My apprentice is a bit too much

Chapter 86 Forget Your E, You Can Be Truly Invincible
On this day, the weather is not bad.

Some people say that the sky is the color of God's underwear.

Lu Xiaoming found that God prefers to wear blue and white underpants these days.

Today is different. God may be in a more lively mood. He is wearing a blue and white striped shirt with a little sun painted on it.

Lu Xiaoming dressed up like a hero about to go to war.

The hat on his head was made by Guo Xiang. He stole Huayao's flower rooster and plucked the tail hair. He is still crying there.

The boots were made by Jiang Zhahui and his brothers from the gold mine. The most important thing they need is gold, so now Lu Xiaoming is struggling to lift his feet.

The belt was made by Ao Xin. When making it, Lu Xiaoming specifically asked Ao Xin if it was made of dragon tendons, but was chased by Ao Xin and ran around Cuiyan Mountain.

It is worth mentioning that Lu Xiaoming's cape was made by Lu Xiaoya.

Lu Xiaoya still knew the news that Lu Xiaoming was leaving, so she was so happy that she couldn't fall asleep all night, and made this cloak for Lu Xiaoming overnight.

There are stars and moons, and a little pig Peppa painted on it. From then on, there is only lonely George left on Lu Xiaoming's quilt.

"Heroes, please stop and send it here!"

Lu Xiaoming cupped his hands and said.

"Take care, Master, come back early." Zhang Sanfeng and the others felt reluctance in their hearts.

Of course, among all the people, Lu Xiaoya was the most reluctant.

She was in tears!
"Brother, you must take care, I will miss you!" Lu Xiaoya wiped away her tears, "You must have fun, don't come back in a hurry..."

Lu Xiaoming couldn't see Lu Xiaoya's tears.

Especially the tears that deserved beating, so he left without looking back.

Lu Xiaoming's first stop was Wupeng Town, a small town near Fuzhou Mountain.

Fu Zhoushan Lu Dahai told him a long time ago that he should not go to Fuzhou Mountain before opening the third layer of secret burial.

But Lu Xiaoming had no choice now, so Lu Xiaoming was cautious and cautious, and did not go directly to Fuzhoushan.

Of course, the more important reason is that there is a lantern show in Wupeng Town tonight, which is said to be held once a year. If you miss it, you will have to wait another year.

After much deliberation, there is no rush to go to Fuzhou Mountain, but if Wupeng Town misses it, it will have to wait another year. Lu Xiaoming made a decision.

After finding a hotel to stay, Lu Xiaoming took out his mobile phone and summoned Monkey King.

"Master, you still remember your apprentice." Monkey King was carrying a small burden on his back.

"Silly monkey, master can still forget you, how are you doing now?" Lu Xiaoming asked.

"Boring, boring, those monsters are too weak, you have to be careful every time, you can't kill them, there is no way, the owners of them are too familiar with me, we have a pot of crayfish together, we have a pot of crayfish friendship .”

Sun Wukong scratched his cheek and said.

"Well, the teacher came here to ask for a few things from you, and that is the art of transformation." Lu Xiaoming said, "For some reason, the teacher is temporarily unable to use supernatural powers, so I can only look for you."

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Sun Wukong pulled out three monkey hairs directly, "Whatever Master wants to change, I think in my heart, just blow the monkey hairs."

"Okay, the rush to learn scriptures is coming to an end, you must tell your teacher before meeting Tathagata." Lu Xiaoming reminded again.

"Yeah, remember." The little monkey and chicken nodded like pecking rice.

"Hey, touch your head." Lu Xiaoming patted Monkey King's head.

"Master, eat peaches, eat peaches." The little monkey got carried away with joy.

Among the Three Realms, the only person who is trustworthy is Fairy Zixia from the Heaven Realm, and outside the Three Realms, the only person who is trustworthy is her master Xuanming Daozu Lu Xiaoming.

One will give him a headache when he sees one, and he won't have a headache when he sees the other.

This time, Lu Xiaoming also prepared paracetamol and aspirin painkillers for the little monkey.

Lu Xiaoming has always believed that Sun Wukong's headache is actually a nervous headache caused by psychological suggestion, which can be relieved by taking some western medicine.

As it turns out, it works!
Lu Xiaoming took a bite of the peach.

Really fragrant!

Monkey King has gone back. After all, Monkey King is now considered a civil servant of the Heavenly Court, and it is difficult to explain why he has left his post for too long.

After finishing the disguise, Lu Xiaoming decided to bring another helper.

Xuanming Company had just opened, and several of his apprentices were extremely busy, and Yang Guo was on his honeymoon with his aunt again, so Lu Xiaoming could only take out his mobile phone again.

Fortunately, the system rewarded him with [-] teaching points.

That's what he paid for drinking Shenbao!

In the hotel, Lu Xiaoming turned on his mobile phone and clicked on the Tiandao apprentice system.

Ding Dong!

A few apprenticeship messages popped up.

However, the system seems to be more corrupt than before.

In the past, the system would at least tell Lu Xiaoming who the applicants were.

But now...

A man like the wind, a prodigal son who walks the rivers and lakes, I beg you to be my teacher!
A man like a flower, a man who loves countless women, I beg to worship you as my teacher!
A man like snow, an unsmiling swordsman, I beg you to be my teacher!
What the hell is this!

Lu Xiaoming is messed up, it's windy, why not just come back for another month?

Lu Xiaoming, who was confused, finally chose Feng with his eyes closed.

Ding Dong!

Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting apprentices, and congratulations to the host for obtaining an apprentice who is like the wind.

Disciple asks for an audience, please ask if you will.

Lu Xiaoming clicked on Interview, and a blue-white whirlwind appeared in the room, and then a man appeared.

"Meet the master." The man knelt on one knee, with a long sword at his waist, more like a Tang knife.

"It's him?"

Lu Xiaoming narrowed his eyes slightly.

He remembered that man, one man and one sword rushed into the enemy.

Then, he died instantly.

Ding Dong!

May I ask if you want to exchange Galewind Sword Dao for your apprentice Yasuo?

"I reject!"

Lu Xiaoming blurted out.

The system starts to commit cheap mode, which is invalid.

Congratulations to Yasuo, the No. [-] apprentice in the Tiandao Apprenticeship System!

Congratulations, you have successfully spent 30 karma points for Yasuo to exchange for the first deadly sword technique of the Heavenly Dao Apprentice System: Gale Wind Sword.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Lu Xiaoming yelled frantically, but the system simply ignored it.

Ding Dong!

Please teach Yasuo the Gale Sword, otherwise the host will explode on the spot.

"Nima!"

Lu Xiaoming has come to his senses, the system is trying to kill him.

"Disciple." Turning around, Lu Xiaoming looked at Yasuo who was kneeling on the ground.

"My teacher sees you using a sword, and there is a set of swordsmanship that suits you, Mingyue Gale Wind Sword Way, and I will teach you today." Lu Xiaoming helped Yasuo up, took out the Gale Wind Sword Way and handed it to Yasuo.

"However, as a teacher, there is one more sentence that I want to tell you. You must remember it!" Lu Xiaoming said.

"Master, please tell me!" Yasuo asked respectfully.

"The Gale Sword Dao combines offense and defense in one body, but I still want to tell you as a teacher!"

Lu Xiaoming said, "Forget about your E, only then can you be truly invincible."

"E?" Yasuo was puzzled.

"Step forward and chop!" Lu Xiaoming said.

"I understand, master, stepping forward and slashing is a movement move. Master wants to tell me to have a heart that is not afraid of danger, and to go forward bravely no matter when and where. The way of a swordsman is that there is no retreat, right?" Yasuo said. asked.

Lu Xiaoming: ...

Lu Xiaoming suddenly woke up at this moment.

Yasuo's spirit of death is really in his bones, it has nothing to do with stepping forward!

The Way of the Vagabond really deserves its reputation!

(End of this chapter)