At the beginning, Uncle Jiu wants to kill me

Chapter 5 The female ghost is furious!
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boom!
Wu Yaoming was immediately sent flying by the arm of 'Half Life', he couldn't beat him at all.

"That is……"

Suddenly, Wu Yaoming found the pot ashes on the kang.

He remembered!
"This is what that bastard Ah Qiang left behind when he caught Big Treasure and Little Treasure last time. If you smear this pot of ashes on it, you can become invisible." Wu Yaoming hurriedly got on the kang.

brush brush~
It is no exaggeration to say that this is the fastest time for Wu Yaoming to take off his clothes in his life.

Within a few seconds, he took off his clothes, smeared the pot ash on most of his body, then hid under the quilt and pushed the clothes out.

"Ok?"

'Half Life' was stunned for a moment, in its eyes, a suit of clothes appeared out of nowhere under the quilt, and in doubt, it threw off the quilt.

Nothing at all!

It was just a smell similar to body odor, filling in front of him, as if there was something there, but in its eyes, there was indeed nothing.

It immediately followed the smell and searched away.

Suddenly, a white and tender sole appeared in front of its eyes.

"Oops!"

Uncle Ming was startled, and only then did he realize that when he wiped the pot ash just now, he couldn't reach the soles of his feet, so he didn't smear the pot ash on that position.

Not daring to be careless, he quickly sat up.

But with this movement, the stench of pot ashes on his body became more obvious.

Perhaps this smell is nothing to ordinary people, but it is very clear and audible to ghosts and ghosts.

"This is not a solution!" The more Uncle Ming moved, it seemed that the "half a lifetime" became more doubtful, and he became serious, and he hurried down the kang.

He wanted to lie on the same black ebony wood, hoping to cover the smell of pot ash on his body through the smell of ebony wood, but he also thought that the back should not have been smeared with pot ash.

"That's the only way!" He turned around quickly, and leaned his back against the ebony cabinet to cover it up, but in this way, the front was exposed.

But he didn't see that when he was lying on the ebony cabinet just now, the pot ashes on his chest had been wiped off.

'Half Life' swept Uncle Sao Ming's chest, and then scratched his palm, which seemed very appropriate.

"what!"

Uncle Ming originally closed his eyes nervously, but he soon felt a sharp pain in front of him, and quickly screamed in pain.

However, it seems that this "half-life-long" IQ, compared to Uncle Ming, did not show much, and even put his finger in Uncle Ming's mouth.

"I will bite you to death!" Uncle Ming was frightened, and in a hurry, he didn't care if this 'half life' was stinky rice cake or thick phlegm, he just kept his mouth shut.

'Half a lifetime' seemed to be in pain, and he quickly withdrew his hand.

"Fuck you!" Uncle Ming took advantage of this effort to quickly push it away, removed the cabinet, and ran to the outside of the living room. The flame was still burning by the stove.

However, the mushroom flowers in the oil pan have already been opened.

"There is a chance!"

Seeing the frying pan rolling away, Uncle Ming seemed to see an opportunity.

At this time, 'Half Life' also caught up with him. After a big battle, Uncle Ming seemed to have a higher IQ. He caught the opponent's eyes and threw him into the pot.

But "Half Life" did not disappoint Uncle Ming. In order to catch the eye, he rushed over. Uncle Ming quickly borrowed his strength and pushed it down.

Jie Jie!

Terrible ghost screams came from the oil pan.

"I don't know what your name is!" Uncle Ming took a deep breath, and it was a lot easier to deal with a ghost.

But at this moment, as soon as the sky reached the horizon, Liu Guang rushed towards him, and it was the female evil spirit who rushed forward with all her strength.

"pain!"

"help me!"

A voice that only ghosts could understand reached the ears of the female evil ghost.

"I'm coming!" The female evil ghost also roared.

"Let's go!" When Dabao saw this evil female ghost, he was almost scared out of his wits.

This female ghost is too dull, she is very fierce, it is better to walk.

"Want to go?"

Seeing that Dabao was about to leave, the female evil ghost smiled ferociously, and with a wave of her palm, she grabbed Dabao in her palm, and immediately hit the wooden door like a shield.

Bang bang bang!
A series of explosions emanated from Dabao's body.

The yellow talisman pasted on the door released Daowei.

boom!
The female evil ghost waved her hand, and a wave of Yin Qi rushed up, knocking Dabao into the air, and knocking open the door behind him.

It's just that she came in too late, and 'Half Life' had already been fried to death.

"Don't come here, or I'll throw it down."

Uncle Ming saw the door being knocked open, Dabao rolled in from the outside, and behind him, a more terrifying female ghost appeared, his eyes widened in fright.

"If you dare to throw it down, I'll throw him down too!" The female evil ghost raised her arm, and picked up Xiaobao who was in her hand earlier.

"You are here, save me!" In the wine jar, the horse thief screamed.

The female evil ghost looked at Uncle Ming, carried Xiao Bao, and walked over cautiously.

"Damn female ghost, let go of Xiaobao!"

Just when the female evil ghost passed by Dabao, Dabao, who had already got up, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her hard, dragging her to the ground.

"Wow!"

Uncle Ming was taken aback for a moment, he never expected that Da Bao, who had always looked like a coward, would dare to attack this evil woman for Xiao Bao's sake.

However, with Dabao's tugging, Xiaobao immediately ran away.

"go to hell!"

Seeing that Xiaobao also ran away, Uncle Ming quickly threw the wine jar in his hand into the oil pan, so as not to be snatched away by the evil female ghost in a while, and there would be another enemy at that time.

boom!
Thick smoke was billowing, and Yin Qi was shaking.

The wine jar was shattered, and the boiling oil pan instantly scorched the soul of the horse thief and ghost. It was extremely miserable, as if falling into an endless hell.

The deep frying that hurt the soul made the opponent howl miserably.

"No—" the female evil ghost growled.

"Ahhhh!"

"You are all going to die!"

"I want to slaughter the village, and leave no chicken or dog behind!"

The cold voice made Uncle Ming get goosebumps all over his body even though he had run more than ten meters away.

"Oops!" Uncle Ming's complexion changed drastically, his legs were about to go limp.

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"It's so dark!" Su Qin, who was stepping on top of Ah Qiang's head, suddenly looked condensed, and he could clearly feel the terrible evil spirit.

Moreover, this smell is too stinky!
"Is this the smell of ghosts? It smells so bad!" Su Qin couldn't stand it anymore. The stench was really unpleasant.

Now, he finally understood.

Why did the dogs bark wildly when they saw ghosts in the horror movies in the previous life.

In fact, it wasn't that the dog saw the ghost, but that the dog's nose smelled the stench from the ghost, which was really hard to resist.

Even if the eyes are blindfolded, it seems to be clearly visible.

The strong smell is in the dog's nose, almost forming a human shape.

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　To be a man is to be honest, to read a book is to vote.

　　
　
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