my old life

Chapter 1106

If the Buddha wanted to change his mind, he probably wouldn't keep me until now. On the other hand, if he didn't get rid of me, he would definitely win me over!

There is only a layer of window paper between threats and wooing. No matter what methods and methods he uses, he cannot do without this principle. They are all routines!
"This, what is this?" The fox turned his head and exclaimed, I couldn't see anything else but I could see the surprised expression of the fox!
For a while, I thought about many possibilities in my heart, but none of them was a good thing for me, because there is no reason not to let me go out after the game is completed!

I moved my hands and began to pull the coffin cover. No matter what I said, let me go out first, otherwise it must be the old Buddha with bad intentions!
"Don't move! I've found a substitute for you to continue lying here for you." Old Monster Buddha knocked on the cover and said, I couldn't react for a moment.

"What? A substitute?" I asked in disbelief, thinking that if there is a substitute, why don't you come sooner!But how could Haoduanduan have a substitute?

Could it be that the old monster Buddha randomly found someone to pretend to be me?Let this unlucky guy continue to replace me?If this is the case, then I will not agree!

As the saying goes, the human heart is made of flesh, and it is born by parents who know what is good and what is bad. I am lying here to set up a bureau, and I feel bad for letting others lie here!

"Don't come out in a hurry, wait until he goes in, or you will bring bad luck out!"

Old Monster Buddha looked at me from top to bottom. I didn't know what was going on but I nodded because there was an undeniable look in his eyes!

"Tell me your birth date." The old monster Buddha said casually. I was about to answer but the second uncle's words suddenly flashed in my mind!

My second uncle once said that you should never trust anyone, let alone let others see through you. It is very dangerous to be seen through by others!
"I know the birthday, but I don't know the horoscope!" I immediately explained, after all, it is impossible for me to forget my birthday, but the horoscope is hard to say!
Especially when I told my birth date to the old quack Buddha, I always felt a little uncertain. Everyone knows his weirdness, and God knows what kind of weird quack tricks he has...

"The old man will take a drop of your blood! Come and help."

The old monster Buddha asked people to remove the coffin cover, and then I saw a few people carrying a white colored paper man, and placed it directly on top of me!

Seeing this paper figurine, I was relieved. At first, I thought I was going to find a real person to replace me, but now it seems that I was overthinking...

The old monster Buddha pricked my finger with a needle, squeezed his finger and tapped on the chest of the paper figurine, and the blood was quickly absorbed and permeated by the white paper.

I don't know why I feel a little bad, I can't say it but I can feel it, I always feel that it is not auspicious to get blood on the paper man...

"Come out." After the old monster Buddha said, he stretched out his hand and took my arm. As soon as I got up, I felt a strong force pulling me out.

"Let go!" The old monster Buddha ordered, and the paper figurine was immediately placed in the coffin.

Old Monster Fo didn't know where to get a brush, and wrote some incomprehensible things on the paper figurine, and then asked someone to cover the coffin...

To be honest, I have never seen this kind of posture before, let alone this kind of quackery and exquisiteness, but I know that this paper figurine must lie in the coffin on my behalf!
Although it kills people, sometimes I really need it, at least I can seek peace of mind... But sometimes I will always mutter in my heart when I don't understand something!
I don't know if it's for my own good that Mr. Buddha did this, or he used some weird thaumaturgy. I have to ask my second uncle about this before I can rest assured!

"Stand don't move! I will drive away the bad luck on you." Old Monster Buddha patted me on the shoulder, took a knife of yellow paper and lit it in the brazier.

Soon I felt a warm feeling coming from behind me, the burning yellow paper walked around my body, and the Buddha took my arm and pointed to the brazier on the ground.

I am no stranger to braziers. When I used to worship ancestors or repair graves in my hometown, I always lit a fire before leaving, which meant to get rid of the dirty air on my body.

I nodded and stepped over the brazier. I feel that this form is a bit cumbersome, but from the side, I can feel the intentions of the old monster Buddha towards me!

As the saying goes, killing must first kill the heart, but I know that there is only a layer of window paper between threatening and wooing!Everyone is safe and sound until it is punctured, but once it is punctured, it will change immediately!

I knew in my heart that the old monster Buddha did this to make me feel at ease, and secondly, he deliberately did it for other people present to show his closeness and care for me invisibly!

"No one is allowed to speak out about this matter today, or don't blame the old man for being rude!" Old Monster Fo said coldly, and the seven or eight people present nodded.

Except for the fat man and the fox, the others are the few people around the crow, who can be regarded as the direct subordinates of the old monster Buddha.

"Thank you, old man." I politely expressed my thanks, and the old monster Buddha immediately patted me on the shoulder affectionately, and he did not hide his approval for me in his eyes.

The relationship between each other has been drawn closer without knowing it. I have to say that the old monster Buddha is a master at winning people's hearts. Even if I know it in my heart, I still have to remember his love...

After tidying everything up, I feel a lot more comfortable. I don’t know if it’s because of psychological reasons or because of the way other people look at me. I think everything is different now!

This time I lay in the coffin seemingly for the benefit of the Buddhist family, but in fact I also have plans for myself, and everyone has tacit understanding with each other!

At this moment, Buddha Qianxiao entered the door and rushed over as soon as he saw me, with a complicated and puzzled expression on his face.

"What's going on, how did I hear that you were dead?" Fo Qianxiao pulled me to look carefully, I smiled and didn't speak.

"Everyone else go back, you come up with the old man." After the old monster Fo turned his head and went up to the second floor, I immediately nodded and followed, and Fo Qianxiao also followed.

I don't know what old monster Buddha's idea is, but now his changes to me are obvious to all, I think it's not that simple!
Generally, the more scheming people are, the more suspicious they are, and old people like Buddha and monsters don't trust others easily!What are you going to do now that you're done wooing?
When I came to the second floor, the old monster Buddha asked me to wait, and he entered the room alone.

"Sanming, what's going on today? What are you doing?" Fo Qianxiao pulled me with an impatient expression, which actually surprised me.

Could it be that Buddha Qianxiao didn't know about the game today?Logically speaking, it shouldn't be, after all, she has a lot of well-informed eyeliners, not to mention she is still managing the business of the resort center... Unless she is pretending to be confused with understanding!
"I didn't do anything today, just to deceive some people's eyes and ears." I said calmly, keeping my eyes on Buddha Qianxiao's reaction.

"Whose eyes and ears have you deceived?" Fo Qianxiao asked again, as if to break the casserole and ask the bottom line, but I became more and more confused.

This feeling seems to be similar, I seem to smell a routine, because she keeps forcing me to name a name, whether it is Dai Fei or Dai Qing...

"A woman!" I changed the subject without saying my name, and Fo Qianxiao's expression became more and more anxious. She puffed out her chest and got closer and closer to me!

She kept approaching me from the very beginning, could it be that she was carrying some recording thing?Or is she trying to mess with something?

"Who is this woman? Why did you make a coffin and put it here?" She asked again, and I could clearly smell the fragrance on her body.

For some reason, I suddenly thought of that paper puppet, with its pale face and facial features drawn in black ink, the thought of it makes people feel creepy!
I stopped her slender waist with one hand, and when she didn't react, I pulled her, and she threw herself into my arms!
"Don't move!" I yelled on purpose, holding her tightly with both hands, her face turned red immediately after struggling twice.

"What are you doing?" She asked in a low voice, as if it wasn't surprising that I would hug her, but at this moment, I couldn't care less about the warm and full-bodied feeling.

I touched her back quietly and suddenly touched something!I suddenly felt that something was wrong with that puppet stand-in, I couldn't tell but I could feel it!
In the past, my second uncle often said that you must be careful when you are out of the house. You must not have the intention of harming others, but you must have the intention of preventing others!

I directly pinched something on her back with my hand, it felt like something attached to her body, but after pinching it hard, I suddenly woke up!

(End of this chapter)