kung fu master
Chapter 154
Chapter 154
Li Xueming looked at his old classmate with a smile and said, "Since when have you been able to speak vernacularly so well, please sit down."
Everyone has been hungry for a day, and they are not polite, and they open their stomachs to eat.It is said that eating better when there are more people is true. Soon, all the dishes on the table will be wiped out.
At this moment, Li Meng walked over unsteadily, patted Zhu Liang on the shoulder and said, "Brother, what a blessing, Xiao Mingzi told me just now that these are all your girlfriends, brother, I envy you." He didn't forget to point to the girls as he spoke, it was obvious that he had drunk too much.
The faces of all the girls changed when they heard this. Lin Yutong looked at Zhu Liang with doubts, as if he was saying to explain to me in the evening; He glanced at Zhu Liang and lowered his head; Li Xueyao looked at his younger brother with a smile on his face, thinking about how to deal with this guy in a while; the only one who was more normal was Ah Sheng, who held up a chicken leg and protested: "I'm not, I'm his apprentice."
Embarrassed by this kid's behavior, Zhu Liang helped Li Meng back to his seat and said, "Brother, you've drunk too much, don't listen to this kid Xueming's nonsense."
As soon as he pushed Li Meng on the seat, the boy stood up and put his arms around Zhu Liang and said, "But don't worry, although I envy you, I will never have any thoughts about my sisters-in-law. I just appreciate it. I understand better than anyone else that a friend's wife should not be bullied."
"The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes." Zhu Liang muttered.He turned his head and said to Ah Sheng:
"Ah Sheng gave these two people an injection to sober them up."
"What if there is no wood and a belt." A Sheng said inarticulately with a chicken leg in his mouth.
"What did you say?" Zhu Liang didn't hear clearly, so he asked again.
"She said she didn't bring a needle." Li Xueyao, who was sitting next to Ah Sheng, said.Ah Sheng hurriedly followed and nodded.
Zhu Liang secretly asked for trouble, and tapped the temples of the two of them a few times, but blurted out "cool" instantly sober.
The two of them were half sober in an instant, and when they thought of what they said just now, they felt embarrassed, and the people at the table suddenly fell silent.
At this moment, Li Meng's father walked in, seeing that the table was almost full, he said happily, "How about it, I think the taste is not bad."
Zhu Liang hurriedly said: "The taste of the food is very good, we are all very full, thank you for your hospitality."
"Okay, okay, wait a minute, there is one last dessert." Said Bi and walked to the backyard.
In order to alleviate the awkward atmosphere, Zhu Liang took the lead and said, "Okay, I've had enough wine and food, and I'll do a trick for everyone."
"Okay, okay, I'm just idle and bored. Brother Liang, hurry up, don't be a fool." Li Xueming immediately catered to Zhu Liang's words.He also wanted to quickly turn over this page, mother, it's too uncomfortable.
Zhu Liang turned to Li Meng and said, "Brother, go and help me find a piece of white cloth, a pair of scissors and a pot of water. Of course, there is no well or river water."
Li Meng nodded and said, "I have scissors and white cloth, where can I find this well water? Is tap water okay?"
Zhu Liang shook his head and said, "Tap water is not enough, and if there is no well water, river water is barely enough."
"Brother Liang, there is a mountain spring in my car. A few days ago, I went to the mountain with my friends to play dress up, do you think it's okay?" Li Xueming asked.
"This is better." Zhu Liang didn't expect this kid to be so diligent.
After a while, Li Meng found what Zhu Liang wanted.
At this time, the girls also became curious, and they all gathered together to see what trick Zhu Liang was going to play.
I saw Zhu Liang took the white cloth and put something barely recognizable as a human on it.Immediately, the surrounding people booed: "The painting is really ugly." Ah Sheng curled his lips.
With a blushing face, Zhu Liang picked up the scissors and cut the villain off the white cloth.Then he took out a bowl, filled it with spring water, and threw the little man directly into the water.Then pour the remaining half bucket of mountain spring water on the ground, extending to the door.
Then Zhu Liang took out another empty bowl and put it upside down next to the bowl filled with water.He smiled and said, "Everyone, the time to witness the miracle has come."
I saw Zhu Liang tap the upside-down bowl with a chopstick, and said in his mouth: "The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, the gods of the four directions are coming, and open the yin road to send Yedu."
As Zhu Liang tapped the upside-down bowl, the bowl filled with water rippled layer upon layer.Everyone stared at the circles of ripples carefully, and after a while they became a little dizzy. At the moment when everyone blinked, an incredible thing happened.The cloth man actually stood up from the water.
Everyone thought their eyes were dazzled and kept rubbing their eyes.
What happened next was even more incredible.I saw that villain not only stood up, but also crawled out of the bowl, and walked towards the door step by step along the watermark that Zhu Liang sprinkled just now.
It was Zhang Meng's father who came out from the back room and shouted: "The dessert is here." But no one responded.
Zhang Meng's father felt very strange, so he walked over, and he was completely caught by this look, and asked in a daze, "What's going on? How did you do it?"
"Dad, Zhu Liang will do tricks for us again." Li Meng replied.
"Tricks, there are such miraculous tricks in this world." Father Zhang said.
Father Zhang has lived most of his life, so he has more knowledge than these children.The so-called tricks are nothing more than using some tricks or using some special props to deceive people.But Zhu Liang is using the most common things now, and they are not prepared in advance, and Zhu Liang is far away from that villain, so it is impossible to use some tricks. Can this be called a trick? .
Zhu Liang suddenly raised his head seriously and said, "What kind of trick is this?"
"It's not a trick. Could it be that there are some supernatural things at work in this store?" Li Xueming has also seen many incredible things with Zhu Liang during this period of time. Now whenever he encounters something that cannot be explained by common sense, he will move closer to the supernatural. Seeing such an abnormal scene now, of course it was classified into another aspect.
Zhu Liang stood up and said to Zhang Meng's father, "Uncle Zhang, with all due respect, no matter how skilled the chef is and the decoration is luxurious, the business of your restaurant will hardly improve."
Zhang Meng was immediately unhappy when he heard this, stood up and said, "Zhu Liang, aren't you cursing our family? I'll kick you out if you're talking nonsense." Then he turned his head and said to Li Xueming, "Mingzi, you Be stupid, there are no supernatural things in this world, they are all lies, you also believe that."
Li Xueming has always regarded Zhu Liang as his master. Now that he saw his good friend being so disrespectful to his master, he immediately lost face and said to Zhang Meng: "Zhang Meng, be careful with what you say. Then tell me now Why is this villain moving?"
One sentence stopped Zhang Meng.He doesn't know why it moves.
"Okay, Zhang Meng, please be quiet." Zhang Meng's father signaled his son to keep quiet, then turned around and asked Zhu Liang:
"Xiao Liang, what the hell is going on?"
Zhu Liang pondered for a while and said: "I now think that there is a ghost in your store, which is also the reason why your business is not good, but if you want to ask me what it is, I really can't answer it for a while."
Zhang Meng was furious when he heard this. He was already very angry when Zhu Liang said that the business in his store would not be good. He wanted to drive Zhu Liang out directly, but for the sake of his good friend attack.Who knew that his good friend not only didn't appreciate it, but also stood on the opposite side of him and questioned himself, which made him feel even more uncomfortable.Now that Zhu Liang said that there was something supernatural here, he completely exploded.
"Zhu Liang, I ask you to leave now, you are not welcome here." Zhang Meng roared angrily.
Zhu Liang also changed his face completely at this moment, pulled Lin Yutong up and walked out.As the saying goes, it is better to do evil in the sky, and you can't live if you do evil yourself. If a person wants to die with all his heart, no matter what you do, you will not be able to pull him back.What's more, people don't appreciate it, Zhu Liang is not willing to do this kind of hot face and cold butt.
(End of this chapter)
Li Xueming looked at his old classmate with a smile and said, "Since when have you been able to speak vernacularly so well, please sit down."
Everyone has been hungry for a day, and they are not polite, and they open their stomachs to eat.It is said that eating better when there are more people is true. Soon, all the dishes on the table will be wiped out.
At this moment, Li Meng walked over unsteadily, patted Zhu Liang on the shoulder and said, "Brother, what a blessing, Xiao Mingzi told me just now that these are all your girlfriends, brother, I envy you." He didn't forget to point to the girls as he spoke, it was obvious that he had drunk too much.
The faces of all the girls changed when they heard this. Lin Yutong looked at Zhu Liang with doubts, as if he was saying to explain to me in the evening; He glanced at Zhu Liang and lowered his head; Li Xueyao looked at his younger brother with a smile on his face, thinking about how to deal with this guy in a while; the only one who was more normal was Ah Sheng, who held up a chicken leg and protested: "I'm not, I'm his apprentice."
Embarrassed by this kid's behavior, Zhu Liang helped Li Meng back to his seat and said, "Brother, you've drunk too much, don't listen to this kid Xueming's nonsense."
As soon as he pushed Li Meng on the seat, the boy stood up and put his arms around Zhu Liang and said, "But don't worry, although I envy you, I will never have any thoughts about my sisters-in-law. I just appreciate it. I understand better than anyone else that a friend's wife should not be bullied."
"The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes." Zhu Liang muttered.He turned his head and said to Ah Sheng:
"Ah Sheng gave these two people an injection to sober them up."
"What if there is no wood and a belt." A Sheng said inarticulately with a chicken leg in his mouth.
"What did you say?" Zhu Liang didn't hear clearly, so he asked again.
"She said she didn't bring a needle." Li Xueyao, who was sitting next to Ah Sheng, said.Ah Sheng hurriedly followed and nodded.
Zhu Liang secretly asked for trouble, and tapped the temples of the two of them a few times, but blurted out "cool" instantly sober.
The two of them were half sober in an instant, and when they thought of what they said just now, they felt embarrassed, and the people at the table suddenly fell silent.
At this moment, Li Meng's father walked in, seeing that the table was almost full, he said happily, "How about it, I think the taste is not bad."
Zhu Liang hurriedly said: "The taste of the food is very good, we are all very full, thank you for your hospitality."
"Okay, okay, wait a minute, there is one last dessert." Said Bi and walked to the backyard.
In order to alleviate the awkward atmosphere, Zhu Liang took the lead and said, "Okay, I've had enough wine and food, and I'll do a trick for everyone."
"Okay, okay, I'm just idle and bored. Brother Liang, hurry up, don't be a fool." Li Xueming immediately catered to Zhu Liang's words.He also wanted to quickly turn over this page, mother, it's too uncomfortable.
Zhu Liang turned to Li Meng and said, "Brother, go and help me find a piece of white cloth, a pair of scissors and a pot of water. Of course, there is no well or river water."
Li Meng nodded and said, "I have scissors and white cloth, where can I find this well water? Is tap water okay?"
Zhu Liang shook his head and said, "Tap water is not enough, and if there is no well water, river water is barely enough."
"Brother Liang, there is a mountain spring in my car. A few days ago, I went to the mountain with my friends to play dress up, do you think it's okay?" Li Xueming asked.
"This is better." Zhu Liang didn't expect this kid to be so diligent.
After a while, Li Meng found what Zhu Liang wanted.
At this time, the girls also became curious, and they all gathered together to see what trick Zhu Liang was going to play.
I saw Zhu Liang took the white cloth and put something barely recognizable as a human on it.Immediately, the surrounding people booed: "The painting is really ugly." Ah Sheng curled his lips.
With a blushing face, Zhu Liang picked up the scissors and cut the villain off the white cloth.Then he took out a bowl, filled it with spring water, and threw the little man directly into the water.Then pour the remaining half bucket of mountain spring water on the ground, extending to the door.
Then Zhu Liang took out another empty bowl and put it upside down next to the bowl filled with water.He smiled and said, "Everyone, the time to witness the miracle has come."
I saw Zhu Liang tap the upside-down bowl with a chopstick, and said in his mouth: "The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, the gods of the four directions are coming, and open the yin road to send Yedu."
As Zhu Liang tapped the upside-down bowl, the bowl filled with water rippled layer upon layer.Everyone stared at the circles of ripples carefully, and after a while they became a little dizzy. At the moment when everyone blinked, an incredible thing happened.The cloth man actually stood up from the water.
Everyone thought their eyes were dazzled and kept rubbing their eyes.
What happened next was even more incredible.I saw that villain not only stood up, but also crawled out of the bowl, and walked towards the door step by step along the watermark that Zhu Liang sprinkled just now.
It was Zhang Meng's father who came out from the back room and shouted: "The dessert is here." But no one responded.
Zhang Meng's father felt very strange, so he walked over, and he was completely caught by this look, and asked in a daze, "What's going on? How did you do it?"
"Dad, Zhu Liang will do tricks for us again." Li Meng replied.
"Tricks, there are such miraculous tricks in this world." Father Zhang said.
Father Zhang has lived most of his life, so he has more knowledge than these children.The so-called tricks are nothing more than using some tricks or using some special props to deceive people.But Zhu Liang is using the most common things now, and they are not prepared in advance, and Zhu Liang is far away from that villain, so it is impossible to use some tricks. Can this be called a trick? .
Zhu Liang suddenly raised his head seriously and said, "What kind of trick is this?"
"It's not a trick. Could it be that there are some supernatural things at work in this store?" Li Xueming has also seen many incredible things with Zhu Liang during this period of time. Now whenever he encounters something that cannot be explained by common sense, he will move closer to the supernatural. Seeing such an abnormal scene now, of course it was classified into another aspect.
Zhu Liang stood up and said to Zhang Meng's father, "Uncle Zhang, with all due respect, no matter how skilled the chef is and the decoration is luxurious, the business of your restaurant will hardly improve."
Zhang Meng was immediately unhappy when he heard this, stood up and said, "Zhu Liang, aren't you cursing our family? I'll kick you out if you're talking nonsense." Then he turned his head and said to Li Xueming, "Mingzi, you Be stupid, there are no supernatural things in this world, they are all lies, you also believe that."
Li Xueming has always regarded Zhu Liang as his master. Now that he saw his good friend being so disrespectful to his master, he immediately lost face and said to Zhang Meng: "Zhang Meng, be careful with what you say. Then tell me now Why is this villain moving?"
One sentence stopped Zhang Meng.He doesn't know why it moves.
"Okay, Zhang Meng, please be quiet." Zhang Meng's father signaled his son to keep quiet, then turned around and asked Zhu Liang:
"Xiao Liang, what the hell is going on?"
Zhu Liang pondered for a while and said: "I now think that there is a ghost in your store, which is also the reason why your business is not good, but if you want to ask me what it is, I really can't answer it for a while."
Zhang Meng was furious when he heard this. He was already very angry when Zhu Liang said that the business in his store would not be good. He wanted to drive Zhu Liang out directly, but for the sake of his good friend attack.Who knew that his good friend not only didn't appreciate it, but also stood on the opposite side of him and questioned himself, which made him feel even more uncomfortable.Now that Zhu Liang said that there was something supernatural here, he completely exploded.
"Zhu Liang, I ask you to leave now, you are not welcome here." Zhang Meng roared angrily.
Zhu Liang also changed his face completely at this moment, pulled Lin Yutong up and walked out.As the saying goes, it is better to do evil in the sky, and you can't live if you do evil yourself. If a person wants to die with all his heart, no matter what you do, you will not be able to pull him back.What's more, people don't appreciate it, Zhu Liang is not willing to do this kind of hot face and cold butt.
(End of this chapter)
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