At the beginning, Uncle Jiu wants to kill me
Chapter 52 Kill the Iron Corpse and be promoted to Rank 4!
Chapter 52: Kill Iron Corpse and Promote to Rank Four!
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"what!"
The chef's legs went limp in fright: "Master, it can send the smell of seafood from the mouth to the nose, then to the brain, and then to the back of the head to the tailbone, making your whole body very comfortable and enjoyable! "
"I don't like to eat wasabi!" The marshal roared.
The chef immediately said with a mournful face, "If you don't eat, you don't eat!"
"Hmph!" The handsome man just sat back.
"Marshal, when eating lobster, don't use too much force, use Yin power, and when eating lobster, you have to tell the lobster, I want to eat you, I want to eat you!" The chef continued.
"Is it really that delicious?" The handsome man looked at the chef suspiciously.
However, he still picked up his chopsticks, picked up a portion of lobster and wanted to eat it. The chef next to him quickly said, "Wait a minute, Commander, you haven't said anything yet."
The commander-in-chief was speechless for a while, do you have to say it?
"Lobster, lobster, I want to eat you, I want to eat you!" The marshal put the lobster into his mouth with one bite.
"Huh? The lobster is a bit of a bomb, and it bounces along the tongue to the tongue. A strong seafood flavor fills the brain. It is really beautiful." The marshal nodded in satisfaction.
At this moment, Nianying walked in with Uncle Jiu.
"Brother-in-law, my sister told me to invite Uncle Jiu to see you." Nianying said.
"I'm not sick, except that my feet are a little stiff, my fingers are growing a little, and my neck is a little itchy. I'm fine at all." The commander suddenly said dissatisfied.
"Corpse poison?" Uncle Jiu shrank suddenly.
The other party's fingernails were two or three centimeters long, but they turned blue, and there were tooth marks on his neck, obviously poisoned by corpse poison, and his symptoms were exactly the same as Wen Cai's.
"I just don't know if it was bitten by Mrs. Ren." Uncle Jiu thought to himself.
"Don't be like this, brother-in-law, it's my sister's wish." Nianying said.
"Okay! Alright, forget it..." The commander-in-chief got a headache from this little sister-in-law, and said to the subordinate next to him: "Come on, add a seat!"
"Yes!"
"Come here, let's eat sushi together!" The handsome said angrily.
"You black bean sauce!"
"Huh? Brother-in-law, why are you called Uncle Jiu... Dou Chiying?" Nianying was taken aback for a moment, and asked curiously.
"You don't know, this guy used to rob women from other people, but if he couldn't, he became a Taoist priest. Those Taoist brothers and Taoists call him Taoist Ying."
"After yelling and yelling, it became Dou Chi Ying, Dou Chi Ying, so I changed my name to Lin Jiu."
"Of course, his real name sounds better...isn't it, Jiaojiao?" The commander seemed to have found a topic, and suddenly said excitedly.
"Hmph!" Uncle Jiu suddenly looked a little unhappy, but Su Qin, who was in Nianying's arms, burst out laughing.
"It turns out that Uncle Jiu is like this, from Uncle Ying to Uncle Jiu..." This is a small gossip that was never mentioned in the original play.
Sure enough, people are gossip-minded.
"Hey, Nianying, what are you doing here with a puppy?" The marshal discovered that there was a little black dog lying in Nianying's arms, and he was still laughing so hard at this moment.
"This little dog is also smart, and he even knows that this Dou Chiying thing is funny." The handsome nodded.
"Forget it, let's eat together." He raised his hand.
Immediately, Uncle Jiu and the others sat down and began to eat.
Su Qin doesn't like these sushi, he only likes to eat Chinese food, but Uncle Jiu, because it's the first time he eats it, he almost trembles, he eats it so cheerfully.
During the period, Uncle Jiu asked the general some questions, and finally figured out the reason why the general was poisoned by the corpse.
However, it was very funny, he took the mustard, the culprit that almost caused the commander to shoot the chef just now, as a delicacy, and swallowed it in a big gulp, making Su Qin feel his head go cold.
"Young Mistress, be careful."
At this moment, two women walked in suddenly outside the door.
bass!
Uncle Jiu immediately stood up and walked in front of one of them.
It's just that he was still punched by the hotness of mustard, so he didn't have time to speak, but the woman in front of him spoke directly: "Brother Ying, long time no see."
"Lianmei, are you alright?" Uncle Jiu spun and spun his brain hard, tears streaming down his face.
"Brother Ying, don't be like this." Michelle suddenly looked a little complicated.
"I'm fine. Congratulations on becoming a mother." Uncle Jiu shook his head, but he suddenly saw the pretty woman next to him.
"Huh?" It seemed that the other party had an evil spirit on him.
Seeing Uncle Jiu looking at her, the woman quickly lowered her head, not daring to look at Uncle Jiu.
"Brother Ying, what happened to Dalong's illness?"
Looking at the handsome man who was still eating, Michelle suddenly asked, Uncle Jiu came back to his senses and said, "It's okay, I'll just go to the ancestral hall to have a look."
"Young Mistress, it's time for you to go back to your room and rest." The pretty woman said hastily.
"Come on, prepare a horse!"
"Report to Commander, the horse was poked to death by you last night!"
At this time, the commander-in-chief had finished his meal and was about to leave for the ancestral hall. Uncle Jiu wanted to ask, but there was no time.
Besides, he is a big man, it is not appropriate for him to ask a woman who looks like a young woman all the time.
"Forget it, let Aunt Cane go and have a look when you come back from the ancestral hall." Uncle Jiu thought for a while, he was indeed a bit inappropriate now.
Soon the commander-in-chief and others set off for the ancestral hall.
Originally, Nianying also wanted to go, but Uncle Jiu disagreed, so Su Qin stood on top of an officer and soldier under his reluctant gaze, and set off together.
The journey was fast, because Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were not there, and Uncle Jiu wanted to show off his knowledge, so there was no room for him.
The big boss, the handsome, was not interested in this at all, so they came to the ancestral hall very quickly along the way.
"According to the pattern of the fairy splashing water, people in this village cannot be buried after death. It is said that 'the coffin touches the ground, and the whole family is unlucky'."
"Don't talk about the burial, even if you breathe the earth's air, there will be accidents at home." Uncle Jiu sighed.
"Really!" The handsome man said.
"If I'm not wrong..." Uncle Jiu said, but before he finished speaking, he saw a loud noise coming from the ancestral hall.
"problem occurs!"
Everyone rushed into the ancestral hall immediately, only to see a man in silk and satin Tang suit, slamming wildly inside, as if he wanted to go out, but he didn't dare.
At this moment, as soon as everyone came in, they immediately found a vent.
And the goal...
It is the handsome!
"The corpse has changed!" Uncle Jiu's eyes froze immediately, and he had already evolved to the fourth-rank Iron Corpse Realm.
Although it looked like he had just broken through to rank four Iron Corpse, if it went out, it would definitely be a disaster, turning a whole town into a dead town.
"I'll accept you..." However, as soon as Uncle Jiu finished speaking, he heard his stomach growl.
The key is that he actually had a stomachache!
"Haha!" Su Qin suddenly laughed.
However, this is just right, if you kill this fourth-rank iron corpse, you can be promoted.
"In order to celebrate this great moment, you deserve my magic power once." Su Qin thought to himself.
hum!
The supernatural powers of heaven, earth, and dharma immediately unfolded.
Under everyone's horrified eyes, Su Qin turned into a ten-meter giant beast, almost smashing the ancestral hall, and slapped it with one paw.
Bang!
Su Qin in this state, even Ren Weiyong's fifth-rank bronze corpse can dance tango, let alone this fourth-rank iron corpse.
With a sudden bang, the iron corpse hit the wall, and its body almost fell apart.
However, Su Qin didn't intend to let it go, another paw, and nails that looked like sharp weapons of magic weapons, flicked out.
puff!
An ear-piercing and sharp sound sounded, and the fourth-grade iron corpse, which was as strong as copper skin and iron bones, was split into several pieces in an instant and scattered all over the ground.
A large amount of corpse energy dispersed, and was absorbed by Su Qin directly with the five-method reversal.
"This, this... Dou Chiying, come and help, there are monsters!" Seeing this scene, the commander-in-chief was about to faint from fright, and even forgot to shoot.
"What's it called?"
"Call again, I ate you!"
At this moment, a cold and stern voice exploded from the commander's ear.
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Ming people don't say dark words: I want rewards and recommendation tickets!
(End of this chapter)
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"what!"
The chef's legs went limp in fright: "Master, it can send the smell of seafood from the mouth to the nose, then to the brain, and then to the back of the head to the tailbone, making your whole body very comfortable and enjoyable! "
"I don't like to eat wasabi!" The marshal roared.
The chef immediately said with a mournful face, "If you don't eat, you don't eat!"
"Hmph!" The handsome man just sat back.
"Marshal, when eating lobster, don't use too much force, use Yin power, and when eating lobster, you have to tell the lobster, I want to eat you, I want to eat you!" The chef continued.
"Is it really that delicious?" The handsome man looked at the chef suspiciously.
However, he still picked up his chopsticks, picked up a portion of lobster and wanted to eat it. The chef next to him quickly said, "Wait a minute, Commander, you haven't said anything yet."
The commander-in-chief was speechless for a while, do you have to say it?
"Lobster, lobster, I want to eat you, I want to eat you!" The marshal put the lobster into his mouth with one bite.
"Huh? The lobster is a bit of a bomb, and it bounces along the tongue to the tongue. A strong seafood flavor fills the brain. It is really beautiful." The marshal nodded in satisfaction.
At this moment, Nianying walked in with Uncle Jiu.
"Brother-in-law, my sister told me to invite Uncle Jiu to see you." Nianying said.
"I'm not sick, except that my feet are a little stiff, my fingers are growing a little, and my neck is a little itchy. I'm fine at all." The commander suddenly said dissatisfied.
"Corpse poison?" Uncle Jiu shrank suddenly.
The other party's fingernails were two or three centimeters long, but they turned blue, and there were tooth marks on his neck, obviously poisoned by corpse poison, and his symptoms were exactly the same as Wen Cai's.
"I just don't know if it was bitten by Mrs. Ren." Uncle Jiu thought to himself.
"Don't be like this, brother-in-law, it's my sister's wish." Nianying said.
"Okay! Alright, forget it..." The commander-in-chief got a headache from this little sister-in-law, and said to the subordinate next to him: "Come on, add a seat!"
"Yes!"
"Come here, let's eat sushi together!" The handsome said angrily.
"You black bean sauce!"
"Huh? Brother-in-law, why are you called Uncle Jiu... Dou Chiying?" Nianying was taken aback for a moment, and asked curiously.
"You don't know, this guy used to rob women from other people, but if he couldn't, he became a Taoist priest. Those Taoist brothers and Taoists call him Taoist Ying."
"After yelling and yelling, it became Dou Chi Ying, Dou Chi Ying, so I changed my name to Lin Jiu."
"Of course, his real name sounds better...isn't it, Jiaojiao?" The commander seemed to have found a topic, and suddenly said excitedly.
"Hmph!" Uncle Jiu suddenly looked a little unhappy, but Su Qin, who was in Nianying's arms, burst out laughing.
"It turns out that Uncle Jiu is like this, from Uncle Ying to Uncle Jiu..." This is a small gossip that was never mentioned in the original play.
Sure enough, people are gossip-minded.
"Hey, Nianying, what are you doing here with a puppy?" The marshal discovered that there was a little black dog lying in Nianying's arms, and he was still laughing so hard at this moment.
"This little dog is also smart, and he even knows that this Dou Chiying thing is funny." The handsome nodded.
"Forget it, let's eat together." He raised his hand.
Immediately, Uncle Jiu and the others sat down and began to eat.
Su Qin doesn't like these sushi, he only likes to eat Chinese food, but Uncle Jiu, because it's the first time he eats it, he almost trembles, he eats it so cheerfully.
During the period, Uncle Jiu asked the general some questions, and finally figured out the reason why the general was poisoned by the corpse.
However, it was very funny, he took the mustard, the culprit that almost caused the commander to shoot the chef just now, as a delicacy, and swallowed it in a big gulp, making Su Qin feel his head go cold.
"Young Mistress, be careful."
At this moment, two women walked in suddenly outside the door.
bass!
Uncle Jiu immediately stood up and walked in front of one of them.
It's just that he was still punched by the hotness of mustard, so he didn't have time to speak, but the woman in front of him spoke directly: "Brother Ying, long time no see."
"Lianmei, are you alright?" Uncle Jiu spun and spun his brain hard, tears streaming down his face.
"Brother Ying, don't be like this." Michelle suddenly looked a little complicated.
"I'm fine. Congratulations on becoming a mother." Uncle Jiu shook his head, but he suddenly saw the pretty woman next to him.
"Huh?" It seemed that the other party had an evil spirit on him.
Seeing Uncle Jiu looking at her, the woman quickly lowered her head, not daring to look at Uncle Jiu.
"Brother Ying, what happened to Dalong's illness?"
Looking at the handsome man who was still eating, Michelle suddenly asked, Uncle Jiu came back to his senses and said, "It's okay, I'll just go to the ancestral hall to have a look."
"Young Mistress, it's time for you to go back to your room and rest." The pretty woman said hastily.
"Come on, prepare a horse!"
"Report to Commander, the horse was poked to death by you last night!"
At this time, the commander-in-chief had finished his meal and was about to leave for the ancestral hall. Uncle Jiu wanted to ask, but there was no time.
Besides, he is a big man, it is not appropriate for him to ask a woman who looks like a young woman all the time.
"Forget it, let Aunt Cane go and have a look when you come back from the ancestral hall." Uncle Jiu thought for a while, he was indeed a bit inappropriate now.
Soon the commander-in-chief and others set off for the ancestral hall.
Originally, Nianying also wanted to go, but Uncle Jiu disagreed, so Su Qin stood on top of an officer and soldier under his reluctant gaze, and set off together.
The journey was fast, because Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were not there, and Uncle Jiu wanted to show off his knowledge, so there was no room for him.
The big boss, the handsome, was not interested in this at all, so they came to the ancestral hall very quickly along the way.
"According to the pattern of the fairy splashing water, people in this village cannot be buried after death. It is said that 'the coffin touches the ground, and the whole family is unlucky'."
"Don't talk about the burial, even if you breathe the earth's air, there will be accidents at home." Uncle Jiu sighed.
"Really!" The handsome man said.
"If I'm not wrong..." Uncle Jiu said, but before he finished speaking, he saw a loud noise coming from the ancestral hall.
"problem occurs!"
Everyone rushed into the ancestral hall immediately, only to see a man in silk and satin Tang suit, slamming wildly inside, as if he wanted to go out, but he didn't dare.
At this moment, as soon as everyone came in, they immediately found a vent.
And the goal...
It is the handsome!
"The corpse has changed!" Uncle Jiu's eyes froze immediately, and he had already evolved to the fourth-rank Iron Corpse Realm.
Although it looked like he had just broken through to rank four Iron Corpse, if it went out, it would definitely be a disaster, turning a whole town into a dead town.
"I'll accept you..." However, as soon as Uncle Jiu finished speaking, he heard his stomach growl.
The key is that he actually had a stomachache!
"Haha!" Su Qin suddenly laughed.
However, this is just right, if you kill this fourth-rank iron corpse, you can be promoted.
"In order to celebrate this great moment, you deserve my magic power once." Su Qin thought to himself.
hum!
The supernatural powers of heaven, earth, and dharma immediately unfolded.
Under everyone's horrified eyes, Su Qin turned into a ten-meter giant beast, almost smashing the ancestral hall, and slapped it with one paw.
Bang!
Su Qin in this state, even Ren Weiyong's fifth-rank bronze corpse can dance tango, let alone this fourth-rank iron corpse.
With a sudden bang, the iron corpse hit the wall, and its body almost fell apart.
However, Su Qin didn't intend to let it go, another paw, and nails that looked like sharp weapons of magic weapons, flicked out.
puff!
An ear-piercing and sharp sound sounded, and the fourth-grade iron corpse, which was as strong as copper skin and iron bones, was split into several pieces in an instant and scattered all over the ground.
A large amount of corpse energy dispersed, and was absorbed by Su Qin directly with the five-method reversal.
"This, this... Dou Chiying, come and help, there are monsters!" Seeing this scene, the commander-in-chief was about to faint from fright, and even forgot to shoot.
"What's it called?"
"Call again, I ate you!"
At this moment, a cold and stern voice exploded from the commander's ear.
~
Ming people don't say dark words: I want rewards and recommendation tickets!
(End of this chapter)
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