At the beginning, Uncle Jiu wants to kill me
Chapter 147 Zombie King Xuankui!
Chapter 147 Zombie King Xuankui! (Part 1)
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"What happened?"
Ah Chu's screams immediately aroused everyone's shock, they got up one after another, and came out to see if there was any danger again.
However, when they came out, they couldn't help laughing softly when they saw a head that was even balder than Nintendo, and a face that didn't even have eyebrows.
"Late at night, don't sleep, burn your hair and play."
Mao Xiaofang looked at the scorched black on the top of his apprentice's head and the black ashes on his face, glared at Ah Chu angrily, and went back to sleep without waiting for the other party to explain.
Ah Chu: "????"
what the hell!
Master, listen to my explanation.
"Junior brother, I didn't expect you to still have this hobby. Senior brother was rude in the past, so farewell!" Xiao Hai stroked his eyebrows and immediately cupped his fists.
Hey!
Brother, what do you mean, wait... don't go, listen to my explanation.
"Junior Brother Ah Chu, your thoughts are very trendy. If you have time, you can communicate more with Mr. Ren under my Uncle Su Qin. He also likes to be bald." Wen Cai patted Ah Chu on the shoulder, turned and left.
Uncle Jiu didn't speak, but shook his head, sighed, and secretly said in his heart: "It seems that the literary talent is not that bad. Although the skill is poor, there is no problem with the brain."
A Chu: "..."
Hey!
Su Qin just secretly smiled.
He muttered in a low voice: "Xiao Yanzi, you real skin, why don't you change your name to 'Pi Yanqiu', or just call it 'Pi Yan'."
Void Swallowing Flame: "..."
A small farce gradually fell silent under the deep night sky.
The next day.
Early in the morning, the doors of Fuxi Daotang were blocked.
When Uncle Jiu opened the door, he was startled.
Dozens of folks gathered around the door with eggs, snacks, broiler chickens, fat ducks, vegetables, sweet potatoes, etc. in their hands.
"Master Mao is awesome!"
"Thank you, Master Mao, for making our Fengshui in Gantian Town so good."
"Yeah, old man, I'm 65 this year, and this is the first time I've seen a fairy."
"Since the Dragon Vein Stone was taken away, my chickens, not to mention laying eggs, did not fart, but since the Dragon Vein Tree was blessed by the gods, my chickens not only started to lay eggs, but they were also very big! I brought some specially for you."
These folks immediately spoke one after another.
"Everyone, I'm not Mao Xiaofang."
Uncle Jiu felt dizzy for a while.
no way!
Who made him and his younger brother look so similar.
"Master Mao, don't be joking. How many years have you folks, can you still admit your mistake? You are Master Mao!"
"That's right, that's right, I didn't expect Master Mao to be able to make jokes."
"Master Mao, please accept these wishes from the folks."
The villagers shook their heads when they heard the words.
He is obviously Master Mao, but he still insists that he is not.
Could it be that they can still admit their mistakes?
"Everyone, I'm really not Mao Xiaofang, I'm Mao Xiaofang's older brother, Lin Jiu."
Uncle Jiu waved his hand and said to everyone.
"Really?"
"No way!"
"Hey, look carefully, there are really some differences."
"He is older than Master Mao and has a rounder face."
"Yes, Master Mao's Chinese character face is more obvious."
"That's right, the eyebrows are also different. Lin Jiudao's eyebrows are actually in a straight line."
Hearing what Uncle Jiu said, everyone took a closer look.
I really found that there are some differences, but the two are too similar, and I can't find it if I don't look carefully.
"Folks, this is just a trivial matter, there is no need for this."
At this time, Mao Xiaofang finally came out.
Standing together, he and Uncle Jiu are really very similar, but if you look carefully, there is still a difference.
"Master Mao, your brother really looks like you."
"Now it's all right. With Master Mao here, we could have been safe. Now that a Taoist priest has come, we will have a good life."
"Yes yes yes, Master Mao, Daoist Lin, please give us your kindness."
The villagers immediately started talking again.
"Master, you'd better take it, or the folks won't leave." Ah Chu walked over at this time, seeing so many things, his throat moved immediately.
This is a harbinger of extra meals!
"Killing evil and eliminating demons, eliminating demons and defending Dao is the duty of us cultivators." Mao Xiaofang said.
"But you have protected the feng shui of our Gantian Town, and let us have good weather and good luck. The two big geese that were about to die in my family yesterday suddenly jumped alive today. This is thanks to you! So, these two goose eggs and Some vegetables must be accepted." An aunt said.
"That's right, Master Mao, after my wife became pregnant, she always had stomach pains, but since the immortal blessed her last night, she immediately stopped the pain."
"The safety of the mother and child is all thanks to you. If you don't follow these thoughts, how dare we bother you in the future." A middle-aged man in the Mediterranean said.
"Master, these are the wishes of the blind daters, you should accept them. After all, we also need to spend money to buy yellow paper and chicken blood." Ah Chu said.
"It's hard to turn down the kindness!" Xiao Hai said.
"Okay, let's make sense then!"
Mao Xiaofang glanced at the two apprentices, and when he heard the other party say about buying yellow paper, his eyes flickered and he nodded involuntarily.
Recently!
The expenses of Fuxi Daotang are indeed not enough.
After receiving these gifts, Zilong and Director Song also came to send some wishes. After Mao Xiaofang shied away a few times, seeing that the other party was too strong to give up, he put them away.
Seeing that everyone had left, Fuxi Taoist Hall became quiet.
"Master, Master is really welcome here." Wen Cai said in a low voice.
Although Uncle Jiu is also very prestigious in Renjia Town, but I feel that the folks in Gantian Town are more enthusiastic and generous. These eggs, goose eggs, and fat ducks look delicious.
"Wouldn't it be better? Later, you stay here and live with your uncle." Uncle Jiu nodded with a smile.
Wencai: "..."
Got it!
This hits the gun again, but what does this mean.
"Second brother, what happened to the zombie king you mentioned in your letter?" Uncle Jiu no longer entangled with this matter, but asked about something important.
It is also the purpose of this visit.
After finishing the matter here, Uncle Jiu will return to Renjia Town.
After all, his ashram and Yizhuang are all over there. Aunt Cane is also preparing for her wedding these days, and it's time to finish what she promised.
and……
Counting the days, Master Yixiu should be back.
The news about the third Buddha's relic is very important.
"Brother, this zombie is extraordinary. It has reached the realm of the eighth-rank zombie king, and it belongs to the imperial family of the Qing court, named Xuan Kui!" Mao Xiaofang said in a deep voice.
"Rank [-] Royal Zombie King, Xuan Kui?!" Uncle Ninth suddenly looked serious.
Start breaking out today!Is there any reward?
Rich boss, please give me a reward of 1 yuan. Shuaihuo wants to get a badge with 30 rewards, but it is more than [-] short.Also, can you give me a free recommendation ticket?Let Shuai Huo also get some chicken blood.
You guys are handsome, you won't refuse, right?
After all, generous and heroic people all fly handsomely.
(End of this chapter)
~
"What happened?"
Ah Chu's screams immediately aroused everyone's shock, they got up one after another, and came out to see if there was any danger again.
However, when they came out, they couldn't help laughing softly when they saw a head that was even balder than Nintendo, and a face that didn't even have eyebrows.
"Late at night, don't sleep, burn your hair and play."
Mao Xiaofang looked at the scorched black on the top of his apprentice's head and the black ashes on his face, glared at Ah Chu angrily, and went back to sleep without waiting for the other party to explain.
Ah Chu: "????"
what the hell!
Master, listen to my explanation.
"Junior brother, I didn't expect you to still have this hobby. Senior brother was rude in the past, so farewell!" Xiao Hai stroked his eyebrows and immediately cupped his fists.
Hey!
Brother, what do you mean, wait... don't go, listen to my explanation.
"Junior Brother Ah Chu, your thoughts are very trendy. If you have time, you can communicate more with Mr. Ren under my Uncle Su Qin. He also likes to be bald." Wen Cai patted Ah Chu on the shoulder, turned and left.
Uncle Jiu didn't speak, but shook his head, sighed, and secretly said in his heart: "It seems that the literary talent is not that bad. Although the skill is poor, there is no problem with the brain."
A Chu: "..."
Hey!
Su Qin just secretly smiled.
He muttered in a low voice: "Xiao Yanzi, you real skin, why don't you change your name to 'Pi Yanqiu', or just call it 'Pi Yan'."
Void Swallowing Flame: "..."
A small farce gradually fell silent under the deep night sky.
The next day.
Early in the morning, the doors of Fuxi Daotang were blocked.
When Uncle Jiu opened the door, he was startled.
Dozens of folks gathered around the door with eggs, snacks, broiler chickens, fat ducks, vegetables, sweet potatoes, etc. in their hands.
"Master Mao is awesome!"
"Thank you, Master Mao, for making our Fengshui in Gantian Town so good."
"Yeah, old man, I'm 65 this year, and this is the first time I've seen a fairy."
"Since the Dragon Vein Stone was taken away, my chickens, not to mention laying eggs, did not fart, but since the Dragon Vein Tree was blessed by the gods, my chickens not only started to lay eggs, but they were also very big! I brought some specially for you."
These folks immediately spoke one after another.
"Everyone, I'm not Mao Xiaofang."
Uncle Jiu felt dizzy for a while.
no way!
Who made him and his younger brother look so similar.
"Master Mao, don't be joking. How many years have you folks, can you still admit your mistake? You are Master Mao!"
"That's right, that's right, I didn't expect Master Mao to be able to make jokes."
"Master Mao, please accept these wishes from the folks."
The villagers shook their heads when they heard the words.
He is obviously Master Mao, but he still insists that he is not.
Could it be that they can still admit their mistakes?
"Everyone, I'm really not Mao Xiaofang, I'm Mao Xiaofang's older brother, Lin Jiu."
Uncle Jiu waved his hand and said to everyone.
"Really?"
"No way!"
"Hey, look carefully, there are really some differences."
"He is older than Master Mao and has a rounder face."
"Yes, Master Mao's Chinese character face is more obvious."
"That's right, the eyebrows are also different. Lin Jiudao's eyebrows are actually in a straight line."
Hearing what Uncle Jiu said, everyone took a closer look.
I really found that there are some differences, but the two are too similar, and I can't find it if I don't look carefully.
"Folks, this is just a trivial matter, there is no need for this."
At this time, Mao Xiaofang finally came out.
Standing together, he and Uncle Jiu are really very similar, but if you look carefully, there is still a difference.
"Master Mao, your brother really looks like you."
"Now it's all right. With Master Mao here, we could have been safe. Now that a Taoist priest has come, we will have a good life."
"Yes yes yes, Master Mao, Daoist Lin, please give us your kindness."
The villagers immediately started talking again.
"Master, you'd better take it, or the folks won't leave." Ah Chu walked over at this time, seeing so many things, his throat moved immediately.
This is a harbinger of extra meals!
"Killing evil and eliminating demons, eliminating demons and defending Dao is the duty of us cultivators." Mao Xiaofang said.
"But you have protected the feng shui of our Gantian Town, and let us have good weather and good luck. The two big geese that were about to die in my family yesterday suddenly jumped alive today. This is thanks to you! So, these two goose eggs and Some vegetables must be accepted." An aunt said.
"That's right, Master Mao, after my wife became pregnant, she always had stomach pains, but since the immortal blessed her last night, she immediately stopped the pain."
"The safety of the mother and child is all thanks to you. If you don't follow these thoughts, how dare we bother you in the future." A middle-aged man in the Mediterranean said.
"Master, these are the wishes of the blind daters, you should accept them. After all, we also need to spend money to buy yellow paper and chicken blood." Ah Chu said.
"It's hard to turn down the kindness!" Xiao Hai said.
"Okay, let's make sense then!"
Mao Xiaofang glanced at the two apprentices, and when he heard the other party say about buying yellow paper, his eyes flickered and he nodded involuntarily.
Recently!
The expenses of Fuxi Daotang are indeed not enough.
After receiving these gifts, Zilong and Director Song also came to send some wishes. After Mao Xiaofang shied away a few times, seeing that the other party was too strong to give up, he put them away.
Seeing that everyone had left, Fuxi Taoist Hall became quiet.
"Master, Master is really welcome here." Wen Cai said in a low voice.
Although Uncle Jiu is also very prestigious in Renjia Town, but I feel that the folks in Gantian Town are more enthusiastic and generous. These eggs, goose eggs, and fat ducks look delicious.
"Wouldn't it be better? Later, you stay here and live with your uncle." Uncle Jiu nodded with a smile.
Wencai: "..."
Got it!
This hits the gun again, but what does this mean.
"Second brother, what happened to the zombie king you mentioned in your letter?" Uncle Jiu no longer entangled with this matter, but asked about something important.
It is also the purpose of this visit.
After finishing the matter here, Uncle Jiu will return to Renjia Town.
After all, his ashram and Yizhuang are all over there. Aunt Cane is also preparing for her wedding these days, and it's time to finish what she promised.
and……
Counting the days, Master Yixiu should be back.
The news about the third Buddha's relic is very important.
"Brother, this zombie is extraordinary. It has reached the realm of the eighth-rank zombie king, and it belongs to the imperial family of the Qing court, named Xuan Kui!" Mao Xiaofang said in a deep voice.
"Rank [-] Royal Zombie King, Xuan Kui?!" Uncle Ninth suddenly looked serious.
Start breaking out today!Is there any reward?
Rich boss, please give me a reward of 1 yuan. Shuaihuo wants to get a badge with 30 rewards, but it is more than [-] short.Also, can you give me a free recommendation ticket?Let Shuai Huo also get some chicken blood.
You guys are handsome, you won't refuse, right?
After all, generous and heroic people all fly handsomely.
(End of this chapter)
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