The happy life of the landlady

Chapter 451 Sneaking away for honeymoon (1)

Of course, these are all off-topic.

This time, Fu Jianbai's newlyweds were overjoyed. Although he still had a stern face, his eyes that softened a lot, and the occasional smile that he didn't even notice, made the crowd feel uneasy and afraid. The people who rushed forward to toast, as if they had received a signal, rushed forward one after another.

How can you use a small wine glass for a toast? Isn't that an insult to Fu Jianbai, the "all-round special soldier"!Take it away, take it away, and replace it with a big bowl!
The big bowl is not enough, just blow it directly into the wine bottle!

Not enough beer, red wine!If red wine is not enough, serve white wine!In short, serve whatever wine you have, not to mention mixing several kinds of wine to get drunk easily, what you want is to get Fu Jianbai drunk!Otherwise, I don't know when I will meet this kind of reckless drinking again, and I don't have to worry about being revenged by Fu Jianbai!
……

It's a pity that these people have calculated thousands of times, but they didn't calculate that Fu Jianbai not only has a physique that is not drunk for a thousand cups, but also got the hangover pills from Xu Lijuan in advance-no matter what kind of alcohol, once it enters his body, it will It becomes the most common water to be excreted, the only troublesome thing is that the number of times of urination is more than usual!

As a result, dozens of people got down on the ground, but Fu Jianbai remained motionless, even his expression didn't change at all. When he stood there with his chest up and his head up, everyone couldn't help but have such doubts in their hearts: Maybe that guy Fu Jianbai was drinking water?Or, the reason why Fu Jianbai urinates frequently is actually just to pick his throat, spit out the wine in his stomach, and then continue to fight with them?

...This is unlikely, right?Everyone glanced at Mr. Xu and Mr. Fu, who were enjoying the scene with a smile, and found that there was nothing wrong with the faces of the two old men, and then turned their eyes to Xu Ankang and Du Mengqi. After the husband and wife still couldn't find anything wrong, they turned their attention to Xu Anbang, Li Lingxuan, Xu Anguo and Qian Hanbai, Du Yuxuan and Gu Xue, and finally turned their attention to Xu Deyou, Xu Dehui, Xu Dehai, Xu Deyao and Xu Deyu When these five people, and the two Xu Lijuan's cousins, Du Haoge and Du Haohan, who were standing aside, still couldn't find anything wrong, they had to reluctantly admit the fact that Fu Jianbai really It's a thousand cups that don't get drunk!
Fuck!Does this keep people alive?
In terms of force, they can't beat Fu Jianbai; in terms of scheming, they still can't beat Fu Jianbai; however, nowadays, it's rare to meet Fu Jianbai who can be happy and play freely without worrying about Fu Jianbai's great opportunity to settle accounts after autumn. Slipping away with my own fingertips, it really makes people think about it, and feel stuffy!
If Fu Jianbai is not drunk, how can he have a bridal chamber?
How can we achieve the goal of "the law does not blame the public" if Fu Jianbai is not thrown to the party, his eyes are drunk, his thoughts are scattered, and he can't remember who participated in this event?

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In short, soon, everyone deeply realized the meaning of the phrase "the idea is beautiful, but the reality is extremely cruel". Just like right now, those who wanted to get Fu Jianbai drunk lay down on the table, and Fu Jianbai He also drank three bottles of wine in a very bold manner, then wiped his mouth, and ran straight to the wedding room without waiting for Mr. Xu and others to make a sound!

"Xiaojuan..."

The smell of alcohol on her face made Xu Lijuan unable to hold back her tongue: "Abo, how many bottles of wine have you drunk?"

"Not much..." Fu Jianbai said ominously, took the bath towel and pajamas handed over by Xu Lijuan, and before Xu Lijuan retreated, he quickly kissed Xu Lijuan before rushing into the bathroom.

Seeing the wooden door closing slowly in front of her eyes, Xu Lijuan narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly. Even though Fu Jianbai didn't tell the truth, she still knew immediately that Fu Jianbai was alone because of the existence of Ding Dong who had been keeping a close eye on Fu Jianbai's "cheat" all the time. How many bottles of wine!

Gee!
A full fifty bottles!This guy Fu Jianbai really doesn't take his body seriously because of the pills she specially provided to turn wine into water!Think about it, after this battle, everyone knows that Fu Jianbai has a physique of never getting drunk. If there is another scene of drinking and celebrating next time, it will be no wonder that Fu Jianbai is not caught by everyone.At that time, if there is no Huajiu Wan, let's see what this guy will do!
"This bastard... In the future, should he kneel on the keyboard, or the abacus, or the washboard?"

Xu Lijuan gritted her teeth, because Fu Jianbai's sudden interrupting behavior made her immediately get rid of the nervousness in her heart that was about to spend this romantic wedding night with Fu Jianbai. The tensed body also returned to normal.

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Ten minutes later, Fu Jianbai came out in a clean suit.

When he found that Xu Lijuan had changed into a pale pink thin sportswear suitable for going out, and was busy packing her luggage in the room, he couldn't help asking in surprise: "Xiaojuan, what are you doing?"

"Didn't you see it?" Xu Lijuan gave Fu Jianbai a sideways glance. She got so many people drunk and ran away quickly. When everyone wakes up tomorrow, there will be bloodshed and casualties!

"Uh..." Fu Jianbai immediately understood the meaning behind Xu Lijuan's words, he couldn't help touching the tip of his nose, walked to Xu Lijuan's side, stretched out his long arms, and wrapped his arms around Xu Lijuan's slender waist. Bite lightly on the earlobe, and said with a smile: "Xiaojuan, don't worry, they won't be able to wake up until tomorrow afternoon!"

"What did you do again?" Xu Lijuan stopped what she was doing, relaxed her body, and leaned against Fu Jianbai's chest.

"It's nothing, just add some drug that has anti-alcoholic and sleeping effects to their wine, so that they can sleep until they wake up naturally, so that they won't experience the pain of dizziness after drunkenness." After saying that, Fu Jianbai said "Look, how kind I am to them", leaving Xu Lijuan, who accidentally turned her head to see this scene, speechless for a moment.

"Okay, leave them alone, next, it's our night..." The words, which seemed to be mixed with a touch of affection and strong desire in the whisper, ended on the tip of each other's lips and tongues...

The next day, at five o'clock, Xu Lijuan, who hadn't had a good night's sleep, still couldn't beat her biological clock, opened her sleepy eyes on time, looked up at the alarm clock on the wall, and prepared to come to the capital from other cities in China to participate in her and Relatives and friends of Fu Jianbai's wedding prepared a sumptuous breakfast.

"Xiaojuan, it's still early, let's rest for a while." Fu Jianbai, who woke up a few minutes earlier than Xu Lijuan, rolled over and put his arms around Xu Lijuan's waist, and then stuffed Xu Lijuan's body into the blanket that still carried the warmth of each other. Then, A shallow kiss landed on Xu Lijuan's forehead.

"It's getting late, I have to get up and make breakfast..." Xu Lijuan squinted her eyes and said, although her body was awake, her brain was still in a daze, "It's rare for everyone to get together, I have to let them try my craft, Lest they nag every time they're on the phone and don't get to taste my delicious meals in person..."

Fu Jianbai silently swallowed the words "If you don't eat a meal, they won't starve to death", he patted Xu Lijuan's back comfortingly, and said softly: "Don't worry, they will understand. You If you are tired, take a good rest, take care of your body, and then give birth to a few big fat boys to hug them, they will never remember these things again."

"I'm so tired, who's to blame?" Xu Lijuan didn't even have the strength to roll her eyes, smelling the reassuring smell from Fu Jianbai's body, plus the unique warmth of the skin from the place where Fu Jianbai's body was close The fumes made her dizzy brain that had not regained its clarity, and soon, she fell into a sweet dreamland again.

Fu Jianbai, who realized that Xu Lijuan had fallen asleep, continued to put his arms around Xu Lijuan's waist, and waited for a while. After Xu Lijuan had entered a deep sleep, he got up lightly, and quickly moved Xu Lijuan to clean up last night. Pack your bags.

So, when Xu Lijuan really woke up, she was already sitting in the off-road vehicle bound for the airport.

"Abo, where are we going?" Xu Lijuan looked down at her white T-shirt with a doll's face on the sleeves and pale pink cropped pants. Finally, her eyes stayed on the white canvas on her feet. On the shoe, for a moment, Xia Fei's cheeks.

"Honeymoon." Fu Jianbai's answer was so concise that Xu Lijuan couldn't help but turn her head and stare at him. Then, she was immediately caught by Fu Jianbai's white T-shirt with a doll's face on the sleeves and black cropped pants. , and the same style of white canvas shoes on the feet are attractive.

"It's so rare that you finally thought of wearing this couple outfit with me!"

Xu Lijuan said this with great resentment.For all these years, no matter how intimidating and tempting she is, Fu Jianbai can accept other styles of couple outfits, but he can't accept this kind of doll-style couple outfits that shrink his age by at least ten years!

"Yeah." Fu Jianbai turned his head and smiled: "Xiaojuan, I just realized that you have a good eye. As soon as I put on this suit, the age gap between me and you was immediately narrowed. From now on, you Help me prepare more clothes like this."

"Aren't you afraid that your comrades-in-arms will say that you are 'pretending to be tender'?" It was rare for Fu Jianbai to be obedient, Xu Lijuan finally showed a slight smile, and temporarily let Fu Jianbai take advantage of her drowsiness to bathe her and change her clothes. The more I think about it, the more embarrassing it becomes.

Fu Jianbai said with a pun, "Don't be afraid, I'm very tender."

"Hmph!" Xu Lijuan rolled her eyes without hesitation. For Fu Jianbai, who is like a wild wolf who has been hungry for an unknown number of days, he wants to eat all the meat in one go, regardless of her body's ability to bear it. She really didn't know how to complain about the fact that she was packed to the airport in a coma.

(End of this chapter)