The superstar starts from the creation camp

Chapter 361 Chinese.

When it came to the Spring Festival Gala, the four old people became interested. After all, after watching the Spring Festival Gala for so many years, they had already formed a habit, so they hurriedly turned on the TV.

As soon as the TV was turned on, the little girl didn't look into the bowl. Li Mu grabbed her cheek angrily: "It's only seven o'clock now, and the Spring Festival Gala will start at eight o'clock. You, Sister Shen Meng, and the others will start at nine o'clock at least." Come out and have a good meal."

The little girl was a little disappointed. She glanced at the TV and found that there were only two uncles and aunts sitting and chattering, and she immediately lost interest in paying attention.

"Papa, I want to eat chicken drumsticks." Well, it's delicious.

The four old people were amused by her cute appearance. If such a pistachio could stay by their side all the time, they would wake up laughing from their dreams.

Turning around to look at Li Ruiting, hey, this kid is good at everything, but his personality is too dull, like a little grown-up, making people feel distressed just looking at him.

The little girl grabbed the chicken legs and ate until her mouth was full of oil. Li Mu ignored her and waited until she touched her belly and said, "I'm full."

Only then did she wipe her mouth with a tissue, and the little girl felt that her hands were oily and smelled, so she stretched out her hand for Li Mu to smell. Li Mu pretended to smell it, and then avoided it with a look of disgust.

The little girl made a gesture to jump on him, Li Mu put down her chopsticks and picked her up, went to the bathroom to wash her, and after a while, the little girl giggled.

"Watch TV obediently by yourself, will Papa take you to set off fireworks later?" Li Mu put the little girl on the sofa.

The little girl nodded again and again, and even took a sip on Li Mu's face: "Okay, but I won't go until I've watched Sister Shen Meng and the others perform."

Not long after, Li Ruiting also said that he had finished eating.

"Well, then go and play with your sister." Wang Ziwen wiped her son's mouth.

The two little guys played together very quickly, but basically it was Li Ruilan who talked a lot, and Li Ruiting would occasionally pick up a sentence, but Li Ruilan didn't care, she was talking on her own, and she didn't care whether her younger brother was with herself or not. on one frequency.

"Ah, it's started." But soon the little girl lost interest in chatting with her younger brother, and Li Ruiting's attention was also attracted to the Spring Festival Gala.

The whole family had eaten enough, so they sat on the sofa and started making tea, chatting while watching TV. Of course, the topic never left the two children. Li Mu's career is now on the right track, and he is married and has children. More than half of the historical mission has been completed, and there is nothing much to do.

The four elders all began to make insinuations that they wanted to keep their children in Rongcheng to study. Of course, studying was just an introduction, and the real purpose was to get closer to the children.

Li Mu and Wang Ziwen looked at each other, their heart came, and then decisively pretended that they didn't understand what it meant. From left to right, they had communicated with each other on the issue of children's education, and they must not let the children follow The older generation grew up, and from today's events, we can see the unprincipled doting of the parents on the children.

That's all for Li Ruiting, Li Ruilan is a girl who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, and she might be able to pierce the sky by then.

The four old people were very depressed, but they were quickly attracted by Li Ruilan's movements. The little girl watched the song and dance performance on TV, and couldn't help but dance along with her. It seems that the dance class during that period of time was not in vain.

"Papa, do I dance well?" The little girl was so smug that she had the cheek to run up to Li Mu to praise her.

What else can Li Mu say?It must be boasted, and it must be boasted to death, otherwise this girl will make such a fuss that he can't watch TV at all.

To be honest, the singing and dancing performances of the Spring Festival Gala are really boring, and they take up a lot of time in the show. This is one of the reasons why people feel that the Spring Festival Gala is getting boring. There are not so many singing and dancing performances in the Spring Festival Gala in the 80s.

After finally getting to language programs, the cross talk sketches are all mainstream works that conform to socialist values, which feels a bit fake no matter how you look at it.

Until nine o'clock, the little girl was already a little dazed. She leaned against Li Mu and wiped her eyes. Maybe drowsiness is really contagious, and Li Mu was also made to feel sleepy.

Finally, three familiar figures appeared on the TV screen. Li Mu hurriedly woke up the little girl who was already drowsy. If she missed this, the little girl might make a big fuss at home tomorrow.

"Ah, it's Sister Shen Meng and the others." The little girl immediately stopped dozing off.

It has to be said that the stage of the Spring Festival Gala is definitely the best indoor choreography effect, there is no such thing, every year the choreography is made with a lot of money.

The appearance of the three daughters of Shen Meng also caught the attention of netizens in an instant. Their performance on the stage of the Singer Contest was really amazing. Many viewers really watched the webcast because of them. They are always ready to watch after their performance Turn off the live broadcast.

A very old-fashioned prelude sounded, and scrolling ink Chinese characters appeared on the panoramic 3D screen of the stage, which really gave people the illusion of being submerged in the vast ocean of Chinese characters.

"Parallel wide bench long

The pole wants to be tied to the bench"

However, what people didn't expect was that the prelude of such an ancient style and ancient rhyme plus the effect of stage beauty changed the style of painting from the first sentence. The first short paragraph of lyrics was actually a tongue twister, and netizens were immediately dumbfounded.

"Fuck, I must have been brainwashed to think this tongue twister sounds good."

"Me too (laughing and crying), isn't this fucking too magical?"

But there is something even more magical, and the next rap even made netizens explode on the spot.

"London Marilyn bought a cheongsam for her mother

Moskowski's love for beef gnocchi
Skin of various colors Hair of various colors
What I read and speak in my mouth began to become popular in Chinese
How many years have we practiced hard on English pronunciation and grammar
In the past few years, they have learned the changes of level up and level up by rolling their tongues.”

Not to mention the netizens, the audience and actors who watched the scene were dumbfounded. What the hell is this?The most important thing is that it seems to be a combination of nonsense, and it seems to be quite smooth, and there is even an urge to sing and dance with the three girls on the stage?

"I can't stand it anymore. I bet it must be fake singing. They actually said it in a dozen seconds. No, it should have sung 86 words."

"Uh, are there as many as 86 characters? Let me try, well, it's definitely lip-syncing."

Of course, these were just jokes. Everyone knew that none of them actually sang during the Spring Festival Gala. This rap by Shen Meng and the others really shocked many audience members so much that their jaws almost dropped.

Fans of Shen Meng and the others also discovered a secret.

"Have you noticed that this song has a history."

"What's the history?"

"Shen Meng and the others became popular from Creation 101, you should know that, right? Back then, when Li Mu was a mentor, didn't he say that Huaxia's rap had gone into a misunderstanding, and he used tongue twisters as an example."

"Wait, you mean, the inspiration for this song comes from here? Well, you're right, I deliberately went back and read it, the songwriter is Li Mu."

The performance on the stage was still going on, although the lip-syncing microphone was not turned on, but Shen Meng and the others didn't have lip-synch, but they were singing the real thing word by word.

"The whole world is learning Chinese
Confucius' words are becoming more and more international

The whole world is speaking Chinese

What we say makes the world listen carefully.”

All the previous tongue twisters, raps and raps were actually paving the way for this line. The short four lines of lyrics ignited the enthusiasm of all the audience in an instant.

For the first time at the scene, the audience stood up and applauded while watching the Spring Festival Gala, although the scene was only flashed by and was quickly cut out.

The reaction of netizens can only be described as an explosion.

"Isn't this too hot? Let the world be serious and obedient. I won't say anything. When the Spring Festival Gala is over, I will vote for this song. If this song doesn't win the first prize in singing and dancing, I will be the first to disagree. .”

Not to mention the netizens, even Li Ping and Lao Wang couldn't help picking up their teacups and touching each other.

"Although this song is messy, the lyrics are really refreshing."

Li Mu secretly rolled his eyes, is this a compliment or a scolding?In fact, the outside world does not know that this lyrics was not passed at all during the final review. It is said that a certain leader felt that this sentence was a bit too revealing and did not conform to the modest values ​​of the Chinese nation, and wanted Li Mu to change it.

Li Mu refused without even thinking about it. He couldn't fall in love, and later he had no choice. With Li Mu's insistence, the Spring Festival Gala resisted the pressure and used this lyrics. The performance in the hegemony competition was too dazzling, and many netizens watched the Spring Festival Gala because of them.

Facts have proved that in front of the ratings, the leader's words are not irreversible, so this uplifting original lyrics appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and another time and space was directly changed beyond recognition, making people unable to look directly .

This girl Li Ruilan has been learning from Shen Meng's movements on the TV, not to mention, she really looks good. After Shen Meng and the others finished their performance, the little girl begged Li Mu to call them.

Li Mu pointed to the TV and said, "Can we play it tomorrow? After they finish their performance, they will definitely continue to watch the performance on the spot. You can't bring your mobile phone with you."

"Ah~~" The little girl was so disappointed, she had a lot to say to her sisters, and finally waited for almost 10 minutes, and the camera finally switched to Shen Meng and the others who were watching the show. Give up.

Flying back from South Korea, after a day of exhaustion, the two children soon couldn't stand it anymore and fell asleep. Li Mu hugged her daughter, and Wang Ziwen hugged her son. It's a tradition, every New Year's Eve to watch the New Year's Eve, and the older generation still maintains this tradition.

After a night of nothing to say, Li Mu got up habitually and prepared to run in the morning. Unexpectedly, He Chunxiang was already preparing breakfast early. After asking, she found out that Lao Wang and Mrs. Wang had already returned to their hometown. of.

Fortunately, Li Ping didn't have any relatives in Rongcheng, and those strange relatives in the countryside hadn't seen each other since Li Mu exposed them, so he didn't have to run around.

When Li Mu came back sweating, he had just finished taking a shower and changed his clothes when he heard ghosts crying and howling wolves. Sure enough, when he entered the room, Li Ruilan was staring at Wang Ziwen, and the little girl was getting angry and refused to put on her clothes.

"Papa, Mama hit me." The little girl looked at Li Mu as if she saw a savior, she jumped off the bed and threw herself into Li Mu's arms, her mouth deflated and she refused to complain to him.

Li Mu quickly comforted: "Really? Ma Ma is so bad, why did you hit me?"

The little girl whispered: "Ass."

Wang Ziwen glared at Li Mu angrily: "If you don't come again, your daughter will be turned upside down. You can see for yourself that you won't be able to get up after wetting the bed."

Li Mu couldn't help laughing and scratched the tip of the little girl's nose: "You're the one who complains first, my younger brother doesn't wet the bed anymore, and you still wet the bed all the time."

The little girl blushed, and embarrassedly buried her face in Li Mu's chest and kept dawdling, signaling him to stop talking, she also wanted to save face.

Help the little girl to take a shower again, and it's already 08:30 in the morning after getting dressed, and the little girl is going to call Shen Meng again.

Helpless, Li Mu had no choice but to take out his mobile phone. The little girl clicked on the address book skillfully and entered Shen Meng's pinyin.

"Hey~~~"

Shen Meng was still in the capital, sleeping soundly, was awakened by the ringing of the phone, and answered it in a daze.

"Hey, who is it?" The tone was a bit resentful.

The little girl felt aggrieved, and looked at Li Mu: "Papa, Sister Shen Meng doesn't know me anymore."

Only then did Shen Meng realize that it was the little girl's voice, and she woke up immediately, and quickly comforted her, which made the little girl laugh out of tears, and chatted for a long time before hanging up the phone.

Then Huang Zilan and Liu Qinmei didn't escape the little girl's phone harassment, especially Huang Zilan, she didn't answer it all the time, but the little girl kept calling, as if she was addicted to playing.

The three girls who were woken up by the little girl suddenly found that they couldn't fall asleep, thinking that the next time they meet, they must rub the little girl's face round to relieve their hatred.

But soon they didn't have the heart to think about these messes. The agent soon knocked on the door and arranged a series of itineraries for them. Nodding in satisfaction, sure enough, this year's Spring Festival Gala was not in vain.

But soon they got tired of singing, because they had to sing "Chinese" every time they went to a commercial performance. After more than a dozen performances, they couldn't stand it personally. It's a pity that they had to sing this song when they were called.

And online comments on this Spring Festival Gala also quickly occupied a large number of forums and websites, and they were basically full of curses. Only two or three language programs were still passable. It turned out that the number of people who liked it was the majority.

Of course, there are also many criticisms, such as this song is very vulgar, and the rap is completely incomprehensible. Less than that, the words are straight and round.

However, soon a video of Shen Meng and the others being filmed during their commercial performance was uploaded on the Internet. It can only be said that the slap in the face came too fast, which always caught people off guard.

(End of this chapter)