At the beginning, Uncle Jiu wants to kill me
Chapter 104 Uncle 9's routine is deep, and the foreign lady can't see it!
Chapter 104 Uncle Nine has deep routines, and the foreign lady can't see it!
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"snake?"
Avi was taken aback.
All of a sudden, he became more flexible in his movements, kicked his feet, and ran up without being pulled by anyone. The speed was extremely fast, but he always felt that something was pulling his hind legs.
"Oops, it bit me!"
The more afraid he was, the more he ran, the stronger the pulling force became.
"Run, run, run!"
Seeing this, the cousin next to him didn't dare to go forward, so she could only cheer him up.
Under extreme fear, Awei couldn't see the way clearly and tripped over an old tree root. He ignored the pain and crawled forward desperately.
wow~
At this time, the 'snake' that 'bited' his foot revealed its true colors.
A vine as thick as an arm.
On the other end of the vine, there was a large tree branch with many bats hanging upside down, but these bats seemed to be dead.
"Why are there so many bats in the water?" Uncle Jiu said suddenly.
This is ominous!
And there are viruses everywhere on the body, which can easily cause disasters.
"It's strange, there have never been so many bats here." The village chief was taken aback, and said in doubt.
"Go back and ask someone to look for it and see if there is a bat nest nearby." Uncle Jiu said to the village chief, who nodded. He also understood the seriousness of this matter.
"It's not a snake!" Awei let out a long breath.
I thought it was bitten by a snake and it scared him.
"Damn bats, you actually scared me! Well, when you find the bat nests, burn them all." Awei got up from the ground and said viciously.
The vine just now made him so embarrassed that he even lost face in front of his cousin. Awei blamed all of this on the bat, and he had already thought of a hundred ways to die for the bat.
"Village chief, let's look for it too." Uncle Jiu looked at Awei and shook his head, and the two left immediately.
It didn't take long for them to discover that there was a church on the hillside near the water source.
This church is not very big, but it is very secret, and it looks like it has been around for some time.
"hey-hey!"
"This foreign temple is so close to the water source. There must be a bat nest. Let me find it. Even this foreign temple was burned." Awei immediately walked up with five men.
In the church at this moment, a fat nun is installing a huge cross stake on the roof.
As soon as Awei came over, he had a dispute with several little nuns.
As a result, the huge cross stake on the roof fell instantly and hit Awei's back, overwhelming him. This made Awei, who had no good impression of the church, even angrier.
"Report Captain!"
At this time, one of his subordinates ran over and said to Awei.
"Report a fart! Help me up!"
Awei cursed suddenly.
I didn't see that he was still being pressed by the cross stake, like a dog with its tail pressed down, in a state of distress, I really don't have any vision at all.
"Captain, I found out..."
The security guard spoke while supporting the cross stake.
"Found it? Alright, burn this foreign temple for me." Ah Wei's eyes lit up when he heard that, and secretly thought that he had finally found the bat nest, and he could burn this damn foreign temple openly.
"burn?"
The security guard was taken aback, and thought to himself: "Although this nun is not enough for us, it's not enough to burn down their temples."
"Nonsense! Hurry up and burn it." Ah Wei immediately became angry when he saw such ink stains under his hands.
"Yes!" Seeing that Ah Wei was angry, the security team didn't dare to write any more ink, so they can do whatever the captain of the underworld tells them to do, anyway, the captain will be responsible for any accidents.
He immediately saluted, but with a click, the cross stake fell on him again.
"Even this rotten wood was burned together!" Awei said angrily, almost out of breath.
"Why did you burn my church?"
At this time, a fat nun suddenly rushed forward.
"My subordinates found out that your foreign temple is a bat den, and my task is to burn bats. Burning bats will definitely burn your foreign temple. This is called logic!"
"Do you understand, foreign woman!"
Awei said with widened eyes.
"nonsense!"
"Why do you say that there are bats in my church, and why do you burn the bats, so you have to burn my church."
"Say it, say it! Why?"
The fat nun immediately pressed down on the cross stake, and asked Ah Wei forcefully.
"Why should I? Tell me! Why should I..." Hearing this, Awei immediately took out his pistol and said proudly to the fat nun, even shaking the gun in his hand.
"The church is alive and the church is dead."
She pressed the cross stake on Awei's face as soon as she said a prayer.
"You shoot!"
After she finished speaking, she glared at Awei and roared.
Click!
Hearing this, Awei immediately lost his temper.
"My dignified security captain, can't I still get you a foreign woman?" He immediately loaded the pistol, but at this moment, the fat nun grabbed the pistol.
"You kill me, my life belongs to the Almighty Lord."
"Ready to give at any time!"
While speaking, she also climbed onto the cross stake, and Ah Wei's face turned purple from being pressed.
"In order to rebuild the church, I have gone through many vicissitudes. I did not hesitate to lose weight, gritted my teeth, and was not afraid of sacrifice. If you must burn the church, I will die with you."
She grabbed the pistol abruptly and pointed it at Awei.
"not good!"
At this time, Uncle Jiu rushed over. Seeing this scene, he hurried forward, blocked it with his foot, and pinned the pistol, only to hear a bang, and the gun went off.
"Ah, I killed someone!"
The fat nun was startled and almost fainted from fright.
Seeing that she was about to fall, Uncle Jiu hurriedly helped her up.
It's just that the fat nun was startled, which made Uncle Jiu very embarrassed. Fortunately, this was a misunderstanding. After clarifying it, he was not as nervous as before.
"Fortunately, you understand righteousness, unlike these ghosts and snakes, who are confused." The fat nun said, and gave Awei a look, leaving the other party speechless for a while.
But there is no way, who let his useless subordinate just now make a big oolong.
There are not enough nuns, so you can't take turns?
To his horror, he thought he had discovered a bat nest, and made such a fool of himself in front of Uncle Jiu.
"Auntie, can you show me around?" Uncle Jiu shook his head and asked.
"Okay, it's just that I don't welcome some people." Seeing that Uncle Jiu is a nice person, the fat nun agreed to Uncle Jiu's desire to see the church, but she gave A Wei a stare.
"Hmph, they searched inside, and we searched outside." Awei was a little embarrassed and said angrily.
"In here?"
At this time, Nianying, who was holding Su Qin, also came up from below with Qiu Sheng and others, but as soon as Su Qin came up, his eyes flashed and he became excited.
Weird!
He saw a strange evil spirit around him.
This is the first time he saw it.
Corpse-like aura is not corpse-like aura, ghost-like aura is not ghost-qi, monster-like aura is not demonic aura.
Inside the church.
"No, this is the most sacred place in the church, so it's disrespectful to God." The fat nun immediately rejected Uncle Jiu's attempt to break open the lock that was more than melon.
"Okay, then I won't bother."
When Uncle Jiu heard this, he rolled his eyes and nodded apologetically, but when he turned around, a talisman appeared in his hand, and his mana surged and burned immediately.
He spread out gently and fell to the ground.
With a touch of the foot, the talisman was sent into the retreat room along the crack of the door.
"Wait, it's on fire!"
At this moment, Uncle Jiu suddenly paused, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, he turned around quickly, and said to the fat nun.
Ask for recommendations and tips every day.
(End of this chapter)
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"snake?"
Avi was taken aback.
All of a sudden, he became more flexible in his movements, kicked his feet, and ran up without being pulled by anyone. The speed was extremely fast, but he always felt that something was pulling his hind legs.
"Oops, it bit me!"
The more afraid he was, the more he ran, the stronger the pulling force became.
"Run, run, run!"
Seeing this, the cousin next to him didn't dare to go forward, so she could only cheer him up.
Under extreme fear, Awei couldn't see the way clearly and tripped over an old tree root. He ignored the pain and crawled forward desperately.
wow~
At this time, the 'snake' that 'bited' his foot revealed its true colors.
A vine as thick as an arm.
On the other end of the vine, there was a large tree branch with many bats hanging upside down, but these bats seemed to be dead.
"Why are there so many bats in the water?" Uncle Jiu said suddenly.
This is ominous!
And there are viruses everywhere on the body, which can easily cause disasters.
"It's strange, there have never been so many bats here." The village chief was taken aback, and said in doubt.
"Go back and ask someone to look for it and see if there is a bat nest nearby." Uncle Jiu said to the village chief, who nodded. He also understood the seriousness of this matter.
"It's not a snake!" Awei let out a long breath.
I thought it was bitten by a snake and it scared him.
"Damn bats, you actually scared me! Well, when you find the bat nests, burn them all." Awei got up from the ground and said viciously.
The vine just now made him so embarrassed that he even lost face in front of his cousin. Awei blamed all of this on the bat, and he had already thought of a hundred ways to die for the bat.
"Village chief, let's look for it too." Uncle Jiu looked at Awei and shook his head, and the two left immediately.
It didn't take long for them to discover that there was a church on the hillside near the water source.
This church is not very big, but it is very secret, and it looks like it has been around for some time.
"hey-hey!"
"This foreign temple is so close to the water source. There must be a bat nest. Let me find it. Even this foreign temple was burned." Awei immediately walked up with five men.
In the church at this moment, a fat nun is installing a huge cross stake on the roof.
As soon as Awei came over, he had a dispute with several little nuns.
As a result, the huge cross stake on the roof fell instantly and hit Awei's back, overwhelming him. This made Awei, who had no good impression of the church, even angrier.
"Report Captain!"
At this time, one of his subordinates ran over and said to Awei.
"Report a fart! Help me up!"
Awei cursed suddenly.
I didn't see that he was still being pressed by the cross stake, like a dog with its tail pressed down, in a state of distress, I really don't have any vision at all.
"Captain, I found out..."
The security guard spoke while supporting the cross stake.
"Found it? Alright, burn this foreign temple for me." Ah Wei's eyes lit up when he heard that, and secretly thought that he had finally found the bat nest, and he could burn this damn foreign temple openly.
"burn?"
The security guard was taken aback, and thought to himself: "Although this nun is not enough for us, it's not enough to burn down their temples."
"Nonsense! Hurry up and burn it." Ah Wei immediately became angry when he saw such ink stains under his hands.
"Yes!" Seeing that Ah Wei was angry, the security team didn't dare to write any more ink, so they can do whatever the captain of the underworld tells them to do, anyway, the captain will be responsible for any accidents.
He immediately saluted, but with a click, the cross stake fell on him again.
"Even this rotten wood was burned together!" Awei said angrily, almost out of breath.
"Why did you burn my church?"
At this time, a fat nun suddenly rushed forward.
"My subordinates found out that your foreign temple is a bat den, and my task is to burn bats. Burning bats will definitely burn your foreign temple. This is called logic!"
"Do you understand, foreign woman!"
Awei said with widened eyes.
"nonsense!"
"Why do you say that there are bats in my church, and why do you burn the bats, so you have to burn my church."
"Say it, say it! Why?"
The fat nun immediately pressed down on the cross stake, and asked Ah Wei forcefully.
"Why should I? Tell me! Why should I..." Hearing this, Awei immediately took out his pistol and said proudly to the fat nun, even shaking the gun in his hand.
"The church is alive and the church is dead."
She pressed the cross stake on Awei's face as soon as she said a prayer.
"You shoot!"
After she finished speaking, she glared at Awei and roared.
Click!
Hearing this, Awei immediately lost his temper.
"My dignified security captain, can't I still get you a foreign woman?" He immediately loaded the pistol, but at this moment, the fat nun grabbed the pistol.
"You kill me, my life belongs to the Almighty Lord."
"Ready to give at any time!"
While speaking, she also climbed onto the cross stake, and Ah Wei's face turned purple from being pressed.
"In order to rebuild the church, I have gone through many vicissitudes. I did not hesitate to lose weight, gritted my teeth, and was not afraid of sacrifice. If you must burn the church, I will die with you."
She grabbed the pistol abruptly and pointed it at Awei.
"not good!"
At this time, Uncle Jiu rushed over. Seeing this scene, he hurried forward, blocked it with his foot, and pinned the pistol, only to hear a bang, and the gun went off.
"Ah, I killed someone!"
The fat nun was startled and almost fainted from fright.
Seeing that she was about to fall, Uncle Jiu hurriedly helped her up.
It's just that the fat nun was startled, which made Uncle Jiu very embarrassed. Fortunately, this was a misunderstanding. After clarifying it, he was not as nervous as before.
"Fortunately, you understand righteousness, unlike these ghosts and snakes, who are confused." The fat nun said, and gave Awei a look, leaving the other party speechless for a while.
But there is no way, who let his useless subordinate just now make a big oolong.
There are not enough nuns, so you can't take turns?
To his horror, he thought he had discovered a bat nest, and made such a fool of himself in front of Uncle Jiu.
"Auntie, can you show me around?" Uncle Jiu shook his head and asked.
"Okay, it's just that I don't welcome some people." Seeing that Uncle Jiu is a nice person, the fat nun agreed to Uncle Jiu's desire to see the church, but she gave A Wei a stare.
"Hmph, they searched inside, and we searched outside." Awei was a little embarrassed and said angrily.
"In here?"
At this time, Nianying, who was holding Su Qin, also came up from below with Qiu Sheng and others, but as soon as Su Qin came up, his eyes flashed and he became excited.
Weird!
He saw a strange evil spirit around him.
This is the first time he saw it.
Corpse-like aura is not corpse-like aura, ghost-like aura is not ghost-qi, monster-like aura is not demonic aura.
Inside the church.
"No, this is the most sacred place in the church, so it's disrespectful to God." The fat nun immediately rejected Uncle Jiu's attempt to break open the lock that was more than melon.
"Okay, then I won't bother."
When Uncle Jiu heard this, he rolled his eyes and nodded apologetically, but when he turned around, a talisman appeared in his hand, and his mana surged and burned immediately.
He spread out gently and fell to the ground.
With a touch of the foot, the talisman was sent into the retreat room along the crack of the door.
"Wait, it's on fire!"
At this moment, Uncle Jiu suddenly paused, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, he turned around quickly, and said to the fat nun.
Ask for recommendations and tips every day.
(End of this chapter)
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