My husband is a traitor

Chapter 520

Molten couples hate each other sweet dog abuse daily——

Fragment one:

One day, Jiang Linlang sighed worriedly in the mirror.

"Sir, I find that I have become ugly."

"En." Rong Jue's answer was rather perfunctory.

"Your answer is so indifferent?" Jiang Linlang immediately threw the comb, and turned her head to stare at Rong Jue.

"It's okay." Rong Mou closed the letter in his hand, raised his eyes and made up the knife lightly, "It can't be more ugly."

"..."

I'm so angry, I want a divorce!
Fragment Two——

"Master, I went down the mountain the day before yesterday and met a young couple. I heard from the young lady that her husband dotes on her very much. He cooks for her, serves tea, and does laundry for her..."

"My lady." Rong Jue gently interrupted someone's free speech.

"Aha?" subconsciously answered the sentence with a certain Divine Comedy tune from Legend of Phoenix.

"Hey, it's still daytime."

"???"

"Save the dream for the night."

"..."

I'm so angry, she really should get a divorce!

Fragment Three——

"Lang Jun, the concubine never forgets her body, misses you like crazy..."

"Jiang Linlang, don't read the notebook."

"You don't love me anymore."

"Hey, I'll cook fish soup for you later."

Rong Jue looked at his wife's eyes with a bit of forbearance of contempt, but also a bit of pity, he reached out and stroked her temples, lo and behold, the book made people die, this head should be mended.

Jiang Linlang: "..." flipping the table angrily ==
The small theater is over, let's go Dangdang, we will invite our molten couple to be a guest in the live broadcast room, and enter the Q&A session (the author comes with a small bench and bgm)——

Q1: Ahem, the first question, is it love at first sight or love after a long time?
Jiang Linlang: (hesitating) The latter.

Rong Jue: Think about it carefully - I am the latter.

Me: For God's sake!Isn't our little Lang'er your life-saving benefactor? How could you not fall in love at first sight! (Hey, it’s suddenly so cold, how can I get fat ==)

Rong Jue: (with a cold smile) I advise the upstairs to go back and think about it carefully, did they remember the plot wrong, huh? (Smile)

Me: ... Cough, I'm getting old, I may have misremembered it, okay, next question.

Q2: I heard that Xiao Lang'er wants to have three children?
Jiang Linlang: (a sip of water is caught off guard) Who said that!I have nothing to do to be a sow!
Rong Jue: (wiping off the splashed water) Two are enough to be an eyesore.

Jiang Linlang: Who do you say is an eyesore!
Rong Jue: Besides you, don't other people be an eyesore?
Jiang Linlang: (Suddenly shy) Ouch, don't you suddenly feel numb in front of so many people, I hate it~
Me: Oh hehehe, suddenly want to hit someone, how can I break it ==
(Rong Jiang & Rong An who broke in: Father doesn't love mother or mother, I'm really pitiful:). )
Q3: A question that readers are very concerned about, heck, highlight what readers are concerned about, how many times a week do you do it?
Jiang Linlang: ... (covers face)

Rong Jue: ...

Me: Ahem, ahem, this question is really forced by readers!

Rong Jue: (sneering) Oh, really?
Me: Four four four!So how many times!

Jiang Linlang: How many times have you really lost your mind? Stepmother?

Me: == You don’t understand the suffering of author Shimizu~
Rong Jue: A lot, I haven't counted them.

Jiang Linlang: ...change the question to another one, please!

Me: (Holding a small card in hand, smiling with eyes shining) Okay, let’s go to the next question immediately——

Q4: It’s still a gossip question from readers—what kind of body and position do you like?

Jiang Linlang: ...May I go back to the previous question==
Me: (smiling negatively) No, dear!Since Xiao Lang'er is shy, I'll leave this question to the Demon King Rongda!
Rong Jue: (Bright breeze, bright moon and high clean face) Favorite?

Me: (chicken pecking at rice and nodding) Yes, yes, yes!

Rong Jue: (curved lips) Next.

Me & Jiang Linlang & Audience:? ? ? ?Meow meow meow?

Rong Jue: There are too many poses, but the one I like the most is the one that has yet to be unlocked.

Everyone:! ! ! ! ! !

Jiang Linlang: ...

Me: I am so awesome, the king of dirty demons is so awesome!
Q5: This question is for our little Lang'er - you have so many peach blossoms, if you don't have Rong Da, who would you choose?Alternatives: A Qi Rui B Mu Ting C Hei Yao D Shameless

Jiang Linlang: ...I almost don't remember C, but what the hell is the last option!

Me: Oh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Rong Jue: Hehe.ugly refusal.

Me: (Whoosh, shot in the knee by an arrow) Pricked my heart.

Rong Jue: I am also curious about your answer, lady (smile)

Jiang Linlang: ... Hehehe, is it a proposition? I'll choose D (sweet smile)
Rong Jue: Okay.Dark One, kill someone.

Me: ...Girl, your trick is too dark!
Q6: Give up the position of prime minister, give up the world and change to Linlang, have you ever regretted it?
Jiang Linlang: (Hold your breath and tense)

Rong Jue: Regret

Jiang Linlang & I: Hey—what the hell!
Scumbag!

Rong Jue: == No wonder

Jiang Linlang: (silently put away her paws) Don't pant so much when you speak!
Me: Damn it, you will lose your wife like this!
Rong Jue: Well, is that right? (Looks at Jiang Linlang)
Jiang Linlang: No! (straighten back, sweat drips from forehead)
Me: ... my daughter is too worthless ==
Q7: I heard that some people in the Rong Jiang chapter are worried that your baby Jiang will marry into the palace. Are you not worried that her appearance and identity will be suspected and then %￥#@?

Rong Jue: Hehe, who wants to marry Rong Jiang?
Jiang Linlang: Angry!Who dares to bully my Jiang'er!

Me: (showing a troublesome smile) This person is the son of our little Lang'er's best friend!

Rong Jue: Qi Yuan? (frowns disdainfully)
Jiang Linlang: (immediately smiles) It's Yuan'er, I remember he looks so sweet - he's my ideal type!

The live broadcast room fell apart in an instant, and someone's lethality was astonishing!

Me: (Hiding outside the shattered table) Don’t talk about my daughter, someone is going to die!

Rong Jue: (Grinning) Ideal type?
Jiang Linlang: (Being cornered by the wall, shivering) No, no, since I met you, my husband, all my ideal types have become you!

Me: ... promising!
Rong Jue: (satisfied) Well, let Rong Jiang marry.

I:? ? ?

Jiang Linlang:? ? ?

Rong Jue: (smiling) That's it.

Me: I suddenly understood the intention of a certain possessive jealous king == solved the two rivals in one fell swoop?
The messy Rong Jiang: ...I don't agree, I don't want to leave my mother==
Qi Yuan who entered in disorder: (with a warm smile) It is said that we are the hero and heroine in the lower part, sister Jiang Er, it is better not to refuse.

Others: ...So the next part is a couple with sibling love + good looks and IQ?

Me: (Crawled out from the corner) Who shrank!Rumor, rumor, rumor!

Rong Jiang & Qi Yuan: Oh.

Q8: The conversation is coming to an end, do you want to confess your love to each other?
Jiang Linlang: Good!

Rong Jue: No.

Jiang Linlang: ...mmp is so angry==
Me: ...Okay, cool.

Q9: Do you have any regrets in this life?

Jiang Linlang: I haven't turned over yet.

Rong Jue: (laughs) Read it for you tonight?
Jiang Linlang: ...No, I refuse Sanlian.

Q10: The last question, praise the author!

Me: (waiting for the special face for praise) Hee hee hee.

Jiang Linlang: Although she is shameless, procrastinating, careless, and chattering...well, suddenly I ran out of words.

Me: I'm angry == well, I don't want to listen to my son anymore.

Rong Jue: (silently closing the live broadcast room) Thank you.

I:! ! ! !God, confession? This is what I want!
Jiang Linlang: ...Don't even think about it, this is my husband!

Rong Jue: (Embracing Jiang Linlang, looking at me) To express my gratitude, I have a suggestion for you.

Me: (Holding my face and laughing shyly) Tell me!
Rong Jue: If I write a sequel, I will have more roles.

Jiang Linlang: ==
Me: == Why are you trying to steal the limelight from your son-in-law?
Rong Jue: Otherwise, why do you think you rushed to the street—the readers complained about my role.

Me: I'm so heartbroken!
Jiang Linlang: (Get up) Alright, I'm very happy to be skinned, and I hope to see you again. (For readers) Thank you for your support, we will always be happy.

Me: (wipes away tears) I suddenly become sensational, I really want to cry and I don’t want to give up.

Rong Jue: You are really ugly.

I:……

Well, sure enough, it's better to meet again in a hurry, never see you again!
Watching the molten couple leave, the author closed the interview script and sprinkled flowers.

The above is the conclusion of the interview with the molten couple. It is purely spoof and boring.

The story ends and life moves on.On the other side of the parallel time and space, Rong Jue and Jiang Linlang will love each other forever until immortality.

And I will reset to zero and start a new story.

To be continued, thank you for meeting.

——The palace is shameless

Nov. 2018, 6

(End of this chapter)