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Chapter 14 Minister Jiao: The most romantic thing I can think of is that you do an autopsy and I pas
Chapter 14 Minister Jiao: The most romantic thing I can think of is that you do an autopsy and I pass the knife
1.0
Under Teacher Xia's preaching and teaching before, Chen Yu'an performed very well in the English CET-[-] test.
Her listening comprehension was about 70.00%. Although there were two words stuck in the later translation, she got it out overall. She was confident that she would not lose too many points for the word part, so this time it must be stable, and she almost cried with joy.
Such a big happy event, but Chen An'an couldn't celebrate with Xia Ji, because Xia Ji started to get busy again.
Since he came back from the neighboring city last month, except that he must go to some professional courses, he will not take the rest if he can, and plunges into fencing training.On Saturday and Sunday, he simply went home to Uncle Xia's fencing gym.
At the end of January, Xia Ji had a very important competition.He had participated in many competitions before, but he had never had such a high-intensity training like this time, and Chen Yu was a little uneasy.
From Monday to Friday, on New Year's Eve and the first day of the new year, they were fostered in a pet shop, and Chen Yuan went to feed them on weekends.Only at this time, in Xia Ji's apartment, did she feel that life was not floating in mid-air, but was still moving forward steadily.
Relationships between many people are also moving forward, changing with life.
For example, she recently fell in love with Xia Ji's CP fanhead head of literature and art department.
It's not right to say that they are in love. It was the head of the Ministry of Literature and Art who unilaterally chased the boys, but failed to catch up.
When she approached Chen Yu'an to talk about it, Chen Yu'an's head was full of question marks: "There are boys who reject you... Is the aesthetic so distorted?"
The director of the Ministry of Literature and Art, with his long legs bent and his chin resting on his face, was full of sadness, not at all like her: "Maybe love must be achieved through tribulations! This is my doomed catastrophe, and I can't escape it."
Chen Yu'an touched the goosebump on his arm: "So who is he?"
"Sui Yang!"
Chen Yu'an suddenly realized, it's no wonder she was rejected.
Chen Yu'an's first impression of Sui Yang came from Xia Ji's dormitory group "Jianzao Yaowan Clinic", and the Sui Yang group was called "Reproductive Department-Songzi Guanyin Sui Doctor".
She was still curious at the time, and asked Xia Ji like a child with a hundred thousand whys in her head: "What does the reproductive department have to do with giving birth?"
Xia Ji stroked her dog's head, and smiled kindly, just like the smile on her father's face when she came home with the award from elementary school: "Children's family, don't talk about adults."
Later, when she met Sui Yang himself for the first time with the other members of the "Zaozao Yaowan Clinic", she realized the profound meaning of his group business card.
In terms of appearance alone, Sui Yang is not as good as Xia Ji, but he is also a handsome guy with good features and a tall figure, plus he has a mysterious aura on his body, the kind of aura that makes people feel like a spring breeze when he smiles.
When they were seated, Xia Ji reminded him friendly: "Doctor Sui, please put away your sunflower smile."
Sui Yang pressed his fist to his lips and coughed lightly, rubbed his face, and nodded to Chen Yu'an: "Hello, third sister-in-law, I am the fourth child in our dormitory, and my name is Sui Yang."
He really lives up to his name, just like the sun, countless times hotter than the air conditioner.
The most powerful thing about him is that he is always surrounded by girls, and none of them are his girlfriends, but they all smile at him. A few girls who often appear in the same frame even set up a support club. Go out and have dinner together.
This event once became one of the three wonders of A University.
To say he is a "central air conditioner" is really not enough to describe his ability.
It is said that Sui Yang slowly became like this because of being emotionally hurt before.Chen Yu'an also asked Xia Ji curiously, Xia Ji only said that there is such a thing, but it mainly depends on Sui Yang's talent, because generally people who are hurt by love can't cultivate Sui Yang's state.
Sui Yang's favorite sentence is Tong Xiangyu's in the classic sitcom "Wulin Biography": "What kind of love, love, between men and women, is not healthy."
Sui Yang with such a temperament is too easy to attract peach blossoms, and it is also too easy to make peach blossoms sad.
Chen Yuan thought for a while and asked, "Why did you like him? Because of his signature sunflower smile?"
The Minister of Literature and Art shook his head: "He usually smiles, so I feel that the whole person is mentally retarded, and by the way, everyone in the school who is infatuated with him is mentally retarded. Now...Kaka, it smells so good."
"I don't know what happened that day. He didn't have a smile on his face, his eyes were full of sadness. He walked back from the school gate, as if the sky had fallen. His melancholy appearance is a bit like Tony Leung. I live so old, but the first This is the first time I meet someone with this kind of temperament. You also know that I grew up looking at my face, so I'll go for it when it's time, what's my favorite."
2.0
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art is a girl from the Northeast, with a straightforward personality and a good character of perseverance in her bones.
After all, without this kind of morality, it is really difficult to live in the ice and snow Northeast.
When she chased Sui Yang, she didn't have so many detours, but went directly to the downstairs of Building No. 2 of the medical school, and stopped Sui Yang, who was telling jokes among a group of Yingying and Yanyan.
"This student doesn't seem to be from our school, did he get lost on campus?"
The Minister of Literature and Art Department shook his head: "You lost your way in your heart, student Sui Yang, don't you take responsibility for it?"
"Wow——" The crowd suddenly burst into boos, and the group of Yingying and Yanyan whistled along, and they seemed more excited than others. The quality education of this fan club is really top-notch.
Sui Yang was obviously able to deal with this kind of thing with ease, straightening the sleeves of his white coat, and earnestly taught: "If a classmate is sick, as a future doctor, I have the responsibility to help you treat it, but people who are blind There is no cure for the disease, why are the students wasting time on a rotten person like me?"
Only then did the Minister of Literature and Art know why Sui Yang was so hurtful and no one hated him.
Because he is too straightforward, and he does not hide his badness, which is many times better than those sanctimonious hypocrites.
At this moment, the Minister of Literature and Art fell into the same trap as other members of the support club who were obsessed with Sui Yang.
It starts with appearance, and is loyal to character (paint off).
The Minister of Literature and Art threw down a cruel sentence, turned around and left in a cool manner.
"Apart from my beauty, my biggest advantage is that I have a lot of time to waste. You wait, sooner or later I will let your muddy pile pile up under my feet, and beg me pitifully to accept you."
Ruthless words sound imposing, but in reality, they are useless except to cheer yourself up.
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art chased and beat her for a week, and Sui Yang was like a ball of cotton, she couldn't hit it, didn't respond, and occasionally scratched her nose when she was in a hurry, making her want to sneeze.If it wasn't for worrying about the influence, she would have wanted to seduce him physically.
"The enemy is really too stubborn. Blind attacks won't work. Chairman Chen, please help me and Boss Xia find out if Sui Yang has any special hobbies and weaknesses, so I can prescribe the right medicine."
"Don't call me Chairman Chen, just call me by my name."
"Okay, Eucalyptus." The Minister of Literature and Art came over, squinting his eyes, and asked dangerously, "Then do you remember my name?"
Chen Yu'an was silent for half a minute, then took out his mobile phone: "...well, let me ask Xia Ji for you."
Minister of Literature and Art: "Oh!"
Xia Ji happened to be taking a lunch break, so he came back quickly.
[Xia Pig's Trotter: What did you ask him to do? 】
[Chen Kei: Someone wants to chase him, and he will never give up until he is chased. 】
[Xia Pig Trotter: His weakness is Fang Ruolin, his ex-girlfriend.There is another one that should be counted. His family believes in Buddhism and is afraid of killing. Every time he dissects a living body, he dare not do it. After everyone else has left, he will be detained and killed while crying. I ran into it once when I went back to get things. . 】
Chen Yu made up the picture, laughed out loud, and told the truth about these two weaknesses to the Minister of Literature and Art.
"Very good, then I can 'unintentionally' crash into their next vivisection class, hee hee hee..." The head of the art department, Fly, rubbed his hands, as if he had already seen Sui Yang hugging her thigh begging her to love her again him once.
"Why didn't you start with Fang Ruolin? After all, Fang Ruolin was the source of his becoming like that. To capture the thief, you must first capture the king!"
The Minister of Literature and Art paused, and smiled brightly: "Although I have no integrity, I still have a bottom line. I pinch people's wounds, poke people's hearts, and use his past to threaten me and his future. I won't do this kind of thing."
At this moment, Chen Yu'an suddenly felt that this carefree and often offline girl lived a more transparent and free-spirited life than anyone else.
If you like it, go after it, if you can't catch up, keep chasing, anyway, if you chase after it, you won't grow meat.
But if you don't chase her, she will definitely regret it.
It's not worthwhile to use today's momentary laziness and retreat to pay for future regrets.
3.0
I copied a schedule for using the anatomy room of the medical school, learned the basics of vivisection profoundly, and bought a golden suspender skirt, which is the most popular this year. Armed and ready to go to Building 2 of the medical school.
Chen Yuan watched her loosely tie up her well-groomed long curly hair, and then put on a big down jacket over the suspender skirt, and asked suspiciously, "Why don't you just wear it?"
"That's no surprise! I want to impress him with my heart, and when he relaxes his nerves and then appear in front of him beautifully, he will be excited."
Chen Anan: "The key points of study."
In the eyes of outsiders, several teaching buildings in the medical school have their own ghost story BGM, which makes people feel chills when they enter.
The Minister of Literature and Art, on the other hand, looked like a female assassin on a mission in ancient times, with the big hat of the long black down jacket buttoned down, covering most of his face.She printed out a copy of the map, marked the location of the target with a red pen, and trotted all the way to it.
In the monitoring room, the security guard on duty put down his thermos cup and zoomed in on the third floor of Building No. 2 of the medical school, and saw a sneaky black shadow poking his head.
The security guard immediately took out the walkie-talkie: "Hey, Xiao Li, quickly call someone to the third floor of Building 2 of the Medical College. A suspicious person appeared."
Recently, there have been many colleges and universities showing perverts taking pictures in toilets. University A didn't do it before, but they can't take it lightly.
That person's attire is very perverted.
The Minister of Literature and Art, ignorant of the imminent danger, hid in the stairwell and watched the students coming out of the dissection room in groups of three and four.
In the crowd, she saw Xia Ji who left in a hurry. He was still tall and long-faced and invincible, but Allah, who once made her so cute, was now dim in her eyes, just like a fish's eye. Those who want to cry are her pearls.
The corridor fell silent, and the Minister of Literature and Art ran over catty, tiptoed to the edge of the window, carefully exposed half of his head, and observed .jpg in secret.
Sure enough, Sui Yang was there, and the professor sitting on the podium above was obviously already familiar with the road, so he pulled up a stool to drink tea and waited for him.
Holding a small dissecting knife in his hand, Sui Yang stared at the little white mouse in the cage in front of him, his tall body shaking as if it had been electrified.
For the nth time, the professor asked his doubts: "I said you are so afraid of killing, why do you still come to study medicine?"
Sui Yang's teeth chattered: "When I filled out the application form, my hand shook, and I entered the wrong department name."
The professor sighed: "This is probably your fate. Don't shake your hands. The more you shake, the more painful it will be."
Sui Yang secretly told himself that he was a blue child, to be strong and not to cry, but in the end he still didn't skip the routine of crying every anatomy class, sobbing while taking the little white mouse out of the cage: "The Buddha said, early death and early rebirth , I'll send you down first, don't be a guinea pig in your next life, be a cat... don't blame me... woo woo woo..."
Even though the Minister of Literature and Art had done enough psychological construction, he was still shocked by this scene full of imagery.
The girlfriend-to-be had ten layers of filters, and she didn't think he was ridiculous at all, but instead thought he was cute and cute.The Minister of Literature and Art took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera. The camera was aimed at Sui Yang and was about to take a picture. Suddenly, a strong force came from behind and pushed her against the wall.
"Don't move! I knew you were a pervert who came to secretly take pictures, so let's catch you right now!"
This "bang" sound startled Sui Yang, he let go of his hand, and the little white mouse jumped down and ran out the door with a "squeak".
He turned his head, with tears still on his face, and saw a face whose facial features were about to be displaced stuck on the window glass.
The Minister of Literature and Art closed his eyes in despair, his heart was bleeding.
Buddha said, be strong.
4.0
When Sui Yang led the Minister of Literature and Art out of the security room, the sky was already full of red clouds.
The security guards of University A are very conscientious and do not let go of any hidden dangers that may endanger the campus.After being brought into the security room, the head of the art department repeatedly emphasized that he was just dating men, not being a pervert.
The security guard Xiao Li is very young and very gossip: "Then you call the person involved, and it will be clear after a confrontation."
The Minister of Literature and Art was already in despair, but at the moment Sui Yang entered the door, this despair turned into a burning fighting spirit.
Security guard Xiao Li asked: "Department, grade, name."
"Class 2016, Class 3, School of Medicine, Sui Yang."
The Minister of Literature and Art raised his hand to answer: "Also called my boyfriend."
The security guard Xiaoli said "heh": "There is also a surname 'I', which is rare."
"Student Sui Yang, please identify carefully, do you recognize the person next to you?"
As soon as Sui Yang came out of the dissecting room, he automatically returned to normal. After carefully looking up, down, left, and right, he nodded: "I know."
"Then what is your relationship?"
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art rushed to answer: "The relationship between male and female friends."
The security guard Xiao Li continued to "hehe", and turned his pen to ask Sui Yang: "This classmate said that she went outside the anatomy room with her mobile phone to take pictures of you. If you are okay, her behavior is regarded as a candid filming, which violates personal privacy and should be dealt with seriously. "If it's really a boyfriend and girlfriend, it's your internal problem, you take your girlfriend home and educate her!"
The Buddha said that saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.
Sui Yang nodded: "It's my girlfriend."
Security guard Li: Hey...
The Minister of Literature and Art almost knelt down, what does it mean to turn around?What does sincerity lead to spirit?That's it!
She silently cast a grateful look at the security guard Xiao Li: Brother, I will always thank you.
There is a lake in University A, and there is a bridge in the middle of the lake. Because the teaching building of the Chinese Department is in front of it, the bridge is built in an ancient sense.
Relying on his girlfriend's status, the Minister of Literature and Art took Sui Yang's arm.
She was actually a little nervous, afraid that Sui Yang would withdraw his hand, so she said to her calmly: "I just wanted to help you, the Buddha said, what love is not love, is worthless."
Fortunately, Sui Yang didn't do anything, and let her hold his hand, so she was completely at ease.
"Actually, I went to the dissecting room to dissect with you. When you do the dissecting, I pass the knife. It's so harmonious. In order to chase you, I also learned some basic knowledge of anatomy. If you don't do it, I will He hugged you tenderly from behind, grabbed your hand, and said to you: 'Little baby, the knife must be steady, and the person must be ruthless.'”
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art was shaking with laughter while imagining the picture, while Sui Yang stretched out his hand to pull the zipper of her down jacket to the top, and then buttoned her hat.
Her laughter stopped.
He was laughing, not at all like a sunflower, and his voice was clear and bright: "Since you are so good, next time you can dissect me for me. In ancient times, Mulan joined the army for her father, and now Jiao Ruan dissected a white mouse on behalf of her boyfriend. Listen It’s pretty touching.”
Chen Yu'an's jaw almost dropped after hearing the shy head of the Department of Literature and Art, who was holding his hands in his hands, talk about how she and Sui Yang were together.
Who would have thought that Sui Yang, who would not be soft and tough, and invulnerable to weapons and guns, would accept the Minister of Literature and Art with the assistance of a security guard.
"Actually, Brother Security was just an assistant. Sui Yang later told me that he changed his attitude towards me because the little white mouse escaped from his grasp because of my appearance. He said, this is the fate mentioned by Buddhism, which is wonderful. "
Chen Anan: "..." Let's do it!
Later, Sui Yang's support club quickly became the support club of Sui Yang and Jiao Ruan, and the fans begged her for a tutorial on flirting.
The Minister of Literature and Art sent a four-character motto: "Just follow the fate."
Chen Yu'an was really afraid that she would become a monk with Sui Yang Shuangshuang in the future.
Xia Ji finally stayed with her one day while she was busy, and laughed out loud after listening to her words: "Do you really think Sui Yang is so Buddhist? Since he is so Buddhist, monks are still abstaining from sex, how can he still be with Jiao Ruan?" Together?"
"what?"
"Suiyang is from No. [-] Middle School."
No. [-] Middle School is notoriously a gathering place for scumbags and delinquent teenagers, most of whom are from the second generation of the rich.And University A is one of the top five universities in China, and Chen Yu'an couldn't connect Suiyang, who was admitted in a serious way, with No. [-] Middle School.
"He was very famous in No. [-] Middle School. He was a school bully. Later, he turned to study, and a group of juniors around him followed him. In the end, several of them were admitted to key universities."
Sui Yang and his ex-girlfriend Fang Ruolin met before he changed gender.
Fang Ruolin was different from the other people who were either rich or noble in No. [-] Middle School. She was not good at studying, and she got in because she wanted to catch a wealthy son-in-law.At that time, although Sui Yang was more ruthless, he was very low-key, and he came to study from other provinces. Fang Ruolin just watched his face and was with him, but was later pried away by a fat man who drove a Ferrari to school.
Sui Yang was hit, and he also came to his senses.
The way for the second-year middle school boy with a mine at home to become the king is over. From now on, he will study hard and make progress every day.
Sui Yang was admitted to University A with his own efforts. Although he filled in the wrong application, his parents were crazy about it. Their son who hadn't done anything good for so many years finally made them proud.The Sui family hired the most high-end club in their locality to hold a three-day flowing banquet, and spent a million dollars to go in. Fang Ruolin didn't know what stupid things she had done until she heard the news, and came to University A to find Sui Yang several times.
To say that Sui Yang still had a little bit of affection for her before, but after a few times, it was gone.
The Sui Yang that Jiao Ruan saw returning to school with a gloomy face was the Sui Yang who saw Fang Ruolin for the last time.
The boy lost the last trace of nostalgia for his youth, and bid farewell to the past.
When I was young, there were countless tomorrows. If you make a mistake, you can turn around, and if you go astray, you can go around.
Sui Yang walked out of the night and bumped into Jiao Ruan who was secretly staring at him.
That is the entity of tomorrow, he can be expected and can be reached.
(End of this chapter)
1.0
Under Teacher Xia's preaching and teaching before, Chen Yu'an performed very well in the English CET-[-] test.
Her listening comprehension was about 70.00%. Although there were two words stuck in the later translation, she got it out overall. She was confident that she would not lose too many points for the word part, so this time it must be stable, and she almost cried with joy.
Such a big happy event, but Chen An'an couldn't celebrate with Xia Ji, because Xia Ji started to get busy again.
Since he came back from the neighboring city last month, except that he must go to some professional courses, he will not take the rest if he can, and plunges into fencing training.On Saturday and Sunday, he simply went home to Uncle Xia's fencing gym.
At the end of January, Xia Ji had a very important competition.He had participated in many competitions before, but he had never had such a high-intensity training like this time, and Chen Yu was a little uneasy.
From Monday to Friday, on New Year's Eve and the first day of the new year, they were fostered in a pet shop, and Chen Yuan went to feed them on weekends.Only at this time, in Xia Ji's apartment, did she feel that life was not floating in mid-air, but was still moving forward steadily.
Relationships between many people are also moving forward, changing with life.
For example, she recently fell in love with Xia Ji's CP fanhead head of literature and art department.
It's not right to say that they are in love. It was the head of the Ministry of Literature and Art who unilaterally chased the boys, but failed to catch up.
When she approached Chen Yu'an to talk about it, Chen Yu'an's head was full of question marks: "There are boys who reject you... Is the aesthetic so distorted?"
The director of the Ministry of Literature and Art, with his long legs bent and his chin resting on his face, was full of sadness, not at all like her: "Maybe love must be achieved through tribulations! This is my doomed catastrophe, and I can't escape it."
Chen Yu'an touched the goosebump on his arm: "So who is he?"
"Sui Yang!"
Chen Yu'an suddenly realized, it's no wonder she was rejected.
Chen Yu'an's first impression of Sui Yang came from Xia Ji's dormitory group "Jianzao Yaowan Clinic", and the Sui Yang group was called "Reproductive Department-Songzi Guanyin Sui Doctor".
She was still curious at the time, and asked Xia Ji like a child with a hundred thousand whys in her head: "What does the reproductive department have to do with giving birth?"
Xia Ji stroked her dog's head, and smiled kindly, just like the smile on her father's face when she came home with the award from elementary school: "Children's family, don't talk about adults."
Later, when she met Sui Yang himself for the first time with the other members of the "Zaozao Yaowan Clinic", she realized the profound meaning of his group business card.
In terms of appearance alone, Sui Yang is not as good as Xia Ji, but he is also a handsome guy with good features and a tall figure, plus he has a mysterious aura on his body, the kind of aura that makes people feel like a spring breeze when he smiles.
When they were seated, Xia Ji reminded him friendly: "Doctor Sui, please put away your sunflower smile."
Sui Yang pressed his fist to his lips and coughed lightly, rubbed his face, and nodded to Chen Yu'an: "Hello, third sister-in-law, I am the fourth child in our dormitory, and my name is Sui Yang."
He really lives up to his name, just like the sun, countless times hotter than the air conditioner.
The most powerful thing about him is that he is always surrounded by girls, and none of them are his girlfriends, but they all smile at him. A few girls who often appear in the same frame even set up a support club. Go out and have dinner together.
This event once became one of the three wonders of A University.
To say he is a "central air conditioner" is really not enough to describe his ability.
It is said that Sui Yang slowly became like this because of being emotionally hurt before.Chen Yu'an also asked Xia Ji curiously, Xia Ji only said that there is such a thing, but it mainly depends on Sui Yang's talent, because generally people who are hurt by love can't cultivate Sui Yang's state.
Sui Yang's favorite sentence is Tong Xiangyu's in the classic sitcom "Wulin Biography": "What kind of love, love, between men and women, is not healthy."
Sui Yang with such a temperament is too easy to attract peach blossoms, and it is also too easy to make peach blossoms sad.
Chen Yuan thought for a while and asked, "Why did you like him? Because of his signature sunflower smile?"
The Minister of Literature and Art shook his head: "He usually smiles, so I feel that the whole person is mentally retarded, and by the way, everyone in the school who is infatuated with him is mentally retarded. Now...Kaka, it smells so good."
"I don't know what happened that day. He didn't have a smile on his face, his eyes were full of sadness. He walked back from the school gate, as if the sky had fallen. His melancholy appearance is a bit like Tony Leung. I live so old, but the first This is the first time I meet someone with this kind of temperament. You also know that I grew up looking at my face, so I'll go for it when it's time, what's my favorite."
2.0
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art is a girl from the Northeast, with a straightforward personality and a good character of perseverance in her bones.
After all, without this kind of morality, it is really difficult to live in the ice and snow Northeast.
When she chased Sui Yang, she didn't have so many detours, but went directly to the downstairs of Building No. 2 of the medical school, and stopped Sui Yang, who was telling jokes among a group of Yingying and Yanyan.
"This student doesn't seem to be from our school, did he get lost on campus?"
The Minister of Literature and Art Department shook his head: "You lost your way in your heart, student Sui Yang, don't you take responsibility for it?"
"Wow——" The crowd suddenly burst into boos, and the group of Yingying and Yanyan whistled along, and they seemed more excited than others. The quality education of this fan club is really top-notch.
Sui Yang was obviously able to deal with this kind of thing with ease, straightening the sleeves of his white coat, and earnestly taught: "If a classmate is sick, as a future doctor, I have the responsibility to help you treat it, but people who are blind There is no cure for the disease, why are the students wasting time on a rotten person like me?"
Only then did the Minister of Literature and Art know why Sui Yang was so hurtful and no one hated him.
Because he is too straightforward, and he does not hide his badness, which is many times better than those sanctimonious hypocrites.
At this moment, the Minister of Literature and Art fell into the same trap as other members of the support club who were obsessed with Sui Yang.
It starts with appearance, and is loyal to character (paint off).
The Minister of Literature and Art threw down a cruel sentence, turned around and left in a cool manner.
"Apart from my beauty, my biggest advantage is that I have a lot of time to waste. You wait, sooner or later I will let your muddy pile pile up under my feet, and beg me pitifully to accept you."
Ruthless words sound imposing, but in reality, they are useless except to cheer yourself up.
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art chased and beat her for a week, and Sui Yang was like a ball of cotton, she couldn't hit it, didn't respond, and occasionally scratched her nose when she was in a hurry, making her want to sneeze.If it wasn't for worrying about the influence, she would have wanted to seduce him physically.
"The enemy is really too stubborn. Blind attacks won't work. Chairman Chen, please help me and Boss Xia find out if Sui Yang has any special hobbies and weaknesses, so I can prescribe the right medicine."
"Don't call me Chairman Chen, just call me by my name."
"Okay, Eucalyptus." The Minister of Literature and Art came over, squinting his eyes, and asked dangerously, "Then do you remember my name?"
Chen Yu'an was silent for half a minute, then took out his mobile phone: "...well, let me ask Xia Ji for you."
Minister of Literature and Art: "Oh!"
Xia Ji happened to be taking a lunch break, so he came back quickly.
[Xia Pig's Trotter: What did you ask him to do? 】
[Chen Kei: Someone wants to chase him, and he will never give up until he is chased. 】
[Xia Pig Trotter: His weakness is Fang Ruolin, his ex-girlfriend.There is another one that should be counted. His family believes in Buddhism and is afraid of killing. Every time he dissects a living body, he dare not do it. After everyone else has left, he will be detained and killed while crying. I ran into it once when I went back to get things. . 】
Chen Yu made up the picture, laughed out loud, and told the truth about these two weaknesses to the Minister of Literature and Art.
"Very good, then I can 'unintentionally' crash into their next vivisection class, hee hee hee..." The head of the art department, Fly, rubbed his hands, as if he had already seen Sui Yang hugging her thigh begging her to love her again him once.
"Why didn't you start with Fang Ruolin? After all, Fang Ruolin was the source of his becoming like that. To capture the thief, you must first capture the king!"
The Minister of Literature and Art paused, and smiled brightly: "Although I have no integrity, I still have a bottom line. I pinch people's wounds, poke people's hearts, and use his past to threaten me and his future. I won't do this kind of thing."
At this moment, Chen Yu'an suddenly felt that this carefree and often offline girl lived a more transparent and free-spirited life than anyone else.
If you like it, go after it, if you can't catch up, keep chasing, anyway, if you chase after it, you won't grow meat.
But if you don't chase her, she will definitely regret it.
It's not worthwhile to use today's momentary laziness and retreat to pay for future regrets.
3.0
I copied a schedule for using the anatomy room of the medical school, learned the basics of vivisection profoundly, and bought a golden suspender skirt, which is the most popular this year. Armed and ready to go to Building 2 of the medical school.
Chen Yuan watched her loosely tie up her well-groomed long curly hair, and then put on a big down jacket over the suspender skirt, and asked suspiciously, "Why don't you just wear it?"
"That's no surprise! I want to impress him with my heart, and when he relaxes his nerves and then appear in front of him beautifully, he will be excited."
Chen Anan: "The key points of study."
In the eyes of outsiders, several teaching buildings in the medical school have their own ghost story BGM, which makes people feel chills when they enter.
The Minister of Literature and Art, on the other hand, looked like a female assassin on a mission in ancient times, with the big hat of the long black down jacket buttoned down, covering most of his face.She printed out a copy of the map, marked the location of the target with a red pen, and trotted all the way to it.
In the monitoring room, the security guard on duty put down his thermos cup and zoomed in on the third floor of Building No. 2 of the medical school, and saw a sneaky black shadow poking his head.
The security guard immediately took out the walkie-talkie: "Hey, Xiao Li, quickly call someone to the third floor of Building 2 of the Medical College. A suspicious person appeared."
Recently, there have been many colleges and universities showing perverts taking pictures in toilets. University A didn't do it before, but they can't take it lightly.
That person's attire is very perverted.
The Minister of Literature and Art, ignorant of the imminent danger, hid in the stairwell and watched the students coming out of the dissection room in groups of three and four.
In the crowd, she saw Xia Ji who left in a hurry. He was still tall and long-faced and invincible, but Allah, who once made her so cute, was now dim in her eyes, just like a fish's eye. Those who want to cry are her pearls.
The corridor fell silent, and the Minister of Literature and Art ran over catty, tiptoed to the edge of the window, carefully exposed half of his head, and observed .jpg in secret.
Sure enough, Sui Yang was there, and the professor sitting on the podium above was obviously already familiar with the road, so he pulled up a stool to drink tea and waited for him.
Holding a small dissecting knife in his hand, Sui Yang stared at the little white mouse in the cage in front of him, his tall body shaking as if it had been electrified.
For the nth time, the professor asked his doubts: "I said you are so afraid of killing, why do you still come to study medicine?"
Sui Yang's teeth chattered: "When I filled out the application form, my hand shook, and I entered the wrong department name."
The professor sighed: "This is probably your fate. Don't shake your hands. The more you shake, the more painful it will be."
Sui Yang secretly told himself that he was a blue child, to be strong and not to cry, but in the end he still didn't skip the routine of crying every anatomy class, sobbing while taking the little white mouse out of the cage: "The Buddha said, early death and early rebirth , I'll send you down first, don't be a guinea pig in your next life, be a cat... don't blame me... woo woo woo..."
Even though the Minister of Literature and Art had done enough psychological construction, he was still shocked by this scene full of imagery.
The girlfriend-to-be had ten layers of filters, and she didn't think he was ridiculous at all, but instead thought he was cute and cute.The Minister of Literature and Art took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera. The camera was aimed at Sui Yang and was about to take a picture. Suddenly, a strong force came from behind and pushed her against the wall.
"Don't move! I knew you were a pervert who came to secretly take pictures, so let's catch you right now!"
This "bang" sound startled Sui Yang, he let go of his hand, and the little white mouse jumped down and ran out the door with a "squeak".
He turned his head, with tears still on his face, and saw a face whose facial features were about to be displaced stuck on the window glass.
The Minister of Literature and Art closed his eyes in despair, his heart was bleeding.
Buddha said, be strong.
4.0
When Sui Yang led the Minister of Literature and Art out of the security room, the sky was already full of red clouds.
The security guards of University A are very conscientious and do not let go of any hidden dangers that may endanger the campus.After being brought into the security room, the head of the art department repeatedly emphasized that he was just dating men, not being a pervert.
The security guard Xiao Li is very young and very gossip: "Then you call the person involved, and it will be clear after a confrontation."
The Minister of Literature and Art was already in despair, but at the moment Sui Yang entered the door, this despair turned into a burning fighting spirit.
Security guard Xiao Li asked: "Department, grade, name."
"Class 2016, Class 3, School of Medicine, Sui Yang."
The Minister of Literature and Art raised his hand to answer: "Also called my boyfriend."
The security guard Xiaoli said "heh": "There is also a surname 'I', which is rare."
"Student Sui Yang, please identify carefully, do you recognize the person next to you?"
As soon as Sui Yang came out of the dissecting room, he automatically returned to normal. After carefully looking up, down, left, and right, he nodded: "I know."
"Then what is your relationship?"
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art rushed to answer: "The relationship between male and female friends."
The security guard Xiao Li continued to "hehe", and turned his pen to ask Sui Yang: "This classmate said that she went outside the anatomy room with her mobile phone to take pictures of you. If you are okay, her behavior is regarded as a candid filming, which violates personal privacy and should be dealt with seriously. "If it's really a boyfriend and girlfriend, it's your internal problem, you take your girlfriend home and educate her!"
The Buddha said that saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.
Sui Yang nodded: "It's my girlfriend."
Security guard Li: Hey...
The Minister of Literature and Art almost knelt down, what does it mean to turn around?What does sincerity lead to spirit?That's it!
She silently cast a grateful look at the security guard Xiao Li: Brother, I will always thank you.
There is a lake in University A, and there is a bridge in the middle of the lake. Because the teaching building of the Chinese Department is in front of it, the bridge is built in an ancient sense.
Relying on his girlfriend's status, the Minister of Literature and Art took Sui Yang's arm.
She was actually a little nervous, afraid that Sui Yang would withdraw his hand, so she said to her calmly: "I just wanted to help you, the Buddha said, what love is not love, is worthless."
Fortunately, Sui Yang didn't do anything, and let her hold his hand, so she was completely at ease.
"Actually, I went to the dissecting room to dissect with you. When you do the dissecting, I pass the knife. It's so harmonious. In order to chase you, I also learned some basic knowledge of anatomy. If you don't do it, I will He hugged you tenderly from behind, grabbed your hand, and said to you: 'Little baby, the knife must be steady, and the person must be ruthless.'”
The head of the Ministry of Literature and Art was shaking with laughter while imagining the picture, while Sui Yang stretched out his hand to pull the zipper of her down jacket to the top, and then buttoned her hat.
Her laughter stopped.
He was laughing, not at all like a sunflower, and his voice was clear and bright: "Since you are so good, next time you can dissect me for me. In ancient times, Mulan joined the army for her father, and now Jiao Ruan dissected a white mouse on behalf of her boyfriend. Listen It’s pretty touching.”
Chen Yu'an's jaw almost dropped after hearing the shy head of the Department of Literature and Art, who was holding his hands in his hands, talk about how she and Sui Yang were together.
Who would have thought that Sui Yang, who would not be soft and tough, and invulnerable to weapons and guns, would accept the Minister of Literature and Art with the assistance of a security guard.
"Actually, Brother Security was just an assistant. Sui Yang later told me that he changed his attitude towards me because the little white mouse escaped from his grasp because of my appearance. He said, this is the fate mentioned by Buddhism, which is wonderful. "
Chen Anan: "..." Let's do it!
Later, Sui Yang's support club quickly became the support club of Sui Yang and Jiao Ruan, and the fans begged her for a tutorial on flirting.
The Minister of Literature and Art sent a four-character motto: "Just follow the fate."
Chen Yu'an was really afraid that she would become a monk with Sui Yang Shuangshuang in the future.
Xia Ji finally stayed with her one day while she was busy, and laughed out loud after listening to her words: "Do you really think Sui Yang is so Buddhist? Since he is so Buddhist, monks are still abstaining from sex, how can he still be with Jiao Ruan?" Together?"
"what?"
"Suiyang is from No. [-] Middle School."
No. [-] Middle School is notoriously a gathering place for scumbags and delinquent teenagers, most of whom are from the second generation of the rich.And University A is one of the top five universities in China, and Chen Yu'an couldn't connect Suiyang, who was admitted in a serious way, with No. [-] Middle School.
"He was very famous in No. [-] Middle School. He was a school bully. Later, he turned to study, and a group of juniors around him followed him. In the end, several of them were admitted to key universities."
Sui Yang and his ex-girlfriend Fang Ruolin met before he changed gender.
Fang Ruolin was different from the other people who were either rich or noble in No. [-] Middle School. She was not good at studying, and she got in because she wanted to catch a wealthy son-in-law.At that time, although Sui Yang was more ruthless, he was very low-key, and he came to study from other provinces. Fang Ruolin just watched his face and was with him, but was later pried away by a fat man who drove a Ferrari to school.
Sui Yang was hit, and he also came to his senses.
The way for the second-year middle school boy with a mine at home to become the king is over. From now on, he will study hard and make progress every day.
Sui Yang was admitted to University A with his own efforts. Although he filled in the wrong application, his parents were crazy about it. Their son who hadn't done anything good for so many years finally made them proud.The Sui family hired the most high-end club in their locality to hold a three-day flowing banquet, and spent a million dollars to go in. Fang Ruolin didn't know what stupid things she had done until she heard the news, and came to University A to find Sui Yang several times.
To say that Sui Yang still had a little bit of affection for her before, but after a few times, it was gone.
The Sui Yang that Jiao Ruan saw returning to school with a gloomy face was the Sui Yang who saw Fang Ruolin for the last time.
The boy lost the last trace of nostalgia for his youth, and bid farewell to the past.
When I was young, there were countless tomorrows. If you make a mistake, you can turn around, and if you go astray, you can go around.
Sui Yang walked out of the night and bumped into Jiao Ruan who was secretly staring at him.
That is the entity of tomorrow, he can be expected and can be reached.
(End of this chapter)
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