The happy life of the landlady

Chapter 315 The Birth of "Wife Control"
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"Humph!"

Seeing Xu Deyu's well-behaved appearance like a little rabbit, the faint flame in Mr. Xu's heart, which was already barely visible, burned like two barrels of boiling oil, and his face was full of fear of Xu Deyu do not like.Of course, he would never say it out of his mouth, so he had to find another way to get back the situation.

"Xiao Wu, tell me, how old are you this year? People who are 26 years old after the next year are not those three-year-old ignorant children. Just sleep, if you continue like this, you are not afraid of becoming a piglet? But, piglets can be killed and sold for meat when they grow fat. What can you do if you grow fat? Really, why did our old Xu family have a piggy? What about a lazy person like you? I really don’t know that Xiaojuan calls you every morning, so you wake up for morning exercises? Even when you eat, you smell the aroma and run over like a big dog. Afterwards, as soon as the bowl was put away, I went back to my room to sleep! I’m still alive, so you treat yourself like a grandpa? Huh?”

"Don't tell me that you are not in good health. You were busy day and night before the Chinese New Year, so your work and rest time has not been adjusted. This is not an excuse! Anyway, your body is weak. If you have not exercised much since childhood, let alone Is Xiaojuan weak after training in the army? Even Xiaojuan can prepare meals for everyone after finishing her daily morning exercises. Vegetables, chop vegetables, wash dishes and clean up the kitchen. How about you? Do the math, how many free meals have you eaten in the past 26 years, and how many times have you entered the kitchen to help?"

Xu Deyu: "..." As a person with the title of "Kitchen Terminator", enter the kitchen?Still not in the kitchen?It's up to you to choose!Although, when he was young and frivolous, he used to drill into the kitchen every day with the idea that "failure is the mother of success", until he smashed all the dishes and chopsticks that his elders liked, and even the kitchen utensils in the kitchen were all broken. After changing several rounds, with all the elders blowing their beards and staring at their eyes, they had to accept such a tragic ending unwillingly.

But, grandpa, can you look at me with disgust every time we meet, reprimand me every now and then, and poke my heart every time, I really... really are your biological grandson ? !

……

As if aware of the slanderous words in Xu Deyu's heart, Mr. Xu couldn't bear it any longer, regardless of the presence of two outsiders, Mr. Fu and Fu Jianbai, he punched Xu Deyu in the head without hesitation, and successfully put After Xu Deyu's skin that gave people the feeling of a docile bunny was beaten off, he said with satisfaction: "We won't talk about anything else, just mention that Xiaojuan went shopping during this period, did you go to help once?" Even a boy from the Fu family can act as a porter, but you, Xiaojuan's brother, actually went to sleep in his bedroom..."

Xu Deyu, who couldn't figure it out for a while, and didn't understand why he was being scolded, finally understood where the pain he suffered today came from when he heard this.

So, when he realized that Mr. Xu had said such a long series of words, his mouth was a little dry, Xu Deyu cleverly handed over the brewed tea, and said with a flattering smile: "Grandpa, drink some tea to moisten your throat first." .”

It is said that "stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling face", not to mention that Mr. Xu just deliberately found trouble. Now, after the depression in his heart was vented, Mr. Xu took a sip of tea, and then said with a disgusted face: "Tsk... ...I'm so old that I can't even make tea, don't ruin my Dahongpao again next time!"

"Yes, Grandpa." Xu Deyu helped Mr. Xu to sit on the sofa dog-leggedly, then stood behind Mr. Xu, and said with a smile: "Grandpa, you must be a little tired after exercising just now. I will press and relax for you." Relax your muscles?"

"Yeah." Mr. Xu glanced at this scene inadvertently, and Mr. Fu, who had such emotions as envy, jealousy and hatred, rolled happily in his heart: Mmm, although those brats in his family have He has countless shortcomings, and often does things that make people dizzy, but when it comes to filial piety and caring, he is really something that all the old men of aristocratic families can't enjoy.

"The technique is good, how long have you been learning?"

"Grandpa, with your grandson's talent, why do you need to learn it? You just need to watch others do it once!" Xu Deyu, who was rarely praised by Mr. Xu, immediately cocked his tail, completely forgetting what Mr. Xu was doing. It was deliberately showing off in front of Mr. Fu, and at the same time, he said such words out of a compensatory mentality for taking the opportunity to find trouble and reprimand him just now.

"Beware of arrogance and impetuosity." Xu Lao gave Xu Deyu a sideways glance. Fortunately, he has been familiar with Xu Deyu's temperament these years. Xu Deyu, who couldn't tell the meaning from the inner meaning of others' words, was dizzy with anger.

However, after these years, Mr. Xu also knew that Xu Deyu had such a temperament, and it was impossible to get it back. He had no choice but to accept such an established fact.It is also fortunate that a "dumb guy" like Xu Deyu will always get some noble people's help, intentionally or unintentionally, whenever he wants to do something. Otherwise, Mr. Xu would never dare to let Xu Deyu go to study law, which is the easiest way to offend people invisibly. Professional, and let him and Wen Jiaqing partner to open a law firm.

This probably means that every elder will have complex emotions that he does not know how to express to the younger generation.

As early as when Mr. Xu reprimanded Xu Deyu, Xu Lijuan, who hid in the kitchen with Fu Jianbai, not only sorted out all the things in the two big boxes with Fu Jianbai's help, but also took out apples and oranges from the refrigerator. , watermelon, grapefruit, orange, dragon fruit, small tomato and other fruits, it took 3 minutes to make a beautiful fruit platter that makes people reluctant to eat it, then find a tray and put a pot on it The brewed fruit scented tea and three teacups: "Brother Fu, help take out this fruit platter, and tell Grandpa and Grandpa Fu to only pick up one or two pieces of each fruit, so as not to be overwhelmed when we eat later."

"Okay." Fu Jianbai responded, brought the tray into the living room, and relayed Xu Lijuan's words intact, and then retreated to the kitchen in the stunned expressions of Mr. Xu, Mr. Fu and Xu Deyu.

When the kitchen door was slowly closed in front of the three of them, and when Fu Jianbai, according to Xu Lijuan's instructions, brought the vegetables needed at noon under the faucet for washing, the three finally came to their senses, and then you looked at me, I Looking at you, both of them were a little speechless, and they didn't care about mocking the rabbit apron on Fu Jianbai as usual, which didn't match the cold breath on Fu Jianbai's body at all.

Elder Xu, who thought he could take advantage of Xu Lijuan's busy time in the kitchen, to eat a few more pieces of his favorite fruit, couldn't help feeling discouraged: "I said, old man Fu, other people's homes are 'husband sings, wife follows', your kid is going to 'wife sings'." Husband with'?"

"I've calmed down already. Isn't there a saying of 'sister control' now? In my estimation, according to the current situation, Xiaojuan will become a new generation of 'wife control' without waiting for Xiaojuan to marry him. .”

Mr. Fu took a petal-shaped apple, and after admiring it for a while, he said, "Xiaojuan's hands are ingenious. I don't know how many pillars of incense this kid burned in his previous life to find Xiaojuan who is so talented and beautiful." , and a girl who is good at cooking as a girlfriend."

"That's..." When someone praised Xu Lijuan, even if the person who praised him was an old friend, Mr. Fu, Mr. Xu still raised his chin, full of pride and self-satisfaction, and told the past about Xu Lijuan again.

Wife charge? !
Unexpectedly, Fu Jianbai, who has always been given the feeling of "not happy with things, not sad with oneself", was unanimously given the title of "cold-blooded madman" by outsiders, would one day be labeled "wife control" by his grandfather!

Tsk... Those who still regard Fu Jianbai as a "god" should listen to them and see if they will regard Fu Jianbai as a god in the future. Anything that Fu Jianbai doesn't like is done in private. No problem, but absolutely dare not do it in front of Fu Jianbai, let alone use scheming tricks on Fu Jianbai.

Once this kind of "god man" fell from the altar and peeled off the mysterious shell, he still felt like an ordinary person inside... No matter how I thought about it, I felt so sour.

but!
and many more……

Xu Deyu suddenly raised his head, looked at Mr. Xu who was talking eloquently, and Mr. Fu who was so excited when he heard it, and who was still dancing like Mr. Xu when he heard the excitement, the sadness in his heart instantly flowed like a river.

If he had known that the old man was going to talk about these things again, he should have taken a small plate again, picked up a few fruits at random, and fled away.

Now, I can’t escape even if I want to, so I can only continue to act like a good rabbit and listen to the story about Xu Lijuan that Mr. Xu has to repeat every now and then, but he edits it every time he tells it. Up to now, it has been edited beyond recognition, and even his own brother, who watched Xu Lijuan grow up, can't help but have a "illusory" feeling of "past events".

Glancing at the enthusiastic old Fu, Xu Deyu lowered his head silently. Sure enough, the saying "make friends with whoever you are" is indeed very reasonable.

Lying on the sofa, curling himself up into a ball, giving people a cute and cute sleeping sound, but in fact they are just pretending to be asleep. The ears are erected high, which not only conveys the relationship between Mr. Xu and Mr. Fu All the conversations were recorded, and even the changes in the expressions of the two elders were not forgotten, not to mention Xu Deyu's small gesture of relying on the posture of bowing his head to avoid the thoughts revealed in his eyes from being noticed by others accidentally!

At the same time, Xu Lijuan in the kitchen is also instructing Fu Jianbai to make desserts.

"Brother Fu, use a fine sieve to sift the flour into the basin like me..."

"Use an egg white separator to separate the egg yolk from the egg white, then beat it with an egg beater at high speed for 3 minutes, add a spoonful of sugar in it, and let the egg white swell to the point where it won't fall when you hold the pot upside down."

"Use the medium speed key to break up the egg yolk, add a teaspoon of sugar and beat for 1 minute..."

Every time Xu Lijuan took a step, Fu Jianbai also restrained all his mind and followed it, making sure that every step was exactly the same as Xu Lijuan.

While keeping an eye on the material in her hand, she paid attention to the actions of Fu Jianbai from time to time, lest she rescued it in time before Fu Jianbai wasted a piece of material. Seeing this, Xu Lijuan smiled slyly.

Yes, after discovering that Fu Jianbai couldn't distinguish between the most basic seasonings such as soy sauce and vinegar, sugar and salt, although he could ensure that every dish has the two characteristics of color and aroma, but when it comes to taste, it's horrible, and he tried his best After there was no way to correct it, Xu Lijuan turned her mind to pasta.

——She couldn't believe it. With her own guidance, Fu Jianbai could still put wrong seasonings in desserts that didn't use soy sauce and vinegar at all, except for sugar and almost no salt.

It's a pity that there are some other kind of kitchen idiots in this world, and Fu Jianbai is one of them.

"Ah, Brother Fu, that's coconut flour, not sugar!" Unintentionally looking back, he happened to find that Fu Jianbai had actually used the coconut flour he bought today as powdered sugar and was about to add it to the battered egg yolk. Xu Lijuan hurriedly stopped her and said, "Here is the sugar, we took it out just now, Brother Fu, why did you take down the coconut powder on top?"

"I do not know either."

Fu Jianbai pursed his lips, and there was a hint of embarrassment on his dark face. He didn't know how to explain this strange situation, so he could only murmur: "In the past, during the field survival training of the army, I baked The meat that comes out is very fresh and tender, and the taste is also very good, everyone likes to eat it." So, he thought that he had also lighted up his cooking skills, but in the end, he accidentally came to Xu Lijuan in front of Xu Lijuan!
Xu Lijuan didn't miss the disappointment that flashed in Fu Jianbai's eyes, so she immediately changed the subject and said, "Then, let's have barbecue another day, just to try your special skills."

"Okay." Fu Jianbai responded loudly, scooped up another spoonful of sugar, and was about to put it into the egg yolk, but was stopped again by Xu Lijuan, who had already prepared.

"Brother Fu, we already let go of the sugar just now." Xu Lijuan was a little helpless. Is this the second time or the third time?

"I think the sugar that was put in just now is a little less, so I want to add some more, so as not to taste bad." Fu Jianbai explained with an innocent face. In the sugar bowl, and also want to put together coconut flour, chocolate powder, red bean paste, blueberry sauce and other things that should be separated.

This behavior of wanting to start running before learning to crawl made Xu Lijuan not know whether to praise Fu Jianbai for his "innovative" ideas, or to think that Fu Jianbai deserves to be the king of all-round special forces who jumped to the rank of lieutenant general at a young age. The following can "draw inferences about other cases from one instance".

In the end, under Fu Jianbai's gloomy gaze once again, Xu Lijuan had no choice but to suppress the emotions she shouldn't have in her chest, and tried to excuse Fu Jianbai: "Brother Fu, you are better than my brothers." More, at least, I would never dare to let them touch these things, you don't know..."

"..." Xu Deyou, Xu Dehui, Xu Dehai, Xu Deyao, and Xu Deyu, who were deliberately betrayed by their own sister, if they knew that Fu Jianbai had already used his own unique method to slowly invade Xu Lijuan's life when they started to act, let alone, If Xu Lijuan can let go of her guard against others and tell their stories in a "spitting" tone, she will definitely want to run to the wilderness and howl immediately to vent her inner frustration. At the same time as those nameless smoldering fires, there will be a deep sense of annoyance and regret that can't go back in time.

Thus, the atmosphere in the kitchen became harmonious and harmonious once again, and Fu Jianbai, who got some information from Xu Lijuan, obediently took the knife from Xu Lijuan, took it and put it away. On the side, the meat that has been cleaned and filtered is cut up.

Under the cooperation of the two, not only ten dishes were prepared in just one hour, but also no less than ten kinds of small pastries were baked.Such fast efficiency made Xu Lijuan once again thankful for the act of abducting Fu Jianbai into the kitchen to help her. Otherwise, if she wanted to do this in the past, it would have taken an hour and a half at the shortest time, and two hours at the longest .

At twelve o'clock, Mr. Xu, Mr. Fu, Xu Deyu, Fu Jianbai and Xu Lijuan sat around the dining table again.As usual, Fu Jianbai still didn't care about eating by himself. He took a few shrimps, peeled off their shells, dipped them in sauce and put them in the bowls of Mr. Xu, Mr. Fu and Xu Deyu one by one, and then peeled them off again. The good prawns were dipped in the sauce and passed to Xu Lijuan's mouth. After Xu Lijuan ate the whole prawn, she casually picked up a chopsticks of meat and put it in her mouth to chew. peel off...

Even though this scene has been watched countless times during this period of time, Mr. Xu still feels speechless every time he sees it. If it weren't for the fact that the girl who was taken care of so meticulously was his little granddaughter who has been loved and cared for for 19 years Xu Lijuan, he really can make a few words that are not pleasing to the eye.

Of course, in fact, when he first saw Fu Jianbai feeding Xu Lijuan in such an intimate posture, Mr. Xu, who disliked Fu Jianbai's gradual invasion of Xu Lijuan's life, already complained without hesitation, let alone tossing in private How many times did Fu Jianbai, but neither Xu Lijuan nor Fu Jianbai took his words seriously, and even Fu Jianbai calmly dealt with all the schemes from Mr. This once made Mr. Xu secretly sulking!
…This kind of scene of watching my good granddaughter being abducted step by step by a wolf who looks like a fool but actually has more eyes than anyone else makes me feel sad.

Not to mention Mr. Xu, even Mr. Fu was a little sad when he first saw such a scene. He felt that his good grandson who had been raised for 27 years was taken away by others, but soon, he realized that Mr. Xu was thinking Mr. Fu put out all these thoughts that he shouldn't have, and took pleasure in seeing Mr. Xu change his face. He secretly thought about Fu Jianbai's "powerfulness" more than once in his heart, and praised Fu Jianbai for his good methods more than once in private. , and hinted that Fu Jianbai would continue to work hard so that he could marry Xu Lijuan, an absolutely excellent girl, back home as soon as possible.

Only Xu Deyu, who doesn't have a girlfriend yet, lowered his eyes silently, not daring to watch the scene of "showing affection" that was about to blind his eyes, but he sang in his heart again: big brother, second brother, third brother and fourth brother Brother, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone...

After the food was full, it was Fu Jianbai who cleaned up the dishes and the kitchen as usual, and Mr. Fu finally had time to ask his doubts: "Xiaojuan, the paper bags you brought today are all clothes, right?"

Hearing these words, Mr. Xu's original lazy expression was swept away, and he looked at Xu Lijuan with eyes full of energy. Even Xu Deyu, who had an expression of indifference, immediately withdrew his outgoing mind, and expressed his expectation and hope. He stared at Xu Lijuan, thinking about which clothes Xu Lijuan bought for them.

"Uh..." Xu Lijuan lowered her eyes slightly, not daring to look at the burning eyes of the three, and said in a low voice: "I found that Brother Fu has been wearing military uniforms, so I called Mrs. Qian a while ago and asked her to order a few sets for her." Clothes, when I went to China Resources to buy vegetables today, I thought about going to Madam Qian's place to see if there were any other suitable clothes for Grandpa Fu and Grandpa. It was probably because the New Year's Eve was approaching, so this This time Madam Qian rushed out the clothes ahead of time, I originally wanted to ask Madam Qian to make a few more sets of clothes, but I found that Madam Qian didn't have any suitable styles, so I planned to go next time."

... Having said so much, isn't it just one sentence - Xu Lijuan only thought of Fu Jianbai, and didn't think of them at all!

Mr. Xu squinted his mouth, and was about to speak out to express his grievances. However, looking at Xu Lijuan who was so shy and embarrassed that the ground suddenly opened a crack, and then ran to hide inside, he had no choice but to let her go. If it reaches the throat, it is swallowed back into the stomach again.However, this did not prevent him from glaring at Fu Jianbai who was busy in the kitchen, and then, with the idea of ​​"if you can't find the small one, you can settle the score with the old one", he once again had a conversation with the surprised and surprised Mr. Fu. Their eyes fought.

Xu Deyu looked at this, then looked at that, and in the end, he continued to disguise himself as a pilaster, so as not to accidentally hit the bottom line of Mr. Xu and Mr. Fu, so that the "city gate caught fire, Disaster to pond fish" scenario.

Xu Lijuan raised her head, took a quick look at Mrs. Fu and Mrs. Xu, and then quickly added: "The other 20 or so paper bags are filled with clothes bought by Brother Fu and given to me."

……what? !

Mr. Xu and Mr. Fu looked at each other, and they both saw the astonishment and disbelief in each other's eyes.Even Xu Deyu, who disguised himself as a pilaster, couldn't help but exclaimed. After successfully attracting the attention of everyone present, he hastily put down the movement of covering his lips, and explained with a smile: "I just didn't expect Xiaobai will be so generous." But he was sobbing in his heart: Bah, if you are really generous, why didn't you give Xu Lijuan clothes before, but only after shopping with Xu Lijuan countless times in the supermarket?Could it be that after accepting the clothes from Xu Lijuan, in order to balance the sour and unhappy emotions of the big man, he made the decision to give the clothes to Xu Lijuan!
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