My identity as a king was exposed by my sister

Chapter 23 No.1 in the National College Flower Ranking List

I don't want to pay attention to the group of sand sculptures in the dormitory group.

After eating and drinking enough, Ye Fan clicked the off button of the automatic cross-dressing technique in the system after taking the photo.

No way, Miss Diaochan's Christmas Love Song skin is simply amazing.

Every time Ye Fan sees himself in the mirror, he will think of a "legendary race", the ghost clan.

He really didn't know the concept of Japan, Japan, and people before.

This f*cking wolf extermination, I have never let it go, until now.

Ye Fan looked at himself in the mirror.

Cute with big eyes, delicate facial features, fair skin, slim figure, and long thighs.

It really makes me unable to help but think of the ancestral craftsmanship.

But it hasn't been used for a long time, and I don't know whether the left hand is stronger or the right hand is stronger now.

But none of this matters.

For the current plan, I should lie on the bed early and have a good sleep.

Then go back to school, look at the group of sand sculpture roommates in the 404 dormitory, torture and ask, who revealed his secret?

It was said to be kept secret, but in the blink of an eye, it was posted on the campus website, which caused quite a stir in the campus.

Fortunately this time, before I found out who it was, the photo of my cosplayer Wang Zhaojun was posted on the national college flower selection website.

What the hell, it's not a serious website at first glance, who would look at this?
Ye Fan didn't understand very much, and showed due anger.

That person is cold,

Ye Fan must teach him a lesson.

After working hard last night,

Ye Fan went straight from a poor dick to a nouveau riche.

Now that he has money, his confidence has suddenly hardened.

I washed my face and brushed my teeth, and styled it with hairspray,

Put on a white shirt, jeans, sneakers.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Ye Fan became more and more confident,

: A handsome life needs no explanation.

It seems that he has forgotten the fact that he was cheated by his girlfriend and Fa Xiaolu that he only found out yesterday.

Yesterday afternoon I was still lamenting that the clown turned out to be me,
In just a short night, Ye Fan got out of the confusion, regained his confidence,
Sure enough, money ability can make people most confident.

A sunny and handsome boy who can be the focus of attention anywhere.

Along the way, older girls, younger daughters-in-law, and second-hand old ladies all nodded to him frequently, which made Ye Fan very happy, and his handsome crew cut head was raised high.

It's different when you have money.

The way of seeing the world has changed.

Ye Fan found that the 200 yuan fast food in the past was not delicious at all.

Sure enough, they are all vulgar fans.

His taste improved miraculously overnight.

It seems that when I go back, I should learn more systematically about the purchase and maintenance of high-end cars.

Otherwise, the loss outweighs the gain when buying a second-hand refurbished car.

Spring is indeed the season of horse fork bugs,

Looking at more and more hot pants and long legs on campus, Daxiong has a beautiful back.

Ye Fan's handsome big eyes were a little blurred.

He resolutely walked through the cafeteria with the best food in the school.

Nonsense, Zhou Kun lost a month's breakfast to himself, so don't take advantage of the bastard, Ye Fan will not be complacent just because he has a little money now.

After all, winning the other party's one-month breakfast promise is the result of a lot of hard work.

I took a look at the newly bought Huawei mate40pro yesterday.

Beijing time, 8:00 am,
It was the time when the herd of animals in the dormitory were fast asleep,
As a fighting chicken in Sanjiu Pheasant University.

Children who can study hard here are called hell.

Children whose college entrance examination scores are concentrated between 100-200 points will go to university.

Never expect them to succeed academically.

Because I want to learn early, I don’t have to go to university. At this age when I should relax, enjoy and feel love, I will work hard to feel the charm of the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation.

This group of sand sculptures must have been dark all night last night.

Ye Fan came to the door, "Kick the door hard."

: "Get up, get up, the police check the room,"

"Hey, I'm going, brother, run, the cop is here!"

Jin Xiao jumped off the double bed in a jerk, completely forgetting the fact that he was naked.

Fatty Jin said in a daze, "We didn't go to the nightclub in the university city today. Besides, isn't it good to play games? Women can only affect our hand speed!"

"It makes sense!" Lin Zhan gave a thumbs-up, and said, "It's just dark and you are beeping, are you making people sleep?"

Zhou Kun: "Get up, Ye Fan is back!"

Wang Ze: "I'm going, Miss Zhaojun, I'm coming!"

Fatty Jin: "Go away, the young lady is mine, I came first!"

Jin Xiaoshou: "Fuck, I'm not wearing pants, I'll go first!"

Ye Fan: Kicked Jin Xiaoshou who opened the door aside, and said, "Who the hell is so stupid, and just posted my photo on the national college beauty selection website?"

Zhou Kun: "Brother Fan, don't be angry. The children are still young and don't understand anything. Don't blame them. Come on, get Huazi."

Lin Zhan: "Hey, don't pick yourself out on Sunday, the fact that No.1 in the school beauty selection has a bonus of 10 yuan should be made public."

Wang Ze: "That's right, people said that the No. 1 school beauty selection, and they didn't say that women's big men can't participate in the selection, right?"

Fatty Jin: "That's right, Brother Fan, don't be afraid, as long as you get No.1 and get the 10 yuan bonus, you will be the father of our dorm room (=^▽^=)!"

Ye Fan: Dad, sister, don't you say that the top few are all big brushes with backers?

Is it so easy for you to be the champion?
Ye Fan said angrily.

Why don't you call your good dad first.

"Good boy"*5.

Ye Fan: ...

"Okay, everyone, hurry up and have breakfast, as soon as you talk about the 10 yuan, I won't be sleepy immediately (д;)!"

With two big dark circles under his eyes, Zhou Kun opened the door and took the breakfast delivered by a work-study errand for college students.

Ye Fan: Hey, don’t grab it, my bun, who is that, let me eat that fritters too, save me a mouthful of milk, my god, save the baby, the baby is still a child, hasn’t grown up yet, needs Nutrition!
Ye Fan walked aside cursing, and after the tugging just now, his handsome hairstyle that was sprayed with hairspray in the morning was a little messy.

This group of guys is simply not letting go.

Ye Fan was drinking soy milk, which was only half of it,
At this time, Zhou Kun yelled: Oh, it's over, it's over, it's over.

Ye Fan was so scared that he almost spilled soy milk all over his pants.

Crowd: ? ? ? ?

Zhou Kun: Hey, I thought it would be no problem to take the first place because of Miss Zhaojun's beauty, gentleness, and long thighs.

But last night, I don't know which stinking idiot.

Post a set of photos of Miss Diao Chan's Christmas Love Song skin.

What a fucking inappropriate person, the photo of that coquettish bitch is too Two-dimensional.

All of a sudden won the current No.1.

Chapter 24

Ye Fan:? ? ? ?

I am Kangkang, which young lady is so tough?

Ye Fan suddenly had an ominous premonition.

You can't always be yourself first and second, right?
It is said that there are powerful "fathers" behind many school beauties.

Zhou Kun decisively took out his Huawei notebook.

He also explained to Ye Fan with great interest,
: "Brother Fan, in fact, you don't have to worry too much, No.2 is also very good, and the reward of 6 yuan is enough for everyone to squander for a while. To be honest, before this, no one expected to get such a ranking. "

"A dozen or so people were still hovering around yesterday evening."

"Who would have thought that it would take only one night."

"Miss Zhaojun rode the wind and waves, and directly exploded many chrysanthemums of the school belle."

"Tsk tsk, it's a good thing their selection mechanism has loopholes, otherwise it wouldn't be the turn of our women's clothing boss, right?"

Seeing the complaints from his roommates, Ye Fan smiled and refused to comment.

Until he saw the National University College Beauty Rankings Selection Network.

No.1 Ms. Diaochan's cute big eyes, exquisite facial features, long thighs, and slender hands.

Ye Fan's eyes widened even more, shit, shit.Fuck (*｀へ*).

This, what the hell, isn't it also me.

But which licking dog is this?

Actually uploaded a photo of himself in KFC to the Internet?
Fortunately, it's after women's clothing, otherwise it would be so embarrassing if the identity was exposed.

Women's clothing is fine, after all, the system's automatic cross-dressing technique and master voice actor skills can well avoid acquaintances.

After all, if you let the people around you.

Especially Ye Fan's own sister Ye Li saw it.

I still don't know how that girl will bury herself,
Brother has been in the rivers and lakes for more than 20 years, so he is still a face-saving person.

Ye Fan looked back at his roommates.

Everyone's eyes were red, panting heavily, swallowing saliva non-stop in their throats,

What a f***ing herd of cattle.

What if they knew that this outrageously beautiful two-dimensional Diao Chan girl in front of her was actually the result of her own make-up?
Haha, just thinking about it makes me happy, as long as Ye Fan doesn't feel embarrassed, this group of sand sculptures can definitely use the soles of their feet to dig out a couple of ounces of mud.

As long as you are not embarrassed, the social death is others.

Ye Fan: Brothers, is the girl at the top of the list pretty?
Ye Fan secretly turned on the phone while talking,

Turn on the recording function.

Zhou Kun: "The bear has long thighs..."

Wang Ze: "Legs to play with the year..."

Fatty Jin: "The fairy in my dream."

Jin Xiaoshou: "It's all about the country and the city."

Lin Zhan: "Two-dimensional, my favorite, give me strength, Demacia!"

Ye Fan: Don't look at you having a good time today, hurry up and make a list for everyone tomorrow.

Your social death seems to be getting worse, and this is the evidence.

IQ suppression is indeed the ladder of human progress.

It is estimated that one year's socks will have to be contracted by someone.

Ye Fan: "Okay, since everyone thinks that No.1 is beautiful. No.2 decided to withdraw from today's competition."

"Don't," *5
Ye Fan: "Call me Dad!"

"Dad"*5
Sure enough, money ability is the ladder of social progress.

It's not Chinese New Year yet, and there is no basis for 6 yuan, and five good sons were accepted in advance.

It's not worth it for you to ruin yourself like this for a mere tens of thousands of dollars.

"Father, don't say that, come here to suppress the shock."

"Father, are you hungry? I'll buy you a soy milk fritter."

"Father, you must participate in the selection. The one-stop plan for our dormitory at the end of the year depends on your 6 yuan."

Ye Fan: ...

I won't be sleepy when you mention a dragon (д;)!

Several other people said with dark circles under their eyes, "Yes, yes, we are not sleepy either!"

The few men finally made it together, from economics to politics, and from politics to culture, and finally they were deeply attracted by the second-hand car trading market that everyone knows.

"Why do you say that the recent Guizi car is not good? The big brands have not launched any new models due to the impact of the epidemic."

"Hey, don't mention it. In fact, many amateurs are pretty good. Although it is a small brand, a small brand also has the advantages of a small brand..."

"The most important thing is that small brands don't need to mosaic!"

"You just like it!"

"Let me tell you next"

"I think European and American cars are still better than Japanese and Korean cars. After all, cars that are not hot can't be bought, and they are still fresher."

"Damn it, disgusting!"

"Disgusting"*5.

"By the way, I have a new car here."

"Fuck, my friend wants to borrow one."

"Good people live in peace."

The world of men is like this, sometimes the awkward atmosphere is still a second away.

But a second later, the discussion was in full swing.

Zhou Kun: "Come on, brothers, take Huazi, don't choke, one for each!"

...

Ye Fan is not only famous in school this time,
Even the Internet has become the favorite object of licking dogs.

"Miss Diaochan is so beautiful, is there someone to recite the teacher's list?"

"Hey, that's Luoshenfu, okay? I'm afraid the coffin board of your junior high school Chinese teacher will not be able to hold it down?"

"This Miss Zhaojun is also good, but I still like Two-dimensional."

"So I vote for Miss Zhaojun."

Looking at the online selection of the national college beauty rankings, the two-dimensional image of Diao Chan and the gentle, charming, intellectual and generous Miss Zhaojun are competing fiercely for No.1.

But after being anxious, the three, four, five, six, seven and eight fathers behind the gold masters,
Local tyrants: "Go and check all the information on No.1 and No.2."

"With such a beautiful young lady, they always feel that their goddaughter suddenly becomes boring."

It is too wasteful to spend a lot of money on them.

It is better to throw away junk stocks decisively and snap up popular stocks.

After all who doesn't like prettier?
that stock?
As for No.1 and No.2?
As long as Ye Fan didn't say anything, who would have known that they were the same person, and the person who lived in the body of a beautiful girl turned out to be a man dressed in women's clothing?
Ye Fan was looking forward to receiving the award this time.

It is estimated that many local tyrants behind them will vomit blood with anger, right?
**Cute girl, hehe, just thinking about it makes people get goosebumps,
Let's just talk about this National University College Flower Ranking List.

Without cerebral thrombosis for many years, normal people can't think of such an idea, can they?

It is impossible to attend classes, and Ye Fan's professional courses have always relied on make-up exams.

As for the length of the day?

What are you doing?
Of course, visit the university campus,

Ye Fan is such a handsome person, in the first few years of his university, he didn't have time to see all the flowers in the world.

Fortunately, such a system suddenly appeared.

Ye Fan no longer worries about money.

Ding ding ding, mother's phone call.

Ye Fan's remittance was very timely.

His father finally went to the largest professional hospital in Beijing for treatment, and recovery is just around the corner.

What an exciting news!
(End of this chapter)