The king of ghost horse comedy
Chapter 617
Chapter 617 Truth or Dare
In the evening, I had dinner with Hong Jingbao and others. In the evening, Di Wei took three people to clubbing. It is said that there is a beautiful American girl.
Xu Guanwuze and Zhong Chuhong stayed in the hotel, and hung up the phone to Hong Kong when they found time.Zhao Yazhi completely disregarded how expensive the overseas phone bill was, chatted with Zhong Chuhong casually, comforted her homesickness, and then began to hold the phone and get bored with Xu Guanwu.
From the time they started chatting to the time when the phone was hot, after several urgings, Zhao Yazhi reluctantly hung up the phone.She looked up at the time, and it took more than two hours for one phone call, so she couldn't help but nodded in satisfaction, "If you can hang around for a while, let's see how much time you have to pick up girls."
Zhong Chuhong stayed in the living room and watched China Dragon Channel, which was showing Xu's old movie "Ghost Horse Double Star".This film was filmed several years ago, but now it seems that the jokes are still out of date. Although it is the first time for the Xu brothers to write, direct and act, they have already shown quite outstanding talents.
And this drama is Zhao Yazhi's first electric shock, not long after she was selected as the first runner-up of Miss Hong Kong.Zhao Yazhi on TV still looked a little young, not as graceful and elegant as she looked now.
"Sister Zhi has changed so much." Zhong Chuhong muttered while watching, "When this movie was filmed, she should not have been Mrs. Xu, and Mr. Xu probably hadn't made a fortune at that time. Unexpectedly, after a few years, Zhi My sister is more and more beautiful and charming, it seems that women really want to marry better."
At this time, I vaguely heard Xu Guanwu start calling again in the room, Zhong Chuhong couldn't help but secretly wondered, "Hey, Mr. Xu just finished talking with Sister Zhi on the phone, who is he calling now? Oh, I Got it, it must be Ms. Lin Qingxia. Unexpectedly, the report is true, he really has other women outside. Hmph! Sister Zhi is so beautiful, treats him so well, and messes around outside, what a stinky man .”
Zhong Chuhong scolded Zhao Yazhi a few times, and then deliberately turned up the volume of the TV to cover the voice of Xu Guanwu talking on the phone in the room.
A "Ghost and Horse Twin Stars" made Zhong Chuhong lean forward and back, and was overjoyed. After finishing it with difficulty, it was followed by "Snake in the Shape of a Hand" starring Cheng Long.
China Dragon Channel's screening strategy is usually a comedy, plus an action movie.In addition to a small amount of advertising, plus a TV series.In this way, the four-hour program will basically use the same pattern in the afternoon and evening. After twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, another ghost movie will be played.
Zhong Chuhong doesn't like watching kung fu movies very much, but after switching to a few foreign channels that she couldn't understand, she couldn't help but feel a little bored, so she threw away the remote control, and Zhong Chuhong was about to turn off the TV and go to sleep.
At this moment, when the screen changed, a blush-making scene appeared. On TV, a man and a woman were naked doing something embarrassing, which made Zhong Chuhong blush instantly.
She quickly picked up the remote control to change the channel, but the TV seemed to be locked, and she couldn't turn it on. She couldn't help becoming more anxious, and she simply pressed the off button, and her ears immediately became clear.
"Phew!" Zhong Chuhong let out a long breath, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and sat back on the bed, "I never thought that American TV stations would be so obscene, and they would broadcast such nonsense on TV. They all like to mess around. There are such things even on TV, so of course people can’t learn it well.”
At this time, Xu Guanwu came out after making the phone call, "Hey, is "Ghost and Horse Twin Stars" over?" Seeing the TV set up, he couldn't help asking curiously.
Zhong Chuhong was startled, and suddenly jumped up from the sofa, "Hey, when did you come here?"
Xu Guanwu looked at her in surprise, "Didn't I just finish the phone call? What's wrong? Why are you so nervous? Is there anything you're afraid I'll know?"
"No, what can I do?" Zhong Chuhong insisted.
Xu Guanwu smiled. Seeing her nervous expression, he knew she wasn't telling the truth, but he didn't intend to go into it. After sitting down, he picked up the remote control.
Seeing that he was going to turn on the TV, Zhong Chuhong immediately screamed as if being stung by a bee.
Xu Guanwu glanced at her suspiciously, "What's the matter? Why are you shouting so loudly?"
Zhong Chuhong smiled awkwardly, "Mr. Xu, are you going to watch TV?"
"Yeah, it's too early to go to bed, and it's not too late to go to bed after watching TV." Xu Guanwu nodded, "You're sleepy, then go to bed first, I will turn down the volume of the TV so that it won't be too noisy to yours."
Zhong Chuhong quickly waved her hands, "No, no, I don't plan to sleep yet."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Okay then, let's sit here and watch TV together. China Dragon Channel is pretty good."
Zhong Chuhong didn't dare to let him watch TV. If he turned on the TV and played that disgusting movie, what would Xu Guanwu think? Would he be misunderstood that he was secretly watching this movie? Isn't she misunderstood as that kind of lascivious woman?
"Mr. Xu, watching too much TV is not good for your health. How about this, let's sit down and chat, or play poker?" Zhong Chuhong said with a smile, using all the tricks she usually used to coax her younger siblings Take it out.
"Playing poker?!" Xu Guanwu was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help smiling. He hadn't played this game for a long time, and now that Zhong Chuhong mentioned it, he felt a little nostalgic. "Okay, but two people are playing poker, how can we play?"
Zhong Chuhong couldn't help feeling troubled when she heard it. Usually, her younger brothers and sisters would play the game of hoeing, but hoeing is a game that needs four people to play, and there is no way to play it with two people.When she was in a difficult situation, suddenly her eyes rolled and she thought to herself, "That's good, let's divide up half of the cards and use the other half to play hoeing."
Xu Guanwu nodded with a smile, "That's fine, let's go with it."
Seeing that Xu Guanwu agreed, Zhong Chuhong couldn't help laughing, and quickly threw half of the poker cards away, and then used the other half to play hoeing.
"By the way, do we want to win the lottery? It doesn't seem interesting to play." Xu Guanwu asked while touching the cards.
"I don't have any money." Zhong Chuhong said quickly.
Xu Guanwu smiled, "I didn't intend to gamble, that's fine, if you lose, just stick a note on your face, that's fine?"
Zhong Chuhong thought about it, although it was a bit embarrassing for a beautiful woman to put a note on her face, but it was better than losing money, so she nodded and agreed.
Xu Guanwu smiled and started playing with Zhong Chuhong.
Maybe the God of Gamblers possessed him, Xu Guanwu never lost at the beginning of the game.Within half an hour, after winning more than a dozen hands in a row, the notes on Zhong Chuhong's face were almost covered.The white note was pasted on the forehead, which looked a little scary.
"Can you let me pick a few cards first, I can't even see the cards." Zhong Chuhong became more and more depressed as she lost, and couldn't help muttering.
"That can't be done, the rules are the rules, you can't play tricks." Xu Guanwu said with a smile, it is really a very happy thing to win Zhong Chuhong so badly.
"You're stingy," Zhong Chuhong muttered, "That's it, let's increase the bet, shall we?" Zhong Chuhong suddenly suggested.
"Increase the bet, how much do you plan to increase?" Xu Guanwu asked with a smile.
"That's good. If I lose, I'll tell you a joke. If you lose, take all the notes." Zhong Chuhong thought for a while.
"I don't want to grin, a joke is so valuable, I would rather see your face covered with notes, it is so funny. Now I really want a camera that can take pictures of you The more Xu Guanwu talked, the happier he was, he was pounding on the sofa while laughing, tears were almost shed.
"Then what do you think the bet should be?" Zhong Chuhong couldn't help being ashamed and annoyed when he heard him say that, and the competitive heart in her bones was also aroused, and she asked Xu Guanwu loudly.
"Well, that's good, whoever wants to win can ask the other party a question, and the person who is asked must answer honestly. If you don't want to answer, how about drinking a glass of beer?" Xu Guanwu remembered playing with his colleagues at work. Truth or Dare, couldn't help laughing.
Zhong Chuhong thought about it, "Okay, I'm afraid you won't succeed."
Xu Guanwu smiled, and the two continued to draw and play cards, and soon Xu Guanwu won another round.
"Hey, listen up, I'm going to ask!" Xu Guanwu said with a smile.
Zhong Chuhong was a little nervous, "Okay, just ask, who is afraid of whom?"
"Hehe, you have thought it over. You must answer honestly. Of course, if you don't answer, you will have a glass of beer." Xu Guanwu said with a smile.
Zhong Chuhong nodded, "Okay, let's ask."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Well, I won't ask you too embarrassing questions from the beginning, well, that's all. Have you ever liked other boys since you were young?"
Zhong Chuhong was startled, "Is this not too embarrassing? Can you ask this question?"
Xu Guanwu was taken aback, "Otherwise, what do you think you are asking, what do you like to eat?"
Zhong Chuhong hesitated for a while, and was thinking whether to answer this question, when Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "If you don't want to answer, you can choose to drink a can of beer."
Zhong Chuhong gritted her teeth, "Okay, I will answer, yes."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Sure enough, how many boys have you liked?"
"Isn't there only one question to ask?" Zhong Chuhong shouted hastily.
"Ah, I'm sorry." Xu Guanwu smiled, "Then I'll say hello next time I win."
Zhong Chuhong bit her lip, "Don't let me win, otherwise I will ask you and it will be very embarrassing."
Xu Guanwu waved his hand, "Let's talk about it after you win."
After a while, Xu Guanwu won again, "Haha, well, now we can say, how many boys have you liked?"
Zhong Chuhong glared at him, "One."
"Really?! Don't lie." Xu Guanwu laughed.
"Of course it's true. I just liked a male classmate from the school next door when I was in middle school." Zhong Chuhong quickly explained.
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Okay, let's pretend that what you said is true, then let's continue playing. Pay attention, the future problems will become more and more embarrassing."
"Don't let me win, I'll ask you if you win." Zhong Chuhong said harshly.
Xu Guanwu was not afraid, he laughed and laughed at the card, and almost broke out in a cold sweat, this card is too bad.
On the contrary, Zhong Chuhong's face was full of joy, "Okay, I can finally take revenge."
Xu Guanwu had black hair, and he seemed to have won Zhong Chuhong too many times, which made her crazy to want to win.
Needless to say, Xu Guanwu was defeated and turned on his back.
"Okay, you can ask." He said with a look of death.
"Hmph! Let me think about it. What should I ask you?" Zhong Chuhong rolled his eyes and murmured while thinking, "Oh, yes, let me ask you, have you ever done anything outside? Sorry about Miss Zhi?"
Xu Guanwu was taken aback, "Why did you think of asking this?"
"Don't ask questions, answer honestly." Zhong Chuhong shouted.
"Yes." Seeing this, Xu Guanwu said very bachelorly.
Zhong Chuhong was about to ask again, but Xu Guanwu hurriedly stretched out a finger, "You can only ask one question at a time."
Zhong Chuhong took the words back depressed, "If you play like this for an hour or two, you won't be able to ask a few questions. That's it, let's draw cards to compare the size, and the bigger one wins. You can ask a question."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Then be careful, I am possessed by the God of Gambling Bodhisattva today, meeting gods and killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas..."
Zhong Chuhong did not show weakness, and divided the cards into two, and the two began to draw cards to compare their value.
(End of this chapter)
In the evening, I had dinner with Hong Jingbao and others. In the evening, Di Wei took three people to clubbing. It is said that there is a beautiful American girl.
Xu Guanwuze and Zhong Chuhong stayed in the hotel, and hung up the phone to Hong Kong when they found time.Zhao Yazhi completely disregarded how expensive the overseas phone bill was, chatted with Zhong Chuhong casually, comforted her homesickness, and then began to hold the phone and get bored with Xu Guanwu.
From the time they started chatting to the time when the phone was hot, after several urgings, Zhao Yazhi reluctantly hung up the phone.She looked up at the time, and it took more than two hours for one phone call, so she couldn't help but nodded in satisfaction, "If you can hang around for a while, let's see how much time you have to pick up girls."
Zhong Chuhong stayed in the living room and watched China Dragon Channel, which was showing Xu's old movie "Ghost Horse Double Star".This film was filmed several years ago, but now it seems that the jokes are still out of date. Although it is the first time for the Xu brothers to write, direct and act, they have already shown quite outstanding talents.
And this drama is Zhao Yazhi's first electric shock, not long after she was selected as the first runner-up of Miss Hong Kong.Zhao Yazhi on TV still looked a little young, not as graceful and elegant as she looked now.
"Sister Zhi has changed so much." Zhong Chuhong muttered while watching, "When this movie was filmed, she should not have been Mrs. Xu, and Mr. Xu probably hadn't made a fortune at that time. Unexpectedly, after a few years, Zhi My sister is more and more beautiful and charming, it seems that women really want to marry better."
At this time, I vaguely heard Xu Guanwu start calling again in the room, Zhong Chuhong couldn't help but secretly wondered, "Hey, Mr. Xu just finished talking with Sister Zhi on the phone, who is he calling now? Oh, I Got it, it must be Ms. Lin Qingxia. Unexpectedly, the report is true, he really has other women outside. Hmph! Sister Zhi is so beautiful, treats him so well, and messes around outside, what a stinky man .”
Zhong Chuhong scolded Zhao Yazhi a few times, and then deliberately turned up the volume of the TV to cover the voice of Xu Guanwu talking on the phone in the room.
A "Ghost and Horse Twin Stars" made Zhong Chuhong lean forward and back, and was overjoyed. After finishing it with difficulty, it was followed by "Snake in the Shape of a Hand" starring Cheng Long.
China Dragon Channel's screening strategy is usually a comedy, plus an action movie.In addition to a small amount of advertising, plus a TV series.In this way, the four-hour program will basically use the same pattern in the afternoon and evening. After twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, another ghost movie will be played.
Zhong Chuhong doesn't like watching kung fu movies very much, but after switching to a few foreign channels that she couldn't understand, she couldn't help but feel a little bored, so she threw away the remote control, and Zhong Chuhong was about to turn off the TV and go to sleep.
At this moment, when the screen changed, a blush-making scene appeared. On TV, a man and a woman were naked doing something embarrassing, which made Zhong Chuhong blush instantly.
She quickly picked up the remote control to change the channel, but the TV seemed to be locked, and she couldn't turn it on. She couldn't help becoming more anxious, and she simply pressed the off button, and her ears immediately became clear.
"Phew!" Zhong Chuhong let out a long breath, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and sat back on the bed, "I never thought that American TV stations would be so obscene, and they would broadcast such nonsense on TV. They all like to mess around. There are such things even on TV, so of course people can’t learn it well.”
At this time, Xu Guanwu came out after making the phone call, "Hey, is "Ghost and Horse Twin Stars" over?" Seeing the TV set up, he couldn't help asking curiously.
Zhong Chuhong was startled, and suddenly jumped up from the sofa, "Hey, when did you come here?"
Xu Guanwu looked at her in surprise, "Didn't I just finish the phone call? What's wrong? Why are you so nervous? Is there anything you're afraid I'll know?"
"No, what can I do?" Zhong Chuhong insisted.
Xu Guanwu smiled. Seeing her nervous expression, he knew she wasn't telling the truth, but he didn't intend to go into it. After sitting down, he picked up the remote control.
Seeing that he was going to turn on the TV, Zhong Chuhong immediately screamed as if being stung by a bee.
Xu Guanwu glanced at her suspiciously, "What's the matter? Why are you shouting so loudly?"
Zhong Chuhong smiled awkwardly, "Mr. Xu, are you going to watch TV?"
"Yeah, it's too early to go to bed, and it's not too late to go to bed after watching TV." Xu Guanwu nodded, "You're sleepy, then go to bed first, I will turn down the volume of the TV so that it won't be too noisy to yours."
Zhong Chuhong quickly waved her hands, "No, no, I don't plan to sleep yet."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Okay then, let's sit here and watch TV together. China Dragon Channel is pretty good."
Zhong Chuhong didn't dare to let him watch TV. If he turned on the TV and played that disgusting movie, what would Xu Guanwu think? Would he be misunderstood that he was secretly watching this movie? Isn't she misunderstood as that kind of lascivious woman?
"Mr. Xu, watching too much TV is not good for your health. How about this, let's sit down and chat, or play poker?" Zhong Chuhong said with a smile, using all the tricks she usually used to coax her younger siblings Take it out.
"Playing poker?!" Xu Guanwu was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help smiling. He hadn't played this game for a long time, and now that Zhong Chuhong mentioned it, he felt a little nostalgic. "Okay, but two people are playing poker, how can we play?"
Zhong Chuhong couldn't help feeling troubled when she heard it. Usually, her younger brothers and sisters would play the game of hoeing, but hoeing is a game that needs four people to play, and there is no way to play it with two people.When she was in a difficult situation, suddenly her eyes rolled and she thought to herself, "That's good, let's divide up half of the cards and use the other half to play hoeing."
Xu Guanwu nodded with a smile, "That's fine, let's go with it."
Seeing that Xu Guanwu agreed, Zhong Chuhong couldn't help laughing, and quickly threw half of the poker cards away, and then used the other half to play hoeing.
"By the way, do we want to win the lottery? It doesn't seem interesting to play." Xu Guanwu asked while touching the cards.
"I don't have any money." Zhong Chuhong said quickly.
Xu Guanwu smiled, "I didn't intend to gamble, that's fine, if you lose, just stick a note on your face, that's fine?"
Zhong Chuhong thought about it, although it was a bit embarrassing for a beautiful woman to put a note on her face, but it was better than losing money, so she nodded and agreed.
Xu Guanwu smiled and started playing with Zhong Chuhong.
Maybe the God of Gamblers possessed him, Xu Guanwu never lost at the beginning of the game.Within half an hour, after winning more than a dozen hands in a row, the notes on Zhong Chuhong's face were almost covered.The white note was pasted on the forehead, which looked a little scary.
"Can you let me pick a few cards first, I can't even see the cards." Zhong Chuhong became more and more depressed as she lost, and couldn't help muttering.
"That can't be done, the rules are the rules, you can't play tricks." Xu Guanwu said with a smile, it is really a very happy thing to win Zhong Chuhong so badly.
"You're stingy," Zhong Chuhong muttered, "That's it, let's increase the bet, shall we?" Zhong Chuhong suddenly suggested.
"Increase the bet, how much do you plan to increase?" Xu Guanwu asked with a smile.
"That's good. If I lose, I'll tell you a joke. If you lose, take all the notes." Zhong Chuhong thought for a while.
"I don't want to grin, a joke is so valuable, I would rather see your face covered with notes, it is so funny. Now I really want a camera that can take pictures of you The more Xu Guanwu talked, the happier he was, he was pounding on the sofa while laughing, tears were almost shed.
"Then what do you think the bet should be?" Zhong Chuhong couldn't help being ashamed and annoyed when he heard him say that, and the competitive heart in her bones was also aroused, and she asked Xu Guanwu loudly.
"Well, that's good, whoever wants to win can ask the other party a question, and the person who is asked must answer honestly. If you don't want to answer, how about drinking a glass of beer?" Xu Guanwu remembered playing with his colleagues at work. Truth or Dare, couldn't help laughing.
Zhong Chuhong thought about it, "Okay, I'm afraid you won't succeed."
Xu Guanwu smiled, and the two continued to draw and play cards, and soon Xu Guanwu won another round.
"Hey, listen up, I'm going to ask!" Xu Guanwu said with a smile.
Zhong Chuhong was a little nervous, "Okay, just ask, who is afraid of whom?"
"Hehe, you have thought it over. You must answer honestly. Of course, if you don't answer, you will have a glass of beer." Xu Guanwu said with a smile.
Zhong Chuhong nodded, "Okay, let's ask."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Well, I won't ask you too embarrassing questions from the beginning, well, that's all. Have you ever liked other boys since you were young?"
Zhong Chuhong was startled, "Is this not too embarrassing? Can you ask this question?"
Xu Guanwu was taken aback, "Otherwise, what do you think you are asking, what do you like to eat?"
Zhong Chuhong hesitated for a while, and was thinking whether to answer this question, when Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "If you don't want to answer, you can choose to drink a can of beer."
Zhong Chuhong gritted her teeth, "Okay, I will answer, yes."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Sure enough, how many boys have you liked?"
"Isn't there only one question to ask?" Zhong Chuhong shouted hastily.
"Ah, I'm sorry." Xu Guanwu smiled, "Then I'll say hello next time I win."
Zhong Chuhong bit her lip, "Don't let me win, otherwise I will ask you and it will be very embarrassing."
Xu Guanwu waved his hand, "Let's talk about it after you win."
After a while, Xu Guanwu won again, "Haha, well, now we can say, how many boys have you liked?"
Zhong Chuhong glared at him, "One."
"Really?! Don't lie." Xu Guanwu laughed.
"Of course it's true. I just liked a male classmate from the school next door when I was in middle school." Zhong Chuhong quickly explained.
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Okay, let's pretend that what you said is true, then let's continue playing. Pay attention, the future problems will become more and more embarrassing."
"Don't let me win, I'll ask you if you win." Zhong Chuhong said harshly.
Xu Guanwu was not afraid, he laughed and laughed at the card, and almost broke out in a cold sweat, this card is too bad.
On the contrary, Zhong Chuhong's face was full of joy, "Okay, I can finally take revenge."
Xu Guanwu had black hair, and he seemed to have won Zhong Chuhong too many times, which made her crazy to want to win.
Needless to say, Xu Guanwu was defeated and turned on his back.
"Okay, you can ask." He said with a look of death.
"Hmph! Let me think about it. What should I ask you?" Zhong Chuhong rolled his eyes and murmured while thinking, "Oh, yes, let me ask you, have you ever done anything outside? Sorry about Miss Zhi?"
Xu Guanwu was taken aback, "Why did you think of asking this?"
"Don't ask questions, answer honestly." Zhong Chuhong shouted.
"Yes." Seeing this, Xu Guanwu said very bachelorly.
Zhong Chuhong was about to ask again, but Xu Guanwu hurriedly stretched out a finger, "You can only ask one question at a time."
Zhong Chuhong took the words back depressed, "If you play like this for an hour or two, you won't be able to ask a few questions. That's it, let's draw cards to compare the size, and the bigger one wins. You can ask a question."
Xu Guanwu smiled, "Then be careful, I am possessed by the God of Gambling Bodhisattva today, meeting gods and killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas..."
Zhong Chuhong did not show weakness, and divided the cards into two, and the two began to draw cards to compare their value.
(End of this chapter)
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