Your wife is a bit fierce

Chapter 167 Keep the chicken butt for yourself

I still remember that at that time, Lin Chenyi asked Lin Muxue to accompany him to buy clothes, and Lin Muxue happily picked out clothes for him, but he took away her wallet and drove the car away, causing her to walk for a long time It's time to get home.

"Chenyi, which of these two chickens do you think is better?" Lin Muxue looked around, and finally sought Lin Chenyi's advice.

"One with a big butt and one with a small chest."

Lin Muxue was stunned for a moment, and the two chickens looked back and forth again, and then...do chickens have breasts?
Looking up, Lin Chenyi's eyes fell on the two women in front, she patted his head angrily: "Chenyi."

"Fucking motherfucker, what are you doing?"

"You are looking for death."

Lin Chenyi called her this name not once or twice, at first she would become angry from embarrassment, but gradually, she got used to it.

Lin Muxue bought some tofu and planned to make homemade tofu for him.

After arriving home, Lin Muxue was busy in the kitchen with an apron on. Lin Chenyi stood by the floor-to-ceiling window, and then the thought of leaving flashed through his mind. He looked at the kitchen, and then quietly prepared to leave.

But as soon as he opened the door, his forehead was covered with black lines.

"Chen Yi." Xiao Xiaoluo stood at the door holding the fruit, her petite and lovely face smiled as if a flower had been born.

Lin Chenyi rubbed his forehead, feeling like he was dying of a headache, he opened the door wide, turned and entered the room.

Xiao Xiaoluo stared at the shoes, then ran to the sofa with the heavy fruit, put the fruit on the coffee table, and started to care about Lin Chenyi.

"Chen Yi, I heard Miss say that you are injured, where did you get hurt?" Xiao Xiaoluo looked around him, Lin Chenyi held a magazine to cover his face, and simply didn't want to pay attention to her.

"How did you come back?" Xiao Xiaoluo sat beside him, and then moved his body a step, full of interest, said: "I heard that those people are very powerful, how did you escape from their pursuit? "

"And... and why did that Lily die?" Xiao Xiaoluo asked cautiously.

Lin Chenyi slapped the magazine on her face: "Are you annoyed? Asking here and there, you jump off the stairs, don't you understand everything?"

The magazine slid down Xiao Xiaoluo's face, she pouted and said angrily, "I care about you too."

"Are you sure you're caring about me, not asking why I'm still alive?"

"Chen Yi, how can you think that way, Miss and I both wish you well."

"Come on, you guys, hypocrisy."

Xiao Xiaoluo pouted, her face turned red and then turned pale: "Miss and I are sincerely doing our best for you. If you can't feel it, it means your head is blocked by shit."

Xiao Xiaoluo got up and walked towards the kitchen, leaving Lin Chenyi sitting on the sofa alone, with a gloomy face: "I see your head is caught by the door."

Lin Muxue saw Xiao Xiaoluo walking towards him full of anger, her lips were pouted, her cheeks were flushed, and her chest heaved up and down in anger.

Lin Muxue heard their conversation, and smiled: "It's not the first day you met him."

"I just can't stand it. It's obviously for his own good, but he just wants to say that we have other plans."

"Okay, don't think about it, he is still a child, take this out, and dinner is ready." Lin Muxue's homemade tofu still looks good.

Xiao Xiaoluo held it in his hand and muttered, "He's bigger than me."

Xiao Xiaoluo put the plate on the dining table, and Lin Muxue then held the clay pot with both hands through the towel, white smoke filled the air, covering Lin Muxue's smiling face like a flower.

The dining room is connected to the living room. Lin Muxue put the clay pot on the dining table and shouted to Lin Chenyi who was still on the sofa in a daze: "Dinner is ready."

"I won't eat." Lin Chenyi took the cushion as a pillow and collapsed on the sofa.

He was really tired, and he didn't want to be bribed by Lin Muxue, he could be bribed with a meal, but he was determined not to do it.

Lin Muxue wiped her hand on the apron, walked straight to the sofa without saying a word, reached out to grab Lin Chenyi's arm, pulled it forcibly, and dragged it to the dining table abruptly.

"I said, I'm not hungry."

"Are you sure you're not hungry?" Lin Muxue stared at him seductively, then gave Xiao Xiaoluo a wink, Xiao Xiaoluo smiled slyly, shook the soup in a bowl in front of his nose, and agreed One sentence: "Are you really not hungry?"

Gollum~
Lin Chenyi's disappointing stomach sang at an inappropriate moment.

He didn't eat much on the plane, he didn't eat breakfast, and he was already hungry.

He sat there in embarrassment, and then stared at Lin Muxue confidently: "Who knows if you have poisoned?"

"I don't want to poison at this time, I don't want to die yet." Lin Muxue was annoyed.

Xiao Xiaoluo served him a good meal and put it on the table: "You are older than me, why are you still so unreasonable."

Because Lin Muxue is in Los Angeles, the day Xiao Xiaoluo looks forward to the most is the arrival of summer vacation and winter vacation, so she can go to Los Angeles.

Lin Chenyi looked at these two troublesome women and had no choice but to compromise.

Xiao Xiaoluo took a spoonful of chicken and put it in his bowl.

Lin Chenyi's face darkened, he directly took the piece of chicken with his hands, and threw it into Xiao Xiaoluo's bowl in disgust: "You keep the chicken butt for yourself."

Xiao Xiaoluo's eyes fell on the piece of chicken, then frowned and stared at him: "This is not a chicken butt."

"You said it's not a chicken butt, the two pieces of meat are separated, can you see clearly?" Lin Chenyi pointed to the place where the chicken was cut open by the knife, and added: "It's just like your butt."

Xiao Xiaoluo's face flushed instantly, and he was about to explode with excitement: "When have you seen my ass?"

"When you were taking a shower." Lin Chenyi took a spoon to eat slowly, because he grew up abroad, and he didn't know how to use chopsticks at all.

Xiao Xiaoluo blushed, speechless.It took a long time before he timidly cursed in a low voice: "Bastard!"

Lin Muxue looked at these two little guys, who quarreled as soon as they met, and suddenly felt warm in her heart, as if she had returned to her days in Los Angeles.

"Okay, eat well, Xiao Luo, don't bother with him, he has the heart, but he doesn't have the guts."

Lin Muxue's support made Xiao Xiaoluo less embarrassed, and snorted at Lin Chenyi.

Because Lin Chenyi couldn't scoop the chicken with a spoon, Lin Muxue often gave it to him.

"Aren't you disgusting? The used chopsticks are being picked around. Do you want me to swallow your saliva? I don't want to kiss you indirectly." Lin Chenyi stared at her in disgust.

Lin Muxue didn't take it seriously at all: "A big man is so talkative, if you have the ability, you take the chopsticks yourself."

"I'm not the same as you, why should I hold chopsticks like you?"

The two women were obviously together, Xiao Xiaoluo immediately chimed in: "We all eat with our right hands, you don't want to be like us, you can choose to use your left hand or your feet, we all have mouths to cook, then you can Choose to use your nostrils or ~butt~, the ass we all use to go to the toilet, you can choose to use your mouth."

(End of this chapter)