Pregnant wife is priceless

Chapter 104 Joe San is crazy, really crazy!

"Director Qiao, borrow a trick!"

In a word, Qiao Shaojin was so angry that he vomited blood, "Peng Shan, you are a woman!"

"So, isn't this putting on makeup?" After brushing his eyelashes, Peng Shan turned his lipstick on in the mirror again, "Besides, what's wrong with women, women can't have needs? Only men are allowed to vent, women are not allowed Playing? Tsk tsk, it's really hard to do a 'duck', if I had known, I should have given an extra tip of [-] last night!"

As he said that, he nodded in agreement, as if he would give more next time, and Qiao Shaojin's dark face suddenly turned green again!
Out of breath, he held back, "Peng Shan, you signed it to me a long time ago, we have an agreement!"

Damn it, no wonder she woke up last night and didn't see her, did she go out to look for ducks?
Let him be such a big living person, and run out instead of eating?How sick!

Qiao Shaojin supported his forehead, he breathed in, he closed his eyes, and he said silently in his heart: no, no, this can't go on anymore, if the sick person goes on, it's not her, it should be him!
Don't look at her, ignore her, go to whoever she likes, whatever she likes, and have a half-hearted relationship with him?

But who can tell him why when she closes her eyes, she flicks her hair like a fairy, domineering over him?When she opened her eyes, it looked like she was going to fight in the field with coquettish makeup? !
Cheap, really cheap!

Qiao Shaojin cursed secretly, seeing that Peng Shan turned his head to leave.

He yelled 'Ah', followed by others and dropped the quilt to the ground like a wax gourd. After waiting for a long time without any response, he supported it with his fingers and looked up at the teasing face. Qiao Shaojin was instantly angry. "Damn woman, be dumbfounded, come here and give me a hand!" I really have no eyesight, I have used all the tricks, but I still don't move!
In fact, for a moment, Peng Shan instinctively wanted to pass.

That instinct was the subconscious reaction of the heart that had loved him for 15 years, but the moment she lifted her leg, she remembered his vicious words and deeds.

Her phoenix eyes were filled with anger, she raised her eyebrows and sneered, "What's the matter, did you have a broken arm or a broken leg? You can't crawl by yourself?"

"The arms and legs are broken, let's do it!" Qiao Shaojin said angrily, and he couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. He was irritated and irritable. He was angry when he saw her, and he was also angry when he couldn't see her. He went crazy. You must be crazy, "Go away, if you want to make waves, go out and make waves, you go, and I will sue!" Really lawless, can't cure her?
Peng Shan gritted her teeth, "Damn it!" When she turned and walked forward, seeing Qiao Shaojin's success, she suddenly went to the other side, rang the alarm bell on the bedside, and shouted in a very anxious tone, "Doctor, doctor, Hurry up! The patient on bed 28 is dying, his arms and legs are broken!" After shouting, he grabbed his bag without even looking at it, opened the door and left!
"Peng Shan!" Qiao Shaojin growled, and was so angry that all seven orifices were emitting green smoke.

With a gloomy handsome face, he got up from the ground in a state of embarrassment that he had never seen before. Before the doctors and nurses came, he hurried down the stairs and came to the outpatient department——neurology department.

The doctor on duty in Corey came to see him, "...Director Qiao, why are you free?"

"What's the boss?" Qiao Shaojin was irritated, grabbed the back of the chair, sat directly in front of the doctor, and stared face to face for a while, "Hey, let me ask you, what do you think of my face? Is it normal?"

"..." The doctor was puzzled, "Are you abnormal?"

"Look, if I'm normal, I won't come to you!"

"Is that so!" The doctor glanced left and right, picked up a pen and began to consult, "What are the symptoms?"

symptom?Is it a symptom to pretend to be a person all over your head?Qiao Shaojin was very depressed, "Do you think I haven't had a good rest, and I've been under too much pressure recently? I feel a little dry! It's like..." He thought for a while, "It's like menopause, it's annoying anyway!" When it comes to that woman, it's even more annoying and annoying!

"... Oh!" The doctor laughed, "Is it for business or for people?"

"It doesn't matter if it's a matter or a person! As long as...it's related to her, that's it!" Qiao Shaojin paused, and vomited directly.

Hearing this, the doctor put down the pen, "That's an internal secretory disorder. In fact, normal men and women..."

"Stop, stop, I don't understand sex as well as you do?" Qiao Shaojinjun's face turned black, and the doctor wanted to laugh when he saw it. He put his hands in front of the desk and uttered three words, "Lovesickness!"

"Fart!" Qiao Shaojin stood up in an instant as if his hair was fried again, "Just her? I miss her? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Director Qiao, you are a person who never swears, and you still say that it has nothing to do with her?" The doctor looked at Qiao Shaojin with a look of "you just admit it" coldly, and he shook his head.

I just don't believe it, "Impossible, how is it possible, she! She is my buddy, and I am her girlfriend, do male girlfriends understand?"

Cut, a cold hum came out of Qiao Shaojin's nostrils.

While walking, he looked back at the doctor with a look of "you don't understand". When he turned his head and hit the door with a "bang", and his eyes were shining with golden flowers, he seemed to hear the woman's sneer again:
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Hey, Director Qiao with a heart higher than the sky is just different from others!People open the door with their hands, but you'd better just use your head to push it?Tsk tsk tsk, dare you think that two months later, just before the Spring Festival, you want to sell it for a good price?
damn it!Qiao Shaojin was good at patting himself on the forehead with his hand: he hit evil, heck, he's crazy, he must be crazy!

The doctor on the side was dumbfounded, and patted Qiao Shaojin on the shoulder, "Director Qiao, Director Qiao, are you okay, do you need me to find someone to take you back? If it doesn't work, just take a brain CT..."

"What the fuck, what the hell am I still..." set.

Slap, another selfie slap, he can even think of a condom in CT, it's so f*cking sad.

In this world, some people are sad and some are happy.

On the side of the road in the commercial street, Peng Shan and Mo Nian held each other's arms, holding a cup of milk tea in one hand, which still tasted like taro, and they sipped it, not to mention how happy they were.

He stayed in the hospital for three days, but Peng Shan was suffocated to death.

The same is true for Mo Nian. During the three days of the cold war, she kept her mouth shut. She said nothing and finally ended the cold war. With the black card stuffed by Mr. Gu in her hand, she was more like a runaway wild horse.

Pouring her mouth, she said, "Buy, buy, Shan Zi, haven't you always wanted to change the car? Let's go, do it now!"

When Peng Shan heard this, this little chick was going to die, "Sister, what do you mean, your Mr. Gu said he wanted me to go shopping with you, but he didn't talk about buying a car!" How much is the clothes, how much does a car cost?

She has a wild temper, but she has no backer, and she has to do what she can to be wild.

But Mo Nian pouted, "That old rascal..." Pulling his friend, he talked about He Nianyao's affairs, and then said that he got angry for no reason that night, and his grievance almost went up to the sky. "Why is he only allowed to oppress me? Isn't he rich, isn't he burned? He must buy it so that his heart aches!"

"Ouch!" Peng Shan yelled, threw away the sweet and greasy milk tea, quickly lit a cigarette, squinted and smoked with the pole, "tsk tsk, the old saying is true, it turns out that women and villains are the hardest to raise!"

Mr. Gu, your woman has started burning your money, you deserve it!
After flicking the cigarette ash, he looked at the red beans under Mo Nian's neckline, "Hey, no wonder he contacted me on your phone, so someone was drained last night? How about it, is it okay! How many times?" Actually, Peng Shan wanted to ask if sex with foreplay is different from straight sex.

When those little beans are planted, will the heart stop?
kiss?The only time it happened was when Fang Sisi was in front of her. In the next two relationships, they had no love but joy, and they didn't need foreplay or kissing.

Mo Nian rolled his eyes, a little shy, "One hundred times!"

It was an unintentional sentence, but it brought back Peng Shan's memory. A look of disobedience flashed in her eyes, she looked at the beauty center not far away, wrapped in a coat and sucked up the last food.

Stepped on the cigarette butt on the ground, dragged Mo Nian across the road, "Go, have a spa! Full body!" Damn, the whole body is so tender and tender!

In the SPA center, just as Fang Sisi lay down, she heard her phone ring.

After the beautician handed it over, she saw that it was Qiao Shaojin, and her voice was so crisp, "Brother Jin, I was going to see you just now, ah, I was discharged from the hospital, and I want to come to see me... Okay! The address is..." After reporting the address, she hummed twice, and as soon as she hung up the phone, she immediately looked as beautiful as a tea, urging the beautician to do her makeup.

The makeup was just right, and when I went downstairs, I saw Peng Shan walking towards me.

Thinking about the bathroom, Fang Sisi became angry, and dialed a number with her mobile phone, looking like she was in love with a little girl, "Brother Jin, Sisi has packed...ah, what do you want to eat? You do it with your own hands, and you just have the energy to do it after eating... Ah!" Suddenly, there was a heart-rending pain in the soles of her feet, and she threw her mobile phone out.

Peng Shan stomped the willow boots on her feet, Fang Sisi looked in pain, she was sorry, "I'm sorry, the soles are too slippery!"

"You!!" Fang Sisi covered her feet, almost crying in pain, and it took a long time before she could speak, "Peng Shan, you did it on purpose!"

"No, I mean it!" Peng Shan replied seriously.Before Fang Sisi picked up the phone, she picked it up quickly.When I saw the call, I was immediately amused, "Hey, when did your brother Jin change his job to be a 10086 operator?" She was so bad at the end, she just turned on the speakerphone, "Listen, I'm Fang Sisi, the owner of the phone. Very dissatisfied with the service, complain, complain to the end!"

cut!How dare you provoke her with that dead man, Qiao Shaojin?If she can bear this breath, her surname is not Peng!

With a cold snort, she hung up the phone and stuffed the phone into Fang Sisi's arms, she turned her head and left Mo Nian, "Let's go upstairs and accompany my sister to a spa to relax and relax, where there is no bitch, it really stinks! "

"You, you, Peng Shan! Did I provoke you?"

Hearing this, Peng Shan, who had already crossed the past, couldn't help but stop and took two steps back. Her eyes were at the same level as Fang Sisi's. She raised her eyebrows and boldly took out a cigarette. After lighting it, she puffed on Fang Sisi, "You Guess!"

"Ahem!" My brother is strict, and Fang Sisi has never touched drugs, gambling, and was choked to tears, especially after watching Mo Nian, she was even more wronged, "Sister-in-law, you just Why don't you stand up and say something fair?" No matter what, if her brother has something to do with Gu Zimo, she can't go too far!
Who knows, Mo Nian rubbed his eyes, "Did something happen?"

"Little sister-in-law, I thought you were just talking to each other, but I didn't expect you to be the same as her..." Seeing the word 'cheap' was about to appear, Fang Sisi suddenly felt a heat on the back of her hand, and looked down, it was Peng Shan Holding the cigarette butt between her middle fingers and leaning over, she immediately thought of what happened in the bathroom last time, and was about to change her mind when there was a sound of a horn outside, and she burst into laughter when she saw the man who came down, "Brother Jin, you are finally here! Woo woo ..."

Qiao Shaojin got out of the car, looked at Fang Sisi who was limping, and was about to ask why, when he raised his eyes and saw the shadow that had fallen with great difficulty, he immediately became angry, "Why are you everywhere!" Can't you leave him alone for a while?It's her with eyes closed, it's her with eyes open, it's crazy that a girl can still meet her now!

A cold snort came out of Peng Shan's nostrils, she didn't bother to act for the bitch for free.

It was Qiao Shaojin, who didn't know what kind of psychology he was in after receiving no response. After casting a cold glance, he took Fang Sisi and walked away, deliberately raising his voice while walking, "Baby, what do you want to eat? I will eat it with my own hands. How about burning it for you?"

So the content of the 10086 call became a reality, Fang Sisi smiled provocatively, her voice was tender and crisp, "Okay, I just happen to have the energy to do other things after dinner."

Actually, Mo Nian was afraid that Peng Shan would do something.

But she didn't do anything, just watched Qiao Shaojin get into the car with Fang Sisi in his arms, then stepped on the accelerator and flew away.During the whole process of doing SPA, she was rarely silent and reticent.

Until two hours later, when her body was completely relieved, she had a cigarette in her mouth and didn't light it.

Mo Nian followed her gaze and saw a men's clothing store, and asked, "Why, do you want to go in?"

"Come in!" Peng Shan bit the cigarette butt fiercely, "Why don't you come in!" As he said, he raised his leg, threw the cigarette, and walked straight to the tie area.

As soon as the waiter in the boutique saw the person, he immediately went up to greet him, "Would you like a tie? May I ask whether it is for an elder or a boyfriend, and how old is it?"

Seeing that Peng Shan didn't speak, Mo Nian stepped forward, thinking about picking one for Mr. Gu, when he heard the sound of his friend gnashing his teeth.

Peng Shan gritted his teeth, "I want the sturdy one, the longest one, the one that can SM train animals, wrap them all up for me!" Damn Qiao Shaojin, you want to play, right?My sister will play with you, let's see who has more fun!

(End of this chapter)