The superstar starts from the creation camp
Chapter 28 Aunt Towel Is Hard Currency!
Chapter 28 Aunt Towel Is Hard Currency!
Li Mu also had a headache looking at the dormitory filled with boxes of aunt's towels. He didn't expect that the school supermarket would stock so much goods?
These aunt's towels cost him ten thousand oceans. Of course, this is not the key point. If it is in his hands, it is not just a matter of money. So many aunt's towels are placed in the dormitory. Being treated as a pervert?
The timeliness of this thing is only two days, otherwise it can only be thrown out, in case someone sees that the reputation of the whole life will be ruined.
Jiang Tao and the others looked at him like dead dogs from exhaustion, what to do!
Li Mu gritted his teeth: "Turn on the computers!"
Then he used six mobile phone numbers to register an account on Xiaonei.com.
"I will post a post later. You are responsible for forwarding the post to the Koukou group and WeChat group of each department. Remember to send a red envelope before forwarding it, so as not to be deleted by others!"
Then Li Mu began to write quickly, and the eloquent two-hundred-word post was completed in less than 5 minutes.
But this was not enough, Li Mu started to find the account of the administrator of the Xiaonei network, and then had a conversation with him in plain language. After sending a 100 yuan red envelope, he finally got the information of several sailor group leaders.
The leaders of the navy group work with money, and the efficiency is so high that it scares people to death.
That night, an unparalleled hot post appeared on the Xiaonei website, and the content of the post was also shocking!
"Shocking! Who did it? Why did the [-]-year-old woman die naked on the street? Why was the aunt's towel sold out overnight in the Zhongda Supermarket? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?"
Shock throughout!Jiang Tao and the others were taken aback.
"Cheating! Lao Li, I'm convinced! You have such a bad stomach, I don't think you can catch up in three lifetimes!"
"Fuck off, why are you just staring blankly? Quickly forward it!"
Li Mu scolded with a smile, while using the trumpet he just registered to start posting comments in the underground, the comments are also shocking throughout, and then use the posting account to add precision to the top!
Shock body can be described as infinitely useful. People with a discerning eye will know that it is a spoof, but they will find it interesting, and they can't help but click into it with inner curiosity.
As long as he clicks in, his goal is achieved. He just wants to cause a kind of panic. After everyone reads the post, some people will definitely be curious to check it out.
Today is the first day of reporting again. It is a time when the freshmen feel uneasy about the strange environment and strangers.
At this time, as long as there is a topic that can arouse everyone's interest, it is easy to eliminate this anxiety, and the topic's popularity will naturally rise.
"It's done!" Li Mu stretched his waist, took a cold shower in the bathroom, and went to bed.
"Li Mu wake up, things are getting serious!"
Li Mu yawned: "What's wrong?"
Jiang Tao gasped and said, "Look at the post you posted last night."
Li Mu climbed out of bed and turned on the computer, and found that his post was No.1 on the hot post list. When he clicked on the post, there were ridicule and praise, of course, these were only a few.
The vast majority are denounced!Especially when many girls arrive at the supermarket and find that there is really no aunt's towel.
that kind of despair
"Old Li, thank you for being able to laugh!" Jiang Tao pulled a lot of hair out of his sorrow.
But Li Mu said in an old spirit: "Who wants to make money without being scolded? The more they scold you, the happier you will be when you buy it!"
The brothers in the dormitory were all dumbfounded. What kind of logic is this?
Just as he was talking, suddenly the door was pushed open, and several burly men rushed in.
"It's them."
Jiang Tao saw that he was about to defend himself when he picked up the chair, but the leader suddenly greeted him with a smile.
"Don't get excited, buddies, we're here to talk to you about business!"
"Talking about business?"
"That's right, the post on the Internet was written by everyone, right? Admiration, admiration! We came here for the name!"
Jiang Tao put down his chair with a little embarrassment: "That. Lao Li, it's your turn!"
In the end, these two dealers bought 18 packs of aunt's towels from Li Mu at a price of [-] yuan per pack.
"Old Li, didn't you say that you have monopolized the supply of goods, and you can sell at least 25 yuan for a pack? Why did you sell it to them for 18 yuan?" Duan Hanlin felt a little distressed. When I was buying breakfast, I heard people talking about this matter in the cafeteria, and I have long believed in making money.
Li Mu asked: "Are we alone able to sell so many aunt's towels within two days?"
The crowd shook their heads.
Li Mu spread his hands: "If these things stay in our hands, one hour more is an hour's risk. In this case, it is better to give up part of the profit and let others help us ship the goods. Anyway, we are all making a steady profit, aren't we? ?”
Jiang Tao took the lead in applauding.
But Li Mu didn't finish, he coughed twice: "Of course this is not the most important thing."
"Ok?"
"More importantly, this matter is a bit wicked. Think about it, if we are the only ones selling aunt's towels in the entire CUHK campus, isn't it obvious that there are lice on the bald man's head?"
Jiang Tao was silent for a while, and then stared at Li Mu with inexplicable eyes: "Old Li, if anyone becomes your opponent in the future, I will feel sorry for him!"
Everyone nodded approvingly.
Li Mu scolded with a smile: "Fuck off, why are you all standing still? Hurry up and ship while the market is good!"
In fact, Li Mu still underestimated the impact of the incident. Because the post was too popular, it caused panic among the students. Many "smart" students went to the canteens of various colleges immediately.
In an instant, the aunt's towels in the canteen were also sold out.
So many girls in need went to supermarkets and canteens and found that there was no auntie towel!
Immediately he had the desire to kill.
As a "big boss" with a large inventory, Wang Ziwen immediately received a large number of "good person cards". Almost half of the girls in the dormitory building expressed their kindness to her.
With the hard work of auntie towel hawkers who sold them through various channels the next day, most people still bought the auntie towels they needed. Although the price was almost three times the market price, it was still in short supply.
However, Li Mu and others only showed their faces for an hour before dismantling the stall. After all, how can retail sales be as enjoyable as wholesale sales?
More than 1000 in one afternoon, oh, the aunt's towel is exhausted.Excluding various costs, I made a total of more than 6000 yuan, which is exactly [-] yuan for each of the six people. The remaining money will be used as a dormitory fund for future dinner parties!
After a busy day, everyone was tired and paralyzed on the bed, not wanting to move.
Jiang Tao suddenly slapped his thigh: "Fuck, it's broken!"
Duane was taken aback: "What's wrong? What's broken?"
"We have wholesaled out all the aunt's towels, what kind of stepping stones do we use during military training?"
It's almost there, friends, do you still have a recommendation ticket?
(End of this chapter)
Li Mu also had a headache looking at the dormitory filled with boxes of aunt's towels. He didn't expect that the school supermarket would stock so much goods?
These aunt's towels cost him ten thousand oceans. Of course, this is not the key point. If it is in his hands, it is not just a matter of money. So many aunt's towels are placed in the dormitory. Being treated as a pervert?
The timeliness of this thing is only two days, otherwise it can only be thrown out, in case someone sees that the reputation of the whole life will be ruined.
Jiang Tao and the others looked at him like dead dogs from exhaustion, what to do!
Li Mu gritted his teeth: "Turn on the computers!"
Then he used six mobile phone numbers to register an account on Xiaonei.com.
"I will post a post later. You are responsible for forwarding the post to the Koukou group and WeChat group of each department. Remember to send a red envelope before forwarding it, so as not to be deleted by others!"
Then Li Mu began to write quickly, and the eloquent two-hundred-word post was completed in less than 5 minutes.
But this was not enough, Li Mu started to find the account of the administrator of the Xiaonei network, and then had a conversation with him in plain language. After sending a 100 yuan red envelope, he finally got the information of several sailor group leaders.
The leaders of the navy group work with money, and the efficiency is so high that it scares people to death.
That night, an unparalleled hot post appeared on the Xiaonei website, and the content of the post was also shocking!
"Shocking! Who did it? Why did the [-]-year-old woman die naked on the street? Why was the aunt's towel sold out overnight in the Zhongda Supermarket? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?"
Shock throughout!Jiang Tao and the others were taken aback.
"Cheating! Lao Li, I'm convinced! You have such a bad stomach, I don't think you can catch up in three lifetimes!"
"Fuck off, why are you just staring blankly? Quickly forward it!"
Li Mu scolded with a smile, while using the trumpet he just registered to start posting comments in the underground, the comments are also shocking throughout, and then use the posting account to add precision to the top!
Shock body can be described as infinitely useful. People with a discerning eye will know that it is a spoof, but they will find it interesting, and they can't help but click into it with inner curiosity.
As long as he clicks in, his goal is achieved. He just wants to cause a kind of panic. After everyone reads the post, some people will definitely be curious to check it out.
Today is the first day of reporting again. It is a time when the freshmen feel uneasy about the strange environment and strangers.
At this time, as long as there is a topic that can arouse everyone's interest, it is easy to eliminate this anxiety, and the topic's popularity will naturally rise.
"It's done!" Li Mu stretched his waist, took a cold shower in the bathroom, and went to bed.
"Li Mu wake up, things are getting serious!"
Li Mu yawned: "What's wrong?"
Jiang Tao gasped and said, "Look at the post you posted last night."
Li Mu climbed out of bed and turned on the computer, and found that his post was No.1 on the hot post list. When he clicked on the post, there were ridicule and praise, of course, these were only a few.
The vast majority are denounced!Especially when many girls arrive at the supermarket and find that there is really no aunt's towel.
that kind of despair
"Old Li, thank you for being able to laugh!" Jiang Tao pulled a lot of hair out of his sorrow.
But Li Mu said in an old spirit: "Who wants to make money without being scolded? The more they scold you, the happier you will be when you buy it!"
The brothers in the dormitory were all dumbfounded. What kind of logic is this?
Just as he was talking, suddenly the door was pushed open, and several burly men rushed in.
"It's them."
Jiang Tao saw that he was about to defend himself when he picked up the chair, but the leader suddenly greeted him with a smile.
"Don't get excited, buddies, we're here to talk to you about business!"
"Talking about business?"
"That's right, the post on the Internet was written by everyone, right? Admiration, admiration! We came here for the name!"
Jiang Tao put down his chair with a little embarrassment: "That. Lao Li, it's your turn!"
In the end, these two dealers bought 18 packs of aunt's towels from Li Mu at a price of [-] yuan per pack.
"Old Li, didn't you say that you have monopolized the supply of goods, and you can sell at least 25 yuan for a pack? Why did you sell it to them for 18 yuan?" Duan Hanlin felt a little distressed. When I was buying breakfast, I heard people talking about this matter in the cafeteria, and I have long believed in making money.
Li Mu asked: "Are we alone able to sell so many aunt's towels within two days?"
The crowd shook their heads.
Li Mu spread his hands: "If these things stay in our hands, one hour more is an hour's risk. In this case, it is better to give up part of the profit and let others help us ship the goods. Anyway, we are all making a steady profit, aren't we? ?”
Jiang Tao took the lead in applauding.
But Li Mu didn't finish, he coughed twice: "Of course this is not the most important thing."
"Ok?"
"More importantly, this matter is a bit wicked. Think about it, if we are the only ones selling aunt's towels in the entire CUHK campus, isn't it obvious that there are lice on the bald man's head?"
Jiang Tao was silent for a while, and then stared at Li Mu with inexplicable eyes: "Old Li, if anyone becomes your opponent in the future, I will feel sorry for him!"
Everyone nodded approvingly.
Li Mu scolded with a smile: "Fuck off, why are you all standing still? Hurry up and ship while the market is good!"
In fact, Li Mu still underestimated the impact of the incident. Because the post was too popular, it caused panic among the students. Many "smart" students went to the canteens of various colleges immediately.
In an instant, the aunt's towels in the canteen were also sold out.
So many girls in need went to supermarkets and canteens and found that there was no auntie towel!
Immediately he had the desire to kill.
As a "big boss" with a large inventory, Wang Ziwen immediately received a large number of "good person cards". Almost half of the girls in the dormitory building expressed their kindness to her.
With the hard work of auntie towel hawkers who sold them through various channels the next day, most people still bought the auntie towels they needed. Although the price was almost three times the market price, it was still in short supply.
However, Li Mu and others only showed their faces for an hour before dismantling the stall. After all, how can retail sales be as enjoyable as wholesale sales?
More than 1000 in one afternoon, oh, the aunt's towel is exhausted.Excluding various costs, I made a total of more than 6000 yuan, which is exactly [-] yuan for each of the six people. The remaining money will be used as a dormitory fund for future dinner parties!
After a busy day, everyone was tired and paralyzed on the bed, not wanting to move.
Jiang Tao suddenly slapped his thigh: "Fuck, it's broken!"
Duane was taken aback: "What's wrong? What's broken?"
"We have wholesaled out all the aunt's towels, what kind of stepping stones do we use during military training?"
It's almost there, friends, do you still have a recommendation ticket?
(End of this chapter)
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