Abandoned farmer: take cute baby to farm

Chapter 244 Curse
Er silly uncle, when will you take me down the river to fish?

This stupid doll playing with urine mud is thinking about fishing.

And Ersha is very good at these things of fishing for fish and digging out bird's nests, so Jiang Xiaoqiang entangled Ersha as soon as he saw him.

Er Dumbfounded was annoyed at the moment, seeing Jiang Xiaoqiang pestering him to fish again, he immediately pulled his face down, and just wanted to get angry and scold the idiot, but then he thought that Jiang Xiaoqiang was still a child, so he couldn't be in a hurry, and couldn't scold him.

So although Ersha was upset in his heart, he forced a smile on his face: "Oh, Xiaoqiang, your uncle, I have something to do now, when I am not busy, I will definitely take you to go fishing in the river! "

Jiang Xiaoqiang was overjoyed when he heard Ersha's promise, "Uncle Ersha, you can't lie to me!"

"Don't worry, how could I lie to a child!"

"If you lie to me, I'll curse you that you won't be hard!" Jiang Xiaoqiang wiped the snot that was about to flow to his mouth again.

"You bastard, you can't say something nice to me!" Ersha's lungs were about to explode when he heard it, and he really couldn't open any pot!
Jiang Xiaoqiang poked his neck and said, "My curse is effective!" Jiang Xiaoqiang turned his head to look at Jiang Laosi who was drinking millet porridge in the yard, and said to Ersha in a low voice, "Uncle Ersha, my father often He lied to me that he would go to the town to bring me something delicious and fun, but Gou Ri never fulfilled it once, no, my father can’t get hard!”

"What? Your father..." Ersha was so surprised that his jaw almost fell to the ground.

"That's still fake, really, it didn't work a few years ago!" Jiang Xiaoqiang said proudly.

"Jing nonsense, didn't you say that your father still rides your mother every day, so why doesn't it work?" Ersha couldn't believe that Jiang Xiaoqiang had any truth in his mouth, so he rolled his eyes and deliberately set his words.

"It's true, don't look at my father riding my mother for nothing, but he is riding on my mother, biting, pinching and beating, and he can't get in at all! It's far from your black hair, you look like a dog Even the black hair has made Rhubarb's belly bigger!" This bastard is still very proficient in this area, Jiang Xiaoqiang kicked Rhubarb after finishing speaking.

Ersha squinted, and sure enough, Rhubarb's belly was bulging.

After hearing Jiang Xiaoqiang's words, Ersha looked suspiciously at his immature face.

Then he said: "Baby, you are only a little older, and you already know this kind of thing. Could it be that when your parents were exercising, you peeked under the covers."

Jiang Xiaoqiang smiled and said: "Uncle Er, how do you know? I have slept with my parents since I was born, but I always slept with my grandma during lunch breaks, and she And let me eat the cantaloupe on her chest."

Two silly thought, I rely on.

Jiang Laosi and Qu's are quite old, so it's time for the child to sleep in a separate room with him.

This family, hey.

Stop talking nonsense with Jiang Xiaoqiang.

Ersha bowed straight away and walked towards Mr. Jiang.

After Jiang Xiaoqiang saw it from behind, he ran back home.

"Mom, guess who I saw just now."

"Who is it?" Qu Shi has become much more honest these days.

"Mom, I saw that Ersha went to Mrs. Jiang."

"What? Really?"

"kindness."

Jiang Xiaoqiang replied affirmatively.

After hearing this, Qu Shi immediately felt in a good mood.

Think about it, these two idiots are the idiots of the whole village, if he makes any noise with that stinky girl.

That's a really big deal.

The more Qu thought about it, the happier he became.

It can be regarded as an opportunity to vent his anger.

at the same time.

Jiang's courtyard.

After washing the clothes, Jiang Ruyue just put the clothes and sheets on the bamboo rack to dry.

I saw the second fool.

"Second idiot, what's the matter?" Jiang Ruyue asked first when she saw him wandering around the door.

"Xiaoyue, I want to see you and see a doctor. I wonder if you can see well?" Although Xiaoyue is a woman.

But he only acquired medical skills after bumping into the sacred tree at the entrance of the village.

Maybe which god taught it.

Ersha still held a trace of fantasy.

(End of this chapter)