The President's Lazy Wife

Chapter 62

When Yi Shangjing woke up, it was already 08:30 on Saturday morning, and he didn't wake up naturally, but was awakened by the ringing phone.

Following the ringtone of the phone, Yi Shangjing, who was half-closed, was touching the phone on the bedside table. He didn't see the call, and picked it up: "Hello, who is it?"

"Oh! Haven't woken up yet?" The other end of the phone didn't answer 'I'm XX', but asked softly with a smile.

"Well, yes! Who are you?" Yi Shangjing asked while yawning before she could react. The consequence of being drunk is headache, the reaction of the head slows down, and many things are blurred.

"Who do you think I am?" The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly turned cold, and Yi Shangjing's head cleared up a lot, "Hehe, Erfan, you woke up so early..." Listening to the phone while running The sound of birds and birds chirping, "I'm running in the morning this early in the morning!" Alas, it seems that the brain is still not clear enough. Morning running is not running in the morning, is it still running at night?
"Hehe! Are you still drunk?" Perfan didn't correct Yi Shangjing's speech, and asked instead, "Do you want me to ask someone to bring you something to relieve the hangover?"

"No need! You really have too much money and no place to spend it! Do you want me to find some land for you?" Yi Shangjing rolled her eyes here, "My mother will make me hangover soup later."

"It's not about how much money you have, I'm just concerned about you!" Some of the words were earnest.

"I know! I can't play a little joke with you!" Although Yi Shangjing said so, the colorful bubbles in her heart burst out one after another, "By the way, when you sent me home last night, Did my mom and dad say anything?" Needless to say, Yi Shangjing, who didn't hold much alcohol, fell down on the sofa directly after three glasses of beer and two glasses of whiskey.Naturally, it was Pei Erfan who sent the drunk Yi Shangjing home in the end.However, this is not what Yi Shangjing is most concerned about right now, the reaction of Yi's father and Yi's mother last night is the most important.Last time, I made an oath in front of my mother that I would never go home drunk again, but last night... and the last time my father saw Perfan, he made a face for him and added a photo, I don't know what kind of reaction my father will have when he sees Pei Erfan!
"No, they didn't say anything!" Perfan said plainly, "However, I told the two of them about our relationship!"

what!Yi Shangjing couldn't get used to it, because she didn't mention her boyfriend to her parents—the main reason was that she was afraid that her mother would ask "When will you marry me?" Questions like that tender grass swallowed into my stomach", there is no way, my mother is a loyal supporter and practitioner of sibling love! "Did my mother have any violent reaction?" Dad, there should be no big reaction!
"Well...well..." Perfan laughed mysteriously, and then said cheerfully, "You should know when you wake up and see your mother! Well, I'm going to take a bath, do you want to take a shower?" Continue to talk to me on the phone, or talk to me later?"

At this moment, Yi Shangjing blushed first, then turned black: "What do you think? If your phone is not afraid of water, I don't mind continuing to chat with you!" Hmph, it depends on you!Even a KT cat has sharp claws, let alone I am not a KT cat!

"My mobile phone is a new Nokia phone. It is said that the waterproof function is quite good, but I haven't tried it yet! How about we try it?" The other end of the phone said unhurriedly, accompanied by a little light laugh.

Just show off!The depressed Yi Shangjing said angrily: "My mother told me to drink hangover soup, I'll hang up first! You can try it yourself slowly!" Then he put away the line, and wanted to fall back and continue to sleep for a while, but At this moment, I don’t feel sleepy at all, my head still hurts a little, forget it, let’s get up, and face the bleak situation for a while, who calls myself a real warrior? !

Cautiously walked out of the room, tiptoed towards the bathroom, not forgetting to look around for my mother.

"Ouch!" I bumped into someone and was bounced away, rubbing my painful head, half-staring, and said angrily, "Mom, what are you doing? Are you standing here?"

"I was standing here!" Yi Mu stared at her daughter without changing her face, "I am sneaking around without looking ahead, did I do something wrong?"

"Hey! When I walk, I never look behind!" Yi Shangjing smiled happily, "I'll brush my teeth first!" After speaking, he ran into the bathroom.so close!Yi Shan let out a breath.

"Give this to me after washing up!" Yimu pointed to a small bowl of soup on the dining table, and then said while watching her own TV, "Who said last time that you won't drink anymore? If you don't have a capacity for alcohol, just drink it." Don't drink indiscriminately, if you get drunk, you will drive me crazy, you don't think it is embarrassing, I do too!"

Drunken? !Yi Shangjing stopped all her movements immediately, no way, didn't she fall asleep when she was drunk before?Did you get drunk last night?Impossible, why don't you have any impression?Although I was puzzled in my heart, I continued to wash, patted my face with water, and then applied some moisturizing lotion, then went to drink soup, and then continued to eat breakfast.

"Mom, did I say something over drinks last night?" After breakfast, Yi Shangjing leaned next to Yimu with a smile and asked, holding Yimu's hand.During breakfast, Yi Shangjing analyzed her abnormal drunken behavior, and attributed the reason to the fact that she was in a good mood last night, so she lost control.

"I didn't talk much about the wine, but..." Yimu smiled, remembering the scene last night:
At ten o'clock last night, Yi's father and Yi's mother saw that Yi Shangjing hadn't come home yet, and they were about to call to ask her if she had a good time with some friends, so they didn't want to go home.No, the doorbell rang before the call was made.The two elders looked at each other. It was so late. Under normal circumstances, no one would come to Yi's house to rush through the door, and Yi Shangjing always opened the door when he came home. Therefore, there is only one possibility now: Yishan Jing couldn't open the door by herself, not because the key was lost, but because she was drunk!
Yi Mu opened the door, and as expected, Yi Shangjing was drunk again, but this time, she didn't fall asleep, but sang all the way.

"Come on in, don't disturb the neighbors!" Yimu's face turned black at the time, not because her daughter was drunk and sent back by that classmate Pei, but because her daughter's singing was really louder than that. Not much better.

As soon as he entered the door, Yi Shangjing struggled from Pei Erfan's arms, jumped off, hugged Yifu, and shouted: "Mom! Mom, when did you get a new haircut? It's still very trendy." People's cool short hair!" While talking, he rubbed Yifu's hair with his hands, "However, I still think my mother looks better with long hair, and the way she looks now is really...so individual!"

Letting go of the dark-faced Yi father, Yi Shangjing hugged Yi mother again: "Dad, hey! Why have you become shorter? You have gained a lot of weight. You have to lose weight someday. If you get fatter, mom will buy you I can’t wear my clothes anymore, those clothes are still new, it’s too wasteful not to wear them!”

"Damn girl, look clearly, I'm your mother!" Yi Mu was depressed. Although Yi Shangjing had identified the wrong person, she was right. When she went to weigh herself today, she gained another four catties. The health status has to turn on the red light.

Yi Shangjing ignored what Yimu was saying, just smirked, turned around and saw Pei Erfan who was greeted by Yi's father and sat on the sofa, then fell over and walked over, and then unexpectedly, directly took Pei Erfan He fell down on the sofa: "Hey, I recognize you! Perfan! Hey! Let me tell you, I really really like you. After living for 25 years, this is the first time I like someone so much. Listen!" Then he stopped again, looked at Pei Erfan condescendingly, and stroked his eyebrows, his eyes, his nose, and his lips.

Perfan also let Yi Shangjing hold her down, smiled lightly, just supported her body with his hands, and let her go.Yi's father and Yi's mother at the side were all dumbfounded. They never expected that Yi Shangjing, who is shy and reserved outside, has such a bold side!However, seeing that Pei Erfan didn't say anything, but just looked at Yi Shangjing affectionately, the two elders wondered if the relationship between the two was different from before?

"I want to eat tender grass!" Yi Shangjing suddenly roared loudly, and the frightened Yi Shi and his wife were shocked again by the next behavior: Yi Shangjing kissed Pei Erfan involuntarily, but it was a pity that he hadn't kissed yet. When I arrived, I vomited with a 'wow'!

At this moment, the Yi couple finally took action. Father Yi helped Yi Shangjing up. Seeing that the dirt hadn't spit on Pei Erfan's face, it might be that Yi Shangjing turned his head temporarily, and the dirt All vomited on Pei Erfan; Yimu went to the bathroom, brought a handkerchief, wiped Yi Shangjing who was about to fall asleep, and said, "Student Pei, hehe, I'm sorry, go wash it Take a bath, after a while, I'll bring you a set of the old man's clothes!"

Pei Erfan was not angry, just nodded, then got up, went into the bathroom, and heard Yimu shouting outside: "Student Pei, the red handkerchief on the wall is mine, the black one is the old man's, and the yellow one is the old man's." The ones from Shang Jing are all new ones, so you can use those new ones!"

By the time Pei Erfan came out wearing Yifu's clothes that were one size shorter after taking a shower, Yi Shangjing had already been put on the bed by the Yishi couple.

After listening to Yi Mu's story, Yi Shangjing's 25-year old face really wanted to tear it up: "Mom, you lied to me, right? I...I..." Yi Shangjing thought Say something for myself, but I can't find the words, because I really don't know what I will do when I am drunk!In addition, Yi Mu spoke vividly, and it was hard not to believe it!

"Why lie to you if you have nothing to do?" Yi Mu was serious, "I'm not full!"

"En." Yi Shangjing responded, "By the way, where's Dad?"

"I asked your dad to go shopping for vegetables." Yimu said briefly, and then looked at Yi Shangjing with a gossip, "By the way, when did you fall in love with that Pei Nen grass? It's a pity last night You didn’t eat him, my daughter, you have to work hard. Although you got the grass, it’s not yours if you haven’t swallowed it, you know? I think that grass is pretty good, yesterday you vomited someone else’s All in one, he didn't even frown."

Uh... I finally know why my mother asked my father to go grocery shopping. It turned out that I was waiting for such a moment! "Mom! Do you really want your daughter to do this?" Yi Shangjing asked with a grumpy smile, "You mean, even if I live with him or something, you still have no objection?"

"If you dare to go, see if I don't break your legs!" Father Yi came back with a load of green vegetables and cabbages. Hearing Yi Shangjing's words as soon as he entered the door, half of his face turned dark immediately, and he didn't know what to do. Such a sentence came angrily.

"Hehe! I was just joking! Dad, you're back!" Yi Shangjing quickly got up, went to take the cabbage from Yi's father's hand, and obediently brought it to the kitchen to put it away.Yi Shangjing has never been beaten by Yi since she was a child, but she still remembers her father's rules very clearly. What should be done and what will violate Yi's father's taboos, Yi Shangjing is still very worried. clearly.

"What are you talking about! Do you want your daughter to stay with you forever? You can take care of her for a while, but you can't take care of her forever!" Yimu curled her lips in dissatisfaction, "I see that kid surnamed Pei is not bad, if If my daughter follows her, even if I go to see your mother tomorrow, I will feel at ease!"

"Look at what you said!" Father Yi smiled lightly, sighed and said, "I'm also doing it for my daughter's sake. Although she is very smart, she always finds herself in corners in some things. Last time, it was just for a It took ten years to get out of the dead corner of a young friendship; if you get hurt again because of falling in love this time, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of it for the rest of your life!"

"Bah, bah, bah!" Yi Mu vomited a few times when she heard this, "My daughter is going well in both love and career! She is full of happiness!"

When Yi Shangjing came out of the kitchen, she heard the conversation between Yi's father and Yi's mother without revealing a word, and stood there blankly.At this time, a mobile phone rang.

"Shang Jing, come out and answer the phone, your phone is ringing!" Yimu said loudly to the kitchen, only then did she find Yi Shangjing standing behind her with red eyes.

"Oh! Good!" Yi Shangjing laughed, then ran to his room to answer the phone.

Looking at the caller ID, it's from Perfan. "Hey, what's the matter?"

"Can I call you if I have nothing to do?" The other end of the phone chuckled, "Should I finish grooming now?"

"Ok!"

"How about we go out on a date today?"

"Okay!" Yi Shangjing couldn't stop laughing, "Where are you going?"

"Well, a date is nothing more than having a meal, watching a movie or something, what do you want to do first?"

"No! What's the point of this?" Letting Yi Shangjing go to the movie theater to watch those boring literary films for two hours, I don't know how refreshing it is to let her sleep at home for two hours!However, if you are watching horror movies or martial arts movies or science fiction movies, it is worth considering!However, which couple goes on a date to watch this kind of film?

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Uh... By the way, Qian Weiya said that they moved to a new house two days ago, how about we go to see them together? By the way, I will also send some gifts for the new move - I haven't been to her house for a long time!" Yi Shan static proposal.

"Okay!" When a woman takes the initiative to take you to meet her best friend, it shows that she really accepts you in her heart, and she takes you to see her best friend just to make her best friend agree with you.

"That's it!" Yi Shangjing thought for a while, this is the first date, could it be that this day was spent at Qian Weiya's house? "How about, let's drink some morning tea or buy a lot of snacks first, go to the park with them, have lunch, and then go to Qian Weiya's house in the afternoon, okay?"

"It doesn't matter what you want! As long as you are happy!" It is the unwritten family rule of the Pei family to absolutely respect women's opinions, "I will drive to your house to pick you up in 10 minutes!"

"Well, good! I'll see you in 10 minutes, bye!" Yi Shangjing, who answered the phone, sat on the bed and smirked for a while, then got up, opened the closet, and looked at the closet full of clothes that her mother bought for herself , Shouting loudly: "Mom! Come in, I have something to discuss with you!"

(End of this chapter)