my old life

Chapter 2411
Two bad guys occupy the bathroom and can't come out, but I have a way to stimulate them and sing to satirize their shortness.

In an instant, both of their faces changed. They were still showing off deliberately in front of us, but now they both turned around and avoided subconsciously.

As the saying goes, don't do bad things during the day, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door at night, they have a guilty conscience!

I looked at them while singing my eyes, and these two guys were instantly embarrassed!

"A peanut, a caterpillar, short and lean, who has a magnifying glass? Eeeeeeeeeee!"

"What are you singing! Shut up!" A guy looked at me angrily, as if he was going crazy.

Although I know that it is not authentic to use personal defects to describe things, but it also depends on what kind of situation it is, and it depends on what kind of person it is treated.

There is no need to show mercy to those who have bad intentions, because my tolerance is the greatest indulgence to them!

"Hey, Yi'er, you are a good example of being physically disabled and strong, you are an invincible little cockroach! Hey, Yi'er!"

I gesticulated with my hands while singing, peanuts for a while, caterpillars for a while, I don’t believe that the two of them can continue to wander, what kind of wind and waves have I never seen in the rivers and lakes?

I know it's useless to act like a boss here, because they don't understand the world of Jianghu at all, and using threats will only add unnecessary trouble.

As the saying goes, the king of Hades is better than the devil.

Before doing things, you must first find out the opponent's pattern, so that you can adjust and prepare in advance. After all, the pattern gap is too big to be useless...

Mike stood still and didn't speak. It seems that he acquiesced to my method, otherwise these two guys don't know how long they will take a bath...

"The chicken is short, the worm is soft, hehehehe, what should I do if it is short and soft? Welcome to the Andrology Hospital!"

"Stop singing! Did you find fault on purpose?" A guy came out of the bucket in a rage, looking like he was going to beat me up.

"Finding faults? You say I'm finding faults? How is this possible! I don't have a magnifying glass, so I can't see it at all!"

"you!"

"Then I'll praise you! You're a big kid, short and powerful, and what's condensed is the essence. Every inch is short and every inch is thick. Small people have great wisdom. Small, small, small..."

I pretended I couldn't remember it, and saw that the faces of the two guys turned green!
They were embarrassed naked, did they think they could fight me?I just climbed up from the bottom of society!
I have seen routines and used tricks, I am just a small person, if it comes to tricks of playing hooligans, I will beat them by [-] blocks!

No matter what they said, I sang loudly. The whole Taoist temple is not big, and it won't take long for everyone to know that they are peanuts and caterpillars.

"Enough! You are looking for death!"

"Oh? Are you scaring me? I'm going to find the teacher!" I immediately changed the subject and pretended to be suing.

If I want to punish them intentionally, then I can make them vomit blood!

"you dare!"

"Teacher, teacher! Someone is going to hit me! Ouhao! Peanuts are going to hit people, caterpillars are going to hit people!"

I shouted at the top of my voice, the faces of these two guys turned black, I don't care what they think in their hearts, if they mess with me, they will pay the price!
I have always been an unstoppable character. I never take the initiative to provoke others, but I will not be provoked by others. It is easy to take a bath at night!

Soon the two guys put on their clothes and came out, seeing how they gritted their teeth and wanted to eat people, but I looked at them indifferently.

I don't care what they think, I don't care how they feel, as long as the place to take a bath is out!
Don't look at their appearance when they are practicing, if I really want to do it, I will catch their eyeballs every minute, and they are definitely not opponents when they play dirty tricks!

"Aren't you very arrogant just now? Why didn't you sing?"

"Whether I sing or not is my business, it's none of your business? Go take a shower!"

"Okay, I want to see how you wash it!"

"You can sing if you like, but I like to be quiet when I take a shower, otherwise I will kill someone violently."

As soon as this remark came out, the two guys laughed directly, as if they had heard an incredible joke, but I didn't make a joke.

No matter where I am, I never let go of anyone who is hostile, because the best policy is to nip danger in the bud!
Mike took off his clothes and went directly to the shower. His body was clean and fair, and he felt a little shiny.

The two guys who originally wanted to laugh were speechless after seeing Mike. After all, they are not of the same race, and they are not on the same level at all!

To be honest, I also think that Mike is mighty and majestic, and I can't compare with him, but he is much better than those two guys just now.

"Hehe, you are tall, I'm still waiting to hear!"

I made fun of it on purpose, waiting for these two guys to speak, but they could only feel ashamed.

Some physical conditions cannot be changed, including body shape and skin color, and of course body size and length ratio.

"Mike is a foreigner, we are waiting for you!"

"Yes, waiting for you!"

The two of them looked like they couldn't understand their hatred, and I was dumbfounded when I took them off. Qianmu Shura's full back tattoo is no joke.

The two guys stared at me without saying a word, I turned around and shook them, and then gave them the middle finger!
When they saw one of my tattoos, they were scared. They and I were not in the same world at all, and the mutual awareness between them was too great!

It never occurred to me to rely on tattoos to pretend, but this moment felt a lot quieter, and the two guys walked away in dismay.

"It's finally quiet and clean, hoo!" I soaked in the wooden barrel and let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that my whole body was transparent!

"Hawkeye, I really have you!"

"No way, these two guys obviously have feelings for us, and they won't leave without some serious means."

As the saying goes, good people are bullied by others, and good horses are ridden by others. At any time, the strong are respected. This is a truth that will never change in the world.

I was enjoying it while soaking in a wooden barrel, when I suddenly heard a burst of noisy footsteps outside, followed by a group of people.

I saw those two guys at the front. I didn't even bother to ask their names because they didn't deserve it!

It's just that I didn't expect the two of them to bring the old Taoist priest here, and even anxiously brought a group of people here together, not knowing what tricks they were going to do.

"It's him! There are tattoos all over his body, we can't let him stay here!"

I soaked in the bucket and didn't speak. At this time, I didn't need to justify anything, nor did I need to explain myself.

They wanted me to explain, but I didn't take them seriously at all. As for what the old Taoist did, that was his business, not mine.

Simply put, it is not very useful to explain things that others have to decide, especially for some things that seniors cannot change, and explanations will not change any results.

"Is that you?" The old man looked at me seriously, and I nodded without hesitation.

"Is Taoism so superficial? Can one person decide everything by looking at appearances?"

"This is the rule of Taoism. Taoist disciples are not allowed to have tattoos."

"Teacher, let me ask, Taoist disciples can't get tattoos, but can tattooed people devote themselves to Taoism and promote the spirit of Taoism?"

"this is okay."

"I am willing to promote the spirit of Taoism, and I am willing to change myself. Will Taoism give up those who have lost their way and come back?"

"will not."

"Then will the teacher drive me away now?"

"will not."

"Teacher is the pioneer of Taoist civilization. To promote Taoist civilization, I will definitely follow my teacher as an example and strive to reach the realm of teacher as soon as possible."

I completed a routine without making a sound. The two of them wanted to suppress me through some things, but there was no way!

"He's a mess! He's a tattooed bastard!"

"As long as it's not peanuts and caterpillars, everything can be changed."

"you!"

"I originally set my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch. The two senior brothers both promote the spirit of Taoism. Why are they so hard to force each other?"

"Who is pushing you hard? We just don't want to be with people like you!"

"It's so lofty, but can you represent the spirit of Taoism? Can you?"

I looked at them curiously, I knew they couldn't represent, so they were destined to be deflated!

I rinsed off and got dressed, ready to go back to sleep, no matter how many routines there are!

(End of this chapter)