kung fu master

Chapter 189 Shooting yourself in the foot

"Actually, once the contents here are explained clearly, it's meaningless. Since you want to hear it, I'll tell you about it. Anyway, the food won't be served until later." Zhu Liang said after taking a sip of water.

"At the beginning, I don't know if you noticed, what kind of business did Master Li say that man was in?" Zhu Liang asked.

Lin Yutong was stunned for a moment, and really forgot what he was talking about.Li Xueyao thought for a while and tentatively said, "It seems to be some kind of aquatic business."

Zhu Liang nodded with a smile and said: "Yes, it is the aquatic product business, and the problem is in this aquatic product. Master Li finally said that when he was about to leave, he saw a phoenix standing on the square not far from the employer's house. Sculpture, and this sculpture will be printed on the French windows of the employer's house when the weather is sunny."

"Yes, what's the problem?" Li Xueming asked curiously.

"Hehe, what's the problem? It's a big problem. The Phoenix, also known as the Fire Bird, can be good if it directly swoops down on the entire house. Don't forget, he is in the water production business. They are incompatible, so it’s no wonder that the two meet without problems. If it weren’t for the good feng shui of his house and the ability to gather money, I think it’s not as simple as making ends meet.” Zhu Liang explained.

After hearing this, everyone suddenly realized that this was the reason.

Zhu Liang continued: "The phoenix itself is an auspicious thing. If the owner of this house is not in the water production business, as long as he doesn't get involved with water, I believe this kind of problem will not happen, and it is even very likely that the business will be more prosperous." Not sure. It seems that in the future, I will have to take the weather conditions of the day into account when showing Feng Shui to others.”

"Then how do we solve this? We can't let the owner change his career." Lin Yutong asked curiously.

Zhu Liang looked at Lin Yutong and said with a smile: "That's not necessary, just build a small gazebo by the side of the house and let the projection directly cast on the gazebo. It will not change the original Fengshui pattern, nor It solves the current problem very well.

Everyone nodded, feeling that what Zhu Liang said was much more interesting than what those old men said.How did they know that Zhu Liang tried his best to simplify the complicated issues, and besides, those old guys are going there with a plan that you can't understand, as long as you feel that although you can't understand, it's enough .

After a while, Zhu Liangliang's dishes came out.Obviously, this kind of temporary work meal made Li Xueming very unhappy, and he was picking and choosing.The women also seemed to have poor appetites, and they didn't eat very well.

"I'll wrong everyone at noon today, and I'll treat everyone tonight. You can choose what you want to eat." Zhu Liang looked at the expressions of everyone, so he suggested comfortingly.

"Okay, okay, that's the deal." Ah Sheng was immediately happy when he heard this, and clapped his hands in applause.

Everyone finished eating quickly, but there was still more than an hour before the afternoon game.Zhu Liang looked at their bored faces and said: "Since everyone is so bored, I might as well show you faces, since you are idle anyway."

"Okay, Brother Liang, show me first." Li Xueming wanted Zhu Liang to show him for a long time, but he never found the right opportunity, and now the opportunity finally came.

"En, good." Zhu Liang pretended to come to Li Xueming, lifted his chin, looked left and right.Then said:
"Open your mouth and let me see your teeth."

Hearing this, Ah Sheng laughed out loud, and then giggled there, and the laughter was full of joy.

Everyone didn't know why, and asked her what she was laughing at.

It took a lot of effort for Ah Sheng to stop laughing and said, "The villainous master seems to be picking animals."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly and said, "Don't tell me, it really looks alike, just like rural people pick animals, and look at the teeth."

When Li Xueming heard this, he stopped immediately, opened Zhu Liang's hand and asked, "Have you finished watching yet? Tell me, how does my face look?"

Zhu Liangliang nodded and said: "Well, judging from your appearance, you have lived a life of wealth and wealth, and you have no worries about food and drink, and you are very righteous, and you can even rise to the top in the future. But, your health is not very good, very It is easy to get sick, and when the weather turns cold, your hands and feet will be cold, and there is a small red mole on your buttocks, I don’t know if I’m right.”

Li Xueming was stunned when he heard Zhu Liang's words. He looked at Zhu Liang with a gaze that was as high as a mountain, and said excitedly: "Brother Liang, I didn't expect you to really know how to read faces. What you said is so accurate. You How can you tell from my face that there is a small red mole on my butt, so that others will have no privacy in front of you."

As soon as Li Xueming finished speaking, all the girls looked at Zhu Liang with strange expressions, as if they were guarding against perverts.

Zhu Liang was still complacent about being able to fool Li Xueming just now, but when he saw the strange eyes all the girls looked at him, he knew that he was playing big, so he hurriedly said: "Everyone, you don't really believe that I can tell you from the face. You can see that there is a red mole on this kid's butt, if I had this ability, I would have squatted on the street every day to see beauties."

As soon as Zhu Liang finished speaking, he immediately drew vicious looks, and Lin Yutong asked sharply, "What did you say?"

Zhu Liang knew that he had said something wrong again, so he slapped himself and said, "Actually, what I just said was just a joke with you, so don't take it seriously."

"But I really have a little red mole on my butt." Li Xueming said from the side.

Zhu Liang shook his head helplessly, and said, "That's because I saw you changing your underpants in front of me when we were playing at the beach last time."

The eyes of the girls looking at Zhu Liang changed again. Even Li Xueming subconsciously twisted his buttocks and looked at Zhu Liang defensively.Zhu Liang wanted to cry immediately, but now he actually pushed one of the girls to prove to everyone that there was nothing wrong with his sexual orientation, but it was obviously impossible.

"Then what you said before is also true?" Li Xueming said, twisting his buttocks again.

This time, everyone was staring at him with idiotic expressions on their faces.This is Li Xueming who has come to understand. He has been with Zhu Liang for so long, and he even knows that there is a little red mole on his buttocks. What else does he not know.Thinking of this, Li Xueming touched his butt with his hand and said: "Brother Liang, we two brothers belong to brothers, but I really don't like that, little brother, so I let you down."

Zhu Liangzhen sprayed him to death with a mouthful of salt soda, and originally wanted to tease Li Xueming and have some fun for everyone.Unexpectedly, in the end, he lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.

(End of this chapter)