square inch kill

Chapter 122 Robbery?

"Be careful, you also think that if you continue to wait here, you will be able to wait for the box?"

"No."

"...Isn't it why you are still waiting here? Could it be that you think our romantic trio has a bright future, and you want to join even those who are ashamed?" Zhuang Yingjun asked with a proud face.

"Not at all."

"Then what are you doing here?" Zhuang Yingjun asked dissatisfied.

"Wait for the beauty." Fang Cun said softly with a faint smile on his lips.

"..."

"Go and go, ignore him. Well, be careful, how many times have I told you that your horse is too eye-catching, you should kill it for meat." Staring at the square-inch horse, Long San persisted If you don't promise me, I will pester you.

"No, horse meat is not tasty." Fang Cun said seriously, stroking the horse's neck lightly.

"Nonsense, I've eaten horse meat. It's very fragrant. Don't believe me, I'll make it for you to taste?" With his head shaking like a rattle, Long San vowed, "Really, I promise, if it doesn't taste good, I promise to eat it. Give the horse back to you."

"Give me back a dead horse? Or a set of horse bones?"

"...This, you can't say that! I promise, it will be delicious. You will want to eat it once, but it's a pity that there will be no horses for the second time." Long San continued to seduce, without giving up at all. look.

"No, no, I think there is a certain kind of meat that tastes better." Fang Cun shook his head with a look of disapproval.

"Oh? What kind of meat?" Long San couldn't help becoming curious, staring at Fang Cun and questioning.

"Your meat!"

"My meat?" Long San was taken aback, jumped out of the way, and stared at Fang Cun cautiously, "Be careful, don't you like to eat human flesh?"

"That's right, it's indeed your flesh, but it's not human flesh." With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Fang Cun nodded and said solemnly.

"Damn, why isn't my flesh human flesh?" Long San's eyes suddenly widened, "Are you calling me inhuman?"

"Your name is Long San?"

"what?"

"Then it's over, your meat is dragon meat, not human meat." Fang Cun explained with a proud face while snapping his fingers seriously, "Dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground are naturally better than horse meat .”

"puff!"

Hearing this, Zhuang Yingjun and Liu Chuishui couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Hey, be careful, I think now that you have more and more potential, and it won't take three to five years, and you can learn it in three to five months." You have officially joined our romantic trio."

"Bah, you two are actually helping outsiders to bully me?" Long San suddenly jumped up angrily, as if grabbing his sleeves and fighting them desperately.

"What is an outsider? That's the future fourth child." Zhuang Yingjun corrected him solemnly.

"Okay, stop making trouble, hide everything, someone is coming." Pressing his hand, Fang Cun jumped lightly, and hid among the branches and leaves in an instant.

"Is that the box?" Zhuang Yingjun asked excitedly.

"No." Fang Cun shook his head slightly, "I didn't see the box."

"Cut, that's so exciting." Rolling his eyes angrily, Zhuang Yingjun lazily imitated Liu Chuishui and sat down on the ground.

"Didn't I say that I'm waiting for a beautiful woman?" Fang Cun said leisurely with a smile in his mouth.

"Is there a beautiful woman?" Before he finished speaking, Zhuang Yingjun's [-]-jin meat mountain jumped up from the ground like a flying swallow, and jumped up a tree in a blink of an eye, without even a trace of movement.

Looking in the direction pointed by Fang Cun, there was a hint of excitement in the eyes of the dead fat man, and he looked like a pig brother.

But not far away, a woman in blue dress, like a fairy walking down from a painting, walked towards the woods slowly and fast like a leisurely walk. Her graceful figure was like the most beautiful masterpiece of God, which made people's blood boil.

"Don't even argue with me. This kind of beauty is naturally reserved for the handsome and suave Zhuang Yingjun. It's a godsend." up.

"Damn, it's a god-given marriage, just like you pig brother, can other beauties see you?" Long San hit him mercilessly, "I think you should cut off all your fat first Now, let’s go down and find your heaven-sent match.”

"Damn, you know what a fart, Mr. Zhuang, I have inner beauty, and it's not something that idiots like you can appreciate. Just wait, in less than 2 minutes, I promise to fix this good match for you to see." Zhuang Yingjun He hummed disdainfully.

While speaking, the woman in blue had already walked over.

"Snapped"

Suddenly, the fat man jumped down from the tree with a swish.

"Who?" She frowned suddenly, and the woman in blue stopped in her tracks. Although she was asking, her voice was still as pleasant as an oriole out of the valley.

"Oh my god, I finally found you." The fat man's eyes lit up, and his fat body trembled with excitement.

"Who are you?" The woman in blue frowned slightly puzzled.

"It doesn't matter who I am, what's important is that I have a hunch that you are the gift from heaven to me." The fat man shook his head like a rattle, and promised firmly.

"Really?" There was a gleam of coldness in her eyes, and the woman in blue asked with a smile on her face.

"Yes, of course!" The fat man almost jumped up, "I promise, you must be a gift from the heavens. If you don't believe me, why don't you try it with me?"

"But... people don't like fat people." After giggling a few times, the woman in blue glanced at the tree, and gently covered her mouth with her hand.

"...Fat? Where am I getting fat? I am obviously as light as a swallow." The dead fat man jumped up as if someone had caught a painful foot, "Beauty, remember, my name is Zhuang Yingjun, handsome The chic handsome, you can call me handsome, or Master Zhuang."

"But, you are obviously a fat man." Blinking, the woman in blue emphasized solemnly.

"..." In a word, the dead fat man found out that he was not vomited blood, gritted his teeth and stared at the woman in blue, and wailed heartbrokenly, "How could it be that I am so handsome and suave, how can I be fat? Are you the same as those superficial guys? No, no, you are a gift from heaven to me."

The cute girl held her chin with her hand, and the woman in blue thought about it distressedly, "It's still not right, even if you are called really handsome, it can't change the fact that you are a fat man."

"..." Taking a deep breath and calming his wounded heart, the fat man said regretfully, "I know, you just saw me, and you can't tell me from my deceptive appearance. Bring out the beauty in me, I don't blame you, I'll give you time."

"But he's leaving soon." The woman in blue looked at Zhuang Yingjun with a smile, and said as if nothing had happened.

"No, no, you can't go!" The fat man gritted his teeth and said, his head almost shaking off his head.

"Why? I still have things to do." Blinking her eyes, the woman in blue asked puzzledly, "Are you going to follow me?"

"No, I have to wait here for something, so I can't go with you."

"Then he is leaving, you get out of the way."

"...you can't go!"

"why?"

"Because...because, I want to go along with it...Jie Se!"

(End of this chapter)