This princess is a bit wild
Chapter 559
Chapter 559
"Beautiful scenery on a beautiful day! Beautiful wine and beautiful woman! It is indeed a rare pleasure in life!" She suddenly raised her wine glass, with a wanton smile on her lips, and took a sip lightly as she spoke.
Wow, it's really good wine, Jiang Luoli's beautiful eyes immediately flowed, feeling relaxed and happy.
Zhong Wen also held a wine glass in one hand and a flagon in the other, and walked over with a mysterious smile on his face, "Heroes see the same thing, come and have a drink."
"How can one cup be enough? At least three cups! Hahahahaha..."
Jiang Luoli poured herself forthrightly, and within a short time, she drank half of the wine again, and her cheeks on both sides gradually turned crimson, which was very beautiful.
Zhong Wen's footsteps were almost messy from drinking, and water could almost flow from his peach blossom-like eyebrows.
He squinted his misty eyes, looked at Jiang Luoli with a smile, his footsteps were messy, and his speech became slightly slower: "Brother genius doctor, for the sake of your boldness, I will show you today what I have accumulated over the years. My favorite baby!"
Hearing the baby, Jiang Luoli's eyes became even brighter, she threw away the jug and stretched her neck to look.
It was as if Zhong Wen took out a booklet from his arms, and on the cover of the booklet were written eight big characters——360 Five Strategies of Love.
She remembered that the last time she saw Zhong Wen take out this booklet, and still write and draw on it, they were all about how to use tricks to chase love, let alone in this different world, even in her The era is very trendy and alternative.
Jiang Luoli couldn't help being overjoyed, she couldn't help reaching out and pointing at the booklet, laughing again and again.
"Xiao Wenwen, you are so talented! Why don't you let me distribute and sell this book for you, and I will give you the copyright to ensure that you will become a hit."
"What distribution? What copyright?" Zhong Wen asked in a daze.
"Don't worry about it, just give it to me anyway!"
Jiang Luoli grabbed Zhong Wen's "360 Strategies of Love" and stuffed it into the lapel of her own chest. At the end, she patted her chest like a baby, and murmured to herself.
"The so-called gentlemen and gentlemen are so good. There are so many infatuated people in the world who don't know what is what and teach life and death. If they get this book to guide them, they don't know how many detours they will avoid. I believe that once this book comes out, it will be popular all over the world. No one can match it in a hundred years! Hahaha..."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Are you drunk?" Zhong Wen, who was still wobbly, smiled and asked Jiang Luoli.
"How can I be drunk? My drinking capacity is getting better and better now! I won't get drunk even with a pot of wine!" Jiang Luoli stretched out her hand and swore to the sky and the earth.
"But you just drank my three pots of Zuichenfeng! Three pots!" Zhong Wenbi stretched out five fingers with a swearing expression on his face.
Jiang Luoli turned her head and gave Zhong Wen a disgusted look, and said with the corner of her mouth curled up, "Look at your stingy spirit! Come on, if you're afraid of losing money, why don't we sworn brothers with different surnames? From now on, what's yours will be mine, and what's yours will be mine. It’s still mine, how about it?”
Zhong Wen raised his head, looked at the spring water rushing down in front of him, and reacted for a while: "This idea is good!"
Zhong Wen in red and Jiang Luoli in white hooked their shoulders together, smiling and came to the edge of the cliff near the river at Shuangyun Waterside Pavilion, and knelt down towards the sky and the earth.
Jiang Luoli, who was sticking out her tongue, held the jug in her left hand, patted her chest with her right hand, turned her head to Zhong Wen who was beside her and said, "From now on, let me say something, and you read it to me."
With a cute and warm smile on Zhong Wen's face, he repeated honestly: "I say something, you read it to me..."
Jiang Luoli puffed up her eyes and glared at Zhong Wen: "I mean start now!"
"Start now……"
"Hey, don't explain it to you, a drunk! Just follow me and read, Huang Tian is on top, thick soil is on the bottom, I am Jiang Luoli!"
"Huang Tian is above, and the thick soil is below. I, Jiang Luoli... eh? Who is Jiang Luoli?" Zhong Wen realized belatedly, and turned his head to ask.
Jiang Luoli frowned, fell silent for a moment, and later realized that she had slipped her tongue, but she and Zhong Wen were not so vigilant anymore when they were drunk.Both of them were floating at this time, as if they were in the clouds, and they didn't have any intention of going deeper.
Jiang Luoli immediately fooled it and said: "Jiang Luoli is my pen name! From now on, I will give you a pen name for your 360 Five Strategies of Love, and it will be called Jiang Wenwen! Hahahaha...Okay, don't interrupt me , sworn brothers must be serious!"
"Oh!"
Zhong Wen obediently responded.
Drunk Zhong Wen is not only extra charming but also extraordinarily obedient and cute, and Jiang Luoli who goes crazy after being drunk is simply two opposite extremes.
At this moment, Jiang Luoli commanded this obedient little sheep more and more recklessly.
"Stop making trouble, and read after me. I, Jiang Luoli and Zhong Wen, will become brothers with different surnames starting today. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day! If you break this oath... If you break this oath..."
"I, Zhong Wen, and Jia Luoli, will be sworn brothers with different surnames starting today. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day! If we violate this oath..."
When Jiang Luoli finished speaking, she felt drunk, her thoughts were in a mess, and she no longer knew what she wanted to say next.
Zhong Wen was still half awake, stood up, pointed at the emerald green lake under their feet, and said proudly: "If you violate this oath, just jump from here!"
The drunk-eyed Jiang Luoli immediately laughed, stood up vigorously, and applauded Zhong Wen frantically.
"That's a good idea! Good!"
"That's right, it doesn't matter who I am, a thousand-year-old fox, a ten-thousand-year tortoise! How many years has it been like this one!"
Zhong Wen turned around with a smile, just when he was about to boast a few more words with Jiang Luoli, but unexpectedly his foot slipped, and he fell straight backwards into the deep lake water behind him.
Pfft!
A large piece of red clothes fell into the lake, splashing countless water splashes, the red background and white waves, like a red lotus in full bloom, enchanting and dazzling.
Jiang Luoli looked down, her whole body trembled, and she was three points sober from the wine.
She pointed at Zhong Wen, who was churning up and down in the lake, and cried in a voice: "Hey! Without this, you just swore that you jumped into the lake and committed suicide. Do you want to give your brother a life?"
"Oh, Brother Luo Li! Help! I, I...can't swim!"
"Ah? Then, how did you get out when you were kicked into the lake by the Great Hierarch Su last time?" Jiang Luoli frowned, and asked full of doubts. When she asked, not only was she unhurried, but Also big tongue.
"Crawl, crawled out..." Zhong Wen drank a few sips of water before finishing his answer.
"You shameful vixen..."
Jiang Luoli shook his head and sighed, but he didn't continue to sit idly by. Almost immediately, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes and jumped into the lake.
(End of this chapter)
"Beautiful scenery on a beautiful day! Beautiful wine and beautiful woman! It is indeed a rare pleasure in life!" She suddenly raised her wine glass, with a wanton smile on her lips, and took a sip lightly as she spoke.
Wow, it's really good wine, Jiang Luoli's beautiful eyes immediately flowed, feeling relaxed and happy.
Zhong Wen also held a wine glass in one hand and a flagon in the other, and walked over with a mysterious smile on his face, "Heroes see the same thing, come and have a drink."
"How can one cup be enough? At least three cups! Hahahahaha..."
Jiang Luoli poured herself forthrightly, and within a short time, she drank half of the wine again, and her cheeks on both sides gradually turned crimson, which was very beautiful.
Zhong Wen's footsteps were almost messy from drinking, and water could almost flow from his peach blossom-like eyebrows.
He squinted his misty eyes, looked at Jiang Luoli with a smile, his footsteps were messy, and his speech became slightly slower: "Brother genius doctor, for the sake of your boldness, I will show you today what I have accumulated over the years. My favorite baby!"
Hearing the baby, Jiang Luoli's eyes became even brighter, she threw away the jug and stretched her neck to look.
It was as if Zhong Wen took out a booklet from his arms, and on the cover of the booklet were written eight big characters——360 Five Strategies of Love.
She remembered that the last time she saw Zhong Wen take out this booklet, and still write and draw on it, they were all about how to use tricks to chase love, let alone in this different world, even in her The era is very trendy and alternative.
Jiang Luoli couldn't help being overjoyed, she couldn't help reaching out and pointing at the booklet, laughing again and again.
"Xiao Wenwen, you are so talented! Why don't you let me distribute and sell this book for you, and I will give you the copyright to ensure that you will become a hit."
"What distribution? What copyright?" Zhong Wen asked in a daze.
"Don't worry about it, just give it to me anyway!"
Jiang Luoli grabbed Zhong Wen's "360 Strategies of Love" and stuffed it into the lapel of her own chest. At the end, she patted her chest like a baby, and murmured to herself.
"The so-called gentlemen and gentlemen are so good. There are so many infatuated people in the world who don't know what is what and teach life and death. If they get this book to guide them, they don't know how many detours they will avoid. I believe that once this book comes out, it will be popular all over the world. No one can match it in a hundred years! Hahaha..."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Are you drunk?" Zhong Wen, who was still wobbly, smiled and asked Jiang Luoli.
"How can I be drunk? My drinking capacity is getting better and better now! I won't get drunk even with a pot of wine!" Jiang Luoli stretched out her hand and swore to the sky and the earth.
"But you just drank my three pots of Zuichenfeng! Three pots!" Zhong Wenbi stretched out five fingers with a swearing expression on his face.
Jiang Luoli turned her head and gave Zhong Wen a disgusted look, and said with the corner of her mouth curled up, "Look at your stingy spirit! Come on, if you're afraid of losing money, why don't we sworn brothers with different surnames? From now on, what's yours will be mine, and what's yours will be mine. It’s still mine, how about it?”
Zhong Wen raised his head, looked at the spring water rushing down in front of him, and reacted for a while: "This idea is good!"
Zhong Wen in red and Jiang Luoli in white hooked their shoulders together, smiling and came to the edge of the cliff near the river at Shuangyun Waterside Pavilion, and knelt down towards the sky and the earth.
Jiang Luoli, who was sticking out her tongue, held the jug in her left hand, patted her chest with her right hand, turned her head to Zhong Wen who was beside her and said, "From now on, let me say something, and you read it to me."
With a cute and warm smile on Zhong Wen's face, he repeated honestly: "I say something, you read it to me..."
Jiang Luoli puffed up her eyes and glared at Zhong Wen: "I mean start now!"
"Start now……"
"Hey, don't explain it to you, a drunk! Just follow me and read, Huang Tian is on top, thick soil is on the bottom, I am Jiang Luoli!"
"Huang Tian is above, and the thick soil is below. I, Jiang Luoli... eh? Who is Jiang Luoli?" Zhong Wen realized belatedly, and turned his head to ask.
Jiang Luoli frowned, fell silent for a moment, and later realized that she had slipped her tongue, but she and Zhong Wen were not so vigilant anymore when they were drunk.Both of them were floating at this time, as if they were in the clouds, and they didn't have any intention of going deeper.
Jiang Luoli immediately fooled it and said: "Jiang Luoli is my pen name! From now on, I will give you a pen name for your 360 Five Strategies of Love, and it will be called Jiang Wenwen! Hahahaha...Okay, don't interrupt me , sworn brothers must be serious!"
"Oh!"
Zhong Wen obediently responded.
Drunk Zhong Wen is not only extra charming but also extraordinarily obedient and cute, and Jiang Luoli who goes crazy after being drunk is simply two opposite extremes.
At this moment, Jiang Luoli commanded this obedient little sheep more and more recklessly.
"Stop making trouble, and read after me. I, Jiang Luoli and Zhong Wen, will become brothers with different surnames starting today. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day! If you break this oath... If you break this oath..."
"I, Zhong Wen, and Jia Luoli, will be sworn brothers with different surnames starting today. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day! If we violate this oath..."
When Jiang Luoli finished speaking, she felt drunk, her thoughts were in a mess, and she no longer knew what she wanted to say next.
Zhong Wen was still half awake, stood up, pointed at the emerald green lake under their feet, and said proudly: "If you violate this oath, just jump from here!"
The drunk-eyed Jiang Luoli immediately laughed, stood up vigorously, and applauded Zhong Wen frantically.
"That's a good idea! Good!"
"That's right, it doesn't matter who I am, a thousand-year-old fox, a ten-thousand-year tortoise! How many years has it been like this one!"
Zhong Wen turned around with a smile, just when he was about to boast a few more words with Jiang Luoli, but unexpectedly his foot slipped, and he fell straight backwards into the deep lake water behind him.
Pfft!
A large piece of red clothes fell into the lake, splashing countless water splashes, the red background and white waves, like a red lotus in full bloom, enchanting and dazzling.
Jiang Luoli looked down, her whole body trembled, and she was three points sober from the wine.
She pointed at Zhong Wen, who was churning up and down in the lake, and cried in a voice: "Hey! Without this, you just swore that you jumped into the lake and committed suicide. Do you want to give your brother a life?"
"Oh, Brother Luo Li! Help! I, I...can't swim!"
"Ah? Then, how did you get out when you were kicked into the lake by the Great Hierarch Su last time?" Jiang Luoli frowned, and asked full of doubts. When she asked, not only was she unhurried, but Also big tongue.
"Crawl, crawled out..." Zhong Wen drank a few sips of water before finishing his answer.
"You shameful vixen..."
Jiang Luoli shook his head and sighed, but he didn't continue to sit idly by. Almost immediately, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes and jumped into the lake.
(End of this chapter)
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