Sweetheart and Warm Wife: President Gao Leng is spoiled

Chapter 385 You and Time Are Desolate ([-])
Facts have proved that when you are abandoned by the world, if you do more (read it here), there will be a turning point.

In the blink of an eye, it was the end of the month, when Gu Xiaomiao dropped Ling Shaofeng's last bottle of red wine, Ling Shaofeng finally agreed to make up (makeup) for her and let her go out.

When Gu Xiaomiao appeared at the engagement banquet wearing a middle-aged aunt's costume, she was no longer so excited.

There is a tendency to look down on all the mundane things in the world.

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This is the fundamental reason why Ling Shaofeng and the others agreed to Gu Xiaomiao's coming out.

For more than half a month, her three best bad friends took turns to bombard her, especially that guy Bai Mu, who poured chicken soup for her soul every day, which caused her to throw up when she mentioned KFC's spicy chicken drumsticks. The reason- —I drank too much chicken soup for the soul.

Bai Mu said: When women look at a man, they usually look at his social attributes; when men look at women, they usually look at her natural attributes.Generally speaking, this is the most basic law of the relationship between men and women, but if the relationship between men and women is completely handled according to these two attributes, it is bound to suffer from it.In the same way, if there is an irreconcilable contradiction between the two attributes, the fate will inevitably end early...

What a god, what a god, she's broken in love, why teach her philosophy.

Gu Xiaomiao almost knelt down to Bai Mu, "Teacher Bai, please hurry up and write the script, chicken soup doesn't make money!"

Ling Shaofeng went even further and even told her about the relationship between the general theory of relativity in quantum mechanics and love.

According to Ling Shaofeng's theory, the space we live in is not only three-dimensional, but three-and-a-half-dimensional.The time axis is scalable, if you change the past, there will be another parallel space.The two spaces are parallel to each other and do not interfere with each other.

Gu Xiaomiao was very poor in physics when she was in school, and Ling Shaofeng even came to give her Hawking's "A Brief History of Time", which almost killed her.

In the end, she had to accept the final inference of Ling Shaofeng's general theory of relativity in quantum mechanics: the Su Muliang she knew had been lost in another parallel space because of the war, and she couldn't come back temporarily, but the current Su Muliang came from an unknown place. The Two-dimensional world knows nothing about their love.

Gu Xiaomiao asked: Then how can the original Su Muliang come back?

Ling Shaofeng smiled: You have to fly abroad to ask Hawking about this.

puff.Gu Xiaomiao vomited three and a half liters of blood: Hawking, I know him, but he doesn't know me!Why don't you let me ask Einstein!
Ling Shaofeng gave her a blank look: She is really uneducated, because Einstein has passed away!

As for Miyata, Gu Xiaomiao didn't want to mention it. That guy was dressed like a scholar, and he was standing next to her holding a book of haiku, reading to her every day: The torrential rain in May/covered everything/except That long Seta Bridge.

The summer downpour / is hitting / on the carp's head.

Gu Xiaomiao drove him out with a broom, "Darling, I failed the Chinese college entrance examination. But my history and geography are very good. Miyata, on behalf of the people of the motherland, I want to emphasize to you again: **** is China of!"

Miyata: 2333
White wood: qaq
Ling Shaofeng: Producer Gu, let me tell you about general relativity again.

Gu Xiaomiao put a fruit knife around her neck: Please, I'm thinking about breaking up with you, but if you torture me like this again, I'll show you to death!

In this way, Gu Xiaomiao was "saved" by a group of bad friends.The three of them tortured her in different ways, and gradually, she really didn't seem to be in such pain.

Ling Shaofeng, Miyata, and Shiraki finally stretched their eyebrows, yes!

36 Plan to fight poison with poison, divert attention, get it done!
　Will the author of 36 plans say: When did I write these two plans?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)