my old life

Chapter 1592
The second uncle raised his thumb at me, he could understand that I was deliberately stimulating the yin and yang face!
If I catch a weak point today, he shouldn't try to escape easily. I'm not as good at poker, but I've never lost!If I don't make him turn upside down, then I won't be called Xiong Sanming!
"Let me say that women nowadays are becoming more and more realistic, but this is also human nature! To find a man, you have to find someone with financial ability. Isn't it easy and enjoyable to have money to support a handsome boy?"

I said something nonchalantly, this is not meant for a certain person, but it will naturally have different effects if it falls on different ears!

"That's right! There are a lot of people who act as mistresses to others these days, and there are also a lot of people who wear cuckolds!"

"Second Uncle, what would happen if a man is away from home for a long time?" I pretended to be curious, because I know that few people who have ventured into the rivers and lakes have time to be at home!
"Are you stupid? There must be Lao Wang next door!" The second uncle said with great certainty, and I saw that the expressions of several people at the poker table changed!

It is estimated that as long as there is a family with a wife and children, a man will definitely have this concern and fear in his heart, but everyone is trying to avoid it!

They want to avoid me, but they don't. The more they don't want to listen to me, the more I come. This talk is a heart-to-heart battle!
"Damn it! It's still the classic that the second uncle said, the old Wang next door is warm-hearted, and will help anyone who has difficulties! Haha!"

"That's right! The old Wang next door is warm-hearted, and he is good at everything about plumbing and toilets!"

"I can help repair things, so women can also help..."

My second uncle and I sang and laughed together, Yin Yang kept a straight face and said nothing, but his eyes betrayed him!
He already had a knife in his eyes when he looked at us, he wished he could kill us!But the more he does this, the weaker he becomes. Who made him sit at the gambling table now?

"It seems that you can't find a wife too early! If you run around the world like this every day, who knows if the backyard will grow grass and glow green..."

I intentionally made a gesture of the grass growing on my head, and then looked at Yin Yang's face with a smile, not to mention that the more I looked at him, the more he looked like a green hat ghost...

A yin and yang face is doomed to be ugly, psychological distortion and worldliness will make him extra sharp, as long as he gets the trick, then everything will be easy to handle!

"Actually, men and women are the same. At this time, you might be sleeping in that bed, and you might be calling someone's husband!"

I joked in a strange way, it is already past eleven o'clock in the evening, and most people also rest and sleep at this time!

"Don't listen to his nonsense, concentrate on playing cards."

"He's trying to piss you off on purpose, and he folds his cards if he doesn't feel good."

Seeing that Yin Yang's face was about to explode with anger, both Ye Lingyun and Lao Wan knew that they were deliberately provoking him, but he got it!

As the saying goes, those who are obsessed with the authorities are the ones who are on the sidelines. As a smart old man, he will not be easily provoked by others, but Yin Yang is not a old man!

No matter how superb his card skills are, he is still a person with physical defects. Similarly, if these words are used to stimulate the mute, then he will definitely not be tricked!
One is congenital and the other is acquired. The flaws of the two of them are different. Similarly, Ye Lingyun just said that the relationship between Yin Yang face and his wife is very good, which means that he cares from the side!

What's it like to insult someone you care about in person?It's like greeting his old mother in front of a filial son, the words are not rough!
"Whatever they are, come and beat me if you have the ability!" Yin Yang said viciously, and then he raised to [-] chips!
I thought in my heart that something bad is going to happen, this guy is still not going to go on like this, he must be given a strong dose of medicine, and he will be stunned once he fights for it!

"Ah! The air conditioner is so cool tonight! Anyway, my husband is not at home..." I suddenly groaned, these words still irritated the yin and yang face, it would be best if he was pissed off!
Yin Yang looks at the cards in his hand but his eyes are full of anger, his attention has been diverted by me!

Some hooks are like a seed. Once buried in the heart, people will not be able to spit it out. It will slowly take root and sprout with time. Doubts will keep piling up until they explode!
The expression and reaction of the yin and yang face tell me that he cares about his wife very much, which is equivalent to giving me a breakthrough, a breakthrough that can destroy him!

"I will definitely not find a wife who is too beautiful in the future, otherwise I don't know whose bed I will sleep in! What's more, I am often away from home, so the most I can do is make a phone call... Hey!"

"There are so many people who are popular. I'm sure I won't worry if my wife is pretty at home. Maybe she's having fun right now! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I pinched my nose and hummed intentionally, looking straight at Yin Yang's face, it was obvious that I meant these words for him!

"Enough! You bastard!" Yin Yang suddenly slapped the table and stood up, his backlog of anger burst out, and everyone was startled immediately!
To be honest, I didn't expect him to be irritated so easily. Could it be that he really suspected that something was wrong with his wife?How else could he have such a big reaction?

Or he had found some clues before, but he didn't suffer from the lack of definite evidence, or he didn't want to destroy the relationship between him and his wife?
No matter what point he exploded!His outburst gave me a more definite signal that all these sarcasms and ridicules are useful!
"Oh, there are people who pick up everything and scold you? You can pick up everything and wear a cuckold?" I said something weird, the annoyed he was, the more comfortable I was!

"Forget it, why are you talking so much nonsense tonight?" The second uncle took the initiative to smooth things over, which was a bit beyond my expectation!
"It's fine to know some things in your heart. Don't say it out, let alone uncover the scars in other people's hearts. Who hasn't played with other people's women these days?"

Second Uncle's next sentence froze the atmosphere of the entire gaming table!Everyone stared at him with wide eyes, but he didn't care.

Yin Yang's face went mad with anger, Ye Lingyun stood up again to smooth things over, but it was too late now!

"They are trying to anger you on purpose, don't be as knowledgeable as them, or you will be fooled!"

"That's right! Don't listen to their nonsense, if you are worried, I will call my sister-in-law now!"

Hei Buddha also comforted me. When I heard this, I thought to myself, isn't this sent to my door on my own initiative?As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of godly opponents, you are afraid of pig teammates. Heifo is definitely a pig teammate!
"It's better than dumplings, more fun than... tsk tsk!"

"Shut up! What are you talking about tonight? Get out if you don't play!" Yin Yang looked at me angrily, the game was about to blow up!

"Get out? How to get out? Can you show me a example? And why do you talk to me like this?"

I pointed to the ground to indicate that he can roll one first, and I have already buried a hook in these words!
"What kind of old are you! How do you talk!" Hei Fu looked at me fiercely, it seems that he didn't remember the two big ear scrapers last time!

"Stop messing around, no matter what, Daddy loves you! Kiss me! What!" I swayed and blew a kiss at Heifu. To be honest, I almost vomited in nausea!
The expression of the black Buddha changed, I supported the card table and stood up slowly, suddenly flashed in my mind the scene of imitation in Zhou Xingchi's movie, that charming dance is really a wave!
I, Xiong Sanming, did Mr. Ming, and I also did Xiong Sankuan and Xiong Sanacan, so tonight I will be Xiong Sanlang!

"Oh, why isn't the air conditioner cool tonight? Why is it so hot all of a sudden?"

I twisted my body slowly, and the black Buddha's face turned blue immediately!The second uncle gave me a thumbs up, his eyes were full of surprise!

To be honest, I didn't even know I had such a skill, and there is absolutely no one with such a poisonous tongue. I don't know if a wife with a yin and yang face will be like what I said, but the anger has been ignited!

"Ah! Second Uncle! Ahhh! Envy, jealousy, what's the last sentence?"

I twisted my waist pretending to be coquettish, since I have to do it, I have to do it!Never give your opponent any chance to breathe!

"Lonely, empty and cold! Haha! High, really high!"

"Me! Hula!" Yin Yang face suddenly picked up the chip in front of him and threw it at him. I was caught off guard a few times, but the plastic chip didn't hurt at all!

"COMEON! Don't stop, keep throwing! Throw me to death with money if you have the ability!" I immediately started to pick up the chips in front of me, and the fat man rushed over to help pick up the chips on the ground without saying a word!
Although this battle of heart attack is a bit invincible, I have already won!
(End of this chapter)