Evil Zun absolutely favors the evil wife
Chapter 39 Falling Down the Steps
Chapter 39 Falling Down the Steps
Being mixed up with Hu Xiaoman's matter, the competition couldn't help but be postponed a little bit.Liu Boyan, the organizer of this competition, stood up and announced the start of the competition with a majestic voice.
The rules of the competition, the competition adopts a ring system, and each sect can send countless disciples until the disciples of the other sect are defeated.So far as the pilot is concerned, so as not to hurt the peace.
At the beginning of the competition, a disciple of the Qusha sect jumped up and aggressively challenged: "Come on, who wants to be beaten by me first."
"She wants to." Hu Xiaoman felt himself being pulled away from his seat, and squinted his eyes: "Hu Xiaoman wants to experience the atmosphere of the competition for himself."
"It doesn't matter who you are, come up quickly." The people on the ring were already impatient.
Hu Xiaoman glanced at Liu Yanran who looked like he was succeeding in his tricks, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he walked slowly towards the stage, completely ignoring Lu Shulin's worried voice behind him and other people's gloating voices.
On the arena, Hu Xiaoman looked at her opponent motionless, and just when the opponent was about to make a move, the corner of her mouth curled slightly, and she exhaled like blue: "I admit defeat."
Amidst the uproar of the crowd, she calmly walked off the ring, so at ease.
"Fox Xiaoman, you..." Seeing that things didn't go as she imagined, Liu Yanran angrily stood up and pointed at Hu Xiaoman and said, "You will lose without fighting, you are too embarrassing for Xuanling Valley."
"My challenge just now was just to set off the majesty of Miss Liu's next challenge." Hu Xiaoman didn't feel the slightest bit of embarrassment because of Liu Yanran's words, but said kindly.
"When will I..." Liu Yanran looked at Hu Xiaoman with wide eyes. When did she say that she was going to challenge on stage?
But before he finished his words, Hu Xiaoman interrupted him.
"Everyone is looking forward to it." Hu Xiaoman looked at Liu Yanran with a smile on his face, raised his decibel and asked the audience, "Is it so?"
"Yes, yes, Liu Yanran, Liu Yanran!" The atmosphere of the audience was perfectly controlled by Hu Xiaoman, everyone booed, and Liu Yanran blushed, but it was hard to say anything at the moment, so she could only raise her head and look serious. Proudly stepped into the arena.
Hu Xiaoman sat back in his seat happily, touched his chin, looked at the two fighting figures on the ring, and thought in his heart: You were the one who struck first, and it is always my good character to fight a tooth for a tooth.Then don't blame me.
In the competition on the ring, I have to say that Liu Yanran is quite capable, and the disciple of the Qusha faction is obviously tending to be weak.
"Haha, senior brother of the Qusha sect, you better admit defeat, lest Yanran will not know the severity of his hand later, and it would be good to hurt you." Liu Yanran looked at the somewhat embarrassed opponent, covered her mouth lightly, and smiled very dissatisfied .
"Don't be complacent, I haven't used my real skills yet, don't be so scared that you wet your pants." Although he also knew that he had the upper hand, he still protested stubbornly.
Hu Xiaoman picked up the teacup on the table, while sipping the tea carefully, he looked in Liu Yanran's direction seemingly unintentionally, with the corners of his mouth raised. it's time.
Hu Xiaoman deliberately let the tea flow down from the corner of his mouth, reached out to wipe the water stains from the corner of his mouth, in fact, condensed those water stains into a small water drop.
The people around were all focused on the stage, and didn't notice Hu Xiaoman's side. Hu Xiaoman flicked this small drop of water towards Liu Yanran's lumbosacral nerve root below the conus medullaris.
The signs are right on target, right on the red heart, the shot is successful, and the enemy is 'killed'.
I saw Liu Yanran trembling all of a sudden, accompanied by a sound of 'crashing', Liu Yanran's dress slowly showed water stains, and there were also traces of water flowing from her feet.
"You were really scared enough to pee your pants?" Seeing Liu Yanran's current situation, the disciple of the Qusha sect laughed out of shame: "Haha, I was just trying to scare you, I didn't expect you to really ……Ha ha."
The competition venue was suddenly terribly quiet, but only for a moment, the venue immediately burst into laughter: "Haha, I was so scared that I peed my pants, haha, how stupid."
"Bang!" "Ahem!"
Sitting next to Hu Xiaoman, Chen Danyu slapped the table and stood up, with a cold expression that made people slightly afraid.
And the sudden sound of him slapping the table scared Hu Xiaoman, who was drinking tea, to choke without swallowing a sip of water: "Ahem."
"Xiaoman, are you okay!" Lu Shulin, who was beside Hu Xiaoman, stretched out his hand to pat Hu Xiaoman's back worriedly and said, "Are you choking? Are you okay?"
Hu Xiaoman slammed the teacup on the table, covered his mouth with his hand and coughed, his face flushed, it could be seen that he really choked hard this time.
"I didn't expect that Valley Master Liu would prepare such a wonderful program just after the start of the competition. This is an eye-opener for us." The beauty palace master of Qionghua Palace leaned on the chair with an enchanting appearance, with a twitch at the corner of her mouth. With a gloating smile, she said charmingly.
Liu Boyan's face was a little ugly, he didn't expect such an accident to happen, it was too embarrassing for Xuanlinggu, and he looked at Liu Yanran with anger.
Hu Xiaoman was still coughing, and Chen Danyu, who was already upset, gave her a hard look: "Get lost."
Hu Xiaoman's eyes turned red, and he ran away quickly while coughing.However, she didn't really leave, but hid in a blind spot around the corner, continuing to watch the situation on the ring.
Hu Xiaoman stopped coughing, and raised the corners of his mouth: The game has just begun, Liu Yanran, it won't end so easily, take it slowly!
"Ah, it's really pretending, I don't know if I really thought you were choking." The six-tailed Thunder Beast holding its face in both hands on Hu Xiaoman's waist rolled its eyes and complained.
"Thank you for the compliment." Hu Xiaoman narrowed his eyes with a smile and said, "If I really choked, it would be abnormal!"
"That's right." Six-tailed Thunder Beast nodded, agreed with Hu Xiaoman's statement, and suddenly asked curiously: "Liu Yanran peed in fright, what did you do?"
"I didn't do anything!" Hu Xiaoman spread his hands to express his innocence: "She was really scared to pee."
"Do you think I believe it?" Six-tailed Thunder Beast rolled its eyes, looked at Hu Xiaoman with disgust and said, "Say it or not."
"Okay! Let me tell you." Hu Xiaoman gestured to the Six-Tailed Ultralisk in the air: "The lumbosacral nerve root below the conus medullaris is called the cauda equina. Damage to the cauda equina can lead to absolute or relative narrowing of the lumbar spinal canal, compressing the cauda equina nerve And produce a series of neurological dysfunction. For example, it will cause incontinence. Get it?"
"..." Six-Tailed Thunder Beast tried very hard to show that it understood very well, but some proper nouns in Hu Xiaoman's words made Six-Tailed Thunder Beast roll its eyes around, and even whistled calmly.
(End of this chapter)
Being mixed up with Hu Xiaoman's matter, the competition couldn't help but be postponed a little bit.Liu Boyan, the organizer of this competition, stood up and announced the start of the competition with a majestic voice.
The rules of the competition, the competition adopts a ring system, and each sect can send countless disciples until the disciples of the other sect are defeated.So far as the pilot is concerned, so as not to hurt the peace.
At the beginning of the competition, a disciple of the Qusha sect jumped up and aggressively challenged: "Come on, who wants to be beaten by me first."
"She wants to." Hu Xiaoman felt himself being pulled away from his seat, and squinted his eyes: "Hu Xiaoman wants to experience the atmosphere of the competition for himself."
"It doesn't matter who you are, come up quickly." The people on the ring were already impatient.
Hu Xiaoman glanced at Liu Yanran who looked like he was succeeding in his tricks, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he walked slowly towards the stage, completely ignoring Lu Shulin's worried voice behind him and other people's gloating voices.
On the arena, Hu Xiaoman looked at her opponent motionless, and just when the opponent was about to make a move, the corner of her mouth curled slightly, and she exhaled like blue: "I admit defeat."
Amidst the uproar of the crowd, she calmly walked off the ring, so at ease.
"Fox Xiaoman, you..." Seeing that things didn't go as she imagined, Liu Yanran angrily stood up and pointed at Hu Xiaoman and said, "You will lose without fighting, you are too embarrassing for Xuanling Valley."
"My challenge just now was just to set off the majesty of Miss Liu's next challenge." Hu Xiaoman didn't feel the slightest bit of embarrassment because of Liu Yanran's words, but said kindly.
"When will I..." Liu Yanran looked at Hu Xiaoman with wide eyes. When did she say that she was going to challenge on stage?
But before he finished his words, Hu Xiaoman interrupted him.
"Everyone is looking forward to it." Hu Xiaoman looked at Liu Yanran with a smile on his face, raised his decibel and asked the audience, "Is it so?"
"Yes, yes, Liu Yanran, Liu Yanran!" The atmosphere of the audience was perfectly controlled by Hu Xiaoman, everyone booed, and Liu Yanran blushed, but it was hard to say anything at the moment, so she could only raise her head and look serious. Proudly stepped into the arena.
Hu Xiaoman sat back in his seat happily, touched his chin, looked at the two fighting figures on the ring, and thought in his heart: You were the one who struck first, and it is always my good character to fight a tooth for a tooth.Then don't blame me.
In the competition on the ring, I have to say that Liu Yanran is quite capable, and the disciple of the Qusha faction is obviously tending to be weak.
"Haha, senior brother of the Qusha sect, you better admit defeat, lest Yanran will not know the severity of his hand later, and it would be good to hurt you." Liu Yanran looked at the somewhat embarrassed opponent, covered her mouth lightly, and smiled very dissatisfied .
"Don't be complacent, I haven't used my real skills yet, don't be so scared that you wet your pants." Although he also knew that he had the upper hand, he still protested stubbornly.
Hu Xiaoman picked up the teacup on the table, while sipping the tea carefully, he looked in Liu Yanran's direction seemingly unintentionally, with the corners of his mouth raised. it's time.
Hu Xiaoman deliberately let the tea flow down from the corner of his mouth, reached out to wipe the water stains from the corner of his mouth, in fact, condensed those water stains into a small water drop.
The people around were all focused on the stage, and didn't notice Hu Xiaoman's side. Hu Xiaoman flicked this small drop of water towards Liu Yanran's lumbosacral nerve root below the conus medullaris.
The signs are right on target, right on the red heart, the shot is successful, and the enemy is 'killed'.
I saw Liu Yanran trembling all of a sudden, accompanied by a sound of 'crashing', Liu Yanran's dress slowly showed water stains, and there were also traces of water flowing from her feet.
"You were really scared enough to pee your pants?" Seeing Liu Yanran's current situation, the disciple of the Qusha sect laughed out of shame: "Haha, I was just trying to scare you, I didn't expect you to really ……Ha ha."
The competition venue was suddenly terribly quiet, but only for a moment, the venue immediately burst into laughter: "Haha, I was so scared that I peed my pants, haha, how stupid."
"Bang!" "Ahem!"
Sitting next to Hu Xiaoman, Chen Danyu slapped the table and stood up, with a cold expression that made people slightly afraid.
And the sudden sound of him slapping the table scared Hu Xiaoman, who was drinking tea, to choke without swallowing a sip of water: "Ahem."
"Xiaoman, are you okay!" Lu Shulin, who was beside Hu Xiaoman, stretched out his hand to pat Hu Xiaoman's back worriedly and said, "Are you choking? Are you okay?"
Hu Xiaoman slammed the teacup on the table, covered his mouth with his hand and coughed, his face flushed, it could be seen that he really choked hard this time.
"I didn't expect that Valley Master Liu would prepare such a wonderful program just after the start of the competition. This is an eye-opener for us." The beauty palace master of Qionghua Palace leaned on the chair with an enchanting appearance, with a twitch at the corner of her mouth. With a gloating smile, she said charmingly.
Liu Boyan's face was a little ugly, he didn't expect such an accident to happen, it was too embarrassing for Xuanlinggu, and he looked at Liu Yanran with anger.
Hu Xiaoman was still coughing, and Chen Danyu, who was already upset, gave her a hard look: "Get lost."
Hu Xiaoman's eyes turned red, and he ran away quickly while coughing.However, she didn't really leave, but hid in a blind spot around the corner, continuing to watch the situation on the ring.
Hu Xiaoman stopped coughing, and raised the corners of his mouth: The game has just begun, Liu Yanran, it won't end so easily, take it slowly!
"Ah, it's really pretending, I don't know if I really thought you were choking." The six-tailed Thunder Beast holding its face in both hands on Hu Xiaoman's waist rolled its eyes and complained.
"Thank you for the compliment." Hu Xiaoman narrowed his eyes with a smile and said, "If I really choked, it would be abnormal!"
"That's right." Six-tailed Thunder Beast nodded, agreed with Hu Xiaoman's statement, and suddenly asked curiously: "Liu Yanran peed in fright, what did you do?"
"I didn't do anything!" Hu Xiaoman spread his hands to express his innocence: "She was really scared to pee."
"Do you think I believe it?" Six-tailed Thunder Beast rolled its eyes, looked at Hu Xiaoman with disgust and said, "Say it or not."
"Okay! Let me tell you." Hu Xiaoman gestured to the Six-Tailed Ultralisk in the air: "The lumbosacral nerve root below the conus medullaris is called the cauda equina. Damage to the cauda equina can lead to absolute or relative narrowing of the lumbar spinal canal, compressing the cauda equina nerve And produce a series of neurological dysfunction. For example, it will cause incontinence. Get it?"
"..." Six-Tailed Thunder Beast tried very hard to show that it understood very well, but some proper nouns in Hu Xiaoman's words made Six-Tailed Thunder Beast roll its eyes around, and even whistled calmly.
(End of this chapter)
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