President, don't tease me

Chapter 105
"..." Countless crows flew over Xia Nan's head.

Xia Nan embarrassingly wanted to fill the big hole with soil and bury herself in it. She never wanted to come out to meet people again...

But Xiang Tianqi felt that this sentence was not a joke, so he thought about it for half a second with a very rigorous attitude, and finally said reluctantly, "Well, it seems that you only have this use."

"Ah... what!" Xia Nan was stunned.

Xiang Tianqi continued to talk to himself, "Since we can't make a breakthrough in quality, let's make a breakthrough in quantity. Listen carefully, at least two, regardless of gender."

"Ah..." Xia Nan, who has a double-digit IQ and a single-digit EQ, naturally cannot keep up with the thinking of Xiang Tianqi, who has a super high IQ and EQ.

"Why, don't you agree?" The long and narrow eyes narrowed dangerously, Xiang Tianqi squatted down and looked at this woman who was about to cry without tears, with a cold face on the outside, but a maniacal laugh inside.

disagree?Does she dare now?Letting her stay in this gloomy place for one night is really a kind of mental torture that no human being can bear. In order not to let herself enter the mental hospital, Xia Nan nodded tearfully.

"But I see you look very unhappy!" Xiang Tianqi insisted.

Xia Nan gritted her teeth, stared at that handsome face that wanted to peel off the skin very much at the moment, suddenly grinned and said, "Who, say, I, no, happy!" It was shocking to hear.

Xiang Tianqi doesn't force her anymore, she has to be moderate in everything she does, and if she touches her bottom line too much, Xia Nan will definitely turn against him completely. Tian Qi is still very clear.

Xiang Tianqi searched on the ground, but couldn't find a rope, so he picked up a lot of thick and long branches, took off his clothes, tore them into cloth strips, and tied them to the junction of the two branches. , and tried again and again under its firmness.

The white shirt was tightly attached to the muscular muscles, and the tight lines were fully exposed in front of Xia Nan. Because of his movements, the muscles were also so relaxed, as if he was giving Xia Nan a fatal temptation.

Xia Nan swallowed, and couldn't help despising herself from the bottom of her heart. She wasn't so hungry and thirsty when she was on the bed or with him, why did she feel a little thirsty just looking at it?

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Xia Nan slowly climbed up the branch. In order to reduce the rough area of ​​the branch, Xiang Tianqi rolled up the clothes that had become strips like fried dough sticks. However, Xia Nan was still a little scared, and the soil was a little loose. It fell off as soon as it was stepped on, and Xia Nan couldn't help but feel a little scared because of the empty space under her feet, and the most important point was that Xia Nan was still holding the big hen in her left hand! ! !
An hour later, looking at someone who had only climbed half a meter, Xiang Tianqi finally couldn't help it, and asked with a dark face, "Xia Nan, are you a tortoise?"

"If there is this in the Chinese zodiac, I am willing." Xia Nan said with a poisonous tongue, now that she has figured it out, being polite to this man will be regarded as a blessing!

Xiang Tianqi said quietly, "If you don't hurry up, I'm afraid we will have to stay here tonight."

Hearing this, a certain person climbed up slowly like stepping on a hot wheel, even the old hen clucked and looked at Xia Nan with admiration.

"Come on, grab me." At a height of more than half a meter, Xiang Tianqi stretched out his hand to Xia Nan.

Xia Nan didn't hesitate, it was too tiring to climb like this, since there are benefits, why not use them?
However, at this moment, an accident happened.

As soon as Xia Nan let go, she found that she was holding the chicken in the air with her left hand. She screamed and fell back. Xiang Tianqi immediately bent over to try to catch him, but Xia Nan grabbed Xiang Tianqi's sleeve, but still Before the two of them could breathe a sigh of relief, the sad Xiang Tianqi found himself being led down by Xia Nan.

"Bang!" The loud noise seemed particularly strange in the silent forest. Xia Nan didn't have such a good life lying on the ground this time, but this person fell into the mud, and Xiang Tianqi lay on her bed so as not to die. On his body, there was also the old hen flapping its wings, darting back and forth on Xia Nan's hair.

Grandma, not only was she bullied this time, but even a chicken bullied her? !
"Go... go!" Xia Nan said with difficulty, she tried to be concise and concise now, after all, every time she said a word, mud got into her teeth, but if she didn't speak, I'm afraid she would be caught by the good texture and water resistance. The strong soil texture is suffocating to death!

"What are you talking about, I can't hear you!" Xiang Tianqi said eccentrically while lying on her back, lying on this guy's back was really comfortable.

Xia Nan was so angry that she didn't speak, the smell of the soil was really unpleasant and unpalatable, and she assured that that guy Xiang Tianqi definitely did it on purpose!

Xiang Tianqi reluctantly got off Xia Nan's back, after all, Xiang Tianqi would never want to suffocate her to death.

"Bah bah!" Xia Nan kept spitting out the loess in her mouth and patting it, but her face and hair were still covered with yellow mud.

"What should we do now?" Xia Nan said inarticulately, now that both of them have fallen down, and the others don't know that they are trapped in this wretched place, so who will save them?
"Now..." Xiang Tianqi looked at Xia Nan meaningfully, "Why don't we do something serious."

He approached Xia Nan slowly and step by step. Xia Nan was not a fool, and kept backing away with his arms around his chest. Finally, he was forced to the corner, so he had no choice but to say nonchalantly, "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you asking knowingly?" The tall body slightly bent down, and the warm breath sprinkled on Xia Nan's face, causing the strange feelings in Xia Nan's heart to rise faster and faster.

Xia Nan's eyes flickered, looking around, but Xiang Tianqi slowly unbuttoned his belt, Xia Nan's face turned red without warning.

"Cluck, cluck!" The old hen also yelled at the right time.

"Don't take it off!" Xia Nan resolutely stopped, saying that I was doing it for your own good, "It would be bad if it bit me off."

"Cluck cluck!" The old hen cried even more happily.

Xiang Tianqi's face was completely black, and he looked down at the innocent "clucking" hen with extremely hostile eyes, thinking that after going out this time, he must chop her up, stew, fry, and roast her. up...

After being teased like this, Xiang Tianqi lost that interest, stepped aside with a straight face, and squatted down.

"Come up!" Xiang Tianqi said coldly.

"Why?" Xia Nan asked warily.

Xiang Tianqi glanced at Xia Nan contemptuously, "Climb up."

"Then what do you do?" Xia Nan continued to ask persistently.

"I'll go up with you." Xiang Tianqi said impatiently, "Can you come up?"

Xia Nan walked slowly to Xiang Tianqi's side. She really didn't believe in Xiang Tianqi's ability to bear it, but it was really impossible to wait for Mo Qingchen and the others to save her now, so she could only trust him for the time being.

Xia Nan slowly stood on Xiang Tianqi's shoulders with both feet. Xiang Tianqi stood up first and asked Xia Nan to climb to a higher position, and then followed closely.

"Don't move!" Xiang Tianqi said angrily.

Xia Nan's body was shaking, she asked anxiously, "Why are your shoulders so narrow?"

"Your feet are too big."

Xia Nan was out of breath, "You, you... Xiang Tianqi, don't force me to slap your size 36 face with a size 42 shoe!"

Xiang Tianqi jokingly said, "How do you know my face size is 42? Did you touch my face at night?"

"..." Xia Nan was completely speechless, this man's face was too thick, no matter how hard he pinched him, he couldn't pinch him.

Xia Nan rolled his eyes, and his feet were dangling desperately. Xiang Tianqi grabbed Xia Nan's ankle and said coldly, "If you move again, I will throw you out!"

...someone is once again under control.

When the two returned to the camp in a disheveled state, Sun Miran gave them a strange look, and went back to his tent silently.

(End of this chapter)