Chapter 5

"Who is here to disturb the young master's sleep?"

Wang Zheng pretended to be sleepy and got up from the bushes.

The man on the opposite side didn't expect that there would be someone here, so he was startled suddenly, and a certain muscle couldn't help convulsing.

"Chi..." A liquid instantly stained his pants yellow.

The live broadcast room suddenly ignited.

"Scared to pee?"

"The actor's acting skills are beyond the charts! 666666"

"You can add a chicken leg to your lunch box."

"I feel sorry for the props group, I have to wash my pants... 2333"

"Distressed 1"

Senior administrator Fat Zizi floats on the screen: If you feel sorry for the actor, come to a wave of attention and a wave of free "likes".

"Fat Guan asks for a gift when he disagrees."

"I am convinced of this wave, praise, praise, praise!"

"Brother upstairs is so funny, please type and like it, I want a gift."

……

"Leopard, what's the matter?" Not far away, Brother Hu noticed something was wrong, and immediately drew out the simple knife from his waist and ran over.

Only then did the man with the stick come to his senses, and as soon as he tied the belt indiscriminately, he jumped up and cursed:
"Ma's bastard! Dare to scare you, Lord Bao, are you courting death?!"

Wang Zheng spread his hands, his face full of innocence: "You two should be reasonable. Is it okay for me to sleep here first? Okay, okay, don't talk, can I go?"

Turn around to leave.

"Wait a minute!"

Brother Hu took three steps and made two steps, directly blocking Wang Zheng's way.

"This little brother has a tight face, he doesn't seem to be from our town."

Wang Zheng's heart sank slightly, but on the surface he remained calm: "I was in a hurry and didn't notice your town. Brother, why don't you take me to the town for a night?"

"Ha ha……"

Brother Hu put on a half-smile, and winked at the leopard behind Wang Zheng.

"Recently, we are hunting for a fugitive son, who seems a bit like a little brother."

"Yes, that should be a coincidence, a misunderstanding."

While Wang Zheng was dealing with it, his shoulders moved slightly, ready to strike at any time.

The proficiency of Pomoquan has greatly improved his body's perception ability, not to mention that there is an Ark system in the dark, and the surrounding plants and trees are all reflected in his mind.

The leopard behind him quietly clenched his eyebrow stick and approached slowly, not escaping Wang Zheng's perception.

"Coincidence? Well, it's a coincidence that our brothers have been a little tight recently..."

Brother Hu grinned grimly, the person he was looking at had turned into a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

Wang Zheng pretended to be flustered, and quietly moved a few steps to the right to get rid of the situation of being pinched back and forth.

"This big brother has something to say, and he doesn't have much trouble with me..."

"I advise you to be smart!" The leopard on the side finally interrupted, "To tell you the truth, I have robbed and killed more people than you have eaten!"

"Ah! Two big brothers, please do me a favor and hold your hands high!" Wang Zheng panicked and stepped back quietly.

Brother Hu saw it and didn't care. Can a cooked duck still fly?
Shaking the simple knife in his hand: "Burning paper money on Huangquan Road, gold and silver are useless to little brothers, so hand them over early, hahaha!"

"Listen to Brother Hu, hand over the money quickly, you are so small, you are not enough to beat me with a stick!" Leopard threatened viciously.

Wang Zheng sighed suddenly, put away the panic on his face, and asked in a deep voice: "That is to say, there is nothing to talk about?"

Brother Hu said coldly: "Little brother didn't even pee in fear when he was about to die, so he's a bit courageous."

Deliberately bite "dying" and "scared to pee" very hard.

Leopard next to him heard Scary Piss, and immediately thought of the live-action version of Scared Piss that he had staged just now. He couldn't help but get angry, but he didn't dare to speak to Brother Hu, and yelled at Wang Zheng: "Talk about your paralysis..."

As soon as the words fell, I felt a blur in front of my eyes, a fist getting bigger and closer in front of me!
"Crack!"

"what!!"

"Break the armor!"

The sound of the leopard's cheek bones breaking, the screams, and Wang Zheng's roar sounded at the same time!
The body of the leopard flew straight several meters away, rolled on the ground, howling!
Brother Hu was cold for a while before he realized it, his heart gasped, and he narrowed his eyes: "I didn't expect you to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger! How dare you pick two!"

"Hehe, there is an old saying that two fists can't beat four hands, and I want to give it a try when I'm dying." Wang Zheng looked calm, and deliberately bit the word "dying" very hard.

Brother Hu felt that he was slapped hard on the face, but he didn't say any more, but exerted force with his hands, "swipe, swipe, slap" and slash three times in a row.

Airtight!

Knife is deadly!

There was a burst of exclamation in the live broadcast room.

(End of this chapter)

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