my old life

Chapter 2060 King Kong Barbie
Da Bing and I came to a nearby mall, and now I have to hurry up and do some shopping because I need time to put on makeup and disguise!
I bought extra-large women's clothing at a counter in the mall, bought a bunch of accessories, and finally chose two pairs of extra-large flat shoes.

Da Bing was originally tall, and if he wore high heels, he would break through 1.9 meters in a minute. Such a woman is too conspicuous...

I chose a dress for her to cover her legs, a bodysuit underneath and a baggy jacket to hide her figure...

Back at the hotel, I started to prepare for makeup. I had to take off my clothes for a more realistic effect. The clothes I put on would always feel awkward.

Da Bing's old face is flushed red, he probably has never played like this in his life, but fortunately, I have played it once before, which is considered experience...

When I wanted to catch Ye Lingyun in Wencheng, I also disguised myself as a woman. That time Ye Lingyun suffered a big loss. I hope the same routine can achieve miraculous results again!
"Sanming, do you need so many things for a man to dress up as a woman?" Da Bing pointed to a large pile of things on the table, the corners of his mouth still twitching.

“Wigs, eyelashes, make-up, gesture necklaces and barrette accessories are all essential!”

"I can't do it!"

"Sit down, and I can help you do it... You have to try more in life, and you will never know what it's like if you haven't done many things before."

"I only have one request, that is, you can't take pictures of me and you can't tell them!" Da Bing looked at me seriously, maybe this was his last line.

"All right, I promise you!"

As soon as the words came out, the soldier sat on the bed shyly. I skillfully disguised him. It is really not easy to disguise a big man as a woman.

The situation is special tonight, and there is no need for a sophisticated disguise, just a simple disguise.

The low-quality camouflage is to deceive the surveillance cameras. If they face each other, they will definitely be spotted. However, people will be zoomed to a certain proportion during the surveillance, and the specific body proportions will change significantly.

The surveillance probe from top to bottom can only see the general view, as long as you lower your head and play with your mobile phone, you can perfectly fool the surveillance personnel behind the camera. This is a very simple and practical trick.

I put heavy makeup on Da Bing, and after putting on a wig, he instantly turned into a "beauty" with fluttering long hair. He looked at me eagerly, with extremely complicated eyes.

"Sanming, do you want to laugh?"

"No, I didn't want to laugh..." I pinched my legs hard, but in fact I was almost suffering from internal injuries.

The soldier's explosive muscles combined with women's clothing and heavy makeup make him look like a monster no matter what, especially in the end when I put on a big red lip for him, which is as charming and charming as a flame!
"You obviously just want to laugh, you can't fool me..."

"Don't talk, I didn't mean to laugh at first, it's just that you opened your mouth so bloody... Hahahaha!"

I couldn't help laughing, the big red lips are really 'charming'!It is estimated that at night, the children can be scared to pee their pants!

"Is that okay?" Da Bing suddenly tightened his mouth, and his bloody mouth instantly turned into a small cherry mouth, but the more he looked at it, the more he looked like a chicken...

"Hahahahaha! Soldier, you are so cute, maybe this is the legendary King Kong Barbie!"

"I knew you would laugh at me a long time ago, hey..." Da Bing shook his head again and again, as if making friends carelessly.

"It's okay, men have to do things by hook or by crook, and only by surprise can they catch them off guard. Tonight will definitely exceed everyone's imagination!"

I hurriedly put away the smile on my face, wiped away the tears from the laughter and applied eye shadow and eyeliner to Da Bing, which would make him more 'charming'!
"Sanming, are we really going to the women's bathroom? I always feel uneasy!"

"Is there a no entry sign on the toilet door?"

"what?"

"I'm joking, let's go in and find a place to stay, and wait until we find the black snake... If we can't find it, then no one can do anything."

"Okay, don't tell Huben and the others, otherwise there will be no place to separate my face!"

"Don't worry, even if they find out, they will praise you, because you have sacrificed a lot for them... You are not afraid of going into battle, are you afraid of a dress?"

I pointed to the green dress next to him, it's time for him to dress up as a man!The final effect still needs to be repaired.

"It's true..." Da Bing hesitated with embarrassment on his face, but in fact, anyone would be embarrassed.

"Come, come, put on this dress to cover your thick legs... I will teach you how to walk in a short while."

"Sanming, is it too late for me to regret it now?" Da Bing looked at me eagerly while holding the dress, but now he has become much more charming.

"That's too late……"

I turned my head to the mirror and began to put on makeup for myself, the same red lips, the same eye shadow and eyeliner, and by the way, the eyebrows were also drawn a little longer.

I am much thinner than Dabing, and I have a slender oval face, which is relatively easier to handle than Dabing.

To reduce the size of the face, hair can be used as a cover to cover the ears and the cheeks on both sides, so that the face will look thinner.

I thought to myself that it’s a good thing that the soldier who puts on makeup tonight is not Huben. If Huben’s big head comes over, no matter how he tries to cover it up, he won’t be able to cover it up... because it’s too outrageous!
I quickly put on a wig and put on a pink hairpin. This thing can definitely highlight my 'femininity'!
In fact, as long as the people in the monitoring room are not blind, they can see that this is a standard woman's dress!

"By the way, soldier, come and paint your nails!"

"Ah? Do you still want to paint this?" The soldier looked at me with a flushed face, and I nodded very seriously.

"Your fingers are as thick as a mallet. How can a woman's hands be so rough? It will look more delicate with some embellishments."

"It can't be red, right?" Da Bing pointed to the red nail polish in my hand, the color is quite bright.

"Of course it is red. Red can visually shrink people's vision, and the color difference will deceive people's eyes and create a sense of hierarchy. Do you understand?"

"Then why can't you paint it black?" Da Bing pointed to the small black bottle next to it, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes, because it was mascara...

"I've heard from Fox that the black color contrast is too strong, and it is easy to form a strong contrast with yellow-skinned hands. People with bad hands who paint black are looking for a dead end!"

In the past, I often saw foxes painted black nails, which looked good with slender and fair fingers, but if they were painted black and yellow, it would be nondescript.

"Tsk tsk, you know a lot."

"When you find a girlfriend in the future, you will know all about it! You need to take pictures at 45 degrees, and the scenery needs to be zoomed down to find long legs... Do you know what is the most common sentence women say in bed?"

Without raising my head, I asked a question, and quickly painted red nail polish on ten fingers of the soldier, and the effect seemed to be pretty good.

"I don't know, tell me what it is?"

"The most common sentence a woman says to a man in bed is that you are pressing my hair!"

"Puff! Sanming, you have experienced many battles! There are Miss Chen and Fo Qianxiao, as well as Misu and so many beauties..."

"You can't play with emotions, and you can't play with emotions! Don't you also enjoy the water bed salt milk bath!"

I changed the subject quietly. The issue of women has always given me a headache. I always have a bad sense of how to deal with feelings.

"Hey, I can't hide anything from you..." Da Bing said embarrassingly. In fact, it is not a matter of character that a man likes to play, the problem is whether he has the financial strength to play.

"Men, the world is as black as crows, how can there be a cat that doesn't eat fishy fish!" I made a smooth game, stepping down the steps for the soldiers and stepping down for myself at the same time...

"Come on, let me teach you how a woman walks. You can't walk with your hands open."

After tidying up everything, I started to teach the soldiers to walk in small millet steps, put my hands on my hips, and shake my waist a little while walking...

Many people habitually walk loosely, and the whole person looks listless, and the slight shaking of the shoulders will give people a feeling of instability.

Men are different from women, walk slowly with shoulders in a straight line, and take slightly smaller steps...

I saw that Da Bing had changed from a striding gait to a millet broken gait, and I thought I was lucky to have taught him a bit, otherwise he would have revealed his secrets as soon as he walked out the door!
(End of this chapter)