Princess little sister: My male god is too black
Chapter 248 Whose Sick Pig, Quickly Drag It Away!
Chapter 248 Whose Sick Pig, Quickly Drag It Away!
"I, most, hate, hate..."
"Hmph, the state officials are only allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps... Hey, don't, I said."
After muttering a few words, he suddenly saw her movements. Because he didn't want to suffer any more, man D hurriedly replied: "It's just my heart hurts... everything you did for me will be in vain."
Hearing this, An Yuexi looked at him inexplicably, "Huh? Why am I for you? What a mess, little Dengzi, are you old and confused?"
"Grandma, I'm the only one! How old are you?" Man D shouted unconvinced.
An Yuexi pointed at his big cake face and said, "Face!"
"It's not old, it's maturity, and it's the best symbol of entering a mature stage for the first time after adulthood." D male retorted.
An Yuexi sneered and said, "If the price of maturity is to grow up like you, then the aging problem of the country's population will not exist."
Male D: "..." These words were so poisonous that he was powerless to refute.
"Okay, I won't talk to you, a weird human who doesn't sleep in a good bed and prefers to sleep on the floor." After speaking, An Yuexi went to the living room.
Seeing this, Man D clutched his legs and waist, and followed slowly. When he reached the living room, he saw darkness. He was puzzled, and groped for the light switch. After turning on the light, he saw An Yuexi pouring water.
He asked her strangely, "Grandma, why don't you turn on the light?"
"Oh, I'm used to it." An Yuexi replied.
He asked again: "It's so dark, aren't you afraid of falling?"
An Yuexi smiled lightly, and said:
"What are you afraid of? How could you fall in such a familiar place in your own home?
Also, let me tell you, I remember exactly where everything is placed here, even with my eyes closed, I can come and go freely.
What's more, don't you think that walking in the dark is particularly sensational? "
Man D's mouth twitched, "What does it feel like? Weird? Scary? Forget it. I don't want to experience these feelings for the rest of my life."
An Yuexi didn't speak, but after casting a disdainful glance at him, he picked up his teacup and began to drink water.
Seeing this, he also felt that his throat was quite dry, and went to pour a glass of water. While drinking the water, he suddenly felt that he heard some strange sounds, so he asked An Yuexi, "Grandma, do you What sound did you hear?"
"No, no, yes." An Yuexi simply replied three words.
"It must be the big mouse. This time, I must catch it straight and torture it." He squatted down and moved his ears from time to time.
Seeing his suspicious appearance, An Yuexi was speechless, "What are you going to torture it for?"
"Hush, don't make a sound, I really heard it." He put his hand to his ear and listened carefully.
An Yuexi: "..." This is a sick pig raised by someone, drag it away and bury it! ! !
Looking for the sound, Man D walked slowly to the door, only to hear a "click", before he had time to react, the door was pushed open, hitting him squarely, but luckily his hand was always in front of him, It was not broken.
At the same time, the Sheriff, who was misunderstood as a "big mouse", immediately hid in a corner that was not easy to be found after seeing his distressed appearance, and stole the money for his plan to succeed. smiling.
"Aw~ bang—"
"Huh? Dingyuan, look, the lights are still on, and I don't know which disobedient child is staying up so late."
"Besides the most precious and lovely daughter in our family, who else can it be?"
"Oh, yes."
The two talking and laughing voices reached An Yuexi's ears. Excitement and excitement flashed in her eyes. Are parents back? !
She immediately put down her teacup and ran to the door quickly.
"Dad, Mom, you're back. You haven't been back for so long. I miss you so much." After confirming that it was An Dingyuan and Liu Charnying, An Yuexi immediately rushed forward, hugged Liu Charnying and acted like a baby.
"Oh, it really is our baby girl." Liu Charnying hugged her back with a smile, and gently touched the top of her hair.
"Wife, daughter, the door hasn't been locked yet." The two hugged each other for a long time, An Dingyuan was a little jealous, and wanted to say something so that they could focus on himself.
Hearing this, Liu Chanying gave him a blank look, and said: "Then why don't you hurry up, the door will be locked by the time you talk to us."
"Oh, my wife and daughter don't want me, I'm so pitiful." An Dingyuan shook his head and sighed.
Hearing this, An Yuexi couldn't help pursing her lips into a smile, while Liu Charnying kept staring at him, and threatened him that if he didn't go again, she would make him look good.
An Dingyuan was immediately defeated and said: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll go right away."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and turned back, only to see a tall and fat woman with short hair in a pink dress, standing behind the door, and he immediately yelled, "Ouch!"
"What's the matter?!" Liu Charny thought that her husband was playing some trick again, so she turned her head impatiently, wanting to reprimand him a few more words, but after seeing it, she focused her eyes on "Miss Pink".
Then, An Yuexi also noticed. She couldn't help but look at the man D who was covering his face all the time, thinking, why cover your face? Your whole face is tied up with bandages. Who knows your true face.
At this time, male D was uneasy. He was afraid that his elders would see him as a pervert or gay after seeing him wearing a skirt as a big man. However, at present, it seems that he does not need to worry because someone misunderstood him.
"This, this lady is...?" Liu Charnying looked at D male suspiciously.
"..." Man D was overwhelmed by Liu Charnying's words.
After being dazed for a few seconds, he immediately put his hands down and covered the skirt that could easily be misunderstood as a woman.
He did this, on the one hand, because of embarrassment, and on the other hand, he felt too ashamed.
Because when the maternity dress was worn on him, it had already changed from a long skirt to a miniskirt, but fortunately, safety pants were worn inside so that it would not be exposed.
"Pfft, mom, this is my classmate." An Yuexi introduced to Liu Chanying, "I said, from today onwards, several classmates will come to our house to live for a while, during this time, Brother Pei Lang will help everyone Remedial homework."
Liu Charnying said with a smile: "Well, mom knows, but Xiaoxi, this classmate, why didn't she say anything? Also, what happened to the bandage on her face? Was she injured? Why didn't she go to the hospital?"
"Oh, that's because..." An Yuexi babbled, "Because he's introverted, shy, and afraid of seeing outsiders. As for the bandages, it's because he thinks he's too ugly, and he's afraid of scaring people around him."
After hearing this, D man vomited blood...
"Oh, so that's the case. Alas, yes, it's not easy to marry a girl who is too tall. What's more, her face is ugly and her figure is so horrible. Alas..."
(End of this chapter)
"I, most, hate, hate..."
"Hmph, the state officials are only allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps... Hey, don't, I said."
After muttering a few words, he suddenly saw her movements. Because he didn't want to suffer any more, man D hurriedly replied: "It's just my heart hurts... everything you did for me will be in vain."
Hearing this, An Yuexi looked at him inexplicably, "Huh? Why am I for you? What a mess, little Dengzi, are you old and confused?"
"Grandma, I'm the only one! How old are you?" Man D shouted unconvinced.
An Yuexi pointed at his big cake face and said, "Face!"
"It's not old, it's maturity, and it's the best symbol of entering a mature stage for the first time after adulthood." D male retorted.
An Yuexi sneered and said, "If the price of maturity is to grow up like you, then the aging problem of the country's population will not exist."
Male D: "..." These words were so poisonous that he was powerless to refute.
"Okay, I won't talk to you, a weird human who doesn't sleep in a good bed and prefers to sleep on the floor." After speaking, An Yuexi went to the living room.
Seeing this, Man D clutched his legs and waist, and followed slowly. When he reached the living room, he saw darkness. He was puzzled, and groped for the light switch. After turning on the light, he saw An Yuexi pouring water.
He asked her strangely, "Grandma, why don't you turn on the light?"
"Oh, I'm used to it." An Yuexi replied.
He asked again: "It's so dark, aren't you afraid of falling?"
An Yuexi smiled lightly, and said:
"What are you afraid of? How could you fall in such a familiar place in your own home?
Also, let me tell you, I remember exactly where everything is placed here, even with my eyes closed, I can come and go freely.
What's more, don't you think that walking in the dark is particularly sensational? "
Man D's mouth twitched, "What does it feel like? Weird? Scary? Forget it. I don't want to experience these feelings for the rest of my life."
An Yuexi didn't speak, but after casting a disdainful glance at him, he picked up his teacup and began to drink water.
Seeing this, he also felt that his throat was quite dry, and went to pour a glass of water. While drinking the water, he suddenly felt that he heard some strange sounds, so he asked An Yuexi, "Grandma, do you What sound did you hear?"
"No, no, yes." An Yuexi simply replied three words.
"It must be the big mouse. This time, I must catch it straight and torture it." He squatted down and moved his ears from time to time.
Seeing his suspicious appearance, An Yuexi was speechless, "What are you going to torture it for?"
"Hush, don't make a sound, I really heard it." He put his hand to his ear and listened carefully.
An Yuexi: "..." This is a sick pig raised by someone, drag it away and bury it! ! !
Looking for the sound, Man D walked slowly to the door, only to hear a "click", before he had time to react, the door was pushed open, hitting him squarely, but luckily his hand was always in front of him, It was not broken.
At the same time, the Sheriff, who was misunderstood as a "big mouse", immediately hid in a corner that was not easy to be found after seeing his distressed appearance, and stole the money for his plan to succeed. smiling.
"Aw~ bang—"
"Huh? Dingyuan, look, the lights are still on, and I don't know which disobedient child is staying up so late."
"Besides the most precious and lovely daughter in our family, who else can it be?"
"Oh, yes."
The two talking and laughing voices reached An Yuexi's ears. Excitement and excitement flashed in her eyes. Are parents back? !
She immediately put down her teacup and ran to the door quickly.
"Dad, Mom, you're back. You haven't been back for so long. I miss you so much." After confirming that it was An Dingyuan and Liu Charnying, An Yuexi immediately rushed forward, hugged Liu Charnying and acted like a baby.
"Oh, it really is our baby girl." Liu Charnying hugged her back with a smile, and gently touched the top of her hair.
"Wife, daughter, the door hasn't been locked yet." The two hugged each other for a long time, An Dingyuan was a little jealous, and wanted to say something so that they could focus on himself.
Hearing this, Liu Chanying gave him a blank look, and said: "Then why don't you hurry up, the door will be locked by the time you talk to us."
"Oh, my wife and daughter don't want me, I'm so pitiful." An Dingyuan shook his head and sighed.
Hearing this, An Yuexi couldn't help pursing her lips into a smile, while Liu Charnying kept staring at him, and threatened him that if he didn't go again, she would make him look good.
An Dingyuan was immediately defeated and said: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll go right away."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and turned back, only to see a tall and fat woman with short hair in a pink dress, standing behind the door, and he immediately yelled, "Ouch!"
"What's the matter?!" Liu Charny thought that her husband was playing some trick again, so she turned her head impatiently, wanting to reprimand him a few more words, but after seeing it, she focused her eyes on "Miss Pink".
Then, An Yuexi also noticed. She couldn't help but look at the man D who was covering his face all the time, thinking, why cover your face? Your whole face is tied up with bandages. Who knows your true face.
At this time, male D was uneasy. He was afraid that his elders would see him as a pervert or gay after seeing him wearing a skirt as a big man. However, at present, it seems that he does not need to worry because someone misunderstood him.
"This, this lady is...?" Liu Charnying looked at D male suspiciously.
"..." Man D was overwhelmed by Liu Charnying's words.
After being dazed for a few seconds, he immediately put his hands down and covered the skirt that could easily be misunderstood as a woman.
He did this, on the one hand, because of embarrassment, and on the other hand, he felt too ashamed.
Because when the maternity dress was worn on him, it had already changed from a long skirt to a miniskirt, but fortunately, safety pants were worn inside so that it would not be exposed.
"Pfft, mom, this is my classmate." An Yuexi introduced to Liu Chanying, "I said, from today onwards, several classmates will come to our house to live for a while, during this time, Brother Pei Lang will help everyone Remedial homework."
Liu Charnying said with a smile: "Well, mom knows, but Xiaoxi, this classmate, why didn't she say anything? Also, what happened to the bandage on her face? Was she injured? Why didn't she go to the hospital?"
"Oh, that's because..." An Yuexi babbled, "Because he's introverted, shy, and afraid of seeing outsiders. As for the bandages, it's because he thinks he's too ugly, and he's afraid of scaring people around him."
After hearing this, D man vomited blood...
"Oh, so that's the case. Alas, yes, it's not easy to marry a girl who is too tall. What's more, her face is ugly and her figure is so horrible. Alas..."
(End of this chapter)
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