Tofu Xishi: General Mo ran

Chapter 2 Deceitful Corpse! (two)

When the two coffins passed by, the old man carrying Miao Douer's coffin suddenly passed out and coughed violently!
"Ah! Grandpa!" The young man in front felt the coffin shaking and shouted quickly.Unexpectedly, the old man still couldn't stabilize for a while, and watched the coffin fall towards the other coffin!

In addition, the three people carrying the coffin were startled, and the three people who had already felt guilty were even more shocked at this time.In this fright, the three of them couldn't lift themselves very stably, and when they were hit by another coffin, they were so frightened that they dropped the coffin and ran away.

Thus, in this bustling street, these two thin coffins, both of which were "fake and shoddy" products, were bought cheaply by both parties, collided immediately, and the two were smashed to pieces!
"Ahhh!" The women and children on the street who saw this scene suddenly screamed.

So, in just a moment, the townspeople were in a mess on this street.

Seeing two corpses exposed on the street at noon, who doesn't feel unlucky!
Miao Dou was sleeping soundly at first. She lay down in front of the computer the night before and finished the new episode. She didn't go to sleep until after three o'clock in the morning. However, the next day should be Sunday, so she just slept in!
Who knows, or who suddenly opened the curtains, the dazzling sunlight instantly shone on her face, and there were bursts of screams in her ears?
Do you have a sense of public morality?
Miao Dou frowned, opened his mouth and shouted: "Who has a son without an asshole to disturb your aunt and grandma who sleep late and live impatiently! Shut up, old lady!"

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Immediately, the entire street was silent for five seconds, and then, even more noisy voices began to rise and fall and scream.

"Cheat! Corpse! Lah!!!!!!"

People on the whole street fled in all directions, as if they had encountered some kind of fire danger.Within a moment, not only were there no two people left on the bustling street, but even the small shops on the street had quickly closed their doors.

At this time, Miao Dou was angry from his heart, hey, I have a bad temper!How do you say that you are not allowed to shout and there are still people making noise like this?

Miao Dou opened his eyes, and was immediately dazzled by the hot sun.After she got used to the daylight, she stood up unsteadily, but was thrown into her arms by a person.

"Miss! You're alive! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Miao Dou took a closer look, and it turned out that a white-haired old man was rushing over at this moment, holding Miao Dou and crying loudly.

"Bah, bah, my aunt is alive and well, who is dead!" Miao Dou opened her mouth to retort, but gradually many questions filled her mind.

Strange, could it be that he sleepwalks?

Why did she sleep peacefully in her own bed last night, but now she wakes up and is standing on the street?
And... still antique, where is this film and television base?

Miao Dou looked at herself, and couldn't help being surprised again.He was obviously wearing her little bear pajamas, why did he change into white clothes at this time?

"Miss Xiaoxiao... You, you, you, are you really not dead?" Not far away, the young man who was already fighting with two arms and was about to run away, finally said these words tremblingly.

Miao Dou frowned and looked at him: "Who is your miss? Do you think I am a dead person?"

As soon as Miao Dou finished speaking, the old man who was still snotting and crying on her body burst into tears again: "Master... Master, look, not only is Miss not dead, but she can even speak quickly!"

(End of this chapter)