The best water fairy of crossing

Chapter 3 Blame the old man
Coming out of Xiao's mansion, I just ran forward in a daze, and I don't know how long it took.In the end, I really had no strength left, so I looked up, and it turned out that Dongfang had already started to turn white.

Probably can't catch up!I turned my head and looked at the way I came from. It was still dark there, but no one should be chasing me.This night is really not easy!I licked my chapped lips and looked around. I had to find a clean restaurant to eat and drink before talking.I was dazed and continued on my way. I didn't sleep all night, and I almost couldn't keep my eyes open!
With this pillow, maybe I can go back tomorrow!How to use the pillow?I don't know what to do in my heart, but it doesn't matter, there is no unparalleled road, maybe I will know it in a while.I was thinking about it on my own, and walked staggeringly.Suddenly, I felt that I had bumped into something, it was too hard, I staggered backwards, and jumped four or five steps away.

"Who? Don't you have eyes?" I scolded angrily, and touched my sore forehead.

"The girl is so angry early in the morning! Haha..."

who?I took a closer look.Damn, isn't this the old man who fought with Qianmianhu yesterday?He was flushed and was stroking his goatee and smiling at me.

"Why is it you? Didn't you fight with Miss Fox? It's over so soon?" I asked bluntly.

"Haha...You girl is really interesting! Look, he's here!" The old man said as he took out a gourd from his waist and shook it.

Did it get charged?Oh god, what's going on, this world is crazy!I shook my head in disbelief: "You mean she is in this gourd? Are you kidding me?" Such a small gourd can hold a person, no, I mean a fox?

He said: "Don't look at the small gourd, but there is a lot of space inside!"

Alright alright!The strange old man in ancient times was always talking nonsense. Did he think he was the Monkey King?

I waved my hand and said, "Even so, you can be counted as a disaster in this world!" Then I walked away.

"Are you going to run away just after stealing?" I just took a step, and the old man laughed abruptly behind me.

What stealing?cut!I rolled my eyes at him and said confidently: "What nonsense are you talking about? You are making a false accusation, but I can sue you in the government!"

He glanced behind me: "Then how do you explain that thing behind you?"

I was speechless for a while, and my face turned red immediately.Could it be that he knew something? "This... this is not stealing at all, this is... this is called taking. Is it illegal to take things from your own home?" I blushed and argued.

He laughed loudly: "Girl dolls have character, and the old man likes it! How about it, old man, I am short of a quirky apprentice like you right now! If you take me as your teacher, I will not pursue this matter anymore! how?"

threaten me?I raised my eyebrows: "Then what if I don't agree?"

"Why didn't you agree? Who do you think dragged you up last night? Besides, being my apprentice will never hurt you. I will personally teach you the method of cultivating immortals. You know, this is something no one can ask for." The old man said proudly.

Oh, so he helped me last night! "So what?" I said, "People like you to find someone else, I don't want it!" I have to go home, so I don't have time to deal with a bad old man.I raised my head and glanced at him: "Look who's behind!?" When he turned his head, I ran away like flying.

After running for about twenty or thirty miles, I was tired and hungry, and I felt like I was going to collapse.I wiped off my sweat, the old man probably won't chase me anymore!At this time, I was already far away from the city.I see a small town in front of me, go to the town to replenish some energy first!
This small town is called Fenghuang Town, and there is a story about the origin of the town name on the side of the road.I don't know much traditional Chinese characters, so I guess the general idea is that because a phoenix once appeared here, in order to commemorate the auspiciousness, it was named Fenghuang Town.If Qilin appeared, wouldn't it be called Qilin Town?I secretly felt funny, the ancients were really superstitious.

The town is not very big, with only one main street.However, the town is clean and tidy, people are dressed in simple and elegant clothes, and it is very lively to and fro.There are various goods stalls on both sides of the street, and the products are dazzling.As I walked and watched, I forgot my exhaustion for a moment.After walking for a while, I saw a restaurant in front of me called Zuixianlou.I swaggered in and went straight to the second floor.Isn't that what the protagonists of costume dramas do?

I went up to the second floor, and there were not many guests upstairs.I picked a seat by the window and sat down.Alas, this jade pillow is really heavy. Fortunately, I usually exercise.I carefully untied the pillow and put it aside.

"Girl, what do you want to eat?" the waiter said courteously while pouring tea.

"What do you have here?" In ancient times, when I went to restaurants, this was the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair.

"The shop has red elbows, sauced beef, spicy chicken wings, stinky salmon..." the waiter said like a stand-up comic.

Most of the modern cross talk ancestors started as waiters.I waved my hand and said, "Okay, just serve the best food here. But, you have to be quick!"

He responded, and said, "Girl, would you like some wine? Our Phoenix wine is well-known in all places."

I nodded and he went to prepare himself.After a while, the food and wine came up.Looking at the steaming sauced elbow, my saliva was so watery, it's embarrassing to look back on it now.But if you haven't eaten all day and you're starving to death, who cares?I saved the chopsticks and started directly. Sure enough, the hungry person is a tiger!When I look at the table when I'm full, my face is really messed up.

Ah, finally saved!I touched the bulging and sighed alone. "Xiao Er, pay the bill!" I shouted domineeringly.

"Girl, it's three taels of silver!" Xiao Er said.

As soon as I heard three taels of silver, I suddenly woke up.This is in ancient times, I don't have half a dime on me!What a fool! "That... Is it okay to pay the bill with something else?" I said hesitantly.

Xiao Er frowned, I guess he thought I was here for Bawang meal.However, he still smiled and said, "Of course!"

I breathed a sigh of relief, and took off a piece of gold jewelry from my head: "Is this enough?" Although I don't know the concept of three taels of silver, gold is always more expensive than silver!

Unexpectedly, the waiter shook his head and said, "Not enough! Not enough!"

What are you trying to blackmail your aunt?In modern times, my aunt is the master who specializes in extortion like you.I raised my eyebrows and grabbed his collar: "What? Isn't it just three taels of silver? I'm afraid there are dozens of taels! Are you a black shop?"

Seeing that I was angry, Xiao Er was startled, and stammered, "Girl, calm down first. Your account is indeed three taels of silver, but just now a guest officer said he was your friend, and he called The most expensive dish in the small shop... said, let you pay the bill."

What?Which bastard dares to take advantage of this girl? "Where is that man?" I asked.

Xiao Er pointed to the southeast corner.I let go of him and rushed over immediately, wanting to see who got impatient and dared to blackmail me.

"Why did you come here? Have you paid the bill? The wine here is not good, too weak!" I went over and found that the person was that strange old man.He's sitting there now, drinking and eating, complaining.

He has chased here, and he is really idle. "Hey, old man, why did you ask me to pay for your meal?" I asked.

He looked at me slowly and said, "You are my apprentice. How can the master pay for his own meals? You are so stupid!"

Hey, this dead old man, who is his apprentice!Still scolding me? "Who is your apprentice? You think the apprentice is crazy! Crazy!" I glared at him, turned and left.

"Ah, come quickly, stop this ungrateful person!" the old man shouted, "She, yes, she is! She is my apprentice, and the family has plenty of money. But she doesn't even treat herself to a meal. I’m so lucky to have taught her for so many years, so please give me an old man’s judgment! Is there such a heartless person in the world?”

What handjob?When the old man cried like this, people from upstairs and downstairs gathered around to watch, and even pointed at me, as if I was really an unfilial apprentice.

"What are you doing? I'm not his apprentice at all, I don't know him at all!" Surrounded by so many people, I felt how powerless my defense was.

"Listen, she still wants to deny me..." The old man simply sat on the ground, looking like a shrew no matter what.

"How can you do this? Look how pitiful your master is!" Everyone accused me from the side.

The old man looked at me proudly, but when he turned to the crowd, he had a sad face.Well, I'm afraid of you!What else is there to be an expert?It turned out to be an old man who cheated on food and drink.

There was no other way, I took off a jade bracelet and paid the old man's bill, and the storm finally subsided.

I really didn't watch the day when I went out, and bumped into such a strange old man.I carried the jade pillow on my back and walked out of the restaurant.

"Where are you going, girl?" The strange old man caught up and asked.

"I've already paid you, why are you still pestering me, thinking that I don't embarrass myself enough!" I said angrily.

"I said that whoever pays my old man's meal is my apprentice. What's wrong with me following my apprentice now?" He said confidently.

It just doesn't make sense. "What are you going to do to let me go, Daxian?" I asked.

"Unless you take me as your teacher!" He said cheerfully, pinching his mustache.

ill!I've never heard of people being forced to apprentice, it's true that the forest is full of all kinds of birds! "No way!" I said.

"Then don't blame me!" The old man smiled strangely, and as soon as he raised his hand, he immediately sucked the burden on my back.

"Hey, what are you doing? Give it back to me!" I stomped my feet angrily.

"Repay you? Yes!" He weighed the things in his hands and said, "If you can catch up, I will pay you back!" After speaking, he quickly dodged into the crowd.

I've been bad luck for eight lifetimes, and somehow I came to ancient times, not to mention, and met such a strange thing.Alas, captain, I only now understand that although you are usually a bit fierce, you are a normal person after all!
"Hey, don't go!" I chased the old man all the way.

That old man's movement is really weird.He walks around in people, but every time I am about to catch up with him, he suddenly disappears.I was sweating profusely in anxiety, looking around, but he was waving to me in front of me when I could look up!Is he teasing me on purpose?I gritted my teeth angrily, thinking that if you want me to catch up, I don't care if you are old or not, you must look good.

The two of us chased and chased like this, we didn't know how many miles we ran, and we came to the foot of a mountain.

"Hey! Old man! I really convinced you! You...are you not tired?" I was so tired that I sat on the ground and shouted at him.

Seeing me sitting down, the old man stopped, shook his head and said, "You are too dusty. How can you soar up if your mind is not calm, and your body is as clear as silk?"

What nonsense are you talking about?I'm not a silkworm, what kind of thread do I spit, madman! "Let's discuss it. You give me the pillow first, and then I will find you a better apprentice, how about it?" I can't run anymore, and now I plan to use the tactic of delaying the attack.

The old man shook his head and said, "No, how can those ordinary people compare with you!"

To tell you the truth, I have never heard such praise from anyone, and I feel very good about it.However, I quickly realized that she was talking about Xiao Ruoshui, not me. After all, I am using her body now.

"Then what do you think?" I said, "However, except apprenticeship!"

"Catch up with me first!" He turned and went up the mountain.

Well, I think I was planted today!I think I was the all-powerful super police woman back then, but who would have thought that I would end up in this situation now?Seeing that he was going far away, I gritted my teeth and reluctantly chased after him.

"Oh, you are too slow! Climbing a mountain is so strenuous, how will you cultivate immortals in the future? Hurry up!" the old man said loudly on the top of the mountain.

Who said you want to cultivate immortality?I was so tired that I was almost out of breath. "Old man, I have convinced you! I promise to worship you as my teacher! Can you return the pillow to me?"

"No sincerity!" he said, "Have you ever seen a teacher who did not kowtow before?"

it is good!I will endure!Isn't it just a kowtow for my jade pillow?It's okay if you want me to throw myself into the ground!

I knelt down with a plop and said, "Master, please accept my apprentice's obeisance!" Then I bowed three times,

The old man snorted dissatisfied and said, "Not one of the apprentices is sincere now. There is not even a sound of kowtow when appreciating the teacher. In the past, everyone who kowtowed would bleed!"

Still bleeding!This is too far-fetched.it is good!I will endure!I bent down and kowtowed three more times.

"This is the head office! Bring the jade pillow!"

He squinted at me, and grudgingly hummed: "Get up! As a teacher, I will officially accept you as an apprentice today!"

"What about my jade pillow? Is it time to change it to me?" I asked reluctantly.

"This!" He looked at the thing in his hand and said, "I'll give it to you when you finish learning!"

What?This bad old man! "Hey, old man! Why don't you keep your words?"

"Did my old man return the words to you after he paid homage to the teacher?" He said, "Isn't that right, so it's not that I don't mean what I say, that's your problem!"

Well, count yourself as ruthless!However, as long as you stay by your side all the time, won't it be a matter of minutes to get the jade pillow?
"Since you are now the master's apprentice, I will give you a Dharma name as the master! Uh..."

"No, my name is Xiao Ruoshui!" I said.I don't want his fucking name.

"Ruoshui! Well, yes, it is in line with the purpose of my Taoism! The best is like water! Good!"

I glanced at him disdainfully, what's the matter.It sounds soft, but it's not as aggressive as my modern name!I was called Lin Shengnan before time travel, Shengnan, how domineering!cut!No taste!
"Come on, apprentice, come to the master!" He waved and said.

I obediently walked over. "This blue light sword is taught to you, as a gift from the teacher for you to get started!" He waved his hand, and there was a shining blue sword in his hand.

for me?It seems that apprenticeship is still beneficial!Although I don't know why I want a sword. "Thank you, old man, no! Thank you Master!" I happily reached out and took it.

He laughed contentedly.Then, he put the gourd in the air, and the gourd immediately became bigger.He jumped up calmly.

Mamma Mia, I must be blind!I rubbed my eyes desperately, unbelievable.It seems that I really met a god, there really are in this world.

"What are you doing? Come up quickly!" The old man turned around and shouted at me.

"Okay..." I climbed up clumsily, holding on to the old man's clothes tightly, for fear of falling, there is a cliff below!

"Let's go!" the old man said to the gourd. As soon as his words fell, the gourd shot out like a rocket.That speed is even faster than one hundred and eight thousand li!
At first I was so scared that I would die, I didn't dare to open my eyes.The old man laughed and said, "Silly girl, what's there to be afraid of! Look how beautiful the scenery is!"

I slowly opened my eyes.Can't help but exclaimed.I actually fly on the clouds!I'm afraid it's not so comfortable to fly, haha!

"Master, I still don't know what your name is? I heard what Qianmianhu said about the seven sons of heaven and earth, is that your name?" I said.

The old man snorted and said, "Idiot! The Seven Sons of Qiankun are seven people, not just one name! My teacher is named Xiaoyaozi!"

I stuck out my tongue, I thought Qiankun Seven Sons was a personal name, so it wasn't!
"Where are we going now?"

"Kunlun Mountain!" said the old man.

We didn't talk any more along the way, and with the cool wind blowing in my ears, I gradually fell asleep.I don't know how long it took, I heard a strange cry coming from beside me.I opened my eyes and took a look.Oh my god, a group of cranes flying around me, with white feathers and red tops, is really beautiful!They stayed by our side for a while, then flew forward.My eyes flew to the distance with them: a fairy mountain shrouded in smog and shaded by green trees straight into the sky came into view.

"This is too beautiful! What kind of fairyland is this!" I cheered excitedly.

"Welcome to Kunlun!" The old man laughed loudly when he heard my exclamation.

(End of this chapter)