The era of ruthless men
Chapter 61 Fat Man's Dating Guidelines
Chapter 61 Fat Man's Dating Guidelines
Imperial City.
The streets are full of flowers, and the streets are full of traffic. Compared with the Yaodi City, it has more atmosphere, but it lacks the atmosphere of cultivating immortals, and there are very few monks to be seen here.
Ordinary people are doing ordinary things, and the streets are lined with lights and feasting, among which there are countless, very harmonious.
"This sudden sense of peace and ease really makes me feel nostalgic for the world of mortals. If Xu mortals are like this, I believe there are gray heads in the world." Ye Youwei murmured to himself.
"Hey, Brother Ye really recites a good poem. Would you like to go to the Zuixiang Building? It's called a man's paradise there!" Lick your lips!
Ye Youwei raised his eyebrows, Zuixianglou, as soon as he heard the name, he knew that it was the kind of place where people can't see the glamorous, purple, drunk and golden, so the fat man was insulting him!With his gentlemanly demeanor, how could he go there?So he took a serious look at the fat man and said, "Lead the way."
The ancients are sincere, don't deceive me...
If the god of thieves really exists, it must be thunderous, killing this girl, right?
Soon.
Fatty took Ye Youwei to Zuixianglou, where the lights were red and colorful, the wine was green and strange, the sound of various musical instruments was continuous, and the fragrance of powder and daisy wafted ten miles away!
"The sound of wind, rain, musical instruments, the sound is heart-warming!"
Among them are some scholarly families, they look very elegant and gentle, and they start to make a pair with a gentle appearance. Someone laughed and said: "Whoever can match, the bounty is 500 million!"
"The aroma of wine, wood, and powder, the aroma is alluring."
Ye Youwei had just followed Fatty into the pavilion, when he heard it, and immediately improvised, he came out, and directly slapped many scholarly families in the face!
Everyone in the hall of the pavilion looked at the person in shock. They didn't expect that they would be righted out in an instant!Can't help but feel a little embarrassed!Among them, the kid from the rich family who made the pair even twitched the corners of his mouth. He had thought about this for a long time, and today he deliberately pretended to be aggressive among his peers so that the oirans here could notice his talent, but he didn't expect to be trapped. Go in!
"Damn it..." The rich kid's face turned dark, and he planned to teach the young man who was facing him a lesson, but when he got to his side, he suddenly felt like something was stuck in his throat and couldn't speak. , because he saw Pang Fatty!
Just now, the fat man was on the left of Ye Youwei, but because of the bronze box, he was not well displayed in the eyes of everyone...
You know, Fatty's identity is known to almost everyone in the rich circle of Nanling. If he is richer than anyone else, he says he is the second. No young man dares to say that he is the first. He is a member of the royal family. Don't dare!
"Brother Fat!" The visitor immediately changed his words, the black line turned into a smiling face, and flattered him: "I said who can make such a wonderful match! It turns out that it is Brother Fatty's brother!"
"Well, you have vision, go down." The fat man waved at him at this time, and didn't pay much attention to him, basically with a very cold attitude!
"Wait, 500 million." Ye Youwei looked at the angry and suddenly changed face, and smiled slightly: "Swipe the card or take the baby as collateral?"
The man who came was a little embarrassed, and after giving Ye Youwei 500 million gold coins, he ran away in a hurry.
"Fatty, I didn't expect you to have such a cold side? I think he really wants to make friends with you!" Ye Youwei smiled at Fatty.
"It's a joke, there are a lot of rich kids who want to make friends with me. If everyone needs to make friends, then there is no end to it?" The fat man said with disdain: "Besides, my fat man never makes friends by looking at whether they have money or not. , or what their status is, no matter how rich they are, I don’t have money anyway, and what’s more, even if they are holy sons and gods, I will not be used to fat people.”
"Sure enough, he is the brother he likes! He is heroic! He is majestic! He can compete with the legendary brother Erha!" Ye Youwei gave a serious thumbs up and praised!
"Who is Erha?" The fat man glanced at Ye Youwei. Although he didn't quite understand, he always felt that something was wrong.
"Ahem, this is a god-like creature, a race favored by the heavens! It can do many things that we men can't do!" Ye Youwei said with a serious face, "For example, it can Girls share the same room and sleep on the same pillow! Another example is that girls can take a bath without closing the shower door without guarding against it! They can even go into the bathroom to rub some oil and water! This... how wonderful it is for us men It's out of reach! If you're not careful, your arms and legs will be broken! You understand? But it won't! It's just like that!"
"Fuck! Awesome!" Fatty turned pale with shock when he heard this!He looked at Ye Youwei with a look of admiration: "If there is a chance, I will definitely ask Fatty Master for help! It's too good! It's so good! Do you have any nicknames? Such as Flower Picker, Thousand Miles of Fragrance, etc. ?”
"A creature of this legendary level naturally has a nickname in the world, and it is famous all over the world! It is well-known! Everyone loves and hates it!" Ye Youwei said.
"What's your name!" Fatty was excited!
"Tim the dog." Ye Youwei smiled.
"Nimmabi—!" Fatty cried when he heard the words, and was about to pick up his shoe soles and pat Ye Youwei on the spot. Isn't this a fucking dog?A dog is actually said to be such a big man with a lot of chatter!There is really no one left!The point is, he still believed it!
"Hahaha! Who told you to ask more questions!" Ye Youwei laughed, and saw that Zuixianglou was full of beauties, and immediately closed it, looking gentle and dignified!
after a little while.
The two of them were a bit tired and found a private room with two beds, delicious wine and fruits beside them, and a view of the busy traffic outside the window.
Moreover, on the respective beds of the two of them, there is a beautiful woman in overalls, but don't think too much about it, they are just the masseuses of this Zuixiang Building.
At this time, I was barefoot, helping Ye Youwei and Fatty step on their backs, and loosening various acupuncture points, which are used to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and can even open the veins. For cultivators, pressing it once or twice a month is also good Benefited a lot!
"Hey, fat man." Ye Youwei said while lying on the bed with his eyes closed: "You just came to the imperial capital and brought me to live this extremely luxurious life. It seems that you are not an honest person. Did your father beat you less?"
"This is definitely that I have to get dripping. I often be beaten in the family, otherwise I won't be so fat!" The fat man closed his eyes with disdain at this moment, and he was unhappy and disgusted: "My father said , as long as you have a little effort from the Yaozu princess, you can fight for the emperor! But I am not interested in that..."
"..." Ye Youwei was speechless after hearing the words: "Your father is right, you are the descendant of that, if you work hard, you can indeed do it."
He didn't say the word "Demon Emperor" on purpose. After all, walls have ears, so we have to guard against them. It's better to be more vigilant, and be careful to make the Ten Thousand Years Ship. He doesn't want Fatty to be killed because of his mouth.
Boom boom boom!
At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the box...
(End of this chapter)
Imperial City.
The streets are full of flowers, and the streets are full of traffic. Compared with the Yaodi City, it has more atmosphere, but it lacks the atmosphere of cultivating immortals, and there are very few monks to be seen here.
Ordinary people are doing ordinary things, and the streets are lined with lights and feasting, among which there are countless, very harmonious.
"This sudden sense of peace and ease really makes me feel nostalgic for the world of mortals. If Xu mortals are like this, I believe there are gray heads in the world." Ye Youwei murmured to himself.
"Hey, Brother Ye really recites a good poem. Would you like to go to the Zuixiang Building? It's called a man's paradise there!" Lick your lips!
Ye Youwei raised his eyebrows, Zuixianglou, as soon as he heard the name, he knew that it was the kind of place where people can't see the glamorous, purple, drunk and golden, so the fat man was insulting him!With his gentlemanly demeanor, how could he go there?So he took a serious look at the fat man and said, "Lead the way."
The ancients are sincere, don't deceive me...
If the god of thieves really exists, it must be thunderous, killing this girl, right?
Soon.
Fatty took Ye Youwei to Zuixianglou, where the lights were red and colorful, the wine was green and strange, the sound of various musical instruments was continuous, and the fragrance of powder and daisy wafted ten miles away!
"The sound of wind, rain, musical instruments, the sound is heart-warming!"
Among them are some scholarly families, they look very elegant and gentle, and they start to make a pair with a gentle appearance. Someone laughed and said: "Whoever can match, the bounty is 500 million!"
"The aroma of wine, wood, and powder, the aroma is alluring."
Ye Youwei had just followed Fatty into the pavilion, when he heard it, and immediately improvised, he came out, and directly slapped many scholarly families in the face!
Everyone in the hall of the pavilion looked at the person in shock. They didn't expect that they would be righted out in an instant!Can't help but feel a little embarrassed!Among them, the kid from the rich family who made the pair even twitched the corners of his mouth. He had thought about this for a long time, and today he deliberately pretended to be aggressive among his peers so that the oirans here could notice his talent, but he didn't expect to be trapped. Go in!
"Damn it..." The rich kid's face turned dark, and he planned to teach the young man who was facing him a lesson, but when he got to his side, he suddenly felt like something was stuck in his throat and couldn't speak. , because he saw Pang Fatty!
Just now, the fat man was on the left of Ye Youwei, but because of the bronze box, he was not well displayed in the eyes of everyone...
You know, Fatty's identity is known to almost everyone in the rich circle of Nanling. If he is richer than anyone else, he says he is the second. No young man dares to say that he is the first. He is a member of the royal family. Don't dare!
"Brother Fat!" The visitor immediately changed his words, the black line turned into a smiling face, and flattered him: "I said who can make such a wonderful match! It turns out that it is Brother Fatty's brother!"
"Well, you have vision, go down." The fat man waved at him at this time, and didn't pay much attention to him, basically with a very cold attitude!
"Wait, 500 million." Ye Youwei looked at the angry and suddenly changed face, and smiled slightly: "Swipe the card or take the baby as collateral?"
The man who came was a little embarrassed, and after giving Ye Youwei 500 million gold coins, he ran away in a hurry.
"Fatty, I didn't expect you to have such a cold side? I think he really wants to make friends with you!" Ye Youwei smiled at Fatty.
"It's a joke, there are a lot of rich kids who want to make friends with me. If everyone needs to make friends, then there is no end to it?" The fat man said with disdain: "Besides, my fat man never makes friends by looking at whether they have money or not. , or what their status is, no matter how rich they are, I don’t have money anyway, and what’s more, even if they are holy sons and gods, I will not be used to fat people.”
"Sure enough, he is the brother he likes! He is heroic! He is majestic! He can compete with the legendary brother Erha!" Ye Youwei gave a serious thumbs up and praised!
"Who is Erha?" The fat man glanced at Ye Youwei. Although he didn't quite understand, he always felt that something was wrong.
"Ahem, this is a god-like creature, a race favored by the heavens! It can do many things that we men can't do!" Ye Youwei said with a serious face, "For example, it can Girls share the same room and sleep on the same pillow! Another example is that girls can take a bath without closing the shower door without guarding against it! They can even go into the bathroom to rub some oil and water! This... how wonderful it is for us men It's out of reach! If you're not careful, your arms and legs will be broken! You understand? But it won't! It's just like that!"
"Fuck! Awesome!" Fatty turned pale with shock when he heard this!He looked at Ye Youwei with a look of admiration: "If there is a chance, I will definitely ask Fatty Master for help! It's too good! It's so good! Do you have any nicknames? Such as Flower Picker, Thousand Miles of Fragrance, etc. ?”
"A creature of this legendary level naturally has a nickname in the world, and it is famous all over the world! It is well-known! Everyone loves and hates it!" Ye Youwei said.
"What's your name!" Fatty was excited!
"Tim the dog." Ye Youwei smiled.
"Nimmabi—!" Fatty cried when he heard the words, and was about to pick up his shoe soles and pat Ye Youwei on the spot. Isn't this a fucking dog?A dog is actually said to be such a big man with a lot of chatter!There is really no one left!The point is, he still believed it!
"Hahaha! Who told you to ask more questions!" Ye Youwei laughed, and saw that Zuixianglou was full of beauties, and immediately closed it, looking gentle and dignified!
after a little while.
The two of them were a bit tired and found a private room with two beds, delicious wine and fruits beside them, and a view of the busy traffic outside the window.
Moreover, on the respective beds of the two of them, there is a beautiful woman in overalls, but don't think too much about it, they are just the masseuses of this Zuixiang Building.
At this time, I was barefoot, helping Ye Youwei and Fatty step on their backs, and loosening various acupuncture points, which are used to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and can even open the veins. For cultivators, pressing it once or twice a month is also good Benefited a lot!
"Hey, fat man." Ye Youwei said while lying on the bed with his eyes closed: "You just came to the imperial capital and brought me to live this extremely luxurious life. It seems that you are not an honest person. Did your father beat you less?"
"This is definitely that I have to get dripping. I often be beaten in the family, otherwise I won't be so fat!" The fat man closed his eyes with disdain at this moment, and he was unhappy and disgusted: "My father said , as long as you have a little effort from the Yaozu princess, you can fight for the emperor! But I am not interested in that..."
"..." Ye Youwei was speechless after hearing the words: "Your father is right, you are the descendant of that, if you work hard, you can indeed do it."
He didn't say the word "Demon Emperor" on purpose. After all, walls have ears, so we have to guard against them. It's better to be more vigilant, and be careful to make the Ten Thousand Years Ship. He doesn't want Fatty to be killed because of his mouth.
Boom boom boom!
At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the box...
(End of this chapter)
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