Princess little sister: My male god is too black
Chapter 219 Smelly and Shameless, Steal My Things!
Chapter 219 Smelly and Shameless, Steal My Things!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo buddy, this song you sang reminds me of my childhood.
I miss school, the homework that was always put off until the end, the chalk on the blackboard where the teacher was chirping, and the swings on the playground.
I miss every summer vacation, the scenery by the pond and under the banyan tree, the butterflies and cicadas in summer.
I miss the snacks in my mouth, the comics in my hand, and the childhood of my first love, woo woo woo..."
After speaking, the old driver suddenly felt a lot, and was so sad that he burst into tears.
The man D sitting next to him couldn't stop his mouth from twitching, "Are you sick? You are talking about the lyrics of "Childhood", and I am singing "How Long Can I Be a Child". We are not the same thing."
"Why is it not the same thing?" The old driver sniffed his nose and said, "Isn't it all happened and realized before the minors?"
"Well, seeing how pitiful you are, I'll let you order some first." Then, D-man took out a box of tissues from his pocket, took out a few, handed them to him, and said, "Wipe your tears, How decent is it for a big man to cry and cry!"
"Pfft, hahaha, mangy dog, have you forgotten about being stabbed in the ass by a prickly pear and crying loudly? Are you qualified to comfort others?" Finally seizing a chance to retaliate and laugh at him, Ye Qin did not hide his face Cheerful look.
Man D had a headache and said: "Curly-haired girl, you see my aunt is asleep, so you want to take over her class, and you deliberately dismantled Lao Tzu's station, right?"
"It's good to know." After speaking, Ye Qin glanced at the tissue box in his hand, wondering why it looked more and more familiar.
So she asked out her doubts and said, "This tissue box?"
"Oh, did you see it? That's right, it belongs to your family. I just took it." He didn't hide it, and told the truth directly, then handed her the tissue box, and said, "Do you need it?" ? Here, draw a few."
"You actually stole something from my family?" Hearing this, Ye Qin glared at him fiercely, and as soon as he snatched the tissue box, he used it as a brick, and greeted D male with all his strength.
"Don't waste your energy, it doesn't hurt, can I apologize to you, isn't it just a few tissues, worthless things, is it worth it?" D male looked unrepentant.
Seeing this, Ye Qin gritted his teeth, and said angrily: "It's worthless but still steal it? How arrogant is it to steal it? I've never seen such a shameless thief like Nai."
Male D casually replied: "That means you have never seen the world."
The old driver was beside him, blowing his nose while listening to the conversation between them, and at the end he felt that D man was too shameful, so he educated him, saying: "Dude, this is your fault, no matter how much it is worth , Stealing is a bad act in itself."
"Master, what you said is absolutely right." Ye Qin echoed.
"I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old!" Hearing this, the old driver was heartbroken and emphasized three times in a row, but no one really listened to him, so he had no choice but to continue blowing his nose, thinking, He might as well have said nothing just now.
"It's right for you not to talk." D-man patted the old driver on the shoulder and said comfortingly, "No one listened, that's because you are talking nonsense, but everyone who is not blind can see your old face Come."
"I choose go die!" After saying this, the old driver turned his head and went to the corner to vomit blood.
Seeing this, D-man didn't pay any attention to it, and only turned his attention back to Ye Qin. He reached out and snatched the tissue box from her hand, then put it on top of his head, and said to her: "Curly-haired girl, hurry up!" Yes, draw a few, if you don’t draw, I will take them back.”
Ye Qin looked at the tissue box, sneered, raised his fist, and threatened him: "Hehe, hitting the tissue box doesn't hurt, right? What about the fist!"
Male D said with a helpless tone, "Hey, curly-haired girl, why do you want to learn from my aunt again? Can't you be a little innovative?"
"The wound on Nai's face was caused by Xiao Yueyue?" Ye Qin's fist stopped, and after asking doubtfully, seeing him nodding, she was relieved a lot, but she still didn't want to let him go, "Then So what? Do you expect me to be merciful?"
"Hey, don't! You can't fight!" D man yelled to stop her.
"Hmph, the more Xiaoyue can fight? Why can't I fight?" Ye Qin asked him in disbelief.
He said mockingly: "Hey, you are just a little follower behind my aunt. My aunt didn't say anything, so you dare to take the initiative. Do you understand the rules?"
Hearing this, she became even angrier, "I can tell, but I'm trying to sow discord, damn it, I'll beat you to death."
When her fist was about to fall on his head, D-man was already ready. He quickly raised his right hand, which had just scratched his feet, over his head, and shouted at her: "Come on, hit me! The ones that have just been scratched are delicious, so beat them like this."
"Ouch—" Ye Qin withdrew her hand in a hurry, covered her nose, and sat back in her seat, "No more beating, no more beating, it stinks, so take it away, take it away quickly."
Hearing this, D man was very proud, took back the tissue box, and said:
"Hey, this is what you said. I still want to emphasize it again. I didn't steal it. I knew in advance that I needed it so I took it for you. Now I have greeted you and you agreed. So, don't mention this again in the future."
Ye Qin glared at him, and said: "Smelly shameless, what did you get for me..." Can he say such nonsense?
"This is the truth. It's useless for you to deny it. You wronged me in the first place. I didn't take the tissue to help you clean your seat."
"Wipe clean?" Ye Qin suddenly felt bad.
"Uh..." Man D scratched his head pretending to be embarrassed, and said, "I accidentally dirty the seat."
"Dirty?" Ye Qin's expression became even more embarrassing.
Man D snickered and said, "Oh, it's fine, it's been wiped clean."
"Ah! You, you, you." Ye Qin stood up angrily, and the hand that pointed to the back of his head kept trembling.
"Student with curly hair, don't listen to his nonsense, he lied to you." The old driver couldn't stand it and told the truth.
"Mangy dog, I'm sworn to death with you, wait, I won't let you go." Ye Qin gritted her teeth and sat back on her seat.
"Poodle, Crow's Mouth..." In order to retaliate against her, D man began to repeat her nickname repeatedly.
Ye Qin cursed angrily: "You #~%&..."
After that, the two of you came and went with swear words, these words, even the old driver couldn't stand it, and covered his ears the whole time.
"Is it noisy enough?"
These five words, like a thunderclap on the ground, shocked the two brain-twitched people into silence immediately.
Man D was the first to come to his senses. He pushed the old driver and said, "Grandpa has spoken, old man is a chicken, don't be dazed, drive quickly."
"Oh, right now." Hearing this, the old driver started the car.
When starting to start, Xia Peilang slowly closed his eyes.
Seeing this, both D man and Ye Qin heaved a sigh of relief.
At this time, on the roof of the taxi, a group of small black shadows were sleeping soundly on all fours. When the car started, it immediately turned over, lay on its side, and continued to sleep (ー_ー)!!
(End of this chapter)
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo buddy, this song you sang reminds me of my childhood.
I miss school, the homework that was always put off until the end, the chalk on the blackboard where the teacher was chirping, and the swings on the playground.
I miss every summer vacation, the scenery by the pond and under the banyan tree, the butterflies and cicadas in summer.
I miss the snacks in my mouth, the comics in my hand, and the childhood of my first love, woo woo woo..."
After speaking, the old driver suddenly felt a lot, and was so sad that he burst into tears.
The man D sitting next to him couldn't stop his mouth from twitching, "Are you sick? You are talking about the lyrics of "Childhood", and I am singing "How Long Can I Be a Child". We are not the same thing."
"Why is it not the same thing?" The old driver sniffed his nose and said, "Isn't it all happened and realized before the minors?"
"Well, seeing how pitiful you are, I'll let you order some first." Then, D-man took out a box of tissues from his pocket, took out a few, handed them to him, and said, "Wipe your tears, How decent is it for a big man to cry and cry!"
"Pfft, hahaha, mangy dog, have you forgotten about being stabbed in the ass by a prickly pear and crying loudly? Are you qualified to comfort others?" Finally seizing a chance to retaliate and laugh at him, Ye Qin did not hide his face Cheerful look.
Man D had a headache and said: "Curly-haired girl, you see my aunt is asleep, so you want to take over her class, and you deliberately dismantled Lao Tzu's station, right?"
"It's good to know." After speaking, Ye Qin glanced at the tissue box in his hand, wondering why it looked more and more familiar.
So she asked out her doubts and said, "This tissue box?"
"Oh, did you see it? That's right, it belongs to your family. I just took it." He didn't hide it, and told the truth directly, then handed her the tissue box, and said, "Do you need it?" ? Here, draw a few."
"You actually stole something from my family?" Hearing this, Ye Qin glared at him fiercely, and as soon as he snatched the tissue box, he used it as a brick, and greeted D male with all his strength.
"Don't waste your energy, it doesn't hurt, can I apologize to you, isn't it just a few tissues, worthless things, is it worth it?" D male looked unrepentant.
Seeing this, Ye Qin gritted his teeth, and said angrily: "It's worthless but still steal it? How arrogant is it to steal it? I've never seen such a shameless thief like Nai."
Male D casually replied: "That means you have never seen the world."
The old driver was beside him, blowing his nose while listening to the conversation between them, and at the end he felt that D man was too shameful, so he educated him, saying: "Dude, this is your fault, no matter how much it is worth , Stealing is a bad act in itself."
"Master, what you said is absolutely right." Ye Qin echoed.
"I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old!" Hearing this, the old driver was heartbroken and emphasized three times in a row, but no one really listened to him, so he had no choice but to continue blowing his nose, thinking, He might as well have said nothing just now.
"It's right for you not to talk." D-man patted the old driver on the shoulder and said comfortingly, "No one listened, that's because you are talking nonsense, but everyone who is not blind can see your old face Come."
"I choose go die!" After saying this, the old driver turned his head and went to the corner to vomit blood.
Seeing this, D-man didn't pay any attention to it, and only turned his attention back to Ye Qin. He reached out and snatched the tissue box from her hand, then put it on top of his head, and said to her: "Curly-haired girl, hurry up!" Yes, draw a few, if you don’t draw, I will take them back.”
Ye Qin looked at the tissue box, sneered, raised his fist, and threatened him: "Hehe, hitting the tissue box doesn't hurt, right? What about the fist!"
Male D said with a helpless tone, "Hey, curly-haired girl, why do you want to learn from my aunt again? Can't you be a little innovative?"
"The wound on Nai's face was caused by Xiao Yueyue?" Ye Qin's fist stopped, and after asking doubtfully, seeing him nodding, she was relieved a lot, but she still didn't want to let him go, "Then So what? Do you expect me to be merciful?"
"Hey, don't! You can't fight!" D man yelled to stop her.
"Hmph, the more Xiaoyue can fight? Why can't I fight?" Ye Qin asked him in disbelief.
He said mockingly: "Hey, you are just a little follower behind my aunt. My aunt didn't say anything, so you dare to take the initiative. Do you understand the rules?"
Hearing this, she became even angrier, "I can tell, but I'm trying to sow discord, damn it, I'll beat you to death."
When her fist was about to fall on his head, D-man was already ready. He quickly raised his right hand, which had just scratched his feet, over his head, and shouted at her: "Come on, hit me! The ones that have just been scratched are delicious, so beat them like this."
"Ouch—" Ye Qin withdrew her hand in a hurry, covered her nose, and sat back in her seat, "No more beating, no more beating, it stinks, so take it away, take it away quickly."
Hearing this, D man was very proud, took back the tissue box, and said:
"Hey, this is what you said. I still want to emphasize it again. I didn't steal it. I knew in advance that I needed it so I took it for you. Now I have greeted you and you agreed. So, don't mention this again in the future."
Ye Qin glared at him, and said: "Smelly shameless, what did you get for me..." Can he say such nonsense?
"This is the truth. It's useless for you to deny it. You wronged me in the first place. I didn't take the tissue to help you clean your seat."
"Wipe clean?" Ye Qin suddenly felt bad.
"Uh..." Man D scratched his head pretending to be embarrassed, and said, "I accidentally dirty the seat."
"Dirty?" Ye Qin's expression became even more embarrassing.
Man D snickered and said, "Oh, it's fine, it's been wiped clean."
"Ah! You, you, you." Ye Qin stood up angrily, and the hand that pointed to the back of his head kept trembling.
"Student with curly hair, don't listen to his nonsense, he lied to you." The old driver couldn't stand it and told the truth.
"Mangy dog, I'm sworn to death with you, wait, I won't let you go." Ye Qin gritted her teeth and sat back on her seat.
"Poodle, Crow's Mouth..." In order to retaliate against her, D man began to repeat her nickname repeatedly.
Ye Qin cursed angrily: "You #~%&..."
After that, the two of you came and went with swear words, these words, even the old driver couldn't stand it, and covered his ears the whole time.
"Is it noisy enough?"
These five words, like a thunderclap on the ground, shocked the two brain-twitched people into silence immediately.
Man D was the first to come to his senses. He pushed the old driver and said, "Grandpa has spoken, old man is a chicken, don't be dazed, drive quickly."
"Oh, right now." Hearing this, the old driver started the car.
When starting to start, Xia Peilang slowly closed his eyes.
Seeing this, both D man and Ye Qin heaved a sigh of relief.
At this time, on the roof of the taxi, a group of small black shadows were sleeping soundly on all fours. When the car started, it immediately turned over, lay on its side, and continued to sleep (ー_ー)!!
(End of this chapter)
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