my old life

Chapter 2288 The Monkey Steals the Peach
In the past, I didn't want to be a dog of Buddhism, and now I don't want to, because some things are related to principles and bottom lines.

Fo Qianxiao's complexion changed a little, but when she said I haven't changed at all, everything has changed!
Friends who haven't seen each other for a long time, the most common sentence they say when they meet is "you haven't changed at all". In fact, this is just a polite way.

To put it simply, this is just a euphemistic reminder of the past friendship. Fo Qianxiao wanted to mention the good times we had with each other, and I knew she was really trying to win me over.

But wooing and affection are two different things, and they should never be confused with each other!
"You are still the same as before, always so impulsive." Fo Qianxiao quietly changed the subject, and I glanced at Mr. Da who was being lifted up by the crow.

This dog basket was severely beaten. I didn't mean to kill him just now, I just wanted to get back the debt from last night.

If I want to kill him, he has already gone to the Palace of the Underworld to report. There is no need to hurt people's lives if there is no deep hatred, and everything must be done in moderation.

"I have long thought that this guy is not pleasing to the eye, and he brought someone to mess with me last night. Do you think I should get the debt back?"

I asked Buddha Qianxiao with a smile, she nodded slightly and said nothing, actually I knew she would not refute me at this moment.

"I'm a fifth-dan taekwondo and a second-level kickboxing. How dare you hit me?" Mr. Da pointed at me cursingly, and I thought I was getting angry?
He was bleeding continuously from his head, it should have been broken by my headshot with a leather shoe just now, but I really didn't expect him to be so resistant to beating.

"Huh? Is there a problem?" I took a deep puff of the cigarette. This guy was stunned by me just now and has no strength to fight back. The war between men is unprincipled!
"Forget it, forget it, we are all our own people, don't hurt your peace." Crow kept helping to dissuade him, and he was always standing in front of him.

When there is a conflict between the two parties, most people will persuade the furious party, and there is nothing to stop the calm party, but this is an opportunity!
I have always believed in the principle of attacking first to be strong and then suffering disaster, and I firmly believe in the principle of taking advantage of his illness to kill him!

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!" Mr. Da broke free from the crow's shackles, his whole body was like a mad tiger.

I know he wants to kill me, he wants to do it, but I won't give him this chance!

I saw the opportunity and suddenly flicked the cigarette over, and the smoke went straight to Mr. Da's forehead with a stream of sparks. The moment he subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it, I suddenly attacked!
I kicked his egg yolk hard, the black tiger took out his heart and the monkey stole the peach, now it has turned into a black tiger stealing the peach!
"Aw! Crow, get the hell out of here!" Mr. Da howled desperately. Just now, the crow turned its back to me and didn't know that I was the first to attack!

I quickly went around behind him and grabbed his peach suddenly. I grabbed it vigorously and didn't let go. I pulled it so hard that he couldn't move at all!
"Damn it! Ouch!" A shrill scream made the ears go numb, no matter how many paragraphs he was in Taekwondo, he dared not even move now!
"How many paragraphs of Taekwondo did you say just now? Uh huh?" I grabbed slightly with my hand, and suddenly his whole body was stiff with pain.

The trick of the monkey stealing the peach is very despicable, but it has miraculous effects. It is the best strategy to catch it by surprise!

"Let go let go! Let go quickly!"

"You beg me! Huh?" I teased and played with it, as long as I exerted a little force, he would be honest.

"Mr. Ming, let go quickly, everyone, don't hurt your peace!" The crow pulled my arm beside him, but the more he pulled me, the harder he pulled.

"Oh! Let go!" Mr. Da burst into tears of pain, and the crow didn't dare to force it.

"Just let me go if you let me go? Who are you? Huh?" I smiled jokingly. Now that he has been caught by me, isn't it up to me to decide what to do?
I grabbed Peach vigorously repeatedly, and let him be honest as soon as I grabbed it. Although this trick is very mean, it works very well!
This guy's peaches are very big, and this toot is like a bunch of grapes, and he screamed in pain when I exerted a little force.

Monkeys stealing peaches violates the morality of the world, but there is no taboo in fighting in the world. Inserting eyes, cutting throats and stealing peaches are my usual tricks.

"What on earth do you want! Are you still a man? Let me go!" Mr. Da yelled at the top of his voice. His pain came from his anger at his own incompetence.

"You beg me! If you beg me, I will let you go." I grabbed Taozi and did not let go, whoever let go at this time is a fool!

"I beg you, let go quickly... Aww!"

"The attitude is not sincere enough, do it again." I squeezed twice, this thing is a good thing, when it is strong, everyone will be strong, and when it is weak, it will be weaker than anyone else.

"I beg you, please let me go, please." Mr. Da begged bitterly, and I knew he was trying to delay the attack.

He has been looking at Buddha Qianxiao, he wants her to help intercede, but he underestimated how cruel a woman is.

"The attitude is sincere enough, but not respectful enough! Logically speaking, I have to be your grandfather's generation."

As soon as the words came out, this guy didn't say anything, I directly pushed him to the top with force, and my whole body was shaking with pain!

Now he is standing here obediently, his two toes are still raised from time to time, but he can't crack Taozi when I grab Taozi from behind!
"Now I'll give you three seconds to think about it. If you don't think well, I'll squeeze out your egg yolk and make egg yolk pie...one!"

I slowly threatened, at this moment, I am not afraid that he will not be obedient, because his lifeline is still in my hands.

"I will paralyze you, I will kill you!"

"Two!" I pulled Chang Yin's hand slightly, and some pinching and rubbing made him tremble all over. At this time, it's not a wise choice to pretend to be harsh with me.

"Oh! You have something to say, you have something to say!"

There is a kind of person who doesn't cry when he sees the coffin, and won't be obedient if he doesn't suffer a little bit. He is a born cheap bone.

"Three!" I squeezed his peach hard, making a gesture of trying to make a yolk pie, and the dog basket immediately froze.

"Grandpa, I was wrong, I was wrong! Please let me go, please..."

When I heard this, I couldn't help laughing. The faces of Buddha Qianxiao and Crow became very bad. In fact, some things can't be changed by willpower.

"That's about the same. I've always been a person who keeps my promises." I squeezed the egg yolk slightly and then let go, and he immediately covered the peach tightly with both hands.

At this moment, he bent over with his back to me, and kept Taozi but the back door was wide open. I said Taozi let him go, but I didn't say that I would not let him go!

"Yiyaho! Come to your senses!" I put my palms together quickly, and suddenly I put my fingers together and hit the Millennium Kill in an instant, hitting the tenth ring in the bull's-eye!
"Ah!" Mr. Da jumped up on the spot in pain, covering his front and back like he was dancing ballet, and then he lay on the ground and rolled non-stop.

No matter what kind of bullshit he is at this moment, he has already lost the ability to resist, and suffered heavy injuries at the same time, but he can still stand up, I think he looks good!

"Wow!" Mr. Da burst into tears of pain, and I smiled and took out a cigarette and lit it.

"Mr. Ming, isn't it a bit too much?" Crow looked at me with a dead face, and I waved my hand with a smile.

From the moment I came out to mess around, I knew that in this world, there is only winning and losing, and there is never a reason to be mean or not!
"Bang!" Suddenly the bathroom door was kicked open, and then Jones and Carrera came in, followed by Mike.

"Hawkeye! Sure enough, he's in trouble!" Jones rushed to my side and pushed away the crow next to him without saying a word.

Seeing this posture, everyone is here. I guess it took me a long time to come to the bathroom. Mike was worried and brought people over...but he came just in time!
No matter what Fo Qianxiao wants to say, no matter what she wants me to do for her, now she has no chance to speak.

"How are you?" Jones looked me up and down, and I shrugged.

"I'm fine, just a little trouble."

"It's fine." Mike secretly heaved a sigh of relief. He didn't expect him to be worried about my safety.

"This guy wanted to piss me off just now, but he didn't know what to do. Fortunately, you guys came in time."

I changed the subject and pointed at Mr. Da who was rolling on the ground. This guy was merciless when he led someone to beat me up. The crow also did it!

(End of this chapter)