The school grass is the teacher: Teacher Gao Leng, please ask questions
Chapter 970 The right of final interpretation belongs to me
Chapter 970 The right of final interpretation belongs to me (2)
The joke is like this, a long time ago, there was a girl who fantasized about defeating the most powerful fencer in the world every day, so she insisted on learning the art of steel every day, in order to build a hard fence one day. of steel, smashing the swords of the fencers.But it is a pity that when the girl actually saw the fencer, she found out that the killer weapon used by the fencer was not the sword, but knowledge.
The fencer beat the girl with a text.From then on, the girl obediently stayed with the fencer to learn cultural knowledge, and later took the college entrance examination, was admitted to Jianghu University, became the class representative of the university professor fencer, and reached the pinnacle of life.
"How is it? Did I speak well?" Luo Cong, who had already walked up five steps, raised his eyebrows at him proudly.
Han Yan'an frowned slightly, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't understand the meaning: "Why did Jianghu University exist a long time ago? Did the word university exist a long, long time ago?"
"Don't care about those details!" Luo Cong waved his hand, "Just tell me, is this a good joke?"
Han Yan'an still frowned, his eyes rolled around, and he was confused: "Fencers use fencing, why does it become knowledge? Also, if a fencer wants to beat a girl, he can just use fencing directly. How can he use it?" What about a text? What is it?"
Luo Congcong felt that the top of her head was about to smoke, she lowered her head and took N deep breaths, telling herself not to get angry with him, otherwise wrinkles would form.After a while, she raised her head again and smiled at Han Yan'an: "Pass this question, let's continue, finish early and go eat hot pot early."
"But……"
"No but! If I say continue, I will continue!" Luo Cong stretched out his right hand without saying a word, "Hurry up, rock, scissors, and paper!"
Very good, this time it played normally, and she lost smoothly.Luo Cong clapped his hands excitedly, watching Han Yan'an also go down, the distance between the two shortened a lot.
"Then... I would like to ask Comrade Fencer Champion Lang, do you want to sing, sing, or sing?" Luo Congcong smiled harmlessly, "There is only one option."
Han Yan'an knew that she would definitely not follow the rules, but when she said that there was only one option, he knew that she had already thought about how to deal with him.He lowered his head and rubbed his temples, shaking his head: "Let's go eat hot pot, I allow you to eat spicy food, and I'll go buy medicine for you later."
"Are you trying to retire? No! Even if I don't eat hot pot today, I can't let you escape!" Luo Cong raised his chin to face him righteously, and added at the end, "You think we Are you comparing loneliness? We are obviously comparing routines!"
Han Yan'an exhaled to the sky, knowing that if she didn't sing today, she would definitely not let her go.After thinking for a while, he simply closed his eyes and lowered his head, sang a national anthem as if death was at home.
Luo Congcong's stomach hurts from laughing, Comrade Han Yan'an, who used to be all-powerful, is singing the national anthem outside the sports hall today!And it's a little out of tune!
However, Han Yan'an didn't finish singing. He opened his eyes and closed his mouth after singing only four lines. After quickly looking around to make sure no one heard him, he squinted his eyes and stared at Luo Congcong: "Continue?"
Very satisfied, Luo Congcong put away the phone that had recorded the sound, and stretched out his hand: "Of course! Whoever wins next time will do radio gymnastics completely! The times are calling!"
The Times Are Calling is my radio gymnastics when I was in school~ What are you guys?
(End of this chapter)
The joke is like this, a long time ago, there was a girl who fantasized about defeating the most powerful fencer in the world every day, so she insisted on learning the art of steel every day, in order to build a hard fence one day. of steel, smashing the swords of the fencers.But it is a pity that when the girl actually saw the fencer, she found out that the killer weapon used by the fencer was not the sword, but knowledge.
The fencer beat the girl with a text.From then on, the girl obediently stayed with the fencer to learn cultural knowledge, and later took the college entrance examination, was admitted to Jianghu University, became the class representative of the university professor fencer, and reached the pinnacle of life.
"How is it? Did I speak well?" Luo Cong, who had already walked up five steps, raised his eyebrows at him proudly.
Han Yan'an frowned slightly, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't understand the meaning: "Why did Jianghu University exist a long time ago? Did the word university exist a long, long time ago?"
"Don't care about those details!" Luo Cong waved his hand, "Just tell me, is this a good joke?"
Han Yan'an still frowned, his eyes rolled around, and he was confused: "Fencers use fencing, why does it become knowledge? Also, if a fencer wants to beat a girl, he can just use fencing directly. How can he use it?" What about a text? What is it?"
Luo Congcong felt that the top of her head was about to smoke, she lowered her head and took N deep breaths, telling herself not to get angry with him, otherwise wrinkles would form.After a while, she raised her head again and smiled at Han Yan'an: "Pass this question, let's continue, finish early and go eat hot pot early."
"But……"
"No but! If I say continue, I will continue!" Luo Cong stretched out his right hand without saying a word, "Hurry up, rock, scissors, and paper!"
Very good, this time it played normally, and she lost smoothly.Luo Cong clapped his hands excitedly, watching Han Yan'an also go down, the distance between the two shortened a lot.
"Then... I would like to ask Comrade Fencer Champion Lang, do you want to sing, sing, or sing?" Luo Congcong smiled harmlessly, "There is only one option."
Han Yan'an knew that she would definitely not follow the rules, but when she said that there was only one option, he knew that she had already thought about how to deal with him.He lowered his head and rubbed his temples, shaking his head: "Let's go eat hot pot, I allow you to eat spicy food, and I'll go buy medicine for you later."
"Are you trying to retire? No! Even if I don't eat hot pot today, I can't let you escape!" Luo Cong raised his chin to face him righteously, and added at the end, "You think we Are you comparing loneliness? We are obviously comparing routines!"
Han Yan'an exhaled to the sky, knowing that if she didn't sing today, she would definitely not let her go.After thinking for a while, he simply closed his eyes and lowered his head, sang a national anthem as if death was at home.
Luo Congcong's stomach hurts from laughing, Comrade Han Yan'an, who used to be all-powerful, is singing the national anthem outside the sports hall today!And it's a little out of tune!
However, Han Yan'an didn't finish singing. He opened his eyes and closed his mouth after singing only four lines. After quickly looking around to make sure no one heard him, he squinted his eyes and stared at Luo Congcong: "Continue?"
Very satisfied, Luo Congcong put away the phone that had recorded the sound, and stretched out his hand: "Of course! Whoever wins next time will do radio gymnastics completely! The times are calling!"
The Times Are Calling is my radio gymnastics when I was in school~ What are you guys?
(End of this chapter)
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