The strongest village doctor
Chapter 21 Liu Honglian's Misadventures
Chapter 21 Liu Honglian's Misadventures
For the two Zhengmei, the roar of the village head Pi Dapao suddenly sounded in the yard.
When they heard that it was the Tudi Emperor of Danai Village who came to the door, the two broke up in a hurry.
"Pi Dapao must be forcing you to change the field. He wants to occupy your sacred land. You must not agree, ah." Xiang Hehua put on her shirt as quickly as possible, and escaped from the window in a panic.
Pi Ergou put on his clothes and typed it out slowly.He saw that Pi Dapao was a jerk, sitting on the upper seat in the living room of his house, like an old man.
As soon as he saw Pi Ergou, he rolled his eyes at him.
Snapped!
He patted the table recklessly, and Pi Dapao shouted, "You have such a big appetite. You want to exchange one mu for ten mu, what a fool!"
"Village chief, I am Kanda. Look, will the Kanda of the other four families agree to change? No one cares about you except me!" .No matter how angry he was, he had to endure it, knocking out his teeth and swallowing it in his stomach.
Hearing that he had exposed Xiyangjin, Pi Dapao roared angrily: "Pi Ergou, I am the boss of Danai Village, who dare not pee on me!"
After yelling twice, Pi Canao let out his anger, quickly changed his face, and said downhill, "Ergou, ten acres is too much, I will approve if it is less!"
"Village Chief, even if you ask for ten acres, it's less than ten acres. I've changed the conditions now, and I have to rent ten acres of mountain forest. Of course, it's free rent, and it can't be less than three years!" Pi Ergou looked at it with a hidden knife in his smile. Said the leather cannon.
"What are you talking about? Pop—" In an instant, the leather cannon seemed to detonate the sky monkey, and it exploded all at once.Glaring at Pi Ergou like a King Kong, he said, "Mom, what are you kidding me about?"
"Village chief, how dare I play tricks on you? Ten acres of fertile land plus ten acres of rent-free forest. If you agree, you can change it. If you don't agree, don't talk about it!"
"Little boy, do you want ten acres of dry forest hair? Let me tell you, the forest is banned by the state. If you have the idea of hacking the big trees on the mountain, there is no door. That's illegal, understand?" Village chief Pi said fiercely. He stared at Pi Ergou Er and raised his face.
"You don't need to teach me this, I understand. I rent the mountain forest, I don't cut down trees, I don't destroy the forest, I just plant some herbs under the trees!" Pi Ergou said the truth.
"Hahahaha! You went to grow herbs on the mountain, thank you for being able to figure it out, hahaha I laughed so hard! How do you grow herbs on the mountain, you dog?" Leather Cannon laughed so hard that he almost burst out laughing.Not to mention that there is no way to live in the mountains, even the black blind man in Danai Mountain and wild boars are enough for his kid to drink a pot.Going to that ghostly mountain without a gun, who would dare to go there, I'm getting impatient!
"You don't have to worry about it. Whether you rent it or not, it's up to me whether you grow it or not!" Pi Ergou said in a muffled voice.
"Let me tell you, there are black blind men and wild boars in Mount Danai, aren't you afraid of death?"
"I'm not afraid. The black blind men in the mountains get along well with me, they are my friends, haha!"
Pi Dapao looked at Pi Ergou puzzledly, thought for a while, then was taken aback, then nodded and said: "That's all right. Ten acres of fertile land plus ten acres of rent-free forest, that's the deal! Wait a minute After breakfast, come and measure!"
After finishing speaking, Village Chief Pi was very happy in his heart, haha, this idiot, he thought he had made a profit.The acre of his house is Kanda, Kanda.
When I grow super delicious vegetables against the sky, not only can they be sold for a lot of money, but they can also be used as gifts and relationship building.This thing is the only one in Da Nai Village, so take it out, what a face!
Village head Pi thought about something good, stood up abruptly, and swaggered out of the courtyard door.
Puchi, Pi Ergou is so happy to think that he has earned another ten acres of forest!He's also thinking about it, Leather Cannon is a bitch, he thought he took my Kanda and took advantage of it.That stupid thing, I really thought it was a piece of Kanda.
If I don't shower you with spiritual rain, your Kanda farts are neither!
Teng Teng Teng, I saw Ding Qing running in with a red face, and said angrily: "Brother Dog, your family's Kanda has been replaced by the village chief, are you stupid?"
"I'm not stupid!" Pi Ergou couldn't help laughing out loud.
"You're still laughing, the Kanda is gone, where are you going to get the heaven-defying vegetables? Brother Gou, you are so stupid!" Ding Qing was almost dizzy when she saw that the boy lost his mind and was still enjoying himself.
"Girl Qing, you say I'm stupid, so is your father cured of his strange illness?" If Ding Qing wasn't a girl, he'd be mad.Who would like to be called a fool all the time.
When mentioning her father's strange disease, Ding Qing was so excited that she felt like she had been beaten with chicken blood: "Brother Dog, my father is completely cured. He eats well and sleeps soundly. Not only does he not scold anyone, but he also cares about me very much. He was very early in the morning. Going out to herd cattle, hee hee!"
"Then you still call me stupid! Can a fool see a doctor?" Pi Ergou gave Ding Qing a dissatisfied look.
"Brother Dog, are you angry? I'm wrong, don't be angry with me, okay?" Ding Qing was really afraid that Brother Gou would ignore her, so suddenly, she turned her heart away, closed her almond eyes and said, "Dog Brother, don't you want to kiss me, come and kiss me!"
"Xiami? No, no. How can I kiss you? I see that your lips are a bit dry, so I want you to moisturize them!" While pretending, Pi Ergou hugged Ding Qing and kissed her passionately.
After kissing for several minutes, Ding Qing shyly pushed him away, and said in a panic, "Brother Dog, I'm going back to work!"
Just about to leave, Pi Ergou grabbed her and said, "Ding Qing, you work in an electronics factory, how much do you earn a month?"
"Two thousand five, brother dog, why are you asking this? If you want to join the factory, I can introduce you!" Ding Qing looked at Pi Ergou enthusiastically and said.
"No, it's impossible for me to work part-time, and I won't be able to work part-time in my life!" Pi Ergou happily burst out a catchphrase.
"Brother Dog, your family's Kanda is gone, and you won't work in the factory, what will you have to marry a wife in the future?" Ding Qing said, sweating for him.
"I have ten acres of fertile land and ten acres of mountain forest. Do you believe it or not, I can turn ten acres and ten acres of mountain forest into a new sacred land?" Pi Ergou said with a big thunderbolt.
"Brother Dog, is it real? Don't lie to me!" Ding Qing looked at him in surprise and said.This factory girl thought about it, he can even cure his father's strange disease, maybe he really has the ability of a great god.
"I just asked how much you earn per month, not to introduce me. I want to introduce you!"
"Yeah, introduce me? Where do you introduce me?" Ding Qing blinked in confusion.
"You give me a part-time job with a monthly salary of 5000 yuan, do you want to do it?"
"Shrimp? 5000 yuan!" Ding Qing's eyes widened in disbelief, and she changed the subject: "Brother Dog, do you want to open your own factory?"
"I don't run a factory, I run a farm!"
"It's good to run a farm. As long as you are willing to endure hardships, why don't you make money! Then do you raise pigs or grow fruit trees?"
"I don't raise pigs, and I don't grow fruit trees. I specialize in medicinal herbs!" Originally, Pi Ergou wanted to tell her to grow vegetables against the sky, but, afraid that she wouldn't believe it, and scared Ding Qing away, he first put the sky against the sky. Dishes are omitted.
"Grow medicinal herbs? I don't know how to grow them!"
"As long as you join me, I will teach you how to plant it. It is guaranteed to be easier than working in an electronics factory, and you can earn double the money!"
"Brother Dog, let me think about it and give you an answer tonight, okay?"
After talking, Ding Qing went to work in the electronics factory.Pi Ergou made some breakfast and went to the village to measure it after eating.
At noon, Xiang Hehua, Wang Hongshang and other households with Kanda learned that Pi Ergou had exchanged Kanda to Village Chief Pi.They all ran to Pi Ergou's house to ask, and confirmed that the news was true, and they were all very angry.
Xiang Hehua stood up for his boy: "Pi Dapao is a bitch, he really thinks he is an emperor. He will take whatever is good in the village! He just bullies you as an orphan, no father, no mother, no brothers, that bitch! of!"
"Sister-in-law Lotus, Village Chief Pi took advantage of it, and I didn't lose either!" Pi Ergou said happily.I said in my heart that it was meowing, obviously I was the one who took advantage, okay?After a few days, you will know who is really at a disadvantage.
Xiang Hehua tapped on his forehead angrily, and jumped his feet angrily: "Fool, you haven't suffered a loss yet, you have suffered a big one! Aunt Honglian feels sorry for you, saying that Village Chief Pi is domineering!"
"Sister Lotus, you are worthless for me, do you like me?"
"Ah bah, who likes you as a raw melon egg!" Xiang Hehua suddenly felt that Ergou was very pitiful, and her sympathy overflowed.Changed his words: "If it weren't for your good intentions, my mother wouldn't care about your business!"
"Then Sister Lotus, can you help me cook something?"
"I'm not your daughter-in-law, why do you cook for me?" Xiang Hehua said so, but her legs and feet seemed to have eyes, and she went straight to the kitchen to cook.
After lunch, Pi Ergou took a sleepy nap, and when he got up, he invited fragrant lotus flowers to help him bury the vegetable seeds in the ground for a salary of one hundred yuan a day.
However, the newly bought ten mu of land still needs to be turned over. Wang Matou, a man from Liu Honglian in the village, bought a tiller for the villagers to plow the fields. The hourly rate is 120 yuan.
Pi Ergou had to come to Liu Honglian's house, but he didn't expect to go in and suddenly heard that the couple were doing business.
"Damn ghost, I advised you to buy some medicine, but you didn't listen. Every time you are a quick shooter!" It was Liu Honglian who spoke.
"You bitch, is there a wild man out there? Damn you, otherwise, how would you know that I'm fast and other men are not fast?" The one who was cursing was none other than Liu Honglian's second-married husband, Wang Matou.
Pole!
There was a loud slap in the face.
"You slapped me again? It's wrong to tell you to buy medicine, you bastard!" Liu Honglian began to cry.
After a while, I heard Teng Teng Teng, and Wang Matou came out with a sullen face.
Pi Ergou and Mao Yao flashed into the bathroom of Wang's house, through the crack of the door, Wang Matou was seen cursing and kicking out the courtyard door.
He was about to jump out, but Liu Honglian rushed to the bathroom without thinking.She stopped crying after crying a few times, wiped her eyes and entered the bathroom, feeling comfortable.
Pi Ergou hid behind the door, neither did he make a sound, nor did he make a sound, it was extremely embarrassing.
"Ah, you!" Liu Honglian suddenly found someone in the bathroom, screamed in fright, and stood up instinctively.
It's so hard to die, Wang Ma turned his head back and heard the woman screaming in the bathroom, so he slammed the door and cursed: "Stinky bitch, what the hell are you calling if you're fine?"
"I'm not allowed to bark when I see a mouse. I'm going to bark!"
"Scream, stinky bitch, why didn't the mouse scare you to death, stinky bitch?" Wang Matou cursed a few words, and went back to his room to sleep.
Seeing that Wang Matou was not in the courtyard, Liu Honglian looked at Pi Ergou in a low voice and said, "You kid, you scared me to death! Why are you hiding here? It turns out that you have this hobby, so you can watch it if you want! My house The dead ghost is suspicious, always wronging me, insisting that I have a wild man outside. Why don't I give it to you, Ergou, you don't have a woman to love, let my aunt love you!"
(End of this chapter)
For the two Zhengmei, the roar of the village head Pi Dapao suddenly sounded in the yard.
When they heard that it was the Tudi Emperor of Danai Village who came to the door, the two broke up in a hurry.
"Pi Dapao must be forcing you to change the field. He wants to occupy your sacred land. You must not agree, ah." Xiang Hehua put on her shirt as quickly as possible, and escaped from the window in a panic.
Pi Ergou put on his clothes and typed it out slowly.He saw that Pi Dapao was a jerk, sitting on the upper seat in the living room of his house, like an old man.
As soon as he saw Pi Ergou, he rolled his eyes at him.
Snapped!
He patted the table recklessly, and Pi Dapao shouted, "You have such a big appetite. You want to exchange one mu for ten mu, what a fool!"
"Village chief, I am Kanda. Look, will the Kanda of the other four families agree to change? No one cares about you except me!" .No matter how angry he was, he had to endure it, knocking out his teeth and swallowing it in his stomach.
Hearing that he had exposed Xiyangjin, Pi Dapao roared angrily: "Pi Ergou, I am the boss of Danai Village, who dare not pee on me!"
After yelling twice, Pi Canao let out his anger, quickly changed his face, and said downhill, "Ergou, ten acres is too much, I will approve if it is less!"
"Village Chief, even if you ask for ten acres, it's less than ten acres. I've changed the conditions now, and I have to rent ten acres of mountain forest. Of course, it's free rent, and it can't be less than three years!" Pi Ergou looked at it with a hidden knife in his smile. Said the leather cannon.
"What are you talking about? Pop—" In an instant, the leather cannon seemed to detonate the sky monkey, and it exploded all at once.Glaring at Pi Ergou like a King Kong, he said, "Mom, what are you kidding me about?"
"Village chief, how dare I play tricks on you? Ten acres of fertile land plus ten acres of rent-free forest. If you agree, you can change it. If you don't agree, don't talk about it!"
"Little boy, do you want ten acres of dry forest hair? Let me tell you, the forest is banned by the state. If you have the idea of hacking the big trees on the mountain, there is no door. That's illegal, understand?" Village chief Pi said fiercely. He stared at Pi Ergou Er and raised his face.
"You don't need to teach me this, I understand. I rent the mountain forest, I don't cut down trees, I don't destroy the forest, I just plant some herbs under the trees!" Pi Ergou said the truth.
"Hahahaha! You went to grow herbs on the mountain, thank you for being able to figure it out, hahaha I laughed so hard! How do you grow herbs on the mountain, you dog?" Leather Cannon laughed so hard that he almost burst out laughing.Not to mention that there is no way to live in the mountains, even the black blind man in Danai Mountain and wild boars are enough for his kid to drink a pot.Going to that ghostly mountain without a gun, who would dare to go there, I'm getting impatient!
"You don't have to worry about it. Whether you rent it or not, it's up to me whether you grow it or not!" Pi Ergou said in a muffled voice.
"Let me tell you, there are black blind men and wild boars in Mount Danai, aren't you afraid of death?"
"I'm not afraid. The black blind men in the mountains get along well with me, they are my friends, haha!"
Pi Dapao looked at Pi Ergou puzzledly, thought for a while, then was taken aback, then nodded and said: "That's all right. Ten acres of fertile land plus ten acres of rent-free forest, that's the deal! Wait a minute After breakfast, come and measure!"
After finishing speaking, Village Chief Pi was very happy in his heart, haha, this idiot, he thought he had made a profit.The acre of his house is Kanda, Kanda.
When I grow super delicious vegetables against the sky, not only can they be sold for a lot of money, but they can also be used as gifts and relationship building.This thing is the only one in Da Nai Village, so take it out, what a face!
Village head Pi thought about something good, stood up abruptly, and swaggered out of the courtyard door.
Puchi, Pi Ergou is so happy to think that he has earned another ten acres of forest!He's also thinking about it, Leather Cannon is a bitch, he thought he took my Kanda and took advantage of it.That stupid thing, I really thought it was a piece of Kanda.
If I don't shower you with spiritual rain, your Kanda farts are neither!
Teng Teng Teng, I saw Ding Qing running in with a red face, and said angrily: "Brother Dog, your family's Kanda has been replaced by the village chief, are you stupid?"
"I'm not stupid!" Pi Ergou couldn't help laughing out loud.
"You're still laughing, the Kanda is gone, where are you going to get the heaven-defying vegetables? Brother Gou, you are so stupid!" Ding Qing was almost dizzy when she saw that the boy lost his mind and was still enjoying himself.
"Girl Qing, you say I'm stupid, so is your father cured of his strange illness?" If Ding Qing wasn't a girl, he'd be mad.Who would like to be called a fool all the time.
When mentioning her father's strange disease, Ding Qing was so excited that she felt like she had been beaten with chicken blood: "Brother Dog, my father is completely cured. He eats well and sleeps soundly. Not only does he not scold anyone, but he also cares about me very much. He was very early in the morning. Going out to herd cattle, hee hee!"
"Then you still call me stupid! Can a fool see a doctor?" Pi Ergou gave Ding Qing a dissatisfied look.
"Brother Dog, are you angry? I'm wrong, don't be angry with me, okay?" Ding Qing was really afraid that Brother Gou would ignore her, so suddenly, she turned her heart away, closed her almond eyes and said, "Dog Brother, don't you want to kiss me, come and kiss me!"
"Xiami? No, no. How can I kiss you? I see that your lips are a bit dry, so I want you to moisturize them!" While pretending, Pi Ergou hugged Ding Qing and kissed her passionately.
After kissing for several minutes, Ding Qing shyly pushed him away, and said in a panic, "Brother Dog, I'm going back to work!"
Just about to leave, Pi Ergou grabbed her and said, "Ding Qing, you work in an electronics factory, how much do you earn a month?"
"Two thousand five, brother dog, why are you asking this? If you want to join the factory, I can introduce you!" Ding Qing looked at Pi Ergou enthusiastically and said.
"No, it's impossible for me to work part-time, and I won't be able to work part-time in my life!" Pi Ergou happily burst out a catchphrase.
"Brother Dog, your family's Kanda is gone, and you won't work in the factory, what will you have to marry a wife in the future?" Ding Qing said, sweating for him.
"I have ten acres of fertile land and ten acres of mountain forest. Do you believe it or not, I can turn ten acres and ten acres of mountain forest into a new sacred land?" Pi Ergou said with a big thunderbolt.
"Brother Dog, is it real? Don't lie to me!" Ding Qing looked at him in surprise and said.This factory girl thought about it, he can even cure his father's strange disease, maybe he really has the ability of a great god.
"I just asked how much you earn per month, not to introduce me. I want to introduce you!"
"Yeah, introduce me? Where do you introduce me?" Ding Qing blinked in confusion.
"You give me a part-time job with a monthly salary of 5000 yuan, do you want to do it?"
"Shrimp? 5000 yuan!" Ding Qing's eyes widened in disbelief, and she changed the subject: "Brother Dog, do you want to open your own factory?"
"I don't run a factory, I run a farm!"
"It's good to run a farm. As long as you are willing to endure hardships, why don't you make money! Then do you raise pigs or grow fruit trees?"
"I don't raise pigs, and I don't grow fruit trees. I specialize in medicinal herbs!" Originally, Pi Ergou wanted to tell her to grow vegetables against the sky, but, afraid that she wouldn't believe it, and scared Ding Qing away, he first put the sky against the sky. Dishes are omitted.
"Grow medicinal herbs? I don't know how to grow them!"
"As long as you join me, I will teach you how to plant it. It is guaranteed to be easier than working in an electronics factory, and you can earn double the money!"
"Brother Dog, let me think about it and give you an answer tonight, okay?"
After talking, Ding Qing went to work in the electronics factory.Pi Ergou made some breakfast and went to the village to measure it after eating.
At noon, Xiang Hehua, Wang Hongshang and other households with Kanda learned that Pi Ergou had exchanged Kanda to Village Chief Pi.They all ran to Pi Ergou's house to ask, and confirmed that the news was true, and they were all very angry.
Xiang Hehua stood up for his boy: "Pi Dapao is a bitch, he really thinks he is an emperor. He will take whatever is good in the village! He just bullies you as an orphan, no father, no mother, no brothers, that bitch! of!"
"Sister-in-law Lotus, Village Chief Pi took advantage of it, and I didn't lose either!" Pi Ergou said happily.I said in my heart that it was meowing, obviously I was the one who took advantage, okay?After a few days, you will know who is really at a disadvantage.
Xiang Hehua tapped on his forehead angrily, and jumped his feet angrily: "Fool, you haven't suffered a loss yet, you have suffered a big one! Aunt Honglian feels sorry for you, saying that Village Chief Pi is domineering!"
"Sister Lotus, you are worthless for me, do you like me?"
"Ah bah, who likes you as a raw melon egg!" Xiang Hehua suddenly felt that Ergou was very pitiful, and her sympathy overflowed.Changed his words: "If it weren't for your good intentions, my mother wouldn't care about your business!"
"Then Sister Lotus, can you help me cook something?"
"I'm not your daughter-in-law, why do you cook for me?" Xiang Hehua said so, but her legs and feet seemed to have eyes, and she went straight to the kitchen to cook.
After lunch, Pi Ergou took a sleepy nap, and when he got up, he invited fragrant lotus flowers to help him bury the vegetable seeds in the ground for a salary of one hundred yuan a day.
However, the newly bought ten mu of land still needs to be turned over. Wang Matou, a man from Liu Honglian in the village, bought a tiller for the villagers to plow the fields. The hourly rate is 120 yuan.
Pi Ergou had to come to Liu Honglian's house, but he didn't expect to go in and suddenly heard that the couple were doing business.
"Damn ghost, I advised you to buy some medicine, but you didn't listen. Every time you are a quick shooter!" It was Liu Honglian who spoke.
"You bitch, is there a wild man out there? Damn you, otherwise, how would you know that I'm fast and other men are not fast?" The one who was cursing was none other than Liu Honglian's second-married husband, Wang Matou.
Pole!
There was a loud slap in the face.
"You slapped me again? It's wrong to tell you to buy medicine, you bastard!" Liu Honglian began to cry.
After a while, I heard Teng Teng Teng, and Wang Matou came out with a sullen face.
Pi Ergou and Mao Yao flashed into the bathroom of Wang's house, through the crack of the door, Wang Matou was seen cursing and kicking out the courtyard door.
He was about to jump out, but Liu Honglian rushed to the bathroom without thinking.She stopped crying after crying a few times, wiped her eyes and entered the bathroom, feeling comfortable.
Pi Ergou hid behind the door, neither did he make a sound, nor did he make a sound, it was extremely embarrassing.
"Ah, you!" Liu Honglian suddenly found someone in the bathroom, screamed in fright, and stood up instinctively.
It's so hard to die, Wang Ma turned his head back and heard the woman screaming in the bathroom, so he slammed the door and cursed: "Stinky bitch, what the hell are you calling if you're fine?"
"I'm not allowed to bark when I see a mouse. I'm going to bark!"
"Scream, stinky bitch, why didn't the mouse scare you to death, stinky bitch?" Wang Matou cursed a few words, and went back to his room to sleep.
Seeing that Wang Matou was not in the courtyard, Liu Honglian looked at Pi Ergou in a low voice and said, "You kid, you scared me to death! Why are you hiding here? It turns out that you have this hobby, so you can watch it if you want! My house The dead ghost is suspicious, always wronging me, insisting that I have a wild man outside. Why don't I give it to you, Ergou, you don't have a woman to love, let my aunt love you!"
(End of this chapter)
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