Shushan swordsman in another world

Chapter 245 The Scariest Dinner Party
"Hello, Elder Yang."

Seeing the sheep-headed monster in the lead, all the monsters showed respectful expressions on their faces and greeted the former one after another.

"Elder Yang, they are the human beings who broke into our village."

A young sheep-headed monster next to the old sheep-headed monster pointed at Lin Li and Xiao Budian, and said to the former.

"Ahem, how can you be rude to Master Phantom."

When the old sheep-headed monster saw the little boy, his pupils suddenly dilated, and the sheep's nostrils sniffed. When he smelled the unique breath of the phantom clan on the little boy, his whole body trembled involuntarily.Then he bent his knees and couldn't help but knelt down.

Seeing Elder Yang taking the lead and kneeling down, all the monsters knelt down together with a "shua".

"No courtesy, get up. Although you were rude to me at the beginning, but my lord has a lot, how can I care about these things with you."

Xiao BuDian waved his small hands to signal them to get up, with an air of arrogance.

Even Lin Li didn't expect that in this uncivilized World of Warcraft, the hierarchy is even stricter than that of the human world.

Elder Yang dared to stand up from the ground when he heard the little one's words, and all the monsters dared to stand up after seeing Elder Yang stand up.

"Master Phantom, he is..."

Elder Yang stood up, pointed at Lin Li, and asked tremblingly.It seemed that he was afraid of asking the wrong question, and if he blamed him a little, the army of the Phantom Clan would flatten the small village where they lived.

"It's okay, it's okay. Although he is a human being, he has been tamed by me and is willing to be my lord's younger brother, so you don't have to be afraid."

Xiao BuDian patted Lin Li's chest, signaling to the monsters not to be nervous.The current little one may have been in the human world for a long time, and the lies come from the mouth, and there is no need to write drafts anymore.

"Oh, this is very good, very good..." Elder Yang murmured. "What are you looking at, if you haven't lured Master Phantom and her little brother to our residence and treated them well."

After being reprimanded by Elder Yang, all the monsters woke up like a dream, and hurriedly led Little Dot and Lin Li to the place where they lived.

When he came to the place where the monsters lived, Lin Lifang realized that the place where the monsters lived was just like the place where humans lived in ancient times.Bowls, plates, and cups are all directly polished with stones, and all the tools are simply processed without much handwork.For example, the weapon in their hands is nothing more than a sharpened wooden stick or a polished branch.

But even so, in Lin Li's eyes, this is already amazing enough, after all, they are far different from those low-level monsters in the Tianzhu Mountain Range who only know the basic survival ability.

"Ahem, this is the place where the old man lives, and the humble house is simple. I hope Lord Phantom doesn't mind."

Seeing Phantom looking around, Elder Yang said with a flattering smile.

"It's really too simple, but forget it, let's just stay for one night."

Naturally, the little guy doesn't have the slightest virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, and he doesn't have the slightest kindness towards the elderly.

"By the way, hurry up and get something to eat, I'm starving to death."

The little boy said while clutching his shriveled belly.

"Yes, yes, why are you still standing there, why don't you hurry up and prepare delicious food for Phantom Daren. Also, serve the fine wine that I have treasured for hundreds of years."

Elder Yang smiled flatteringly while ordering the magic beast behind him to hurry up and prepare delicious food, and also specifically asked his close goat to bring the fine wine that it had preserved for a hundred years.

After a group of clumsy monsters were in a hurry, food and wine were brought up soon.Lin Li looked at the food on the plate and almost vomited it out.Grilled lizards, deep-fried earthworms, steamed three calls (rats), stir-fried bird tongues, and a pile of yellow, green and green feces, a large plate of hay, etc., this big meal, really It is extremely rich!

Looking at the so-called big meal on the stone table, the little one couldn't help but frown. She was already used to eating human food and Lin Li's pills, but now it's hard for her to eat what these monsters eat every day. what.When serving the first dish, she had already started to regret it, knowing that she shouldn't have let them be eaten.Hey, it's all caused by greed.

After all the dishes were served, Elder Yang said to Xiao BuDian and Lin Li with a flattering smile, "Okay, the dishes are ready, Master Phantom and this human friend, although you are human, since you are Master Phantom Brother, then everyone is our own. Come and eat. Don't be polite."

As he said that, Elder Yang took the lead in picking up a stack of hay, chewing it with gusto, and signaled Xiao Budian and Lin Li not to be polite.

Regarding this, Lin Li could only evade it: "Hehe, Elder Yang, you are being polite. Actually, I just had a full meal and I don't have an appetite. You can eat."

The first black-bone chicken to find Lin Li picked up a fried earthworm with its beak, handed it to the little one's bowl, and said, "Master Phantom, forgive me for being blind, I didn't recognize you just now."

The little one glanced at the fried earthworms that seemed to be crawling in the bowl, and suddenly felt that his whole stomach was about to roll over. He quickly waved his hands at the black-bone chicken, and said with a mournful face: "Okay, I've forgiven you, don't go to the chicken again." There are fried earthworms in my bowl."

Seeing the little one kept saying to forgive it for the mistake it made just now, the black-bone chicken was so moved that it snotted and burst into tears, and it almost agreed with it.

Seeing the embarrassment of the little one, Lin Li almost burst out laughing.It can only be said that this little thing has suffered on its own.

"Hey, human friend, why don't you eat it? Come on, try this grilled lizard. What, if you don't like it, then have a steamed lizard."

Seeing that Lin Li was only smiling and not eating, Elder Yang didn't dare to offend the humans brought by the phantom, so he quickly and courteously picked up something for Lin Li.

"This bird's tongue is also good."

"This fried cockroach is very rich in protein."

"This blood-sucking worm can replenish blood, and it tastes good."

"..."

Seeing Elder Yang serving food for Lin Li himself, the other monsters were afraid that they had offended Lin Li just now, so they also graciously provided food for Lin Li. In less than three seconds, the empty bowl in front of Lin Li was filled with a bowl full of strange things. food.Colorful, looks downright disgusting.

This time, Lin Li couldn't laugh anymore, so he could only cry with Xiao BuDian.

Oh my god, today's dinner is definitely the most disgusting dinner Lin Li has ever had in his life.

And Xiao BuDian saw that Lin Li, who had just laughed at her, was also crying at the moment, but couldn't help but gloated, saying something like "Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil; it's not that if you don't repay, the time has not come".

But just when the little one was gloating and getting carried away, the delicate voice of the widow spider rang in his ears: "Master Phantom, Mr. Phantom, you should also eat some concubine and cook yourself to make the tyranny flies."

When the little one heard the delicate voice of the widow spider, he was really startled. He quickly raised the stone spoon in his hand, scooped up a spoonful of something, put it into his mouth and said, "Ah, what is this, it's very good!" eat."

Seeing that the little one was eating other food, the widow spider didn't intend to eat the palace violence fly she personally made, so she could only put down the palace violence fly in her hand angrily.

However, a fist-sized ant monster with tentacles on its head said excitedly after seeing the little one swallowing the food in its mouth, "Did you see that, as I said, Master Phantom will definitely like our ants!" The aphid feces that the strange family spent several days collecting."

"What?! Poop!!!"

"vomit……"

I don't know how long it took, but this horrible dinner finally came to an end.Let alone filling Lin Li's stomach, it would be nice if he didn't spit out the contents of his stomach.On the contrary, the little one's complexion has been pale since shortly after the dinner started.The originally ruddy and cute little face was now pitifully haggard.

"Well, I admit that I am used to being in the human world, and the food eaten by these low-level monsters is no longer in line with my appetite." Lin Li, who was still smiling, said weakly. "So, you have to refine a lot of delicious pills for me in the future, otherwise, I will tell sister Qin Han that you abused me."

Lin Li patted the little one on the head vigorously, and said, "Yo, you know how to threaten me."

The little one hugged his head, and said aggrievedly: "I'm not threatening you, you are hungry."

Lin Li shook his head, not being moved by the little one's pitiful appearance, and said, "Just now they treated you so warmly, you didn't eat, but now they are looking for me when you are hungry. I don't care, I'm going to practice. By the way, don't bother me when I'm practicing, otherwise, you won't even want to eat the pills in the future."

Hearing Lin Li cut off her small thoughts with one sip, the little boy made a face at Lin Li who had closed his eyes and practiced bitterly.But she didn't dare to do other excessive actions, after all, it was for the sake of the future pills.

After calming down, Lin Li did not immediately enter the state of cultivation.Instead, he recalled the experience of entering World of Warcraft on the first day, although it was said that he was so entertained by this group of Warcraft civilians because of his little one.However, compared to humans, Lin Li found that the group of ferocious, murderous and bloodthirsty Warcraft civilians described by humans were actually not that disgusting.On the contrary, compared with those human beings who are scheming and ulterior motives, the uprightness and lack of scheming of this group of Warcraft commoners make Lin Li feel more at ease.At least, he doesn't have to guard against them all the time like he guards against humans.The respect they show for you on their faces is the real respect for you from the bottom of their hearts, and there will never be half a fake.

"This World of Warcraft is really interesting, it really is worth a break."

When Lin Li heard that Elder Yang personally arranged a room for him and Xiao Budian to rest with a bone crutch, he couldn't help but feel a little warmth in his heart.The fear of two species towards each other is generally not because of how ferocious the other is, but more because of the ignorance of each other.The unknown is what scares the most.

(End of this chapter)