The first female physicist: Feng occupies the world

Chapter 234 Do you like chicken shit?

The officer and soldier guarding the gate pushed it away in disgust, and the handle of the knife in his hand directly lifted the veil of the old woman. As soon as he lifted it, a stench came first.

"Damn it, what does it smell like?" The officers and soldiers pinched their noses, took a candle and came over to check, the candle in their hand fell to the ground: "Oh my god, what the hell is your mother suffering from? "

Seeing the virtue of the inspector, the scattered officers and soldiers laughed and mocked, "Ma San'er, you frighten an old woman like this? Do you have any eggs?"

"You have eggs, come and see!" The officer and soldier named Ma San'er shouted angrily after the candle fell.

The officer and soldier who was talking over there picked up the candle on the ground with a smile, and moved it to the old woman. The sight made him gasp, his face was covered with blisters the size of a thumbnail, all over his face, and there were blisters. It was covered with yellow pus, one eye was already blind, the necrotic flesh was drooping, and there was a stench just approaching, which made people unable to breathe. How could this be a human being?It's like a corpse from a mass grave.

"Damn it, you're a fucking disease, and you pulled it out of the dead!" the soldier complained to his youngest son, clutching his nose in disgust.

Mu Li quickly ran up and said, "Master, I'm afraid my mother won't be able to hold on anymore, so I want to take her back to my hometown..."

"Ma San'er, tell them to go out, it's really fucking bad luck, don't call me for such things in the future!" The soldier after that, holding his nose, turned back the candle in his hand to the first one named Ma San'er. officers and soldiers.

"Bah, did I fucking call you?" Ma San'er was also very depressed. He encountered such a disgusting thing at night and changed his post later. He needs to take a good bath!

"You guys, hurry up!"

The soldiers guarding the city pushed the three people out of the city gate, for fear that they would continue to stand where they polluted their air.

Once out of the city, the old woman took off her veil, took out a water ladle from behind and said with a smile, "How is it, is it okay?"

Long Zhentian said displeased: "This is the first time I bowed my head to the gatekeeper!"

Amber looked at Long Zhentian's displeasure, and understood in her heart that for a general who was on the bloody battlefield, it would be useless to bow his head like this, "General Long, a man must be able to bend and stretch to achieve great things, this is nothing!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and took a picture of the city gate, Mu Li, who became silent and quiet again, praised: "Mu Li, I can't tell, you are very talented in acting!"

"Hehe... It's better for Miss Hu Po to change her face. If your face is not too scary and your smell is stinky, those officers and soldiers wouldn't tell us to leave the city so easily!"

Hearing this sentence, Long Zhentian also asked: "I said woman, why are you so disgusting, if I didn't know that you are disguised, I would not be able to bear it, and this smell, what did you do? "

Amber smiled and said, "Let's go to the river by the city first, I'll wash it, the smell is the chicken droppings from the yard I caught just now!" After speaking, Amber walked towards the river with a big grin.

Chicken shit?Mu Li and Long Zhentian were both stunned, and the next second they watched Hu Po wash her face by the river, wiped her hands, and waved to them, signaling them to set off quickly.

Girls from other families have made themselves delicious, but this woman... went out to catch chicken shit in order to go out of town! !

"Girl Huber... are you sure you're okay?" Mu Li couldn't help but asked while walking.

Amber was slightly taken aback, what's the matter?Seeing Mu Li pointing at her in the next second, he quickly smelled himself: "Are you talking about the smell? It doesn't stink now, does it? I just painted it on!" After speaking, he lowered his head and inhaled twice , It really doesn't stink anymore!
Seeing Hu Po's appearance, Long Zhentian was puzzled and said, "I've never seen a woman like you who drinks better than a man, and is more flexible than a man!"

Hu Po smiled, and was just about to ask if this was a compliment, when she heard Long Zhentian make her vomit blood: "However, I like you bitch!"

Amber wisely chooses to shut up, like it, go ahead if you like the smell of chicken shit!Amber rolled her eyes at the big Long Zhentian.

Mu Li quietly glanced at Hu Po beside him, he wanted to say that he admired her very much, and appreciated her even more, but...how could he be compared to a national teacher, a general?
In the darkness, Muli clenched his hands and chose to remain silent.

(End of this chapter)