Princess little sister: My male god is too black

Chapter 282 Understand Human Language, But Can't Speak Human Language
It's just that the days without meat are really hard, why don't you go to each room and try to see if you can get some unexpected food.

Thinking of this, the "sheriff" took his cat tray and went upstairs.

When someone came downstairs on the way, it shrank into a ball cleverly and hid under the small washbasin. Anyway, the color of the floor and the washbasin were exactly the same, so no one would notice.

After untold hardships, it finally came to the second floor. The other rooms were closed, only the rooms of D and Qingxiu were still half open.

It took a peek inside, and when it saw D man gnawing the chicken leg with his hands, his mouth full of greasy food, he felt a chill, and thought, some human beings are really vulgar.

Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a plastic stool with food on it. Its big eyeballs turned left twice, then right twice, and then slowly crawled in with a small washbasin on its head.

After many days of experience in committing crimes and keen observation skills, it can completely follow the sheep without being noticed without being noticed.

When it reached Qingxiu Nan's feet, he saw that the plate containing the chicken legs was placed on the plastic stool. He inspected it visually, and was secretly delighted, and it was completely within reach.

At this time, there is only one chicken leg left on the plate, and the "sheriff" can completely imagine that after the handsome man and D man have eaten all the chicken legs in their hands, there will be a big fight for the right to eat the last chicken leg picture.

Adhering to the principle of loving peace and not being able to bear to see them killing each other, our "sheriff" made the most wise and greatest decision-stealing chicken legs.

While the two of them didn't notice him, it approached slowly, opened its mouth gracefully, and took a bite of the chicken leg, but it didn't hit the plate for a moment, and when it got it, it walked away lightly.

But it didn't go far, just lying outside the door, put the chicken leg that had been in its mouth all the time, in its own small basin, licked and gnawed, and listened to the good show with its ears up.

As it expected, there was an uproar in the room.

"Tell me! Did you steal it!"

"Fatty man, what nonsense are you talking about, I didn't steal it, I think it's clearly you who stole it, and you beat me back."

"Dead beast! It must be you! I never steal it."

"Come on, you're the one who loves stealth the most."

"You shut up!"

"What, you're getting angry? Isn't your greatest skill just stealing sheep? Did you take Uncle Gardener's straw hat and the napkin from Classmate Ye's house? Maybe you took a lot of other people's things before."

"Hey, if you say it again, believe it or not, I will beat you!"

"Beat it, beat it if you have the ability, I'm afraid you are a puppy."

"Clap clap clap!"

"what!"

……

The sound of tearing and arguing is endless.

The "sheriff" sneered in his heart, the little master worked so hard to get the relationship between the two of them right, but in the end he was so easily messed up by it, oh no, it was a chicken leg that messed it up.

Human feelings are really fragile and vulnerable. For such a trivial matter, you can turn against each other. Unlike Ben Meow, who has a clean and transparent mind and pure feelings, he is single-minded and devoted to his master. There will never be any discord in the relationship. The phenomenon of intensified contradictions.

After seriously despising the two quarreling people, the chicken leg was finished, the "sheriff" stood up, shook his head in a terrified manner, hung the small washbasin around his neck again, and walked swaggeringly to the third floor go.

As soon as it reached the third floor, it exerted its keen sense of smell, and smelled a fragrance that made it unable to extricate itself from a long distance.

Smelling the fragrance, it walked and looked all the way, and found that almost every door was locked, only a huge activity room was half open, and this room was the source of the fragrance.

It looked at the situation inside the door with its probe, and found that there was no movement, so it slipped in out of curiosity.

After entering, it saw a plate of glowing red fruits exuding fragrance at a glance, and the delicate and tender appearance made it greedy.

He ran towards the fruit quickly, and when he was about to touch it, the fruit suddenly lifted into the air. It raised its head and wanted to jump up, but when it found that the fruit was in Xia Peilang's hands, it rolled to the ground in fright.

Oh, I'm going, what's going on?It checked the surroundings just now, and there was no one there, so why did he appear quietly like a ghost? What's even more annoying is that it didn't notice it at all.

"Want to eat? Huh?" Xia Peilang was tempting it with the fruit in his hand.

Although he smiled brightly and handsomely, the "sheriff" knew that he was not as beautiful as he appeared on the surface, and this person was very dark inside.

This time, he must have lured him here on purpose, despicable and shameless!
Hmph, he made a wrong calculation, no matter how delicious the fruit is, life matters!I am not a greedy bird, I will not die for food.

Thinking of this, the "Sheriff" began to get up slowly, and took a few steps back without any trace. As it backed up, it begged him for mercy, hoping to delay the time so that it could escape from death as soon as possible.

It's a pity that it couldn't do what it wanted.

Xia Peilang had already seen everything. When it turned around and was about to run away, he grabbed it by the tail. No matter how it bounced or scratched the floor, it couldn't escape from his clutches.

It seems that he can only resort to the last trick, which is to act cute and pretend to be pitiful. Although he knows that the chance of success is not high, it is always good to try.

He twisted his body, stretched out his claws beside the cat's face, and kept blinking, "Meow—" Please let me go.

Seeing this, Xia Peilang hit it and said: "This trick is useless to me. You are not her. No matter how cute you are, it is useless to me. You should just obediently grab it with your hands."

"Sheriff" looked at him with tears in his eyes, why is Ben Meow so unlucky, wow, what do you want to do?What are you going to do to me, once the little master knows, she will definitely not let you go.

"Don't worry, I'm going to kill you, she will never know, as long as you are obedient, I won't kill you."

After the threat was finished, he held it in his arms like a baby with one hand, and then picked up the fruit of the juxiu man with the other, teasing it, making it want to eat but can't eat it, it is out of reach, anxious to death .

"Sheriff" was instantly attracted by the fruit in front of him, and completely forgot the question he had about Xia Peilang's cleanliness the moment he was picked up.

"Aw! Aw!" I listen, I listen to you, please, let this baby have a taste.

Seeing this, Xia Peilang smiled lightly and said, "I can give you fruit, but you have to answer a few questions for me."

"Sheriff" blinked. Although I understand human language, I can't speak human language.

"No, I can understand the story, you just need to nod or shake your head." Xia Peilang continued.

Hearing this, the "Sheriff" hesitated for a while, then nodded and agreed. At this moment, it was extremely panicked and uncomfortable, and this guy could really understand all its thoughts, which is really terrifying.

Before, he complained that the little master couldn't understand it, but now, it is glad that she can't, otherwise it would have to live on eggshells every day, how miserable it is!

(End of this chapter)