The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 606 Continue
At this point in the story, Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia also watched because there were no more disgusting and terrifying scenes such as murder and dismemberment. They couldn't help but giggled when they saw Bao Tiedan being chased by Ruhua and almost running naked.

But as the screen changed, the secret agent Jiu Jiujiu walked into the big hometown and came to the security team to report the crime, and the plot became tense again.Because everyone now knows that although these people are security guards protecting the safety of one side in name, they are actually masked monsters behind the scenes.

Now that Jiu Jiujiu came to the security team alone, it was like walking into the den of thieves.Sure enough, these security team members had mischievous intentions, and soon started fighting with him, but the nine-nine-nine-nine kung fu was so good that these team members were not his opponents.

When people began to breathe a sigh of relief, the security captain appeared in time and raised people's hearts again.Because everyone knows that these security guards are just little guys, and only the security captain is the real thieves.

However, the security captain saw Jiu Jiujiu's good martial arts and knew that it would be difficult to take him down with just a few people present, so he lied that he had seen the gangster Rolex that Jiu Jiujiu wanted to hunt down in the slaughterhouse.

Jiujiujiu believed it was true and went to the slaughterhouse. Along the way, there were always many villagers behind him laughing at him.Although Jiu Jiujiu was deeply puzzled, but he didn't know why, so he still inquired about the way to the slaughterhouse.

It is worth mentioning that the person who led the way for him turned out to be a blind man. Even the blind man was so happy to know that there were outsiders going to the slaughterhouse, he led Jiujiujiu to the slaughterhouse regardless of his own blindness.It can be seen that he didn't know how many times he wandered on this road to the slaughterhouse, and how many outsiders died in his hands.

After Jiu Jiujiu entered the slaughterhouse, he immediately had a fight with the masked man.As soon as the battle started, Zhao Yazhi groaned and lay down in Xu Guanwu's arms, "Ah Wu, I dare not watch."

Xu Guanwu took her into his arms and said, "Well, I'll be fine in a while, but this isn't really scary."

Jiujiujiu fought with many masked monsters, and finally escaped from the siege. At that time, he didn't know that the people who ambushed him were security guards, in order to kill him and eat him. He thought that those people were the robber Rolex His subordinates killed him to prevent him from handling the case.

So he did not leave his big hometown after escaping from birth, but turned back and was rescued by the security captain's concubine A Ling.While in a coma, Jiu Jiujiu also dreamed that he was tied to the chopping board by the masked man and chopped off his hand.But when he dreamed here, he suddenly woke up, and he didn't have any doubts about the manpower he found in the slaughterhouse.

A Ling then brought Jiu Jiujiu a bowl of lean meat porridge. After Jiu Jiujiu tasted it, she said, "It's delicious porridge, what kind of meat do you put here?"

Xu Guanwu felt Zhao Yazhi in his arms tremble suddenly, and he was probably disgusted by these words.As a secret agent, Jiu Jiujiu also unknowingly tasted the taste of delicious human flesh.

"Ah Wu, this A Ling is the one who likes to eat people's hearts, right?" Lin Qingxia asked hesitantly, "Do you think she would put sweat medicine in the porridge to make it dizzy, and then make his heart Dig it out and eat it?"

"Ouch!" Zhao Yazhi couldn't help retching when she heard her say that.

"No, you can tell by the way she looks at Jiujiujiu that she has a crush on him, and she won't drug him." Xu Guanwu waved his hand and said, "Azhi, you don't have to be afraid, he is Protagonist, how could it be so easy to die?"

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Jiu Jiujiu was so heroic and strong enough that she was caught by A Ling at a glance. She couldn't help but heal his injuries and let him stay at home overnight.

In the evening, the village chief dressed as a Taoist priest rescued the souls of the dead in the ancestral hall, but the villagers found the village chief, hoping that he could represent the villagers and negotiate with the security captain, hoping that he could give them more human flesh.

The captain was losing his temper at the moment, accusing these subordinates of being unfavorable in doing things, so many people can't kill a [-], and said a quite classic line, "In this world, you either eat people or you are eaten. No If you punish people, you will be punished."

The village chief went to negotiate with the captain, but he was ridiculed for a while, "If you say that my division is unfair, then you should fight with your lives, otherwise stop talking here."

Jiujiujiu was spotted by A Ling and stayed at her house for one night.The wretched-looking Bao Tiedan didn't have such a good life. After escaping Ruhua's clutches, he hid in a tree and squatted overnight. When he woke up, he happened to find that the masked man dragged a dead body into the slaughterhouse.

Bao Tiedan climbed up to the wall curiously to watch, and saw those masked monsters put the corpse on the chopping board, and then directly peeled the skin and cut it into several sections.Such a terrifying scene made him fall off the wall, but met a masked man in the taro field below. During the fight between the two, the masked man was accidentally killed by Bao Tiegan.After Bao Tiedan witnessed the horrific scene of slaughtering the dead in the abattoir, he hurried to the security team to call the police.

Jiu Jiujiu also went to the security team for help, saying that someone attacked him in the slaughterhouse last night, and when he was arguing with the captain, he suddenly heard a gong.Suspicious in his heart, he immediately asked why the gong was sounded, but at this time, he saw these security guards were ecstatic one by one, grabbed the bamboo sticks and swarmed away.

The head of the security team and the deputy head of the security team accompanied Jiu Jiujiu to the slaughterhouse to check, but they didn't see a single person. Jiu Jiujiu was puzzled, "There are no people, not even animals, where did the meat come from?" He came here At that time, I still didn't understand that what was slaughtered in this slaughterhouse was not pigs, cattle and sheep, but human beings.

The security captain wanted to sneak up on him in the abattoir so that he wouldn't get in the way here again.Unexpectedly, the sneak attack was not successful, but always made embarrassment by mistake.These funny pictures also dispel the feeling of nausea and horror brought by the slaughterhouse.

Back at the security team, the security team members were sharing white meat and rice. The cook was "Ru Hua".At this time, the deputy captain asked Jiu Jiujiu out, wanting to tell him a big secret, which is the weird custom of cannibalism in Dajia Town.

But halfway through the conversation, I saw Bao Tiedan being chased and killed by the security guards. When he saw him, he immediately chased him.Because at the beginning, Bao Tiedan stole a sum of money from him.

Bao Tiedan fled desperately and was finally caught by security guards, and then he was thrown into an iron cage and put in a cell.The guard in charge of guarding him is A Ling's younger brother, a bullied young man.

At night, the vice-captain intends to inform Jiu Jiujiu again, but he identifies him as Rolex, the gangster.Therefore, even though he heard Rolex say that villagers cannibalize people, he still thought he was lying in order to avoid being hunted down.Seeing that he didn't believe it, Rolex insisted on chasing him, so he had no choice but to run away.

Jiu Jiujiu went to catch up, but saw Mr. Accountant sneaking out from the security team. He went up to question him, but saw a piece of meat two fingers wide in his book, and asked him what it was. Mr. Accountant answered brilliantly, "It's my bookmark." When Jiujiujiu threatened the accountant, saying that he would tell the security captain about stealing meat, the accountant immediately knelt down.

Jiujiujiu asked in surprise, "You are also a scholar, don't you know that men have gold under their knees?" "I want to save face and suffer." Then he asked if he had seen where the vice-captain had gone.

Mr. Accountant had an idea and pointed him to a blind path, and then happily ran away with his big bookmark in his torn book.It is worth mentioning that during the conversation with Jiu Jiujiu, Mr. Accountant never took his eyes off the piece of meat, and his fascination with human flesh has obviously gone deep into his bone marrow.

Jiujiujiu went there according to Mr. Accountant's instructions, but it was not the vice-captain's hiding place, but Miss Ruhua's boudoir.As a result, Jiujiujiu was almost insulted by Ruhua, but luckily he was able to avoid her in time.

At this time, Bao Tiedan was worse than him, and he was about to be carried to slaughter. Fortunately, Rolex suddenly appeared to save him, and both of them already knew the secret of the big hometown cannibalism.Bao Tiedan wanted to escape, but Rolex wanted to go with him to kill the security captain.

But Bao Tiedan waved his hand and said no, "Cannibalism is everywhere in this world, but in different ways." Rolex wanted to kill the security captain and change the villagers' habit of cannibalism, so he dragged Bao Tiedan away Captain's house.

When I arrived at the captain's house, I saw him crying while reading a book, the book cover turned upside down—"Lonely Heart".

Although Xu Guanwu had watched this movie a long time ago, when he saw it again, he still couldn't help but burst out laughing, this Xu Ke is really capable of tossing around.A monster who kills like hemp and slaughters people like cattle and sheep will cry, and he secretly hides at home alone in the middle of the night watching "Lonely Heart", which is really absurd.

But when I think about it, I feel that it makes sense. No matter how vicious a person is, there are times when he is weak, and the tiger poison does not eat its eggs.Rolex asked in surprise, "Do you know how to cry too?" The captain replied, "Since I became the captain, I have no friends. You won't understand how I feel now. When you sit in my position, you will cry." Just know."

Rolex didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and started fighting with him directly.But Bao Tiedan did not join the battlefield because of his timidity, making Rolex lose alone, and finally died in the hands of the captain.

Bao Tiedan fled desperately and fled to the blind man's house. The two staged a good show similar to the Beijing opera "Sanchakou" fighting in the dark, and the soundtrack was exactly the gongs and drums of the Peking opera. People really have to admire Xu Ke With such ingenuity, at the tense moment of being chased and killed, he could still pull off such a good show.

"Pfft! This director is too reckless." Lin Qingxia couldn't help feeling ridiculous when she saw this.

"I think this drama is getting more and more interesting. I don't know what the ending will be like. Ah Wu, do you think Jiujiujiu and Bao Tiedan will join forces to kill the security captain, and then change the big hometown to eat people?" What about the customs?" Zhao Yazhi asked.

Xu Guanwu smiled, "It depends on the director's mind, everyone is different."

Zhao Yazhi nodded and stopped asking.

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The next day, Jiujiujiu heard that the deputy captain, Rolex, was dead. He couldn't help being very happy. He hurried to the security team and dug out the tattoo on Rolex's chest with his own hands, as a sign of his meritorious deeds, and told the captain that he also contributed to the assistance. , Waiting for him to go back to ask for credit for him.

Seeing him gouging out the flesh of Rolex without hesitation, like peeling cowhide or pigskin, he was talking and laughing while holding it in his hand, thinking that he could take it back to claim credit. How is he different from the masked man? !
The captain was happy on the surface and sent Jiu Jiujiu out of his hometown, but secretly arranged for someone to hunt him down.Because of mental calculations but no intentions, Jiujiujiu was finally caught by the security guards. It was only at this moment that he knew that what Rolex said was true, and that there was indeed a vulgar habit of cannibalism in his hometown.

Just when he was about to be cut open by the captain, Bao Tiedan appeared and saved his life.The two escaped from their hometown overnight. Tired and hungry, they ate at a roadside stall, but were surprised to find that the owner of the stall was the boatman who had sent them to their hometown.

The two didn't pay attention, and one of them ordered a bowl of wonton stewed noodles. Unexpectedly, Bao Tiegan felt something stuck in his teeth while eating, and thought it was a piece of fish scale, but when Jiu Jiujiu took a closer look, it turned out to be human. Fingernails, I suddenly realized that the wonton noodles I just ate were actually made of human flesh, so I squatted on the side of the road and vomited.

At this time, the masked man appeared again, and captured Bao Tiedan and Jiu Jiujiu together.It turns out that not only the people in the big hometown cannibalize human flesh, but this custom has spread outside the big hometown.

(End of this chapter)