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Chapter 310 Not a Monster
Chapter 310 Not a Monster
Qi Bokang: "..."
Suddenly, I realized that this is what it feels like to be tongue-tied.
When he was fighting against the Confucians, he had left the other party speechless, but now, when he was asked a question by a ten-year-old child, he was... speechless.
Yes, it was possible before, why not this time?
How does this make him answer?
"Well, God Bless is really smart." After all, Qi Bokang was still a stormy man, he was stunned for only a moment, and immediately his face returned to normal, and he praised with a smile.
"Hmm." Li Tianyou accepted Qi Bokang's compliment generously, and then he asked curiously, "Grandpa Qi, do you know how Uncle Yuan brought the wild boar back?"
"What a big wild boar."
Li Tianyou asked innocently, Qi Bokang was so choked that he wanted to slap himself, to make himself curious, to induce Tianyou, to find out the truth!
Isn't it all right?
"Grandpa Qi doesn't know?" Li Tianyou showed a child's curiosity to the fullest, he blinked, and just looked at Qi Bokang, "Didn't Grandpa Qi live with Uncle Yuan?"
The corners of Qi Bokang's lips twitched twice, he stroked his beard, and said dryly: "Your Uncle Yuan brought the wild boar back."
"Wow..." Li Tianyou opened his mouth in surprise, and exclaimed enviously, "Uncle Yuan is so amazing."
"Next time I want to watch Uncle Yuan carry a wild boar!" Li Tianyou clenched his fists excitedly.
Qi Bokang thought about it, and with Yuan Yushan's ability, carrying such a wild boar should not be a big deal.
"Uncle Yuan can run so far carrying a wild boar, it's amazing." Li Tianyou jumped up excitedly.
Qi Bokang froze when he stroked his beard, and Yuan Yushan should be able to run so far with the wild boar on his shoulder...
"After carrying one end, I ran back and carried another end, and brought back the lamb, pheasant, and rabbit. Uncle Yuan didn't stop breathing after such a long journey, it was so heavy. It's amazing. Next time, Uncle Yuan will be so majestic." I will definitely not miss it, watch it!" Li Tianyou clapped his hands happily and expectantly.
Qi Bokang looked at the sky, well, let Yushan solve this problem by himself.
He doesn't know anything.
"Xixi should have finished writing, right? God you, go back. I'm going back to your Uncle Yuan's house." Qi Bokang smiled very kindly, as if nothing happened.
"Okay." Li Tianyou responded obediently, and waved to Qi Bokang in a very sensible way, "Grandpa Qi, go slowly."
"Hey." Qi Bokang responded, turned and left.
However, his footsteps seemed not as calm as before.
The corners of Li Tianyou's lips curved slightly, and a smile that did not match his age flashed in his eyes. He turned and went home, looking for his Xixi.
Qi Bokang returned to Yuan Yushan's house, and Yuan Yushan greeted him with a smile: "Uncle Qi, you're back. That...Uncle Qi, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Can you carry a wild boar?" Qi Bokang asked.
Yuan Yushan smiled triumphantly, and patted his muscular chest: "Uncle Qi, with my body, isn't it just a wild boar? It's absolutely fine to carry it."
"Carrying that wild boar back from hunting with Tianyou?" Qi Bokang asked again.
Yuan Yushan's smug smile instantly froze on his face: "Uncle Qi, I..."
Offended you?
Qi Bokang didn't give Yuan Yushan a chance to say these words at all, he continued to ask: "Put down that wild boar, then carry the other one, and continue to run back, can you do it?"
Yuan Yushan: "..."
"Do you think it's more convenient to bring back the lamb, pheasant and hare on the third trip, or to bring them back when you're carrying the wild boar?"
"None of them are convenient!" Yuan Yushan retorted angrily at Qi Bokang's question, "Uncle Qi, are you okay? Are you trying to exhaust me to death?"
"I am a martial artist, not a monster!"
How could someone do something like that?
I'm exhausted.
"It seems that you have to think about this in the future." Qi Bokang stroked his beard and sighed softly.
"No, Uncle Qi, what's wrong with you?" Yuan Yushan asked inexplicably.
"It's nothing, I talked to Tianyou just now." Qi Bokang didn't hide this matter from Yuan Yushan, and told him again.
After Yuan Yushan finished listening, his jaw almost dropped in shock: "No, it's not... Uncle Qi, you want to test Tianyou, why did you put me in?"
Qi Bokang was silent, Yuan Yushan asked him, who did he ask?
"Uncle Qi, why are you silent?" Yuan Yushan asked in confusion.
"Because, I don't know what to say." Qi Bokang frowned, thinking about the whole conversation with Li Tianyou, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, "You said that a child actually let me in, do you think it's normal?"
"Uncle Qi, Tianyou is just following your question and asking you back." Yuan Yushan looked at Qi Bokang helplessly, he had heard clearly just now.
"God Bless's reaction..." Qi Bokang still couldn't figure it out.
To say how wise Tianyou's reaction is is not enough, he is the most straightforward reaction of a child.
"What are you laughing at?" Qi Bokang raised his head and asked with a frown when he saw Yuan Yushan struggling to hold back his laughter.
"Uncle Qi, you just fight too much with others. Tianyou is just a child, thinking things are very simple." Yuan Yushan said with a smile, "Uncle Qi, you are suffering because you are thinking too complicated , and Tianyou thought too simple, so he made it like this."
Qi Bokang thought for a while, then laughed at himself: "Maybe it's true."
"However, Uncle Qi, it's no wonder you think so, Tianyou is really too smart." Yuan Yushan was very pleased with Tianyou's intelligence, "Uncle Qi, you have also seen that Tianyou is hunting this time, archery is called a Yes, he also..."
Yuan Yushan talked endlessly with Qi Bokang about the shock that hunting brought him.
The leopard drives the prey over, so there is no need to find the prey, but the more important thing is that Tianyou can kill the prey with one arrow.
Even though he had told Qi Bokang once yesterday, when Yuan Yushan said it, he was still dancing with excitement.
Qi Bokang listened with a smile, and at the same time let go of what happened to Tianyou just now in his heart.
When carrying the prey, it was Yuan Yushan's subordinates who moved it. He hadn't paid attention to this matter before, so he could only admit that it was normal for Yuan Yushan to come back so soon. With a [-]% certainty, Yuan Yushan is at home.
Although Qi Bokang was "anti-killed" by Li Tianyou's question, he was still very relieved.
Observe carefully, use everything available around, God bless the child... ok, ok!
As for the fact that Tianyou asked Yuan Yushan to send the prey over to vent Xixi's anger, Qi Bokang was even less entangled.
Tianyou cares about Xixi, not every day or two, he has long been used to it.
If you want to blame, you can only blame him for not thinking about this, so he made the joke just now. He wanted to ask Tianyou, but Tianyou stopped him in the end.
(End of this chapter)
Qi Bokang: "..."
Suddenly, I realized that this is what it feels like to be tongue-tied.
When he was fighting against the Confucians, he had left the other party speechless, but now, when he was asked a question by a ten-year-old child, he was... speechless.
Yes, it was possible before, why not this time?
How does this make him answer?
"Well, God Bless is really smart." After all, Qi Bokang was still a stormy man, he was stunned for only a moment, and immediately his face returned to normal, and he praised with a smile.
"Hmm." Li Tianyou accepted Qi Bokang's compliment generously, and then he asked curiously, "Grandpa Qi, do you know how Uncle Yuan brought the wild boar back?"
"What a big wild boar."
Li Tianyou asked innocently, Qi Bokang was so choked that he wanted to slap himself, to make himself curious, to induce Tianyou, to find out the truth!
Isn't it all right?
"Grandpa Qi doesn't know?" Li Tianyou showed a child's curiosity to the fullest, he blinked, and just looked at Qi Bokang, "Didn't Grandpa Qi live with Uncle Yuan?"
The corners of Qi Bokang's lips twitched twice, he stroked his beard, and said dryly: "Your Uncle Yuan brought the wild boar back."
"Wow..." Li Tianyou opened his mouth in surprise, and exclaimed enviously, "Uncle Yuan is so amazing."
"Next time I want to watch Uncle Yuan carry a wild boar!" Li Tianyou clenched his fists excitedly.
Qi Bokang thought about it, and with Yuan Yushan's ability, carrying such a wild boar should not be a big deal.
"Uncle Yuan can run so far carrying a wild boar, it's amazing." Li Tianyou jumped up excitedly.
Qi Bokang froze when he stroked his beard, and Yuan Yushan should be able to run so far with the wild boar on his shoulder...
"After carrying one end, I ran back and carried another end, and brought back the lamb, pheasant, and rabbit. Uncle Yuan didn't stop breathing after such a long journey, it was so heavy. It's amazing. Next time, Uncle Yuan will be so majestic." I will definitely not miss it, watch it!" Li Tianyou clapped his hands happily and expectantly.
Qi Bokang looked at the sky, well, let Yushan solve this problem by himself.
He doesn't know anything.
"Xixi should have finished writing, right? God you, go back. I'm going back to your Uncle Yuan's house." Qi Bokang smiled very kindly, as if nothing happened.
"Okay." Li Tianyou responded obediently, and waved to Qi Bokang in a very sensible way, "Grandpa Qi, go slowly."
"Hey." Qi Bokang responded, turned and left.
However, his footsteps seemed not as calm as before.
The corners of Li Tianyou's lips curved slightly, and a smile that did not match his age flashed in his eyes. He turned and went home, looking for his Xixi.
Qi Bokang returned to Yuan Yushan's house, and Yuan Yushan greeted him with a smile: "Uncle Qi, you're back. That...Uncle Qi, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Can you carry a wild boar?" Qi Bokang asked.
Yuan Yushan smiled triumphantly, and patted his muscular chest: "Uncle Qi, with my body, isn't it just a wild boar? It's absolutely fine to carry it."
"Carrying that wild boar back from hunting with Tianyou?" Qi Bokang asked again.
Yuan Yushan's smug smile instantly froze on his face: "Uncle Qi, I..."
Offended you?
Qi Bokang didn't give Yuan Yushan a chance to say these words at all, he continued to ask: "Put down that wild boar, then carry the other one, and continue to run back, can you do it?"
Yuan Yushan: "..."
"Do you think it's more convenient to bring back the lamb, pheasant and hare on the third trip, or to bring them back when you're carrying the wild boar?"
"None of them are convenient!" Yuan Yushan retorted angrily at Qi Bokang's question, "Uncle Qi, are you okay? Are you trying to exhaust me to death?"
"I am a martial artist, not a monster!"
How could someone do something like that?
I'm exhausted.
"It seems that you have to think about this in the future." Qi Bokang stroked his beard and sighed softly.
"No, Uncle Qi, what's wrong with you?" Yuan Yushan asked inexplicably.
"It's nothing, I talked to Tianyou just now." Qi Bokang didn't hide this matter from Yuan Yushan, and told him again.
After Yuan Yushan finished listening, his jaw almost dropped in shock: "No, it's not... Uncle Qi, you want to test Tianyou, why did you put me in?"
Qi Bokang was silent, Yuan Yushan asked him, who did he ask?
"Uncle Qi, why are you silent?" Yuan Yushan asked in confusion.
"Because, I don't know what to say." Qi Bokang frowned, thinking about the whole conversation with Li Tianyou, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, "You said that a child actually let me in, do you think it's normal?"
"Uncle Qi, Tianyou is just following your question and asking you back." Yuan Yushan looked at Qi Bokang helplessly, he had heard clearly just now.
"God Bless's reaction..." Qi Bokang still couldn't figure it out.
To say how wise Tianyou's reaction is is not enough, he is the most straightforward reaction of a child.
"What are you laughing at?" Qi Bokang raised his head and asked with a frown when he saw Yuan Yushan struggling to hold back his laughter.
"Uncle Qi, you just fight too much with others. Tianyou is just a child, thinking things are very simple." Yuan Yushan said with a smile, "Uncle Qi, you are suffering because you are thinking too complicated , and Tianyou thought too simple, so he made it like this."
Qi Bokang thought for a while, then laughed at himself: "Maybe it's true."
"However, Uncle Qi, it's no wonder you think so, Tianyou is really too smart." Yuan Yushan was very pleased with Tianyou's intelligence, "Uncle Qi, you have also seen that Tianyou is hunting this time, archery is called a Yes, he also..."
Yuan Yushan talked endlessly with Qi Bokang about the shock that hunting brought him.
The leopard drives the prey over, so there is no need to find the prey, but the more important thing is that Tianyou can kill the prey with one arrow.
Even though he had told Qi Bokang once yesterday, when Yuan Yushan said it, he was still dancing with excitement.
Qi Bokang listened with a smile, and at the same time let go of what happened to Tianyou just now in his heart.
When carrying the prey, it was Yuan Yushan's subordinates who moved it. He hadn't paid attention to this matter before, so he could only admit that it was normal for Yuan Yushan to come back so soon. With a [-]% certainty, Yuan Yushan is at home.
Although Qi Bokang was "anti-killed" by Li Tianyou's question, he was still very relieved.
Observe carefully, use everything available around, God bless the child... ok, ok!
As for the fact that Tianyou asked Yuan Yushan to send the prey over to vent Xixi's anger, Qi Bokang was even less entangled.
Tianyou cares about Xixi, not every day or two, he has long been used to it.
If you want to blame, you can only blame him for not thinking about this, so he made the joke just now. He wanted to ask Tianyou, but Tianyou stopped him in the end.
(End of this chapter)
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