Me and my magician sister

Chapter 30 37. Good man?
"I don't know, master's mistress seems to be..." Bai Wuchang stopped in the middle of speaking, looking at the Ning family brothers and sisters with scruples.

"..." Ning Jin didn't know where to start complaining.

"I can pretend I didn't hear what you said!" Ning Jin covered his ears.

"That's right, it's not uncommon for a man like 'Magic Fortress' who is almost famous as an 'national idol' to have a few more women to like him, no, it should be a matter of course. But I didn't expect Dad I will really use myself as an idol to reach out to all kinds of beauties... I really hope that what the two people said just now, black and white, will be automatically erased from everyone's memory. I don't want the father in my heart to be someone who likes to mess with Fucking bad man!" Ning Jin's original image of a great and powerful father was completely destroyed by a short conversation with his father's beast.

"..." The black and white Wuchang also realized how impolite it is to mention their father's ** in front of the Ning brothers and sisters... They looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

"Wait a minute..." Xiao Xia grabbed Ning Jin's sleeve: "Does it mean that there is more than one person who is cheating on my mother's back..."

"Oops, this is not good! As an elder brother, it is imperative to protect my sister's physical and mental health! If my sister knows the fact that my father has committed adultery, then I may have a fear of marriage because of this, and eventually become 'Leftover girls', I will never let such a thing happen! I must keep my father's image of a good man in Xiaoxia's heart!" Although Ning Jin's father's image has been destroyed in his heart, but for Xiaoxia's healthy growth, I still have to maintain my father's image.

But...how should I put it?
"Xiao Xia...they were joking!" Ning Jin regretted it as soon as he said it.How can this sentence make Xiaoxia feel that what he said about black and white impermanence is false?It is basically a disguised form to confirm what the two of them said.

"Yes, yes, we were joking!" Hei Wuchang understood first, and echoed Ning Jin with a serious face.

"Yes, yes, we joked to make you happy, to make amends for scaring you just now." Bai Wuchang also understood, but there was a period of time between echoing with Hei Wuchang, I don't know if it will be Xiaoxia Find.But Bai Wuchang's excuse is the most reliable.

"..." Xiao Xia looked at the three people in front of her, seemingly speechless.

"I have to say something, otherwise, I won't be able to restore my father's image!" Ning Jin searched quickly in his brain, and used all available materials, as long as he proved that his father was not a playboy.

"Ah! That's right! What they just performed was double-mouthed crosstalk!" Ning Jin had a flash of inspiration, and said the art that had been included in the "archive".

"That's right, that's right, we are performing double-mouth comic dialogue!" Hei Wuchang echoed.

"Yes, yes, we performed double-mouthed cross talk to make you happy, in order to make amends for scaring you just now." Bai Wuchang said.

"..." Let alone Xiao Xia, Ning Jin was speechless. If Xiao Xia wasn't around, he would definitely pull their collars and ask them, "Why didn't the format of the agreement remain the same twice? You can't tell just by looking at it." Is it?" and so on.

"Double-mouth crosstalk? What is it?" Xiaoxia is indeed too young, this kind of art of the older generation that is not noticed by elementary school girls, has been included in the "archives", and has no trace in the world anymore Xiaoxia knew nothing about the form, so it was much simpler now.

"Double-mouth cross talk is a very old form of performance performed by two people that is not very nourishing, but makes people feel funny after listening to it." Although Ning Jin also watched cross talk when he was a child, he didn't know the meaning of cross talk at all. What is the real meaning.I just feel that the two people are constantly ignoring the audience's dialogue, and occasionally popping up one or two funny jokes and slightly boring things.

"This...they are not funny..." Xiao Xia asked.

"..." Ning Jin paused, not knowing how to answer, the process of thinking about how to answer could be written down as a novel.

inspiration!

Ning Jin suddenly knew what to say, he stared at Hei Wuchang maliciously: "It's actually like this, the two of them performed casually, and you know, the quality of the casual performance is of course not tested by various methods. The rehearsal and practice programs are wonderful. The reason why it is not funny is that the two of them have lost the true essence of 'double-mouthed cross talk' in the casual performance." Speaking of this, Ning Jin turned around and said "murderer There is only one" gesture, pointed at Hei Wuchang and said: "The essence of the so-called 'double mouth cross talk' is to make the audience feel funny. However, because of your stiff performance and the dullness of only repeating a sentence , turned this supposedly wonderful and flawless "double crosstalk" full of loopholes! Heiwuchang... It is because of your performance that this kind of culture has finally become less popular. If "cross talk" can become accepted by the masses like drama and film, then "cross talk" will not enter the "archives"! You have destroyed a human art!"

The more Ning Jin talked, the more excited he became, coupled with the slightly exaggerated performance, it was very emotional.

"You are really..." Hei Wuchang trembled with anger, and his left hand, which was habitually resting on the handle of the knife, wanted to pull out the knife.But when he thought that Ning Jin was doing this to maintain his master's image, Hei Wuchang had no choice but to say with a smile on his face, "Master, you really have a discerning eye... I thought our acting was so bad that no one would be able to see it... Hehehe... ..."

"Don't just talk about 'us', you're the only one who can't act badly..." Ning Jin felt so excited now, he not only perfectly maintained the image of Xiao Xia's father in his heart, but also reported Hei Wuchang's accidental accident just now. Sarcasm their own hatred.Living in this world is to be accompanied by this refreshing feeling.

"Oh... that's it..." Although there was still a little doubt in Xiao Xia's eyes, there was nothing serious about it.

"By the way, are you also a beast?" After Xiaoxia's question was solved, Ning Jin also had a problem.

In Ning Jin's mind, beasts are generally small animals, or caterpillars that can become the size of a chariot, or powerful spiders from different worlds, or monsters of different shapes .

At first I heard that my father's beast was the "manager of hell", and I thought it would be a three-headed dog, or a man with an eagle's head, a lion with wings, and so on.

(End of this chapter)