Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor
Chapter 140 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 146
Chapter 140 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 146
The snow goose pawed on the ground obediently, because from the appearance of the evil emperor, this vicious tiger seemed to be about to show its power, and the smart way was not to bump into his teeth, or it would bite.
The ground was cool, and the snow goose tilted its head.
Xie Huang squatted down, put his hand on Xueyan's head, touched Xueyan's lips to the ground, and said: "This is the standard kissing the earth. Count by yourself, from one to five hundred before you can stand up."
"Your Majesty, you have a golden eloquence, you must keep your word." Xue Yan frowned, thinking carefully.
"Stop talking nonsense. Hurry up." Xie Huang couldn't wait to see the good show.
Xueyan pawed on the ground and counted: "One...dede...five hundred." Then "bass" stood up.
"You, who told you to get up, take it off..." the evil emperor ordered.
"Your Majesty, I have already counted from one to five hundred. Your Majesty..." Xue Yan raised her voice intentionally.Xue Yan noticed that when Xie Huang called himself "Zhen", he lowered his voice very low, as if whispering to a woman, Xie Huang was careful in handling things, he was afraid that others would know his identity, Xue Yan wanted to take advantage of this.
"Keep your voice down." The evil emperor whispered.
"You are gold..." Xue Yan raised the word "gold" very high again.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid of you." Xie Huang lifted Xueyan up, pinched her nose and said, "You must have been a clever ghost in your previous life."
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the compliment." Xueyan smiled triumphantly.
"I'm a little upset, let me tell you a joke." Xie Huang leaned on the bed, half-closed his eyes and said.
How could Xueyan be in the mood to tell stories.
The little monk chanted the scriptures and preached:
Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. In the temple, there was a pot, and there were beans in the pot. A little monk was cooking the beans on the fire. Bone road, bone road, cooking, cooking... bone road, bone road, cooking...
Xueyan seemed to hear the Xiehuang's uniform call.She lowered her voice and said, "Cook and cook."Listen carefully, the evil emperor fell asleep.
"Damn, I finally put you to sleep. I'm going to see what's posted on the wall? Otherwise, how can I fall asleep?"
"You can't see this face. No matter how frightened people vomit, it will be too sad to lose the courage and confidence to live. Wash it off." Xue Yan slowly wet his face with water, and wiped the birthmark on his face with Maoyou. And fake mustache wipe off.Then he changed into the black silk clothes that the evil emperor would wear when he came back at night, and tiptoed to the door, and opened the door: "Yah, the door is locked by the broken emperor."
Xueyan turned back lightly, found a piece of broken iron from the corner of the house, and said in her heart: "How could a broken lock help me? I think I was disobedient and often locked up by my mother in the woodshed. I just used the piece of iron Open the lock and continue to go out and cause trouble."
Xueyan gently held the lock, and inserted the iron piece into the keyhole, once, twice, three times... eight times, the lock was unlocked.
"Damn you, you're too capable. You can do this job." A voice said from behind.
"It's a small idea! But I haven't done it for a long time, and I can get it done under the door in the future." Xue Yan said proudly, thinking about it, who am I talking to, and turning her head, an evil light was directed at Xue Yan .
"Bodhisattva!" Snow Goose called out, and her body became limp, ready to fall.
(End of this chapter)
The snow goose pawed on the ground obediently, because from the appearance of the evil emperor, this vicious tiger seemed to be about to show its power, and the smart way was not to bump into his teeth, or it would bite.
The ground was cool, and the snow goose tilted its head.
Xie Huang squatted down, put his hand on Xueyan's head, touched Xueyan's lips to the ground, and said: "This is the standard kissing the earth. Count by yourself, from one to five hundred before you can stand up."
"Your Majesty, you have a golden eloquence, you must keep your word." Xue Yan frowned, thinking carefully.
"Stop talking nonsense. Hurry up." Xie Huang couldn't wait to see the good show.
Xueyan pawed on the ground and counted: "One...dede...five hundred." Then "bass" stood up.
"You, who told you to get up, take it off..." the evil emperor ordered.
"Your Majesty, I have already counted from one to five hundred. Your Majesty..." Xue Yan raised her voice intentionally.Xue Yan noticed that when Xie Huang called himself "Zhen", he lowered his voice very low, as if whispering to a woman, Xie Huang was careful in handling things, he was afraid that others would know his identity, Xue Yan wanted to take advantage of this.
"Keep your voice down." The evil emperor whispered.
"You are gold..." Xue Yan raised the word "gold" very high again.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid of you." Xie Huang lifted Xueyan up, pinched her nose and said, "You must have been a clever ghost in your previous life."
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the compliment." Xueyan smiled triumphantly.
"I'm a little upset, let me tell you a joke." Xie Huang leaned on the bed, half-closed his eyes and said.
How could Xueyan be in the mood to tell stories.
The little monk chanted the scriptures and preached:
Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. In the temple, there was a pot, and there were beans in the pot. A little monk was cooking the beans on the fire. Bone road, bone road, cooking, cooking... bone road, bone road, cooking...
Xueyan seemed to hear the Xiehuang's uniform call.She lowered her voice and said, "Cook and cook."Listen carefully, the evil emperor fell asleep.
"Damn, I finally put you to sleep. I'm going to see what's posted on the wall? Otherwise, how can I fall asleep?"
"You can't see this face. No matter how frightened people vomit, it will be too sad to lose the courage and confidence to live. Wash it off." Xue Yan slowly wet his face with water, and wiped the birthmark on his face with Maoyou. And fake mustache wipe off.Then he changed into the black silk clothes that the evil emperor would wear when he came back at night, and tiptoed to the door, and opened the door: "Yah, the door is locked by the broken emperor."
Xueyan turned back lightly, found a piece of broken iron from the corner of the house, and said in her heart: "How could a broken lock help me? I think I was disobedient and often locked up by my mother in the woodshed. I just used the piece of iron Open the lock and continue to go out and cause trouble."
Xueyan gently held the lock, and inserted the iron piece into the keyhole, once, twice, three times... eight times, the lock was unlocked.
"Damn you, you're too capable. You can do this job." A voice said from behind.
"It's a small idea! But I haven't done it for a long time, and I can get it done under the door in the future." Xue Yan said proudly, thinking about it, who am I talking to, and turning her head, an evil light was directed at Xue Yan .
"Bodhisattva!" Snow Goose called out, and her body became limp, ready to fall.
(End of this chapter)
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