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Chapter 292 Like killing a goose.

Han Fei didn't care about them, and continued: "Don't worry, just fold the letter, put it in the envelope, and go to sleep, and you'll be in Jinyang in a while. When you arrive in Jinyang, go to the crew to film. After the performance, turn around In the coming days, let’s go around the local area and buy some local products.”

"Boss, how much is your Yunyan? 100 yuan a piece? Is it too expensive? Cheaper, not cheap, buy it or not, just this price, well, it's not expensive, then buy one."

Seeing Han Fei switching roles from left to right, Tao Yuehua couldn't help nodding secretly. Although he hasn't played many roles in these years, his acting skills have not been left behind. Of course, what makes Tao Yuehua most happy is that Han Fei has not given up on art The pursuit of cross talk, this cross talk only had a beginning back then, and it is really rare for him to be able to perfect this work in his busy schedule.

On the stage, Han Fei tucked the cigarette under his arm, and suddenly slapped his forehead: "Oh, I was so busy playing, I forgot the business."

"What's the matter?" Zhang Yue asked curiously.

"Send a letter to my second brother." Han Fei said, and walked a few steps: "I found out very well, my second brother's house, knock on the door."

"An old man came out. He looked picky. As soon as he saw me, he asked who he was looking for. I told the story again. The old man was very happy. He invited me to the house to pour tea and greet lunch. I took it After the tea, quickly stop him, saying that he will leave after delivering the letter."

"Uncle, this is a letter from my second brother, and there are 400 yuan left"

Before Han Fei finished speaking, Zhang Yue stopped him: "Wait, how much is it?"

"Four, four hundred." Han Fei hesitated.

Zhang Yue stretched out a slap: "Five hundred, you remember wrong."

"No, I remember correctly, it's only four hundred." Han Fei shook off Zhang Yue's hand.

"Woo~~~" Everyone also knew what he was going to do, and booed everywhere.

Zhang Yue's face was full of surprise: You actually have this kind of person's expression, which made Han Fei almost laugh.

"Oh, four hundred? What about the letter? Let me take a look. The old man opened the letter while talking, looked at the letter and then looked at me. I was so scared by him." Han Fei looked guilty.

"Nonsense, why don't you panic when you take people's money." Zhang Yue made up for it.

"The old man asked: How much is it? I said: Four hundred."

"Look at your guilty look, what are you doing for 100 yuan?" Zhang Yue looked like he hated iron for being weak.

Tao Yuehua nodded secretly. Zhang Yue's acting skills have been tempered in the past few years, and she has no script at all, but she can keep up with Han Fei's rhythm. It's amazing.

Han Fei ignored her and continued to tell the story: "The old man shook his head: No, there is five hundred written in this letter. I was puzzled when I heard it. Where did it say five hundred?"

Yes, everyone was also confused. They knew from the perspective of God that the second brother gave 500 yuan, but how did the second brother know?That painting looks like a ghost drawing talisman, is there any mystery hidden?
"The old man asked again: What is your relationship with my son? I said: Nodding acquaintance." Han Fei said loudly.

Zhang Yue broke the stage: "Isn't it right? Aren't you Wangnian handing over to brothers?"

"Ah." Han Fei's face was a little unnatural: "Nonsense, can't you say brother at this time, brother, does brother take money to buy cigarettes?"

"Woo~~~" Immediately, there were boos in the venue, and laughter was unavoidable in the boos.

Zhang Yue shook her head and disgusted: "It's like I did it, you should show some face."

"Haha~~~" Everyone couldn't help it anymore, laughing so hard that they almost rolled on the ground.

"Don't worry about it, just refuse to admit it." Han Fei was cheeky.

"In the end, the old man shook his head again: No, this letter says that you and my son are brothers. I'm confused, where is it written on this letter?"

Everyone is also at a loss. This painting looks like it doesn't touch anywhere, so why did they call brothers?
"The old man took the letter: Look, we in Shanxi say that there are rules for camels, five for a row, six for a string, seven for a handful, and eight for a gang. There are seven camels painted on it, that is, a bunch of camels. Zi, so it means that you and my son are brothers."

Han Fei complained with a dazed expression: "We both are camels."

"Haha~~~"

Zhang Yue almost laughed: "You are not as good as a camel, at least they didn't take my brother's money to buy cigarettes."

Jia Yougan and the others laughed so hard that their stomachs ached: This big adventure is worth it.

"I asked again: I didn't write five hundred, just four hundred. The old man shook his head: You see, there are still two flies on a branch of a big tree. We don't call flies flies in Shanxi. Calling a fly is the same as silver, so my son told me that his brother brought me back silver."

"Wow~~~" No one laughed this time, but was amazed, and each of them asked each other: Is there any one in Shanxi?Is there such a thing?

"It didn't say five hundred either." Han Fei raised his voice timidly.

"The old man said again: Keep looking. Look under the tree, there are four kings lying on their stomachs, and there are two jugs standing, four eight 32, two nine eighteen, adding up to fifty."

Han Fei was a little hysterical: "That's fifty, not five hundred."

"Old man: there is an egg beside it."

"Haha~~~" Han Fei's expression of wanting to die made the venue burst into laughter again, and even the waiters laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Master, let me tell you the truth. I took 100 yuan to buy cigarettes and smoked. The old man said: It doesn't matter. Money is something outside of the body. If you come home tonight, I will prepare a reply letter for my son. You can bring it to me." go back."

Han Fei looked anxious: "I went to his house that night, and the old man took out two envelopes, one big and one small: don't open them, I said: no, don't worry, sir."

"I got on the train back to the capital, and I didn't bring a magazine with me."

Before Han Fei finished speaking, there was a commotion in the venue.

"Open the letter and have a look."

"You've learned badly." Han Fei scolded with a smile.

Zhang Yue said unhappily: "I learned that from you too."

"Haha~~~"

"I opened the big one first. What was the picture on it? It showed two buckets, the buckets were folded up, with the bottom facing upwards, and the folds were folded. There were two flies on top of the buckets. I didn't want to ask. The old man told me about the money here." Han Fei looked resentful.

"Haha~~~" There was a chuckle in the venue.

"Looking to the side, there is a big circle and a small circle. Inside the big circle is a firecracker. The firecracker that firecrackers are released during Chinese New Year. Inside the small circle is a silkworm cocoon, which can be used to make silk thread. The kind, what does that mean? I don’t understand, put it in the envelope first.”

"Open the little envelope, and look at it is still a painting, the painting is lively, two pigeons, one duck, two pigeons, one duck, a total of four pigeons, two ducks, on this side of the letter There is a knife wrapped around the trunk of an elephant, and the tip of the knife is pierced in the neck of a goose, killing the goose, the neck of the goose is bleeding, and there is a small person on the side of the painting, holding With two hands, I still hold something in my hand, I can’t understand it, so I’d better put it back first.”

Han Fei pretended to be panting after speaking like a tongue twister: "What's wrong with this family?"

But Zhang Yue scolded with a smile: "It can be said that people are guarding against gentlemen, not villains, and this kind is specially guarding against villains like you."

"Haha~~~" There was another laugh.

"When I arrived in the capital, I didn't even go home. I went straight to my second brother's house." Han Fei said.

Zhang Yue answered: "That is, who made you feel guilty."

"You can't be guilty of nonsense, the letter is about money."

Jia Youqian laughed so hard that he cramped: "Damn it, I didn't expect this kid to play such a villain so vividly."

"Second brother was very happy to see me. He took the letter and put it in the drawer without reading it: "Okay, the letter has also been delivered. You can go. I said: Don't mind, I haven't read the letter yet. Open it and have a look." Han Fei looked in a hurry.

"Second brother is in a bit of a dilemma: Don't read the letter from our father and daughter-in-law, right? I said: No, I have to read it. I am here."

"Haha~~~" Tao Yuehua couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Second brother couldn't bear it, so I finally opened the letter. He patted me on the shoulder and said: OK, brother, thank you. My father said that the money has been received."

"No, where did it say I received it? I have to ask. The second brother said: Look at this painting. There are two buckets on the bucket.
Two flies landed. We Shanxi people don’t call this fly a fly. Oh, you know that. We don’t call this bucket a bucket or a water tip. You see, this bucket is placed upside down and connected to silver. The silver and the silver have arrived. "

"High technology, this." Han Fei squeezed his chin.

"Haha~~~"

"I asked again, what do the big circles and small circles mean? The second brother replied: The big circles are rice bowls, and the small circles are tea bowls. My father thinks that I think about food and tea every day."

"." No one laughed at the scene anymore, and they all laughed out of strength.

"Then there is still a small envelope. I asked again. The second brother took out the small envelope and looked at the tears, and I said, "Second brother, why are you still crying?"

"Second brother took out the painting and explained to me: Look, there are two pigeons and one duck painted on it, two pigeons, and one duck. This is your sister-in-law calling me: Brother, brother, I said: I didn’t call you. I need to cry."

"The second brother said: Look down, there is an elephant drawn on the side of the letter, with a knife wrapped around the elephant's trunk, and the tip of the knife is stuck in the neck of a goose, killing the goose. , the neck of the goose is bleeding, this is the same sentence as before."

Zhang Yue asked curiously, "What are you talking about?"

"Brother, brother, I want to kill my forehead, like killing a goose." Han Fei squeezed his throat, and laughed all over the venue again.

"I asked again: What about that little man? Second brother: Hey, don't mention it, my son doesn't learn well, so take me 100 yuan to buy cigarettes."

"Me?" Han Fei pointed at his nose in amazement.

"Wow~~~ Wonderful." The entire venue was enveloped in applause and cheers, not because their boss was on the stage, but because the show itself was so wonderful.

"Hey, have you finished the recording? Send it to me, I want to send it to my parents, I laughed so hard."

"Yes, I want to too."

It has to be said that the technicians of Tiangong still have a sense of sharing.

(End of this chapter)