Regent, robbery!

Chapter 212 It Really Should Be Repaired!
The atmosphere in the gloomy dormitory was eerie, and there was a faint and charming fragrance in the air.

The scorching sun outside shines into the house through the hollow doors and windows, and casts mottled shadows on the ground.

The branches outside were swaying and rustling in the wind.

Suddenly, there was a scream that pierced the sky.

Shenzhen Bay, resting on the dragon bed with its eyes closed, raised up half of its body slightly, and there was a layer of tiredness under the pale red phoenix eyes.

"Whose voice?" A cold, mellow and hoarse voice came out from the bed curtain.

Xuan Yi hurriedly took a step forward, clasped his hands and answered truthfully: "Your Highness, this voice belongs to our Master Fenghuang."

When Xuan Yi said this title, he felt a little unnatural.This Master Phoenix is ​​a phoenix that the envoys of other countries paid tribute to last year, more precisely, it is a guy who looks like a chicken.This guy has a very bad temper. Except for His Royal Highness the Regent, no one is allowed to approach him.Occasionally chat with him a few words.

This guy usually has a lot of stinky farts, because he is the favorite pet of His Royal Highness, when he sees people, he catches people who pee and shit on people's heads, and even yells at them with his throat, cursing a series of bad words if.

And most of these victims are officials and courtiers, and there are also some ugly and short eunuchs and guards who will be pointed at the nose by Lord Phoenix and scolded, short donkeys!Cock eyes or something.

Every time at this time, Xuan Yi wanted to step forward and shout: "Actually, Master Fenghuang, you are more like a rooster!"

But of course he didn't dare to say it.Why?Because Master Fenghuang still has some unique moves, and this unique move is naturally not known to outsiders.

Because the incident of urinating and defecating caused a lot of noise, although some officials and courtiers suffer from the fact that this is the Prince Regent's favorite pet, they will always be patient, but once this person endures too much, he will explode.No, everyone went to the memorial to complain to Master Fenghuang.It was precisely because of this that Master Fenghuang was ordered by the Regent to be confined in the imperial dining room, and he was not allowed to come out without his order.

And the poor Master Fenghuang just disappeared in front of everyone, and everyone was naturally thankful for Dayu, especially the officials and courtiers, who wished to set off firecrackers to celebrate.

After recalling these past events, Xuan Yi's heart trembled a little.

The Prince Regent, who was lazily lying on his side on the bed, raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this.Immediately he said: "Didn't Gu send it to be an alarm clock to wake up Xiao Jing'er?"

Xuan Yi heard the words and explained in his heart that the term "alarm clock" came from Master Bu Chen.

Then he cupped his hands again, and replied: "Your Highness, you sent Lord Fenghuang to wake up Her Majesty the Empress, but Her Majesty seems to have woken up, and is playing with Lord Fenghuang."

The regent opened his phoenix eyes lazily, and the bottom of those phoenix eyes were deserted.Caught the key words: "Playing around?"

The end of the sentence rose slightly, evoking a charming arc, revealing an indescribably pleasant magnetism.

"Ahem..." Xuan Yi finished coughing softly, and then said in a serious manner: "I seem to have heard Her Majesty the Queen say that she is going to kill Lord Fenghuang and make a stew, and give everyone in the palace a sip."

Hearing this, the regent's beautiful face evoked a delicate arc, and the smile was light but revealing a strong sense of nature: "I want to taste what this phoenix hodgepodge tastes like."

Ga?Xuan Yi was slightly stunned when he heard the words, with an expression of disbelief.

This phoenix was born of an ancient divine beast. It is powerful and rare in the world, but they don't know why the phoenix in their hands has become disabled. It has grown from a cute and beautiful phoenix into an iron rooster.

But no matter what it looks like, it is an unchangeable fact that it is a descendant of the Phoenix.Is it really necessary to take this rare phoenix and stew it into a hodgepodge just to try the soup?

This is not very good!
"Aww...you stupid stinky human being, the master of this deity will come to save this deity! You stupid stinky human being will be caught by my master and soaked in the cesspit for three days and three nights!" Only the miserable scream was heard The sound continued.

The owner of this voice is none other than that stinky and arrogant Master Fenghuang!

Xuan Yi couldn't help wiping off his sweat when he heard the angry scolding, Master Fenghuang, your idea of ​​taking the Queen to soak the cesspool is really unique!But if you want to take the Queen to soak the cesspool, I'm afraid you have to get the consent of our Highness!
Taking His Highness's careful thoughts on Her Majesty at this moment, I am afraid that His Highness would not even be willing to touch a single hair of Her Majesty's hair, let alone soak the cesspool.

You'd better be obedient and put away this bad idea.

"Just yell, tell me your last words quickly, and I will help you settle your funeral affairs, and I will chop you up and put you in a pot for stewing!" followed by an evil laughing sound.The voice couldn't hide the joyful mood.

Needless to say, this voice is naturally Her Majesty's. No one in this palace can call herself "My Majesty" except Her Majesty.Besides Her Majesty the Queen, is there any woman in this palace who is so bold as to stew Lord Fenghuang!

Xuan Yi suddenly realized, and suddenly thought of Princess Hualuo.It is estimated that Hualuo County will applaud Her Majesty's actions mainly if they are present.

"Quack quack... Master, master, come and save me, I was wrong. I will never use your name to piss on the heads of officials and people, and I will never steal your obscene pants Wipe your ass, I will never dare to use your white jade hairpin as a crutch again, and I will never dare to use your exclusive towel cloth again..." The phoenix-lord was yelling and confessing his crimes one by one .

And Ye Jing heard the words and burst out laughing: "Smelly guy, you are very courageous, I appreciate you very much, but you have already angered me, the death penalty is inevitable!"

But on this side, the face of the regent king in the bed tent was already dark, and even the aura of that body was frighteningly cold.

Xuan Yi on the side hurriedly cupped his hands and stepped forward to comfort his Highness's restless anger: "Your Highness, Master Fenghuang is not sensible, at worst, when you rescue it from Her Majesty's hands, you should punish it well to relieve its anger. If it falls into Her Majesty's That's not good in your hand!"

At the same time, he secretly cursed Master Fenghuang in his heart.No wonder last year His Royal Highness’s obscene trousers were always wet and smelly, no wonder His Royal Highness’s white jade hairpins kept changing positions, no wonder the Regent’s towels were always missing.At first he thought it was Her Majesty's masterpiece, but he didn't expect the culprit to be someone else!

Should I praise Master Fenghuang for being bold and courageous, or should I scold Master Fenghuang for committing suicide?

Just as Xuan Yi was pondering all kinds of conjectures in his heart, he saw the tall figure of the regent suddenly get up from the bed, and then fell to the ground.

There was a gloomy smile on that beautiful face.

That step was a bit heavy, and it seemed to contain an invisible anger.

"It really needs to be repaired." The regent left a word, and then walked away to the door.

(End of this chapter)