Princess little sister: My male god is too black

Chapter 199 The plot in the idol drama is staged again

In the toilet, Yu Zhang was happily blowing his beloved long curly hair with a hairdryer while humming a song.

Just as he was having endless fun, he was suddenly startled by the roar of D man, his hand couldn't help shaking, and the hair dryer hit the sink heavily.

Later, the wig was also dropped and landed on it. Unfortunately, it also had a fierce verbal battle with the hair dryer.

"Damn it, what are you doing?" Seeing this, D male shouted and reminded.

"Ah! ah! ah! ah—"

It was too late when Zhang finally realized it. He saw his most precious hair being swept in by the hair dryer with his own eyes, so he couldn't help screaming.

Hair is his favorite, and he was anxious to reach out to pull it. Seeing this, D-man rushed over, snatched the hair dryer from his hand, and turned off the switch.

The electric shock was stopped in time, but because Yu Zhang was too impatient, he grabbed his hair and pulled it too hard, so his head and arms couldn't help but leaned back.

Just when he was about to fall, male D gorgeously stretched out his left hand to support his waist, and then the two looked at each other, crackling and sparks flying.

The old-fashioned ridiculous plot in the idol drama is about to be staged, everyone, please prepare the popcorn...

"Are you... all right?" Man D stiffened his neck, widened his eyes, and blushed.

Yu Zhang replied with a distorted face: "No, no, nothing..." It's strange.

"You're fine, but I'm busy. I'm a dirty fish. If you're fine, get up quickly. I'm about to lose my hand."

Man D gritted his teeth and said, because at this time Yu Zhang's waist was barely supported by the palm of his left hand, and his right hand was also desperately supporting the sink.

"Don't... let go..." Yu Zhang was terrified, because he knew that if the other party let go, he would fall badly, what's more, he hit the back of his head and died.

"Fight once, dead dirty fish, I will let go later, if you don't want to die, then hurry up and grab my wrist or arm with both hands when I let go."

After speaking, Man D's face turned even redder. Now even if someone took a thick bandage, it would not be able to cover his blushing face.

"No, the crown of this genius will fall off." Yu Zhang raised his hands above his head, holding two ends of hair in each hand, and said extremely nervously.

He knew that no matter which hand he let go of now, his baby might be in danger of falling out of his hand, let alone if he let go of both hands, it would definitely fall off.

"5——4321..." There is not much time to last, and D-man has no time to keep Yu Zhang entangled, so he just counts, and when he counts to one, he resolutely lets go.

"what!"

Accompanied by the screams, Yu Zhang's whole body went numb, and he fell to the ground. In the end, in order to save his life, he gave up his most beloved crown.

"Dirty dirty fish, is your waist made of bones? You beat me to death."

Man D rubbed his numb and painful hands, complaining non-stop about Zhang. He talked for a long time, but no one responded, so he lowered his head, stared at the dead octopus on the ground that was about to rot into mud, and kicked him. several feet, said:
"Hey, don't pretend to be dead, smelly dirty fish, you don't want your wig anymore? Pick it up when it's dirty and wet."

"Wig? Yes, my wig, ah bah bah, that's the crown of a genius."

As soon as he heard someone mention his treasure, he just woke up from his remorse, quickly got up from the ground, and started looking for it like a headless chicken at a loss, but he couldn't find it after searching all over.

"Where is the crown? Where is my crown?"

"Uh, it's in the toilet." Man D said, holding his nose.

"What?" Yu Zhang walked over to look in disbelief, and sure enough, the top of the toilet was the "crown" he had been thinking about, and the bottom was the yellow stool that he had just defecated and hadn't flushed yet.

"Give me back my crown, my baby!"

Yu Zhang was so angry that he wanted to jump up and grab the opponent by the collar, and then beat him hard, but how could someone who had recovered his strength let him succeed.

In the end, Man D still used his strong palm, and immediately pressed Yu Zhang's head to prevent his hand from touching him.

"If it wasn't for Lao Tzu, you would have been electrocuted to death! If it wasn't for Lao Tzu, you would have suffered a concussion! Lao Tzu, I saved your life, so it's okay if you don't appreciate it, but you are still so unreasonable to the savior, white-eyed wolf. "

Yu Zhang couldn't jump up, and couldn't hit him, so he could only scare the opponent by roaring.

"If you hadn't maliciously frightened me, my crown wouldn't have been sucked into the hair dryer, and I wouldn't have been nearly electrocuted to save it, and I wouldn't have thrown it into the toilet!

Also, if you hadn't maliciously thrown the watermelon rind, how could this genius have fallen?How could the crown be soiled?The crown is not dirty, how could this genius think of going to the bathroom to blow the crown!How could there be a series of bad things happening later!

In short, all bad things happen because of you!you!you! "

"You stupid nose, you have a talented person, you laugh at me to death, you have no strength, and you are ugly. If I tease you, it is called doing justice for the heavens, and it is only right and proper! Dirty fish, why don't we make a bet and see Ten years later, who is richer! Who is more famous!
Those who lose will apologize to each other in front of everyone in our country, and admit that they are old and ugly, sorry for their family, sorry for the country, and embarrassing to them.

How about it?Dare you take a gamble?If you don't gamble, it means you are afraid.

As a college student who graduated from a prestigious school, you are even afraid of Lao Tzu, who has been repeated in junior high school for three consecutive years. It seems that you will not have a great future in this life.

Alas, forget it, I never said it. "

Being pointed at his nose and scolded, D-man's brain became hot, and he wanted to provoke him to take a gamble, so that this damned ugly octopus would never dare to shout in front of him again, he was confident that he was still young, Under the leadership of my great-uncle, I will definitely do a great job.

"Who said I dare not dare!" Yu Zhang followed suit and agreed with him, "Okay, it's a deal, ten years later, I will definitely win you."

In short, the two people with abnormal brains just made a bet and high-fived, but in fact, they each had a wishful thinking in their hearts.

Because they know that this bet is dispensable without witnesses. No matter who it is, they can go back on it at any time. In this way, there is a way out.

"Snapped!"

"Hehehe~"

The two laughed at the same time and clapped their hands again. Man D was proud of being "smart for a while", while Yu Zhang was proud of being "extremely smart".

"Well, it stinks!" The smell in the toilet was too strong. D-man pinched his nose and couldn't help trying to get out for some air. Unexpectedly, he turned around and was startled by the scene in front of him.

　spoof to the end

　　
　
(End of this chapter)