my old life

Chapter 1113 Yin Yang Wealth
I stared straight at the scalded blister on my right hand, which was stained with some black yellow paper dust, and I felt indescribably complicated.

The most precious thing for a cheater is his hands. Without them, everything is gone... His heart seems to have fallen into the abyss of the valley, which makes people want to die!

"Sanming, don't blame your second uncle, life-saving is the most important thing at any time..." Brother Yu comforted me, and I nodded to show my understanding.

The second uncle was smoking beside him with red eyes. How could I not know that he was more sad than me, because he taught me with his own hands for so many years... My hands can even be said to be the thing that the second uncle is most proud of!
Thinking of this, I hid all the loss in my heart. I know that my second uncle feels even more uncomfortable now, but I really didn't expect that the old monster Buddha would use such a vicious method to deal with me.

Before this, I never thought that a paper figurine could have so many ways, and I have never been exposed to things beyond the scope of normal understanding, especially what happened to me...

But judging from the expression of the second uncle and the actions of the third grandma just now, the Buddha must have used thaumaturgy, and I don't know what the consequences will be.

The third grandma was sitting cross-legged beside her, muttering and not knowing what she was talking about, but the way she squinted her eyes was really scary.

I have seen jumping to the gods and passing the Yin body in my hometown before, but it has never happened to me, let alone I am an adult now!

However, I have understood a truth since I was a child. Things that I can’t do don’t mean it’s impossible, and things I don’t know don’t mean it’s impossible. The world is full of wonders!

Time passed by every minute and every second, and suddenly the third grandma jumped up in a jerk, muttering something I couldn't understand, her ferocious brown eyes were very scary!

"Yin and Yang, wealth and honor, human life is at stake, God please!"

The third grandma suddenly gave a very clear voice, and then the whole person seemed to be crazy, and her eyes became more ferocious and evil!
I couldn't help but my whole body trembled, I didn't know what she was going to do, my heart became extremely tense in an instant!

"Ayu, come and help!"

The second uncle suddenly stood up from the sofa, without further ado, he came over and held my shoulder, Brother Yu also came up to help...

I gritted my teeth and thought that the third grandma would burn me with incense, but she just re-ignited a knife of yellow paper, and grabbed the yellow paper ashes directly in the flames with her withered hands!
I grabbed the yellow paper ash with sparks and pressed it directly on my shoulder. I could feel that it was pressed on the place where the blisters had been scalded just now, and then it was pressed on my right hand!

The third grandma was muttering while grabbing the burning yellow paper ashes. I couldn't understand what was going on in the room, as if she was talking to herself...

This scene made me completely dumbfounded!I never thought that human hands could pick up paper ashes from burning yellow paper. The warm paper ashes did not feel pain, but it felt warm!

The yellow paper was burnt with a single knife, and the third grandma also regained her composure. I didn't see any change in her hand, as if she didn't feel any pain at all just now!
"The yin and yang will make offerings in seven days, and send the gods off!" The third grandmother yelled, and her whole body paused for a moment and immediately collapsed.

The second uncle's eyesight was sharp and his hands quickly supported the third grandma. It seemed that she had exhausted all her strength, and a thin layer of sweat suddenly appeared on her old face.

"Third Grandma, how is it?" Second Uncle asked anxiously, not sure if he was asking about my situation or hers.

"It's okay, just take care of it for a while! The seven-day altar can't be less!" The third grandma said weakly, and my hanging heart finally returned to my stomach!

"Thank you third grandma, I will thank you in the future!" The second uncle's face was extremely excited, and it could be seen that he was also worried just now...

The third grandma sat on the sofa to rest, lit the pipe and took two puffs, then took a piece of yellow paper, and directly poured out the ash in the pot of the pipe.

"When you go back and find that paper figurine, put this thing under the paper figurine." The third grandma wrapped the yellow paper and put it on the table. I nodded to express my understanding.

Although I don't know what it means to wrap cigarette ash in yellow paper, but I know she is helping me. Although this kind of thing is mysterious, I would rather believe it!
"It's getting late, the old lady has to go back to rest." The third grandma stood up and said something, and the second uncle immediately stepped forward to help.

"Thank you for the kindness of the third grandma for saving my life. Ayu helped me to send the third grandma back, and I must send it home!"

"no problem!"

Brother Yu helped the third grandma to leave. Before she left, she took out a black object from her body, and after a closer look, it seemed to be a piece of jade the size of a coin.

"You'll be fine after you wear this for seven days! As long as you wear this thing, you can ward off evil spirits. If the jade is broken, you will be in danger! Remember!"

"Oh, thank you, third grandma..." I was about to reach out to pick it up, but the second uncle rushed in front of me and waved his hand directly to refuse.

"No, no, no, we can't take such a valuable thing from the third grandma. The third grandma should take it back!"

The second uncle's expression was unspeakably nervous. It seemed that he knew what this black thing was, but since it was a good thing, why not?
"It's okay, I have a predestined relationship with this kid, and wearing it on my body can help him block evil once." The third grandma directly stuffed the black jade into my hand, and I didn't react immediately!

For some reason, I suddenly thought of the cat card that Maobai gave me once, and I wondered if this thing is also evil, right?Otherwise, why was Second Uncle so nervous just now?
"Silly fork, hurry up and thank the third grandma!" The second uncle poked me hard, and I immediately nodded my thanks.

The third grandma turned around and went into the bathroom, and quickly watched her wash off the incense ash from her eyes, and she turned back into a crooked old lady.

Holding the black jade in my hand, my heart is very complicated. Judging from the expression on the second uncle's expression of gratitude just now, this thing should be a good thing!

"It's okay, I'm really scared to death!" The second uncle touched my head, and it was obvious that he was very distressed.

"What's the matter with me? Uncle, can you tell me?" Looking at the countless blisters on my hands, I couldn't tell what it was like.

Suddenly, I found that all the blisters on my hands had burst, and the pain was gone after I put on the paper ash just now!It doesn't feel anything other than looking dark!
"Don't ask about crooked ways in the Jianghu. Today, the third grandma is here to count your life! It's not necessarily a bad thing for you to suffer this." The second uncle took out a cigarette and lit it, and threw it to me.

I was smoking a cigarette and felt very uncomfortable. Sometimes the more things I don’t let me know, the more curious I become, and the hook in my heart will keep torturing me.

"Second Uncle, just tell me. I have experienced it too. If I don't know, I may still be tricked next time."

"Third Grandma said that you have been hit by a lowering of your head. I don't know much about this kind of magic. Anything can happen in the dangerous world."

"Old Buddha blames that bastard for being able to have such abilities? But how did he lower his head for me?"

I looked at the second uncle suspiciously, but he raised his head and looked at me with more complicated eyes, and then I felt that what he said was inappropriate.

If even I don't know how to get hit by the head drop, how can the second uncle know?

The atmosphere became silent for a while, but I can always feel warm where the second uncle is, because no matter what happens, he can save the day.

I am very curious how the second uncle met such a strange person as the third grandma, but I am even more fortunate that I have such a second uncle!
"Second Uncle, what will happen to people after being hit by the head drop?"

"Maybe he will die, but I guess the old monster Buddha must want to use this method to control you, he must be ready to ask you to help with things!"

"Second Uncle, can you tell me about the Five Kings of Hades? I don't know, then I might be tricked next time..."

I asked cautiously. In fact, I have completely overturned my understanding of Buddha and monsters. For this kind of person who can be called the King of Hades, imagine how vicious the methods will be!
"Old Buddha was one of the Five Kings of Hades in the rivers and lakes back then. I don't know some things, but you remember one thing! Don't do things that you are not sure about at any time, and don't touch those things like incense, ashes, paper horses, etc. !"

"Don't worry, I'll remember it!" I smoked a cigarette and couldn't tell what it was like, but I made a note of it in my heart!
The rivers and lakes are sinister and unpredictable, and I will never show mercy to those who want my life. Don't blame me for being unrighteous if the old Buddha is unkind!

I used to remember his love for teaching in my heart, but all of this is based on wanting my life, so I will never agree!

(End of this chapter)