Chapter 700
If it was something else, Concubine Jia might not agree with Linglong.
However, Concubine Huo had a grudge against her for the loss of her son. Now that she had the opportunity to teach her a lesson, how could she let it go?
Concubine Jia's face turned cold, and she ordered in a low voice: "Lixin, go and call all the palace servants who are in charge of fertilizing this peach grove to me."
Lixin smiled knowingly and hurried to go.
Concubine Huo found out that the emperor would come to play in the imperial garden today, so she hid in the peach forest, hoping to attract the emperor to come by singing.
But the song was sung one after another, but there was no movement.
Concubine Huo couldn't help being a little anxious: "Didn't it mean that the emperor is coming here? Why hasn't he come yet? Has he been hooked by some seductress?"
Chunchan said: "Probably not. Concubine Ying is the most seductive at the moment. The emperor is visiting the garden today, and concubine Ying is among them. How could the emperor be seduced by other concubines?"
While she was talking, she suddenly heard footsteps, she hurriedly said: "Madam, the footsteps, the footsteps of many people, are they the emperor and his entourage?"
Concubine Huo couldn't help being overjoyed, and nodded: "It must be, the emperor is here, the emperor is here, Chunchan, look at me, is there any problem with makeup and clothing?"
Chunchan smiled and said: "How could it be? The empress came here dressed up carefully, her outfit is perfect, the emperor must be out of her mind when she sees her."
Concubine Huo said: "That's good. I've been left cold by the emperor for so long, and I'm about to have problems with my menstrual period. Everyone says that Xiaobie is better than a newlywed. I don't know how the emperor will favor me again."
Chunchan pursed her lips and smiled, "That must be sweeter."
The master and the servant were talking happily, but Jiafei's shrill voice sounded: "This year's peach blossoms are not blooming vigorously enough, you must be lazy in fertilizing, so hurry up and add more fertilizer, or the emperor's mood will be ruined someday. Watch your heads."
Immediately afterwards came the terrified voices of several palace people: "Yes, the servant must fertilize more."
Concubine Jia shouted: "Hurry up and pour the whole bucket into this palace."
After Huo Concubine and Chun Chan heard this, they murmured inwardly that it was not good, they hurriedly lifted up their skirts and were about to run out.
But where is it possible?
There were only a few clattering sounds, and the rice fields all over the sky swept over, and a huge stench filled the air, and then...
Then there was a series of pig-killing screams and Jiafei's breathless laughter.
Concubine Jia laughed so hard: "Hahaha, bitch, you have today too!"
It was already evening when Linglong came back from listening to music in Concubine Ying's palace.
Xiangzhi said with a smile, "Your Majesty is listening to the music in Concubine Ying's Palace, but she doesn't know how lively the Royal Garden is."
Linglong fiddled with the golden pearls on the armor, and said: "It must be Concubine Jia who is doing something in the Imperial Garden. Tell me, what did Concubine Jia do to Concubine Huo?"
Concubine Jia was left on purpose by her to repair Concubine Huo, but she would like to hear how to fix it.
Xiangzhi said: "Concubine Huo pretends to be clever and hides behind the peach grove to sing songs, trying to attract the emperor to come over, but she met Concubine Jia. Concubine Jia and Concubine Huo have always been at odds. Naturally, Concubine Jia would not let her go easily, so she silently called a few palace maids in charge of fertilizing, and sprinkled it wildly on the Taolin for a while, but concubine Huo and that Chunchan turned into feces. I'm going to die laughing."
Speaking of this, Xiangzhi couldn't help laughing again, laughing so hard that he fell down.
After Linglong heard this, she thought again and again: "Fuck, fuck!"
(End of this chapter)
If it was something else, Concubine Jia might not agree with Linglong.
However, Concubine Huo had a grudge against her for the loss of her son. Now that she had the opportunity to teach her a lesson, how could she let it go?
Concubine Jia's face turned cold, and she ordered in a low voice: "Lixin, go and call all the palace servants who are in charge of fertilizing this peach grove to me."
Lixin smiled knowingly and hurried to go.
Concubine Huo found out that the emperor would come to play in the imperial garden today, so she hid in the peach forest, hoping to attract the emperor to come by singing.
But the song was sung one after another, but there was no movement.
Concubine Huo couldn't help being a little anxious: "Didn't it mean that the emperor is coming here? Why hasn't he come yet? Has he been hooked by some seductress?"
Chunchan said: "Probably not. Concubine Ying is the most seductive at the moment. The emperor is visiting the garden today, and concubine Ying is among them. How could the emperor be seduced by other concubines?"
While she was talking, she suddenly heard footsteps, she hurriedly said: "Madam, the footsteps, the footsteps of many people, are they the emperor and his entourage?"
Concubine Huo couldn't help being overjoyed, and nodded: "It must be, the emperor is here, the emperor is here, Chunchan, look at me, is there any problem with makeup and clothing?"
Chunchan smiled and said: "How could it be? The empress came here dressed up carefully, her outfit is perfect, the emperor must be out of her mind when she sees her."
Concubine Huo said: "That's good. I've been left cold by the emperor for so long, and I'm about to have problems with my menstrual period. Everyone says that Xiaobie is better than a newlywed. I don't know how the emperor will favor me again."
Chunchan pursed her lips and smiled, "That must be sweeter."
The master and the servant were talking happily, but Jiafei's shrill voice sounded: "This year's peach blossoms are not blooming vigorously enough, you must be lazy in fertilizing, so hurry up and add more fertilizer, or the emperor's mood will be ruined someday. Watch your heads."
Immediately afterwards came the terrified voices of several palace people: "Yes, the servant must fertilize more."
Concubine Jia shouted: "Hurry up and pour the whole bucket into this palace."
After Huo Concubine and Chun Chan heard this, they murmured inwardly that it was not good, they hurriedly lifted up their skirts and were about to run out.
But where is it possible?
There were only a few clattering sounds, and the rice fields all over the sky swept over, and a huge stench filled the air, and then...
Then there was a series of pig-killing screams and Jiafei's breathless laughter.
Concubine Jia laughed so hard: "Hahaha, bitch, you have today too!"
It was already evening when Linglong came back from listening to music in Concubine Ying's palace.
Xiangzhi said with a smile, "Your Majesty is listening to the music in Concubine Ying's Palace, but she doesn't know how lively the Royal Garden is."
Linglong fiddled with the golden pearls on the armor, and said: "It must be Concubine Jia who is doing something in the Imperial Garden. Tell me, what did Concubine Jia do to Concubine Huo?"
Concubine Jia was left on purpose by her to repair Concubine Huo, but she would like to hear how to fix it.
Xiangzhi said: "Concubine Huo pretends to be clever and hides behind the peach grove to sing songs, trying to attract the emperor to come over, but she met Concubine Jia. Concubine Jia and Concubine Huo have always been at odds. Naturally, Concubine Jia would not let her go easily, so she silently called a few palace maids in charge of fertilizing, and sprinkled it wildly on the Taolin for a while, but concubine Huo and that Chunchan turned into feces. I'm going to die laughing."
Speaking of this, Xiangzhi couldn't help laughing again, laughing so hard that he fell down.
After Linglong heard this, she thought again and again: "Fuck, fuck!"
(End of this chapter)
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