Princess little sister: My male god is too black

Chapter 270 The Butterfly Effect Hilarious Stage
"Is this my clothes?"

After thinking about it for a long time, I still had no impression, so I had no choice but to give up. The most urgent thing is to put on clothes first.

After putting on the gown, it was the trousers. When she took the trousers out of the bag, a card fell out.

Picking up the card, I saw it said: An An, happy birthday!

Seeing this, An Yuexi suddenly remembered, that's right, this was indeed a gift from Brother Pei Lang for her birthday this year, but... Maybe it was because she was too busy studying, she almost forgot about it.

Putting the card back in the bag, she began to pull on her pants.

I thought it would be very hot to wear long-sleeved trousers in summer, but I didn't expect it to feel quite cool, just like Hushubao, which is light and refreshing.

After finishing dressing up, she looked in the mirror. The girl in the mirror was still young and beautiful, but she was a little more handsome after wearing this outfit.

She casually tied a ponytail for herself, and facing the mirror, she showed a satisfied smile, "Not bad!" After finishing speaking, she snapped her fingers.

Everything was ready, she gently opened the door, poked her head out, and after seeing no one, she walked out of the bathroom with her dirty clothes.

After she came out, she observed the situation in the room and found that the cloth on the bed had been replaced. She guessed that Xia Peilang must have really gone to do the laundry.

Then, she came to the desk, picked up the key on the desk, and before leaving, she also picked up Xia Peilang's cell phone.

I opened it and looked, and found that it was only six o'clock. It was indeed a little early to get up at this time on weekends, but it was good to be early, because she still had a very important thing to do every day.

Putting the phone back in place, she left the room and walked to her own room. After soaking her clothes in the water, she went downstairs.

The doors of Ye Qin and Min Nan on the third floor were closed, and they should still be sleeping late. On the second floor, there was no movement in the three living rooms. In the end, Aunt Wang was not even seen in the kitchen on the first floor.

Therefore, An Yuexi guessed that they must still be sleeping so early in the morning. In order not to disturb everyone's dreams, she walked very carefully all the way.

Finally came to the front door, took the key to unlock the lock, pulled the door open, and stepped out the door, then began to shake his hands and feet, and finally stretched himself.

After the event, she went back and closed the door.

After closing the door, he casually glanced to the left, only to see a man wrapped in a gray cloth squatting against the wall.

Feeling that the figure from the back looked familiar, driven by curiosity, she walked over to take a closer look, but as soon as she approached, the man buried her head deeper as if frightened.

"Is it... Deng Zi?" She asked uncertainly.

Hearing the familiar voice, D man finally raised his head.

Seeing his face, An Yuexi gasped, his face was covered with tears, the gauze was nowhere to be found, and his head was covered with mud and leaves.

She quickly squatted down, took out a cotton swab from her pocket, and removed all the messy leaves on his head. While doing it, she still asked him with concern:

"Deng Zi, you...you...what's going on now? What happened? Were you robbed? Or were you beaten up by your father?"

Hearing the words of concern, Man D finally couldn't help howling, "Wow—auntie, I'm so miserable! Last night...ahh—"

He is in such a miserable state at the moment, coupled with this crying, it should be a scene that people feel very sympathetic to, but for some reason, An Yuexi always feels that it is particularly discordant, without the tragic shock at the beginning, now only awkwardness remains, There is also a sense of humor.

Seeing that he was about to rush over to hug her thigh, she quickly got up and backed away.

Seeing this, D-man started crying again, pointing at the sky and howling: "Wow...Auntie, are you going to abandon me? Wow-I'm so pitiful, God, you, Why are you doing this to me! Ah—”

The last one yelled so loud it was about to knock the roof off.

No one could bear the sound, An Yuexi hurriedly covered his ears, and was glad that he had closed the door earlier, otherwise he would definitely wake up the sleeping person.

But it turns out that there is no chance of luck. Murphy's law tells us that if you worry about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

"Who is it, early in the morning, disturbing people's dreams!"

It's Qin Zi, An Yuexi can easily tell, the first person to express dissatisfaction is Ye Qin.

"What bastard! Looking for smokes early in the morning, do you know that disturbing other people's sleep is tantamount to murdering for money, silly beep!"

With the dissatisfaction of the first person, there is naturally a second one, and the second one is a handsome man.

Although she couldn't see him protesting at the moment, she could imagine a picture of a person who got up and got angry after being disturbed.

"Boom—" After cursing, there was a loud sound of closing the window.

"Fuck! What bastard, why didn't he make a sound? Little boy, don't hide, get out, grandpa, I know you haven't left, you have the guts to shout, why don't you have the guts to come out, don't hide, grandpa, I know where you are..."

"Humph! Humph! Come out, come out, come out, come out! Damn bastard, fucking bastard..."

Immediately afterwards, the owner's family and guests of the opposite villa were yelling, and the yelling was louder and louder than the D man.

Not only that, while they roared, they also threw shoes, splashed dirty water, and so on. Fortunately, the perpetrators were far away, and they didn't know who it was or where it was. Anyway, it was just roaring.

They yelled like this, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the owner of the next villa. This phenomenon is a bit like a domino effect, or a butterfly effect. The final result is that the protest sound becomes noise, and spreads slowly from near to far. ...

At this time, man D was also stunned by the constant abuse and accusations, and he didn't react until everyone stopped talking.

It's just that, even though it's all over, he still doesn't reflect much and continues to howl.

When An Yuexi saw this, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he reacted promptly with a shadowless kick.

As a result, the word "ah" just uttered by man D was kicked back into his mouth by her, down his throat, swallowed back into his stomach, and finally turned into pig fart, which was sprayed out from the back valve , There was a series of cannon sounds of "噗噗噗——".

Hearing the sound, An Yuexi quickly covered his nose and stayed away from him, and didn't come back until the smell dissipated.

Seeing this, D man covered the kicked part, raised his eyes to look at her, his nose twitched, and continued to pretend to be pitiful.

Seeing this, An Yuexi wanted to kick him again, "You're so ugly, stop pretending, your eyes are not innocent at all."

"How about this?" Male D opened his eyes wide, because of too much force, the eyes were sore and swollen, slowly, the eyes began to fill with tears.

Seeing this, An Yuexi remained indifferent, "Zombie Qian is right, you are the lantern eye."

Hearing this, D man protested: "Nonsense, it's obviously panda eyes."

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(End of this chapter)